What better way is there to sell a pair of women's jeans than going topless? Seriously. The best denim ads feature topless women. Never needing a reason to get naked, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian went topless for a new ad for their Kardashian Kollection denim collection.

Kim blogged about the sexy photshoot. Kim said that she and her sisters "Decided to go natural" in their "favorite jeans."

Kimmy K thinks that the photo is "beautiful" and that her sisters "both look so stunning!"

Kardashian Kollection Denim promises to "hug your curves and compliment your figure while remaining affordable and comfortable to wear."

I love the photo! I guess that's what happens when one of the best photographers around takes your photo up against a plain white background.

Remember a few weeks ago when Mattel announced plans to release a line of Kardashian-themed Barbie dolls and everyone was like, "Wow, I hope that doesn't happen"? Well, good news - it's not happening!

“As popular as the Kardashian sisters are, at this point in time we are not manufacturing Barbie-branded Kardashian dolls,” said a Mattel rep, in a statement that really says, "Moms freaked out at the idea of their daughters idolizing these no-talent famewhores."

The cancellation of the dolls is just the latest in a long line of setbacks for the Kardashian brand. A website devoted to organizing a boycott of the family is going strong despite Kim's best efforts to destroy it, and plans to launch a magazine devoted to the K sisters have been nixed.

So are these giant-@ssed spotlight junkies finally on their way out? Reality fame doesn't last forever, which is something that even the drunkest Jersey Shore guidettes seem to understand, but the Kardashians are so in love with themselves they can't imagine that the rest of the world would ever lose interest.

It's looking more and more likely that Khloe Kardashian has come to terms with the fact that she has a different daddy than her sisters, and that she'll soon be willing to go public with the news. Early reports suggest that Khloe will meet her probable biological father, Alex Roldan, on an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Naturally, the meeting has been arranged by media whore Kris Jenner who continues to find new and creative ways to cash in on cheating on her dead husband. Khloe initially called her father's ex-wives "disgusting" for telling tabloids that they believe Khloe is not Robert Kardashian's daughter, but now it seems that she's leaning toward accepting the truth.

Look at the side-by-side of these two, above. Khloe certainly bears more of a resemblance to Alex than to anyone else in her family. Couple that with the fact that Robert Kardashian was only 5'7", while Khloe and Alex both tower over the rest of the clan at 5'10" and 6', respectively and, well...the truth begins to seem pretty obvious. Leave it to the Kardashians to try to milk some ratings out of this potentially scandalous revelation.

The debate about Khloe Kardashian's paternity rages on, with everyone from unknown animator Todd Waterman to football legend/murderer OJ Simpson being suggested as possible Sasquatch fathers. But now, an LA hairdresser who was, ahem, "close" with Kris Jenner in the 80s has emerged as the most likely baby daddy candidate.

That's Kris' friend with benefits Alex Roldan on the right, and if that ain't family resemblance, then I don't know what is. The shot of Alex is a screencap from a video that Kris made in the 80s in honor of her "friends" (read: guys she banged). Sources confirm that Alex and Kris slept together, but at this point I basically just assume that every straight dude who spent time in the Los Angeles area in the early 80s got it in with Kris, so that's a given.

To recap: Alex is a tall dude with a Khloe-esque grill who allegedly had sex with Kris Jenner around the time Khloe was conceived. Add to that pile of evidence the fact that Khloe's middle name is Alexandra, and I think we found our baby daddy! Case closed.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have been married for almost three years now, and since weddings, births, and sex tapes are the only things keeping the Kardashian family afloat financially, it seems odd that the marriage has yet to produce a baby or a video. What gives?

Well, it seems Khloe and Lamar have been trying in the baby department, but as for how far they've gone in their quest to conceive...they're keeping that under wraps. Rumors circulated last week that one of the first things Khloe did after setting up shop in Dallas was find a reputable fertility clinic to help get her knocked up. Not a particularly vicious rumor for a woman who's open about the fact that she's trying to conceive, but Khloe shot it down, nonetheless.

