Archive for the 'Kevin Federline' Category

Daddy Dude Hugs Shar Jackson at Her Vegas Birthday Bash

August 25th, 2008

Never one to miss out on an opportunity to score free booze, Kevin Federline showed up at Shar Jackson’s birthday party.

Jackson got quite the surprise when she was celebrating her 32nd birthday inside the VIP room of Blush Boutique nightclub at the Wynn.

“A crowd came to see what all the commotion was and they found Shar and Kevin sharing some public affection,” an eyewitness reports. “Kevin showed up to wish her a happy birthday. They shared a very public embrace and kiss before Kevin left.”

These two are clearly making sex. I can’t remember the last time I caressed the back of a guy’s head when he gave me a hug. Shar’s just imagining what it would be like to rub his head while she’s spread like an eagle as he gets a taste.


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Spending Brit Brit’s Child Support Checks

August 19th, 2008

A stylin’ Kevin Federline is living large in Las Vegas! Before hitting the casinos, earlier in the day K-Fed spent time at TAO Beach club with his brother Chris, hanging out in a posh, private cabana and sipping pricey Patrón tequila.


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Daddy Dude Has No Plans of Getting Back To Work Soon

July 30th, 2008

After being awarded sole custody of two of his four kids, Daddy Douche pockets $20K a month for sperminating Britney Spears twice.

The former “rapper” appeared at Ryan Sheckler’s X Games Celebrity Skins Classic, outside of L.A. on Tuesday. When Daddy Dude was asked about his career and working, he didn’t have much to say.

“I’ve worked here and there a little bit. Definitely staying at home with the family. I’m not revealing any work strategy right now.”

That’s because he don’t got shit to reveal. Cashing dem checks is the strategy.

Life is good for K-Fed.

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Kevin Federline Retains Custody!

July 18th, 2008

It’s been a really long year for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

Finally, after battling for nearly two years for custody of their sons, Sean Preston 2½, and Jayden James 1½, the ex-couple have come to an agreement.

Federline will retain sole custody and Britney will keep her current agreement which allows for two days and one over-night per week.

In a sense it’s a little bit of a shock because Britney has really made an effort to stay out of the limelight and to get well. On the other hand, I think it is a brilliant decision because her mental health and her well being are two things that she needs to work on constantly, and how can you take care of your children if you can’t take care of yourself? I don’t think Britney’s quite there yet - but hopefully she will be, in time.

Brit’s visitation can be amended by a judge - which is what will most likely happen eventually as long as Britney stays on track.

People magazine spoke with a family attorney (who was not involved in this case) who gave her opinion on the future of this case. She said, “Until the kids turn 18, we can expect in years to come that Britney and Kevin will be back in court. Britney will have a better chance of winning more custody once she regains her health. This is just the end of Round One.”


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Daddy Dude Offered Seven Figures

June 27th, 2008

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In Touch reports that the sperminator has been offered a lucrative modeling gig.

Britney Spears’ ex-husband has been approached to be the new face of Christopher Brian Collection, In Touch can exclusively reveal. “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line,” Chris Stokes, a music producer who co-owns the denim brand.

Daddy Dude has yet to accept the offer because he’s much too busy with his full-time unemployment job.

“Kevin is also working with Chris on his music and movie career. Elliot Mintz, a rep for the actor/singer, says, “Kevin is getting back to work on his music activities.”

This sounds like some Heidi Montag shit. I’m tired of hearing about K-Fed working on music, I must hear it!

And remember Chris Stokes is the a-hole who managed B2K, the man behind the rape allegations? Does that dumb ass know K-Fed will actually lower sales? The only representing Daddy Douche should be doing is voice over in Planned Parenthood public service announcements.


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Britney Spears and Daddy Dude Are in Court Right Now

June 24th, 2008

I heart the old Britney and K-Fed pics.

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Brit Brit and Daddy Douche arrived at a L.A. court this morning for a custody hearing. Britney is seeking to change her visitation schedule, but they won’t effing tell us why!

At 8:40 a.m., a somber-looking Federline, wearing a beige suit, entered the courtroom along with his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan

Spears, also looking somber, entered shortly thereafter with her father. Her blonde hair was straight and long and she wore a white shirt, beige pants, and wedges. She took a seat in the right side of the courtroom, while Federline was seated on left side.

Laura Wasser, Spears’s original divorce lawyer, is reportedly rejoining the singer’s legal team. Wasser was seen entering the courtroom along with a lawyer working for Spears’s conservatorship.The pop star currently has monitored visitation with her sons, Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, three times a week. The ex-couple faces a custody trial in August if they’re unable to settle their case out of court.

Spears’s father remains in legal control of his daughter’s affairs until a July 31 hearing.

What’s gonna happen when Jamie can’t force Britney to shower and check if she’s wearing panties anymore?! The custody trial’s in August, Jamie’s conservatorship ends July 31. I smell trouble.

UPDATE: Britney got a change in her visitation, but no details were given:

A Los Angeles court ordered a “change” in Britney Spears’s visitation arrangement with her two sons, a court rep said Tuesday after a hearing attended by the pop singer and her ex, Kevin Federline.

The new terms were not revealed. “Britney’s demeanor in court was businesslike. I think any judge is pleased to see progress being made by parties in a case.”

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Daddy Dude’s New Future Baby Mama

June 19th, 2008

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At Daddy Dude’s “father of the year” Vegas bash at Prive night club, Daddy Dude was seen with a new ho, pictured above.

TMZ reports,

How do you follow up being married to a chick who spent time on a 5150 hold? By hooking up with a girl who comes with her very own mug shot!

She’s got great oral lips, and the skank looks topless in this photo. Daddy Dude probably hit it before, after and during his Vegas bash, but it’s too soon for anyone to know what she’ll be having just yet. Hold on. Nine months later and we’ll figure out whether it’s a boy or a girl. But I’ll just go ahead and say congrats right now because you know she’s already knocked up!


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