Kelis is going through a crisis because this is not something someone in the right place mentally does to herself. Kelis wore an outfit that looks almost painful and impossible to move or walk around in to the First Annual Data Awards.

Amber Rose pretty much wore a bathing suit as an outfit last week, but she would probably be embarrassed for Kelis if she saw this mess. Lady Gaga would possibly find Kelis' ensemble inspiring, but thus far, Gaga and Amber have yet to sink to this low.

I can't even begin to describe this kind of fug, so I'll let The Washington Post via Necole Bitchie do it for me:

I’m not even sure what she’s going for here — costume shop explosion meets farmyard chic? The Statue of Liberty-esque spikes in the hair, the six-foot long mangy braid casually tossed over one shoulder, the pink jumpsuit, the tux top and… It all adds up to blech.

Girl, time for a new milkshake.

Kelis claims that her expenses are $80,831/month and she's trying to get child and spousal support from her baby daddy, Nas.

Kelis looks like she needs to use a good chunk of that money to fix herself up. She used to be fierce. The milkshaker brought her son Knight with her to LAX. From what I do see, Knight is adorable!

Kelis' baby decided it was time to make like a fetus, and head out. 

Kelis named her new baby boy, Knight Jones.

Knight Jones -- who weighed 7.8 lbs. -- was born Tuesday around 9 p.m. in New York City. Adds the rep, "The beautiful baby boy and his mother are doing wonderful." Kelis had been in labor since 2 a.m. Monday and had a natural birth, with her mother and sister by her side in the room.

The baby daddy is rapper Nas, who is currently in a nasty divorce battle with Kelis. She's a tough bitch and will handle raising a baby on her own just fine. Congrats on the new baby boy, Kelis!

Kelis is making herself look like a golddigger and I'm not so sure she cares or she's even aware of what she's doing.

Kelis says that from 11/08 to 4/09 she earned an average of $21,616/ month. Kelis says that her expenses are now $80,831/ month as she prepares to push the Messiah out from her loins.

The Milkshaker says she can make thick dolla by touring, but her baby bump is getting in the way off all of that.

Kelis' current monthly expenses are:

$14,861 - Mortgage

$3,500 - Nanny

$15,000 -  Pimpin' in the form of entertainment, gifts and vacays

$175 -  "Baby rug dry cleaned."

Kelis also intends to preserve Messiah's blood in storage when he is born. The banking of the blood is the collection and storage of the stem cells found in the baby's umbilical cord. It's used to treat 70 life-threatening diseases and is very expensive.

This chick is so ridiculous, there are no words.

Kelis really is Bossy! Sorry for the obvious pun, love that song.

Kelis says that she has "run out of money" and she needs to get into Nas' stacks.

Kelis filed legal papers claiming that her hubby isn't paying her any money when he's rich. Duh! Rich people are cheap, b*tch!

Kelis is requesting spousal support, child support, pregnancy-related expenses, and one-half of all medical expenses after the baby is born. She also wants $3,500 for a nurse and $20,000 for strollers, cribs and other baby supplies.

Shameless Kelis says, "My survival is based on [Nas'] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid." The couple was married in 2003. The baby is due this month.

Nas and Kelis have five homes, fly first class and etc. She also mentioned a lot of expensive jewelry. Kelis doesn't deserve to get a dime right now. Kelis didn't wipe out Nas' accounts or wait until she was financially stable before filing for divorce, so that's on her. 

... Well, at least that's what her alleged Twitter page states. Kelis puts Nas on blast, claiming that he cheated on her with a female who's around 23 years old. Kelis says that women need to stop sleeping with attached or married men. Agreed!

In a story that I guess is supposed to be a colossal shocker, Nas is trying to prevent his pregnant wife Kelis from receiving any spousal support. I won't call him an a-hole for doing so, cause I think there's more to it.

Every man with wealth fears that his stacks will be taken away by a woman. It's what inspired Kanye West's "Golddigger" song, it's why pre-nups exist, it's why women don't take their birth control pills and say that they do. Golddigers do exist, we know this, however, when you're in a relationship with someone for seven years, does that mean that your spouse is entitled to a percentage of your funds? Uh.... maybe.

What I'm tryna say is that Nas is rich and if he's as excited about this baby as he allegedly is - Nas' son will be taken care of. Kelis, on the other hand? B*itch may have to start filming Kelis of Love. Or better yet, get in the studio and make some catchy new music.

For whatever reason, I don't wanna cry foul on this. TMZ is reporting that Nas doesn't wanna give Kelis "a penny" of spousal support. Guess what? None of us would if we had a messy split, at least that's how I'm looking at it.

As a female, maybe I'm wrong for saying so, but I don't feel like I am.

When Kelis said that her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, b*tch was being literal!

Kelis allegedly filmed a sex tape with rapper Infared in 2007. Kelis and Nas first met in 2002 and got married in 2005. That means Kelis' brought Infrared to her yard and bush, pun intended, when she was already a wifey. Some are claiming that Nas wanted to divorce Kelis after he learned of the tape but that the "Bossy" singer got knocked up in a last ditch effort to keep him. Consequently, when Kelis saw that her plan wasn't working, she divorced Nas first to save face.

New York radio host Wendy Williams claimed on her show that she had a copy of explicit footage which shows rapper Infared filming Kelis.

A sleeping Kelis lays in bed while Infrared looks at a camera and provokes Nas who Kelis married in 2005 - saying "Handle your mother f#*king business. I got your b*&ch here, she getting naked." 

Rumored to have taken place in January 2007, the New Yorker claims, "I knew Kelis in the hip-hop world, and from clubbin', hanging out. I heard that (sex tape) rumor. I don't know (if she was married). She wasn't wearing a wedding ring."

This rumor completely sounds like fan fiction to me, but I hope the truth comes out soon. There had to be big drama to cause the seven month preggers diva to file for divorce.

I'm hoping that the tabloids will get to work cause something salacious must have happened. Kelis has filed for divorce from Nas. She is seven months pregnant with their son.

Her rep has issued the standard 'It's None a Yo Bizniss!' statement,

"We request the media to respect her privacy during this very difficult time."

Nas, 35, and milkshaker Kelis, 29, met at the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards after-party and got hitched in Atlanta in 2005.

Now this is a Friday shocker!

UPDATE: A lawyer for Kelis filed divorce papers Thursday afternoon citing verbal abuse and infidelity. In February, Nas said he was "so happy" after finding out Kelis was expecting their first child. 

I think Kelis should be around 5 months now or so? She looks pretty. I like the blue and yellow in her hair too. It works on her, not on everyone.