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Kelly Clarkson Shows off Her M&M Size Tits and Cellulite Ass

April 24th, 2008

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Hopefully Kelly Clarkson doesn’t throw any dinner parties whatsoever. The out of shape American Idol winner walks around her house in the nekkid, even when others are around.

According to a close source who spoke to Us Weekly, the Grammy-winning pop star enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings,” reports the magazine.

Why? “I just really like being naked,” the “American Idol” star tells visitors with an apologetic shrug, according to the magazine.

I can just picture her loose pubes falling all over the carpet (you know she doesn’t shave), as she walks over to the fridge for some burritos, then starts farting. “I just really like burritos” Kelly says as she starts laughing so hard, she busts into ‘the laugh and fart’ super stink combo.

I love doing that, don’t you? You know when you’re around your boyfriend and his sister or you’re just meeting some people for the first time and you’re laughing so hard you laugh and fart simultaneously? It’s the best way to leave a good lasting impression!

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Kelly Clarkson Performing Ave Maria For The Pope

April 21st, 2008

“I was so excited to be asked to sing for the Pope,” Clarkson said. “It’s always been a dream of mine to perform ‘Ave Maria.’ To have that dream come true on such a special occasion is truly a blessing.”

I gotta say she did a kick ass job! I love that song!

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Oh Shit, It’s Kelly Clarkson

February 29th, 2008

She always brings out the fug, at least the bitch is consistent.

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Kelly Clarkson flashes a big smile as she makes her way through the Perth airport in Western Australia Thursday. The singer is Down Under to co-headline the 2 Worlds, 2 Voices tour with Reba McEntire.

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Thank You Kelly Clarkson

October 8th, 2007

Kelly Clarkson’s new single is aptly titled, “Don’t Waste Your Time.” Thanks for the advice, bitch. You’re oh so right. I haven’t wasted my time or money on her latest cd, My December because I haven’t enjoyed what I’ve heard. How over produced, boring and generic is this song? Next. Next. Next.


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Kelly Clarkson Performs On Australian “Sunrise” Show

October 1st, 2007


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