I would prefer to get it tattooed across my ass, but I didn't have time to stop at the shop today so I'll just type out my message instead: TAYLOR SWIFT SUCKS!

Taylor Swift gave an awful performance at this year's Grammys, one that I have no idea what it sounded like cause I fast forwarded it on my DVR, and Taylor has been under attack cause she sounded like vomit. Yep, in other words, Taylor's singing was awful.

Taylor's record label president, Scott Borchetta, defended Taylor by giving the following statement which infuriated Kelly Clarkson. Scott said: ”She is the voice of this generation... This is not American Idol. This is not a competition of getting up and seeing who can sing the highest note. This is about a true artist and writer and communicator. It’s not about that technically perfect performance.”

Scott admitted that "maybe" Swift isn't "the best technical singer." But what should matter is that "She’s probably the best emotional singer because everybody else who gets up there and is technically perfect, people don’t seem to want more of it.”

Kelly took to her blog to post the following response:

“Wow …..Dear Scott Borchetta: I understand defending your artist obviously because I have done the same in the past for artists I like, including Taylor, so you might see why its upsetting to read you attacking American Idol for producing simply vocalists that hit ‘the high notes’.

Kelly continued, letting Scott know what it takes to compete on American Idol: "You know what, we not only hit the high notes, you forgot to mention we generally hit the ‘right’ notes as well. Continue Reading...

Miss Piggy remained chipper as her chipmunk cheeks, gut, massive arms and tree trunk thighs hit the red carpet at the 2009 American Music Awards.

If I ate whatever I want, sold millions of records and didn't workout, I'd be happy too.

Kelly Clarkson's red carpet dress was the right color and it looked adorable on her! She also sang "Already Gone," and her rendition was pretty good. She's a great singer and I can't wait for her next album. I hope to see her live in concert someday.

POTP fan favorite, Kelly Clarkson told Chicago's KIIS FM that she's already begun working on her next album, which should drop in Fall 2010.

Kelly said, "We're already working on it. [The songs] are really different. The next record is going to be really different."

Kelly has a lot of ego and blamed not writing her next album on being busy with touring - her current tour wraps up in March. But Miss Piggy wrote all of the songs on her 2007 album, My December, and it bombed. On All I Ever Wanted the plump Texan worked with Katy Perry and other talented songwriters.

Kelly said, "If I like other stuff better I’ll use that.. Because there’s not enough time to write and sing and perform and do everything." Uh huh.

I could care less if Kelly or her junk food writes the songs, I adore this woman's music. I'm pretty excited.

This is the post where I'm supposed to be politically correct and say that Kelly Clarkson "looks great" and she isn't fat. Well I'm not gonna cause Kelly fan sites are for that. Jelly Clarkson was seen roaming the streets and picking up a salad at a NYC deli yesterday.

She'll be performing with Parachute and Eric Hutchinson at Hammerstein Ballroom on Wednesday. She's also scheduled to appear on The View this Thursday. When those pictures come out, I'll be happy to post those, too, without saying that she "still looks hot."

I don't wear glasses or contacts, not gonna lie for the sake of appeasing all, which will never happen anyway. I will say that it's nice to see Ms. Clarkson getting photographed with a salad instead of what she may be eating when the paps aren't around.

Miss Piggy gains so quickly, I'm kind of impressed. Witnessing her transformation is like watching NBC's show The Biggest Loser, where contestants drop like a dozen pounds in an hour, in reverse. Kelly is like The Biggest Gainer. Bless her heart!

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Jelly Clarkson says that she loves her booty.

Kelly said, "I'm a fan of my butt. I totally have no chest, I'm all butt. Ever since I was a kid I've had a bubble butt - I get it from my mama. Guys are usually like, 'Oh my gosh, look at that butt!" In a good way!'

"I like filling out a pair of jeans, because sometimes I see girls who can't... If a girl wanted bigger boobs, she could get them, but you can't get a bigger butt!"

O.M.G. You can buy a bigger butt, first of all, and you can buy a personal trainer and nutritionist, too.

Kelly Clarkson had a big butt before she gained like 40 some odd pounds and she'll have her big butt if she loses all the weight. At her concert in my hometown, the DJ was saying that Kelly's mic box that hung from her pants fell on the ground and she said, "Sorry, I have a big butt!" to the crowd (as though that's the reason her box fell). We can all see that, hun.

And just to clarify YET AGAIN, I do not think that Kelly is obese, but I'm not going to say that she "looks good" and "is healthy" either because that is bullsh*t. While her American Idol alums like Carrie Underwood, Katharine McPhee, Fantasia and Ruben Studdard have all shed pounds, she continues to gain. I would love to commend Kelly on getting her weight gain under control and I hope that day will come soon for the sake of her and her fans who get pissed at me for speaking the truth.

