Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler, 24, and Kyle Jacobs, 37, got engaged on July 15, 2010, and less than one year later they eloped.

The couple became husband and wife on January 1st in a "small, intimate ceremony on a private island in the Caribbean," Kelly's rep confirms.

Now if only I cared, I would wish them congratulations. But I don't, so I'm not gonna lie. Next!

Is it just me or is Kellie Pickler looking all kinds of wax figure museum here? She looks diff, and gaining weight is a very effective way to fug up a person. She also looks more pasty and Botox-filled than she's ever appeared to be before.

Kellie is engaged to be married and it looks like she's letting herself go pre-wedding and future divorce. Carrie Underwood, on the other hand, still looks gorgeous. People talk sh!t about the Jersey Shore kids promoting tanning, but then you see Snow White hoes like Kellie Pickler, and you know why Snooki thinks it's great to be dark enough to write "Tan" down as your ethnicity on applications. I don't see ghost people like this in SoCal, so I'm especially frightened.

American Idol alum Kellie Pickler has landed herself a man that she's ready to marry! Her songwriter boyfriend Kyle Jacobs popped the question last week while watching the sunset on a Florida beach. Awwww! A rep for Kellie says the engagement is "True! She's super excited!"

During a radio interview on 'GAC Nights: Live From Nashville' Kellie said she wanted to wait until she was at a point in her career where she felt okay with putting her man first over her talent, and also boasted about what a great guy Kyle is. "I've met someone now that I'm crazy about and he's crazy about me and I couldn't imagine being with anyone else."

Congratulations on the engagement! Considering they're pure country, I bet they'll play corn hole during the wedding reception.

Did anyone see this coming? Could anyone see it a comin'? Well it's a match made in Trailer Trashville Skank County.

Kellie Pickler competed on the fifth season of American Idol. After her Idol run concluded, she went out and fetched herself some breast implants. Kellie has refused to confirm whether or not she received breast augmentation, but the pictures speak for themselves. This woman is good at keeping secrets. Kellie and Kid Rock have apparently been bumping uglies for over a year now!

Pickler leaked the news to a radio interviewer. "The romance between Kellie and Kid has been the worst-kept secret in Nashville." 

Seriously? These Nashville folk don't know how to leak a damn secret? We had NO clue.