"I am not at this time in my life considering any type of fertility treatments," Khloe tweeted "If and when I do, I will shout it from the rooftops but for now its in Gods hands." Wait, she wants to keep part of her life private?! Maybe this girl's not a real Kardashian, after all.

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Photos of Lamar Odom with some thin blonde chick have surfaced. The 6'10 basketball player is seen sitting down with his legs spread as a blonde chick is sandwiched between his monster thighs. In another photo, Lamar's alleged mistress is seen hugging him, and in the last photo, the blonde girl is seen posing with tape covering up her nipples on her A-cups.

Starzuncut reports: "It’s not the first time he’s been hanging out with strippers since his marriage to Khloe Kardashian. Lamar loves the strippers. One of my former girlfriends is seen here getting up close and personal with Odom. They have been hanging out a whole lot."

Are these pictures a smoking gun? I think the photos just exemplify that celebrities are not supposed to have friends of the opposite sex - LAMAR AND SOME STRIPPER PHOTOS

Khloe Kardashian wasn't lying when she called her mother Kris Jenner a "cock sucking groupie." Kris has also said that she has never used a condom before in her life. She cheated on her ex-husband Robert Kardashian while they were married and now Hollywood animator Todd Waterman has come forward.

Todd tells Radar that he began sleeping with Kris in 1989.

“It was scandalous. We dated for a year and a half. I was playing pro soccer and I was training with a team, L.A. Heat, for a now defunct league. That’s how we met.”

Cue Kris Jenner calling up her lawyer on speed dial!

If Todd isn't fudging on the actual timeline, the math just doesn't add up! According to Todd's story, Kris began sexing him after Khloe was born. Radar adds fuel to the fire, saying that Khloe and Todd "DO look very similar." Sucks to be Khloe right now.

We all knew some 'Lamar Odom is being scandalous' rumor(s) would come out eventually, and now it has! Khloe Kardashian's husband went to a Washington D.C. strip club with Dallas Mavericks teammates Shawn Marion and Delonte West on Sunday, where the girls were all over his 6 foot 10 inch peen. Sidenote: Only Khloe could handle that on a regular basis.

Radar reports that eyewitnesses watched Odom drop "hundreds of dollars on dancers" in a dimly lit corner of Stadium Club strip club:

"Strippers were grinding on him... That's where the VIPs go when they don't want to be seen publicly with a stripper," the source at the venue said.

Odumb "disappeared" into a private room and "was there for a while." He eventually re-emerged to hang out with the strippers in the main area again. The source adds: "The stripper that gave him most of his lap dances was a complete Khloe look-a-like" - and with that we know Lamar ain't cheating! Let's face it, he'd probably want to cheat with a chick who looks nothing like Khloe.

I don't think a strip club visit constitutes as cheating anyway. If anything, it strengthens the relationship! Heh.

We don't know if this story will calm down conspiracy theorists, but according to court documents that the late Robert Kardashian filed in 1999, he declared that he has "four biological children," Khloe Kardashian is one of 'em, natch.

Robert was seeking an annullment from his second wife, Jan Ashley, in '99. He explained to the judge that the marriage didn't work because Jan wanted to have his child but he didn't want anymore kids. Why the hell didn't they discuss that before marriage?!

Anyway, Robert said: "I decided that since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more."

Jan, along with Robert's widow Ellen Kardashian, told Star magazine that Khloe isn't Robert's biological child.

The Kardashians keep their fingers on a keypad 24 hours a day, just in case they need to Tweet a photo of their nail polish or remind you to go buy some more K-Krap. They also use Twitter to squash rumors and to post ambiguous messages. So Khloe got on Twitter, slamming Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian for saying that Khloe Kardashian is not a Kardashian.

Khloe Tweeted: "The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)."

Khloe must have been livid, which would explain why her Tweet is so weak. I would have said much more than she did, and I would have mentioned these hoes by name.

So does Khloe know who her biological father is, if this rumor is true?! Kris Jenner is already plotting a 4-hour special on Khloe's search for the truth.

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