Don't expect a tweet on Twitter from Kid Rock any time soon. Kid is not a Twitter fan and if he's got something to say, he'll put it on an album. Oh come on Kid, we'd love to read your hillbilly trailer park tweets!

Kid Rock is taking the whole twitter thing a little too personal and if you ask him if he tweets you better be ready to shove twitter up your butt!

"It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,' " the shaggy-haired rocker tells Rolling Stone. "I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

Somebody please bring up twitter in front of him so we can watch him go ape shit! Make sure you do it in a Waffle House so there's a chance he'll smack you in the face with an order of sausage. Have your fork ready. If you're really lucky he'll throw some covered, chopped, topped and diced hash browns at your *ss!

Did anyone see this coming? Could anyone see it a comin'? Well it's a match made in Trailer Trashville Skank County.

Kellie Pickler competed on the fifth season of American Idol. After her Idol run concluded, she went out and fetched herself some breast implants. Kellie has refused to confirm whether or not she received breast augmentation, but the pictures speak for themselves. This woman is good at keeping secrets. Kellie and Kid Rock have apparently been bumping uglies for over a year now!

Pickler leaked the news to a radio interviewer. "The romance between Kellie and Kid has been the worst-kept secret in Nashville." 

Seriously? These Nashville folk don't know how to leak a damn secret? We had NO clue.

White trash rocker Kid Rock was arrested early yesterday morning after getting into a fight at a Waffle House. Was he arguing over having his hash-browns topped, smothered, covered and diced? Mmmmmm, I love me some Waffle House!

A male customer recognized a woman in Kid Rock's entourage, and police say that customer and the woman had words. That escalated into an argument, then a physical fight in the parking lot of the Waffle House, located on Buford Highway. Police were summoned, and Kid Rock's tour bus was pulled over a short time later.

He and five members of his entourage were taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of simple battery. The customer, who police identify as Harlen Akins, has been charged with one felony count of second degree criminal damage to property for allegedly smashing a window at the restaurant.

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Kid Rock is claiming in the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine that he thinks Pam lied about having a miscarriage. Now THAT is some trucked up shiznit!

Anderson lied while they were arguing about visiting her on the set of a movie in Canada, the 36-year-old rapper alleges in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine.''She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James. I'm like, 'Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, 'You don't care about me, blah blah blah.' She Finally comes up with this: 'I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up.''

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. ''When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, 'That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'''

 

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Kid Rock went over to Tommy Lee and punched him in the face! My favorite part of the video is when Tommy (wearing a yellow hat) slams his head on the table like a pissed off toddler.


UPDATE: Kid Rock receives a citation for misdemeanor battery - tmz

Kid Rock flashed some crack while he partied with Paris Hilton and Russell Simmons at Paris' Malibu bash.

He's not half bad.