I can't figure out who looks worse. Paris' wonk, chiseled jaw, and giraffe-like arm are scary while Kelly Osbourne looks like a dirty, smelly patriotic lezzie clown.
Kelly Osbourne needs to remain in rehab. That is not the face of a sober woman. Her ridiculous tattoos and her ensemble makes me wanna spread her out in the wilderness somewhere and leave her there until birds poop on her.
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I was just saying a couple weeks ago that Kelly Osbourne was looking good. Ever since then it seems like everything has gone down hill. She was recently arrested for slapping a bitch. Now Sharon Osbourne has confirmed to Radar Online that Kelly is back in rehab.
"Yeah, Kelly's in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it."
Sharon didn't want to reveal the location of the rehab facility where Kelly will be for at at least the next 30 days, except to say that it was outside the L.A. area. Nor did she want to discuss what she's getting help for. "Kelly will tell you herself when she gets out," Sharon promised. "We just pray that everything's going to be okay."
Sharon said that Kelly had been working steadily with her, dad Ozzy Osbourne and brother Jack on Fox TV's new Osbournes Relodaded variety show prior to her entering rehab. "She been working right up until she went in."
Her voice choking with emotion, Sharon ended by saying, "This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice. "However, we are all very glad Kelly's doing it."
It's so disappointing, but it's good that she's getting help. Kelly struggled with a painkiller addiction back in 2004 when she checked in to rehab. A little over a year after that Kelly checked into another drug treatment center after she relapsed. We can only speculate that this is the case again.
Kelly Osbourne was arrested for putting some hater bitch in her place by slapping her after she called Kelly's fiance, model Luke Worrall, "stupid."
Here's a picture of the fug ho Kelly put the slap-down on, Zoe Griffin.
Kelly was at a SoHo club when Zoe insulted her man, prompting the attack.
'She was arrested for common assault relating to an alleged incident in Soho in the early hours of 29 August 2008.' She has been bailed until a date in March."
In an interview with Closer magazine, Kelly said,
'I've never been this mushy with anybody ever before, but this time I can't help it. He's perfect. Everything about him is brilliant. 'I'm happy. I love him and I'd do anything for him.'
Isn't this romantical? You know it's love when you're ready to fuck a ho up when she says some shiz about your dude! I wanna slap that Zoe bitch myself just because she needs to whiten her teeth and cover up her fivehead.
Kelly Osbourne has been looking really good lately. Am I crazy? I think she's gotten over her grungy fugly phase and has moved on to be a lady. She looks great and her shiba inu puppy is adorable.
PS: What are with those crazy Asian girls doing in the background? They must be feeling Kelly like I am.
Kelly Osbourne, 23, is engaged to her 18-year-old model boyfriend Luke Warroll, so says his Facebook.
According to a Sunday newspaper, Luke yesterday changed his online relationship status to ‘engaged to Kelly Osbourne'.
His profile page has been inundated with congratulatory messages from friends and family.
Relative Nicola Worrall wrote: ‘I'm pleased for you both xx', while former babysitter Claire Merchant added: ‘Wow, you've come a long way from the little boy I used to love babysitting for'.
Luke is thought to have had the stamp of approval from Sharon Osbourne at a lunch meeting in July, but it is unclear what her reaction is to news of an engagement.
There's just something about fame that makes ya want something stable, and marriage is seen as an institution that provides stability. Sigh. They'll break up by 2010.
Good luck and congrats!
"Alcohol and drugs impair your judgment. I know it's because I was drunk that I had unprotected sex. I'm not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I'm not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested (for sexually transmitted infections) and most of the time I don't even need to. I just go for peace of mind."
I just wanna know how many infections Kelly has had because they had to find something for this bitch to keep going to the doctor every season. She couldn't be that paranoid.
Kelly Osbourne emerged from her London home on Tuesday with a prominent battle scar.
Like, maybe a drunken ass bitch punched Kelly for sucking her man off, spat in her eye, slapped her across the face with her bare tits, then smashed a bottle of coconut rum on the side of her head? Or maybe Kelly was the drunken ass bitch who slipped on some ice on the carpet in front of the guy she was trying to go home with that night, crashing her head into a table at a club. Or maybe she chugged four too many vodka and cokes and fell down the stairs in front of her co-workers at an office party ... random guesses.
Kelly looks fierce in that picture doesn't she? The photo was taken a couple weeks ago outside of a club in London where Kelly was partying it up with Kate Moss. By the looks of it, Kelly seems to be back into her hard partying days and recently admitted to having a tattoo on her arm that she doesn't even recall having done.
The 23-year-old says she loves the keyboard tattoo on the inside of her right arm but confesses she doesn't know when she had it done or why she chose it. She said: "The sad thing is I don't remember getting it and I don't know how to play the piano."
Yeah! That's sounds like the old Osbourne family we all grew to love so much. Glad to have you back Kelly!
Kelly Osbourne looking hot for her new role in Chicago.
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This is the new and improved Kelly Osbourne. UPGRADE!! I have no idea how she dropped so many pounds SO fast. Kelly almost looks fierce!
Amazing.
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