Following the new "make-under" trend, Ke$ha appears in the new issue of Glamour without the pound of glittery face paint and obnoxious white girl rap that have made her famous. She looks better than expected, but don't worry - she's still incredibly annoying!

"I'm just a ballsy motherf--ker," Ke$ha says early in the interview, because apparently she likes when I punch things. "I'm not afraid of pushing boundaries. That's what you have to do to become an icon." Yes, Ke$ha wants to become an icon. When you finish laughing, read on, it gets worse.

Asked about her relationship with the opposite sex (which is men, apparently) Kesh-nasty says, "I destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis. They f--k me, and then I eat them." Look out, men! Ke$ha will eat you after you f*ck her...but that's actually a better fate than a lifetime of being made fun of by your friends.

Yes, I'm making fun of Ke$ha's appearance despite the fact that she actually looks okay in one of the above photos, but it's not like she tweeted that picture. It's still in freakin' Glamour which means that instead of spending three hours bedazzling her eyebrows they spent six hours on airbrushing. Sorry, K-dolla sign. Come out with an album that doesn't make us wanna put sharp things in our ears, and maybe the whole world will stop making fun of you.

Party girl turned popstar Ke$ha has pulled an Adam Lambert and a Cassie by shaving off a lot of her hair. Considering who she is, it makes you wonder if this was a sober decision or something she decided to do after brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. I know, I'm so damn clever.

Why is there a braid hanging in front of Ke$ha's ear? Make it stop!

Ke$ha posted the photo above with the caption: "New year. New album. New hair. Get pumped."

If there's anyone who should rock this look, it's Ke$ha. She's all about being a strong female and not conforming to the stereotypical images of beauty. She'll rock her Willow Smith hairstyle with fierceness and glitter.

Stop the presses, Ke$ha actually looks doable! Ke$ha has partnered up with Casio to make some watches. Putting out a line of watches, cheap looking watches at that, is like putting out a line of disposable cameras, no?

Ke$ha looks clean and sexy in these pics. Her makeup isn't crazy, either. She's the anti-Katy Perry. She doesn't need to cake her makeup on cause she looks much better without it.

Ke$ha is pretty excited about the collaboration. She said: "In creating my red, white and blue watch, I was obviously inspired by the American flag because it’s a recurring theme in my aesthetic but also represents freedom of speech, a right I passionately exercise in my life and in my music."

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This is too much information! I don't even know if I would attend a Ke$ha concert now even if someone gave me free tickets. Ke$ha is always showing her audience close ups of her snatch, which is probably filled with glitter. I shudder.

Ke$ha incorporates her free spirited feminist vagina into all of her shows like it's a part of her ensemble band, but she didn't ask us if we wanted to see it first.

We don't wanna go there Ke$ha! We're not into this little stripper, G-rated sex show stuff that you're doing. Sometimes we forget to pregame it when we go to concerts. May this post serve as a warning: No one should walk into a Ke$ha concert sober.

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At least 2 out of 4 POTP writers are no fans of Ke$ha. I don't know where Cheesus stands, but I like this chick. When Ke$ha first hit the scene with her annoying but catchy debut single, I told myself that she's a one-hit wonder - that was the only way I could garner the courage to walk in a nightclub or get any sleep at night! But then one of my blogging buddies gave me her albums, and she became one of my feminist heroes.

Ke$ha says "I’m just talking about men the way they’ve talked about women for years. I want to do it back to them.” She does that, and she does it well. If you've heard her entire albums, I think you may agree. LOVE her lyrics.

Another thing that I love about Ke$ha is that she's not your stereotypical beauty. She's far from it, but she owns it and she makes it work by going the eccentric route like Lady Gaga so that we won't be distracted by her face.

Bitch magazine said: "Her lyrics reveal a confidence that, knowingly or not, turns the traditional male-chauvinist, sexist attitude on its head to deploy the same tactics for her own purposes."

... And for that reason, I think she's boss. Her lyrics are filled with empowering messages and her stuff is great for young women to listen to so that some of her confidence and street smarts may rub off on 'em. She also looks so much better without the crazy makeup!!!! Terry Richardson always does a great job with his subjects.

Ke$ha isn't going to have a problem coming up with new material for her next album because she has already written over 200 songs. Some of those songs have been leaked, and she doesn't even remember writing them. Have another roofie sweetie.

In an interview with Scotland's Daily Record newspaper, Kesha discusses her ideas for her next chart topping album and the dirty little effects she would like to add.