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Kelly Clarkson ripped Kanye West a new one on her personal blog. Kelly is raging mad at Kanye for stealing Taylor Swift's microphone and proclaiming that Beyonce should have won.

“Dear Kanye,

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like s—. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty s—ty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways.

It's absolutely fascinating how much I don't like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you... which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you.

The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her... so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole... I just pity you because you’re a sad human being."

I couldn't have said it any better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very impressive.

And the backlash continues - for more celebrity reactions to Kanye's temper tantrum click HERE. Even Spencer Pratt says he wouldn't do that, and Kellie Pickler is also annoyed.

And if you haven't seen it yet, HERE'S the video of Beyonce handing the stage over to Taylor. So classy, Sasha Fierce!

Some people are upset that Kelly Clarkson was airbrushed to death on the September cover of Self magazine.

My blogging buddy at www.bforyourlife.com articulated his thoughts on Self's newest cover girl and I couldn't agree more.

I thought that Self was a fitness and nutrition magazine. I would never think to put Kelly Clarkson on the cover of Self Magazine right now. Maybe two years ago, but not now. Not only that, but if I were Kelly Clarkson, I wouldn't want to be on the cover of Self Magazine.

The celebrities that are on the cover of Self are always really skinny and toned. They are always wearing bikinis or really fitted outfits. What is Kelly wearing? She is wearing a loose top, and white pants on a white background. It just screams "Hide the chunk!" This just seems extremely dissonant to me.

And with that, we have a lil common sense!

Anyway, Self's editor-in-chief, Lucy Danziger, fessed up and said, "Yes. Of course we do retouching. Did we alter her appearance? Only to make her look her personal best. I think this photo is the truest we have ever put out there on the newsstand."

Self is defeating the purpose of using a bigger woman by making her a smaller woman. Unfortunately, me thinks Self will return to featuring skinny a*s b*tches so that they don't have to defend themselves for their digital slimming.

Here's some more recent pictures of "the truest" images of Ms. Clarkson.

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Kelly Clarkson was Photoshopped and airbrushed to death for her Self magazine cover. In the September issue, the first American Idol winner discusses critics, her weight, and her contentment with her increasing size.

Jelly Clarkson on bloggers like myself:

"When people talk about my weight, I'm like, 'You seem to have a problem with it; I don't. I'm fine!'"

"My happy weight changes. Sometimes I eat more; sometimes I play more."

On doing Crossfit workouts and why she exercises:

"I love it! It's like bootcamp! You never work out more than 35 minutes, but it's so intense … It makes me feel like G.I. Jane. It's very empowering. I feel like I can whup ass!"

"I do it totally for my psyche. I'm much better when those endorphins are going. It's a release. And I also love food, so there's a payoff!"

On her eating habits:

"I love healthy stuff and junk an equal amount. Whatever I'm craving, I go for it."

On her weight loss secret:

"For me, it's the times when I'm not paying attention that I end up losing weight. But I'm never trying to lose weight – or gain it. I'm just being!"

Kelly is NOT fat, all, I just like the headline "Fat and Happy." She is, however, overweight. Ms. Clarkson enjoys her junk food and decides to just "go for it" whenever she's craving something. Good for her! Seriously. She's talented enough to be able to be nearly as wide as she is tall and still sell millions of albums cause she puts out good music.

But asking Kelly what her weight loss secret is is like asking Paris Hilton what it's like to still be a virgin.

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Canada's 2009 MuchMusic Video Awards brought out various celebrities and Billboard chart toppers like Kelly Clarkson. Nope, I did not make a typo, I said KELLY CLARKSON!

Kelly Clarkson looked amazing on the red carpet for the MuchMusic Video Awards. Her dress makes her arms, bubes and figure look great. Her hair extensions also complimented her plump face. WELL DONE!

Other standouts, good and bad, include: Kim Kardashian and the man she wants to marry, a sexy Taylor Lautner, Tila Tequila in stripes, Rumer Willis and her frighteningly skinny legs, Aubrey Drake Graham (the man Rihanna's PR team wants us to believe she's dating), Aaron Carter's now tragic face, Perez Hilton, Brody Jenner, the Black Eyed Peas and a nearly unrecognizable Audrina Patridge.

Kelly Clarkson must weigh like 210 pounds. Miss Piggy looks like she packed on at least a few more pounds every time new pictures come out.

She's so cute, though! Jelly Clarkson's just like a waddling little lady, all bloated and flat chested and fug.

Kelly Clarkson went shopping in Sydney, Australia, yesterday. Too bad they don't sell willpower! No, seriously, if they did, I would fly out and buy a few dozen bottles.

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