Kelly Ripa's belly button is a modern day wonder. You can pick up satellite cable channels with that thing. All the ho has to do is lay down on her back while she's positioned near a television. It also seriously looks like a mini-penis and a midget's thumb. It's the softest part of Kelly's freakishly rock hard body and it sticks out further than her tits. She can keep her extra appendage and I'll keep my light gut any day.