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This is good news for folks like me who think Kim Kardashian needs to find some other athlete to settle down with. Shacking up will speed up their break-up.

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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are looking for a new house in the Hollywood Hills.

Kim has put her condo up for sale and Reggie has put his $5 million crib on the market as well. The on-again couple both share the same real estate agent. Reggie reportedly flew to L.A. the other week to look for new digs with Kimmy.

They're both hormone driven idiots. This is going to work!

Somebody got to do what many of us have dream of, punching Kim Kardashian in the face. Kim participated in a charity boxing match for The Dream Foundation and ended up getting smacked around more than she expected.

"My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that's what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!"

She's so nice about the whole ordeal, but let's remember these people paid to get in the ring with Kim and her brother Rob so they could beat the sh*t out of them. I don't believe it's a real black eye. That's some black eyeshadow she smudged under her brow to look like a bruiser. if you get punched hard enough to cause a black eye, there's going to be swelling and I'm not seeing any in this picture.

Lil Miss Delusional is talking about how some time apart from Reggie Bush made them both realize that they should be together.

Kim said, "We want to make it work, and the time off was really beneficial for the both of us."

Kim Kardashian contends that people need to take a break "sometimes" to see "how much they need each other and how much they really are compatible." I'm just doing some direct quotes, all! This b*tch has NO clue of how co-dependent she is.

Kim also said that she's trying to fly to all of Reggie Bush's football games this time around. Gawd bless her.

Here's some pictures of Kim, Kourtney, and Ciara at her 29th birthday party at TAO. Kim's mom and brother Robert were also in attendance. Kim pocketed an alleged $50k for having her bash there. Kimmy turns 29 on Oct. 21.

Hot girls are always a positive thing on a Friday afternoon. Especially if you just had to suffer through a conference meeting with your egotistical a-hole boss and co-workers who have moved up in the company by giving El Bosso penis massages during private meetings.

For people experiencing a crappy Friday afternoon, I give you Kim Kardashian photos from the November issue of FHM South Africa, to cheer you up. Now strap on your suspenders, get that TPS report done, and enjoy the rest of your Friday. You deserve it. :)

Kim Kardashian has put her three bedroom, 1,750-square feet condo up for sale. The beautiful "uber chic" property is located near trendy shopping boutiques on L.A.'s Robertson Blvd.

Kim said,

"I love my condo, it's beautiful! However, I feel that it's time to move into a home. I will miss it for sure!"

Kim also has a Marilyn Monroe-esque photo of herself in the guest bathroom, cause nothing cures constipation like seeing Kimmy's face and hearing her baby voice squeaking in your head.

Kim Kardashian is confused as to why the world is fascinated with her big butt. I'm fascinated because it looks like she has conjoined twins hanging off of her back, or she's constantly walking around with balloons in her pants.

Kim says there's 'constant interest' in her butt and 'girls come up to me and grab it, and people ask to squeeze it' which sounds a bit invasive! It would suck to have dudes and strange chicks constantly grabbing or poking at your sweet butt cheeks all the time.

Her butt is a freak of nature and she needs to realize we're going to be even more interested when it starts sagging in 20 years.

Stop your search on the Internet for another Kim Kardashian sex tape cause you're not gonna find one. She should make one with Reggie cause he's much better looking than Ray J and has a tight rock hard body, but I guess I'm gonna have to make that tape by myself in my dreams.

In the November issue of Cosmopolitan, Kim spoke about the sex tape romp and says she'll never star in her own porno again.

"I was devastated, but when something negative happens, I pick myself up and move on…and I don't make the same mistake twice."

What's negative is your attitude, missy. Lose the panties, drop to your knees in front of Reggie Bush and start taping! You're making a lot of people very unhappy with this decision and I think it's time you re-evaluate your decision. We knew who you were before the sex tape but you didn't become truly known until it was released.

Reggie Bush is Kim Kardashian's drug of choice, so she immediately hopped on a plane to fly to her ex's hometown of New Orleans after her younger sister Khloe married Lamar.

A source said, "Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together."

Kim keeps chasing after Reggie's 24 year-old ass and talking about how she wants to marry him; she clearly believes he's going to wife her one day. You can't really see either of their faces in the picture above, but I think it perfectly captures exactly what's going on between these two.

Khloe and Kim Kardashian are weighing in on weight loss. The two attention whores said that they dropped a lot of weight with some unhealthy crap called QuickTrim.

The sisters claim that they've been "exercising" and are reaping the benefits magazine covers of their efforts. Khloe Kardashian says that she lost 25 lbs, no word on whether or not her penis also shrunk a bit, while Kimmy says that she now weighs 114 lbs.

If they're happier now, great, but neither one of 'em needed to lose any weight. They're just naturally extra curvy chicks.

Check out Kim Kardashian as Barbie in the Australian magazine, Kurv. They should have pushed her head over and had Ken more centered cause Kim just looks strange!

I'm glad she never went any blonder than she did with her hair cause she doesn't look right with this platinum crap she's rocking on the cover. The other pics are way better than the photo above.