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It’s been a really long year for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.
Finally, after battling for nearly two years for custody of their sons, Sean Preston 2½, and Jayden James 1½, the ex-couple have come to an agreement.
Federline will retain sole custody and Britney will keep her current agreement which allows for two days and one over-night per week.
In a sense it’s a little bit of a shock because Britney has really made an effort to stay out of the limelight and to get well. On the other hand, I think it is a brilliant decision because her mental health and her well being are two things that she needs to work on constantly, and how can you take care of your children if you can’t take care of yourself? I don’t think Britney’s quite there yet - but hopefully she will be, in time.
Brit’s visitation can be amended by a judge - which is what will most likely happen eventually as long as Britney stays on track.
People magazine spoke with a family attorney (who was not involved in this case) who gave her opinion on the future of this case. She said, “Until the kids turn 18, we can expect in years to come that Britney and Kevin will be back in court. Britney will have a better chance of winning more custody once she regains her health. This is just the end of Round One.”
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In Touch reports that the sperminator has been offered a lucrative modeling gig.
Britney Spears’ ex-husband has been approached to be the new face of Christopher Brian Collection, In Touch can exclusively reveal. “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line,” Chris Stokes, a music producer who co-owns the denim brand.
Daddy Dude has yet to accept the offer because he’s much too busy with his full-time unemployment job.
“Kevin is also working with Chris on his music and movie career. Elliot Mintz, a rep for the actor/singer, says, “Kevin is getting back to work on his music activities.”
This sounds like some Heidi Montag shit. I’m tired of hearing about K-Fed working on music, I must hear it!
And remember Chris Stokes is the a-hole who managed B2K, the man behind the rape allegations? Does that dumb ass know K-Fed will actually lower sales? The only representing Daddy Douche should be doing is voice over in Planned Parenthood public service announcements.

I heart the old Britney and K-Fed pics.

Brit Brit and Daddy Douche arrived at a L.A. court this morning for a custody hearing. Britney is seeking to change her visitation schedule, but they won’t effing tell us why!
At 8:40 a.m., a somber-looking Federline, wearing a beige suit, entered the courtroom along with his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan
Spears, also looking somber, entered shortly thereafter with her father. Her blonde hair was straight and long and she wore a white shirt, beige pants, and wedges. She took a seat in the right side of the courtroom, while Federline was seated on left side.
Laura Wasser, Spears’s original divorce lawyer, is reportedly rejoining the singer’s legal team. Wasser was seen entering the courtroom along with a lawyer working for Spears’s conservatorship.The pop star currently has monitored visitation with her sons, Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1, three times a week. The ex-couple faces a custody trial in August if they’re unable to settle their case out of court.
Spears’s father remains in legal control of his daughter’s affairs until a July 31 hearing.
What’s gonna happen when Jamie can’t force Britney to shower and check if she’s wearing panties anymore?! The custody trial’s in August, Jamie’s conservatorship ends July 31. I smell trouble.
UPDATE: Britney got a change in her visitation, but no details were given:
A Los Angeles court ordered a “change” in Britney Spears’s visitation arrangement with her two sons, a court rep said Tuesday after a hearing attended by the pop singer and her ex, Kevin Federline.
The new terms were not revealed. “Britney’s demeanor in court was businesslike. I think any judge is pleased to see progress being made by parties in a case.”
source


At Daddy Dude’s “father of the year” Vegas bash at Prive night club, Daddy Dude was seen with a new ho, pictured above.
TMZ reports,
How do you follow up being married to a chick who spent time on a 5150 hold? By hooking up with a girl who comes with her very own mug shot!
She’s got great oral lips, and the skank looks topless in this photo. Daddy Dude probably hit it before, after and during his Vegas bash, but it’s too soon for anyone to know what she’ll be having just yet. Hold on. Nine months later and we’ll figure out whether it’s a boy or a girl. But I’ll just go ahead and say congrats right now because you know she’s already knocked up!


This rumor brings a lil moisture to my eyes. Britney Spears’ dad Jamie is trying to get Daddy Dude back with Britney. You know I luv this shiz! It’s so good, I have to post the entire article.
Jamie Spears has offered the one-time backup dancer $4.5 million to remarry his emotionally shaky ex-wife, Britney Spears. Celebrity insiders say Jamie, has been “buttering Kevin up” with a mirage of pricey presents, like golf clubs, watches, and a plasma TV.
“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it.”
In an effort to sweeten the pot, Jamie has offered to open a company specializing in the manufacturing of Britney Spears merchandise. If Kevin agrees to take Britney back, Jamie will put him charge of marketing “Briit clothes, dolls, and other items.”
“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account,” a Spear insider further reveals. “All in all, Jamie told Kevin, he’ll make out very well.”
But making out “very well” may not be enough for the Ultimate Male Gold-Digger. Kevin’s reportedly holding out for a $20 million payout offer from Jamie before he will agree to sweep his pop star ex off her feet once again:
Kevin has told Jamie that “if they remarry, there would be no prenup. Jamie’s not very happy about that. He thinks his offer is generous enough that Kevin should take it.”
All hail the sperminator! “the money would come out of Britney’s assets,” - what the fuck is the difference? Britney bought her own engagement ring, proposed to Federsperm, bought him a Ferrari, traveled the world with him and put him up in her mansion. Brit Brit already bought her bad boy, now Papa wants to do the same thing?! The Spears keep it country with their shitty ideas.
It’s time for Brit Brit to have a daughter. I fully support this shit. I give him 4 days to get her knocked up. Brit Brit doesn’t even have to be ovulating, you know K-Fed’s jizz is good for 48 days and becomes more fertile by the hour.
source: star magazine, pc