“I’ve written about 200. I’m writing constantly about all my crazy experiences across the world. I want the next record to be experimental and I’d love to play all the different types of music I listen to."

Ke$ha wants fans to get down and dirty with her. She says that she "really" wants some "dirty guitar" with some "elements of blues."

I can't stand Kesha's music, so maybe a change in tune would make her more appealing to me. I'm not sure she needs to add anything "dirty" to her album because she's dirty enough as it is. Like, she needs some kind of chemical shower, stat!

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Just throw up in your mouth a little? Yeah, I think that's the normal reaction to this news. 

Yep, that's Ke$ha and T-Pain getting close over a bottle of Henny and whole lotta dollas. Throw in a bottle of Valtrex and a restraining order from the future and this picture pretty much sums up what I expect from their relationship. Yesterday, these two started tweet-f*cking each other in what could be a publicity stunt, but what is more likely two people in their 15th minute hoping to stay relevant by rubbing their C-list genitals together. T-Pain started things by tweeting, "Last night I found out I'm in love with @keshasuxx." K-Nasty replied, "Um. F*cking love u @TPAIN. U get me. Come find me!" Go, get her dude! She can't be hard to find. Follow the smell of old sushi and desperation. The couple then made things official, telling fans to "get ready for K-Pain." 

T-Pain's probably thinking this seems like a good deal. After all, Ke$ha's famous, she's got money, she's probably showered at some point in the past, and she keeps her cold sores pretty much under control. But he'll take off as soon as she gives birth to little K-Pain - a demon seed who can only speak with the aid of auto-tune and comes out of the womb hungover and covered in glitter. 

This is one of those posts where I'm supposed to pretend that I'm typing with a braille keyboard and someone told me that Ke$ha looks awesome in a bikini. Well I can see just fine, no glasses required, and b!tch needs to take that flat a*s and gut to the gym. Ke$ha is horribly out of shape. One can be "fat," but still solid. Then. There's. Ke$ha.

I'm not saying that Ke$ha is fat. I am saying, however, that she'd look much better if she were.

Ke$ha is as curvy as a brick and as sexy as Whoopi Goldberg. One can not change their physique: Ke$ha's shoulders are broad, she has a small torso, she's really tall in person, and her small boobs sag. Then she wears a bikini that either makes her look worse, or maybe she looks bad in every bikini? May God bless her.

Ke$ha tells Vanity Fair that she actually does brush her teeth with a bottle of Jack, which she mentions in her debut single "Tik Tok." Ke$ha said, "Jack Daniels is an anti-bacterial and it's way better than morning breath. Let me put it this way, if you wake up naked in a bathtub and you have the choice between rinsing out with Jack Daniels or trying to make out with some dude with morning breath, I would recommend picking up the Jack."

Ke$ha was also "snubbed" this year at the Grammys because she didn't get nominated. Ke$ha said, "I was disappointed that I didn't get nominated. But I've only been around for a year... So I really can't be a brat about it. I plan on making a lot more records, and hopefully one of them will be Grammy worthy."

It's not a snub if you didn't deserve it!!! Some people were saying that Mila Kunis was snubbed because she wasn't nominated for Black Swan when all her a*s did was smoke and party. If that's the criteria for receiving an Oscar nod, than how many should we all have? People like Mark Wahlberg, who wasn't nominated for The Fighter, were snubbed.

Ke$ha has actually grown on me. She's a talented and hilarious lyricist, but she's disappointing as a singer. She possesses no vocal talent. Maybe I should keep a small bottle of Jack in my purse if I upgrade from passing out on some random dude's couch to waking up naked in a bathtub for some reason. This is good information every girl should know!

I love me some porn, but not when pornographic material involves Ke$ha and some bearded dude who looks kind of hawt. His beard is throwing me off, so I'm just gonna say that he looks old. Although she can not sing to save her life, I think Ke$ha is one of the most genuine entertainers around, she doesn't just talk the talk, she also bangs on camera.

The other week it was reported that Ke$ha and other pop stars got hacked. Now we've cum across this photo of Ke$ha and a man pretending that they don't know how to kiss with their mouths sealed. Another photo is online that shows this dude going down on Ke$ha. His face is completely pink while doing so, which we assume is because he's slowly losing consciousness. Tasting a b!tch that looks like she showers on the weekends must be tough.

We're not posting or linking to the oral sex picture here, cause this site is kid friendly, well at least that's what I tell my parents.