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Khloe Kardashian wanted to spice up her reality show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Insert professional black athlete boyfriend here.

Rashad McCants tells the New York Post that Khloe allegedly checked his voicemail (on her show) and heard messages from other women. Khloe says that Rashad cheated on her, but Rashad says it's not true because Khloe didn't even have his phone number.

He says he and Khloe "had already called it quits" in January, before the segment was even taped.

So if Khloe was faking it, Rashad was too. And furthermore, why is he even talking about it now?

There is little doubt that Khloe Kardashian is dickmatized, and now she has the fresh ink to prove it. I wonder WTF she was drinking when she came up with this bright idea. 

Khloe says that she was eating out with Lamar on Saturday night when she said, "Let's go to Tattoo Mania! I want a tattoo!"

Lamar, being pussymatized himself, agreed to go. And since the two are so in love, Khloe had "LO" tattooed on her hand and Lamar had "KO" tattooed on his.

Khloe and Lamar are clearly living their lives moment by blissful moment. I can't hate.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were quick to rush down the aisle like two junior high kids on a dare. They were "married" in front of E! camera crews but they weren't legally married. Now the two horny dorks are one step closer.

The deal has yet to be signed by Khloe and Lamar, but the newlyweds have verbally agreed to the terms, which are:

• Khloe can't touch Lamar's $33 million, 4-year Lakers contract

• Lamar will fund a joint bank account

• Khloe will receive an annual lump sum, which will not increase or decrease throughout the marriage

• Lamar must buy a mansion for his wifey and himself to reside in, estimated at $5 million minimum

Lamar seems pretty generous, or stupid. He agreed to Khloe's mom saying that he has to buy Khloe a house and he'll be funding a joint account? Hope he doesn't get burned.

Khloe Kardashian is full of contradictions. She appeared on Life & Style to brag about about losing 25 pounds, then was featured on a separate cover where she said that she allegedly dropped TWO dress sizes in a month, yet she proclaims that she's so secure with herself and her body?

Khloe and Kim Kardashian have become obsessed with the unhealthy weightloss product that they're promoting: Quick Trim. Khloe and Kim have made numerous mentions of the product over the past month or so and they even proudly post their "after" pictures as if they needed to lose weight in the first place! Khloe and Kim are beautiful, naturally curvy women.

On Wednesday Khloe wrote,

I talk about Quick Trim quite a lot. But that's only because I'm both shocked and thrilled with its results. It was seriously the best thing I've ever done in my life and I've never felt so good in my own skin. I mean, look at the before and after pics above....the difference is pretty drastic LOL.

Khloe has always been a haterade magnet because she's tall and bigger than her siblings. I'm happy for her if she's happy, but it's time for her to stop obsessing. Her fans are being beaten over the head with the wrong message about doing whatever it takes to get slim. Mrs. Lamar Odom's love for her smaller frame (which may change since she lost weight with a temporary quick fix) can turn into an eating disorder.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are moving closer to having their marriage become totally legit. The prenup is close to being completed, but Khloe isn't getting as much as she surely wanted.

Sources say Lamar isn't giving Khloe much except for Lamar paying for the "couple's expenses by funding their joint account.". He's not putting the p*ssy on a pedestal by splitting his cash flow evenly with Khloe.

"His income will stay his separate property. Lamar could make up to $33 mil over the next 4 years with the L.A. Lakers and he's not going to make it community property. Lamar is willing to give Khloe a yearly chunk of money and the amount will remain static, no matter how long they're married."

They also say Khloe just wants to be married because she thinks she can change Lamar over time and "believes the deal will eventually become fair." Don't try to change your man cause it doesn't work. All she's going to accomplish with trying to change him is pushing him away. Instead of sucking off your dude's money, do something worth while to make your own loot.

Janice Dickinson, Spencer Bratt and various gossip bloggers think that she is. When Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom, bloggers referred to her as "monster beast," "Kong," "Bigfoot" and "fat skunk."

The L.A. Times reports that Khloe actually dropped TWO dress sizes for her shotgun wedding. In the newest issue of Life & Style magazine, Khloe says, "Everyone criticizes me about my weight all the time. It's easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood -- not eat and become anorexic -- but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself."

Janice Dickinson said, "There's no way she would become a fashion icon. Khloe looks like a heifer. Khloe should be put out to pasture. She should be kept in the stables along with the rest of that family. I think she's a little pig."

