Ke$ha is a classy broad. She used a sink as a toilet at a Lily Allen concert two years ago and today she posted a photo of herself urinating on the street. Ke$ha posted the picture below on her Twitter with the following caption: “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.”

I can't throw shade. Like, none at all. I will forever be mad jealous of a man's ability to whip it out virtually anywhere and relieve himself while us females have to find a bathroom and then often stand in a long a*s line just because we're chicks.

On her sink-toilet incident, Ke$ha said: “People made a big deal about me peeing in the sink but that wasn’t that shocking. I wasn’t even drunk. It’s an animal instinct as a human and as an animal. I had to pee...I accept it’s uncouth. But it’s just being an animal."

Sigh. I never need to piss that badly.

If you listen to Ke$ha's music you'd know that she likes to hook up and that she wants "only one thing from you" and she doesn't care if you fall for her cause it's not gonna work. So my question is, who's falling for her? Lesbians wouldn't be attracted to this mess and heterosexual men wouldn't either. I take it that she bangs closet cases. Makes sense.

Ke$ha isn't fat and she's not hideous, she just doesn't know how to dress.

Ke$ha's also like 6 feet tall in person, so I'm thinking she should go for clothes that make her look thinner instead of stocky, which should be easy to accomplish considering that she isn't fat or short. A long dress would work wonders on her. Don't get high before putting outfits together!

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Word on the blogs is that Ke$ha and Justin Bieber will record a song together for Justin's upcoming album, Believe. The song was written by Ke$ha herself and she would "be a part of the song in a duet capacity," Hollywood Life reports.

Ke$ha is a talented songwriter, haters be damned.

I think Justin and Ke$ha would sound ridiculous together, but Bieber works with the best in the business. The final product will probably be catchy, to say the very least.

Following the new "make-under" trend, Ke$ha appears in the new issue of Glamour without the pound of glittery face paint and obnoxious white girl rap that have made her famous. She looks better than expected, but don't worry - she's still incredibly annoying!

"I'm just a ballsy motherf--ker," Ke$ha says early in the interview, because apparently she likes when I punch things. "I'm not afraid of pushing boundaries. That's what you have to do to become an icon." Yes, Ke$ha wants to become an icon. When you finish laughing, read on, it gets worse.

Asked about her relationship with the opposite sex (which is men, apparently) Kesh-nasty says, "I destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis. They f--k me, and then I eat them." Look out, men! Ke$ha will eat you after you f*ck her...but that's actually a better fate than a lifetime of being made fun of by your friends.

Yes, I'm making fun of Ke$ha's appearance despite the fact that she actually looks okay in one of the above photos, but it's not like she tweeted that picture. It's still in freakin' Glamour which means that instead of spending three hours bedazzling her eyebrows they spent six hours on airbrushing. Sorry, K-dolla sign. Come out with an album that doesn't make us wanna put sharp things in our ears, and maybe the whole world will stop making fun of you.

Party girl turned popstar Ke$ha has pulled an Adam Lambert and a Cassie by shaving off a lot of her hair. Considering who she is, it makes you wonder if this was a sober decision or something she decided to do after brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. I know, I'm so damn clever.

Why is there a braid hanging in front of Ke$ha's ear? Make it stop!

Ke$ha posted the photo above with the caption: "New year. New album. New hair. Get pumped."

If there's anyone who should rock this look, it's Ke$ha. She's all about being a strong female and not conforming to the stereotypical images of beauty. She'll rock her Willow Smith hairstyle with fierceness and glitter.

Stop the presses, Ke$ha actually looks doable! Ke$ha has partnered up with Casio to make some watches. Putting out a line of watches, cheap looking watches at that, is like putting out a line of disposable cameras, no?

Ke$ha looks clean and sexy in these pics. Her makeup isn't crazy, either. She's the anti-Katy Perry. She doesn't need to cake her makeup on cause she looks much better without it.