And Spencer Pratt claims Khloe could do better. "Khloé still needs to work out more. I recommend she go to theheidimontagworkout.com so she can get fantastic curves like my wife's."

Khloe has lost 25 lbs and it's still not good enough. She looks great! She's curvy and sexy and beautiful. Khloe does have a fat face, though, so it's easy for one to see all the chunk in her cheeks and assume that she's overweight; but she's toned and mostly svelte. Sigh. Why am I defending this b*tch? She's happily married for now and the only one she's probably concerned with pleasing is her hubby. Team Khloe until she turns into Jelly Clarkson!

Something about a knocked up bridesmaid and getting married after only being with your man for a month screams 'shotgun wedding!' at me. Did Khloe Kardashian have to have Kim and Kourtney on the cover photo with her? Lamar should be up front and center with Khloe, not her sisters! He looks a little confused too, but he always looks like he's having a brain fart.

I'm surprised she didn't have Tweedledee and Tweedledum as part of her first dance with her new hubby. He better get used to crazy bitches because if he's marrying Khloe, he's marrying all three of the Kardashian sisters. Might as well throw momma Kris in the bunch too, and get all the different flavas! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Khloe Kardashian's shotgun wedding to Lamar Odom went off like a scripted episode of The Hills, in other words, without a hitch.

Khloe K and Lamar O said I Do Yo in front of 250 guests in Beverly Hills on Saturday evening.

Kim wore a Vera Wang gown and was walked down the aisle by her stepfather, Bruce Jenner.

The still-to-be-legalized marriage ceremony was filmed for an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Guests included Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, Kobe Bryant, his wife Vanessa, Chelsea Handler, Lala Vazquez, Luke Walton, Phil Jackson, Mitch Kupchak and Sasha Vujacic

A ten-piece orchestra played during the ceremony, held on the grounds of the home of music mogul Irving Azoff, a family friend. The flowers for the ceremony were all-white.

Wedding planner Sharon Sacks created the Hollywood nightclub-themed reception that followed in a tent on the property, fitted with dark wooden walls, white carpeting, silver mirrors and chandeliers.

Asked if he would consider producing a show with Khloe and Lamar, Ryan Seacrest replied, "I'm seriously thinking about it." - Khloe and Lamar better do it! Their marriage might last longer with a reality show than without one.

Congrats?!

This wedding between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is a scam. It's a good way to get some hot bling and some cash money in her pocket. She probably bought her own 9 carat engagement ring she was seen wearing today which she'll do her next payment on when she gets paid for her wedding photos.

The New York Daily News is reporting Khloe will make a whopping $300,000 from OK! magazine for her wedding photos with Lamar Odom. That's all?

Sources say OK! magazine is about to shell out $300,000 for an exclusive on the Sunday nuptials, besting lesser offers from Us Weekly and People. But Odom won't be making a dime off the deal, according to a Kardashian family insider. The source says that Khloe will pocket all the cash — with a cut going to her manager-mom, Kris, of course.

Wait a minute, they're going to be married and she's not sharing any of that money with him? Shady b*tch! Honestly it's not like he needs it cause he has to be getting a good paycheck from the Lakers. My prediction is Khloe will walk down the altar, say I do, and divorce his a** in the next 3 months. Stick with him long enough to get money and extra tabloid exposure then kick him the hell out. Best of luck to the happy couple. :)

The rumors are true. Khloe Kardashian will be getting married to LA Lakers' forward Lamar Odom and she'll be doing so this Sunday.

The ceremony is being thrown together so quickly that guests are being notified by phone that formal invitations will arrive this week.

The couple went ring shopping over the weekend – and found a sparkler that Kardashian liked.

The couple have only been dating for about a month – but their whirlwind romance is going well.

Things are obviously "going well" for both of them to co-sign on this, but they won't remain that way for very long. Does Khloe have four months to live?!!! Did E! promise Khloe her own show like Kendra Wilkinson?

Granted Khloe has seen Kourtney Kardashian's prize for a boyfriend, Scott Disick, and how things are going absolutely nowhere with Kim and Reggie Bush, I could understand WHY she wants to commit, but WHY NOW? Khloe's marrying a stranger and vice versa. Does she even know what Lamar's farts smell like, his bedroom fetishes, or what his family is like? She's looking really stupid right now. Funny how Khloe's the one who looks completely retarded. Lamar Odom's obviously involved in this too, but I feel that this shotgun crap is more of her idea than his.

UPDATE: Lamar's the one who wanted to get married so soon.