Ke$ha is pretty excited about the collaboration. She said: "In creating my red, white and blue watch, I was obviously inspired by the American flag because it’s a recurring theme in my aesthetic but also represents freedom of speech, a right I passionately exercise in my life and in my music."

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This is too much information! I don't even know if I would attend a Ke$ha concert now even if someone gave me free tickets. Ke$ha is always showing her audience close ups of her snatch, which is probably filled with glitter. I shudder.

Ke$ha incorporates her free spirited feminist vagina into all of her shows like it's a part of her ensemble band, but she didn't ask us if we wanted to see it first.

We don't wanna go there Ke$ha! We're not into this little stripper, G-rated sex show stuff that you're doing. Sometimes we forget to pregame it when we go to concerts. May this post serve as a warning: No one should walk into a Ke$ha concert sober.

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At least 2 out of 4 POTP writers are no fans of Ke$ha. I don't know where Cheesus stands, but I like this chick. When Ke$ha first hit the scene with her annoying but catchy debut single, I told myself that she's a one-hit wonder - that was the only way I could garner the courage to walk in a nightclub or get any sleep at night! But then one of my blogging buddies gave me her albums, and she became one of my feminist heroes.

Ke$ha says "I’m just talking about men the way they’ve talked about women for years. I want to do it back to them.” She does that, and she does it well. If you've heard her entire albums, I think you may agree. LOVE her lyrics.

Another thing that I love about Ke$ha is that she's not your stereotypical beauty. She's far from it, but she owns it and she makes it work by going the eccentric route like Lady Gaga so that we won't be distracted by her face.

Bitch magazine said: "Her lyrics reveal a confidence that, knowingly or not, turns the traditional male-chauvinist, sexist attitude on its head to deploy the same tactics for her own purposes."

... And for that reason, I think she's boss. Her lyrics are filled with empowering messages and her stuff is great for young women to listen to so that some of her confidence and street smarts may rub off on 'em. She also looks so much better without the crazy makeup!!!! Terry Richardson always does a great job with his subjects.

Ke$ha isn't going to have a problem coming up with new material for her next album because she has already written over 200 songs. Some of those songs have been leaked, and she doesn't even remember writing them. Have another roofie sweetie.

In an interview with Scotland's Daily Record newspaper, Kesha discusses her ideas for her next chart topping album and the dirty little effects she would like to add.

“I’ve written about 200. I’m writing constantly about all my crazy experiences across the world. I want the next record to be experimental and I’d love to play all the different types of music I listen to."

Ke$ha wants fans to get down and dirty with her. She says that she "really" wants some "dirty guitar" with some "elements of blues."

I can't stand Kesha's music, so maybe a change in tune would make her more appealing to me. I'm not sure she needs to add anything "dirty" to her album because she's dirty enough as it is. Like, she needs some kind of chemical shower, stat!

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Just throw up in your mouth a little? Yeah, I think that's the normal reaction to this news. 

Yep, that's Ke$ha and T-Pain getting close over a bottle of Henny and whole lotta dollas. Throw in a bottle of Valtrex and a restraining order from the future and this picture pretty much sums up what I expect from their relationship. Yesterday, these two started tweet-f*cking each other in what could be a publicity stunt, but what is more likely two people in their 15th minute hoping to stay relevant by rubbing their C-list genitals together. T-Pain started things by tweeting, "Last night I found out I'm in love with @keshasuxx." K-Nasty replied, "Um. F*cking love u @TPAIN. U get me. Come find me!" Go, get her dude! She can't be hard to find. Follow the smell of old sushi and desperation. The couple then made things official, telling fans to "get ready for K-Pain." 

T-Pain's probably thinking this seems like a good deal. After all, Ke$ha's famous, she's got money, she's probably showered at some point in the past, and she keeps her cold sores pretty much under control. But he'll take off as soon as she gives birth to little K-Pain - a demon seed who can only speak with the aid of auto-tune and comes out of the womb hungover and covered in glitter.