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I actually wrote a post yesterday that I didn't post yet about how Kimmy K deserves a ring from Reggie Bush. She is the quintessential supportive girlfriend and a curvy future Stepford wife. It seems that after years of whining and talking about how she wants to become Mrs. Bush, the young New Orleans Saints player finally proposed to Kim Kardashian!

One of Kim's friends left a very suspect tweet on Friday night claiming that Kim and Reggie got engaged at Miami's Prime 112 restaurant on Friday.

The owner of the restaurant himself, Myles Chefetz, confirmed it last night. When he stopped at his friend Ludacris‘ table, Myles told the table that Reggie and Kim had just gotten engaged on Friday!

The owner even gave the details to Ludacris' table, saying that Reggie asked Kimberly to marry him in a private corner of the restaurant with both his and Kim's family there to see it all.

In the picture above, Kim is clearly hiding her left hand and Reggie is seen possibly looking to make sure Kim's hand is covered. Folks believe that Kim wants Reggie to get his shine since he just won the Super Bowl and all, and then they'll come forward with the news later... Expect the Ryan Seacrest KIIS FM interview and all the tabloids to be all over this in sequence with a Keeping Up With the Kardashians episode where Kim gets engaged.

How can you look at these pictures of Kim Kardashian and not laugh out loud? She's so conceited, and I love it!

It's like Kimmy walks down the red carpet with her booty forward as she steps along, sideways!

Kim Kardashian and her money maker were ready for their close up Tuesday night when she appeared at the SlimFast Fashion Show. It's strange that Kim was at a SlimFast event considering that she shamelessly promotes QuickTrim at every opportunity. Anyway, Kim wore a nearly see-thru dress with a thong so we can enjoy her perky ass. I don't know about you, but I'm enjoying it. She should be on the sidelines at Reggie Bush's Super Bowl game this weekend, wearing a bikini, with her butt right behind the endzone so she can distract the Colts. Kim's ass can do some powerful things. Saints 24, Colts 0.

Kim Kardashian has an amazing body and she knows it. In the words of Nivea, "I look good/ Look Great/ Feelin' Good/ Don't Hate!" And it's not like I was going to hate on Kim Kardashian anyway. I've never done THAT!

Kim tweeted the following message the other day with the animal print photo above attached to it: At a photo shoot w @NickSaglimbeni HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!

This is a woman who is working very hard for her body and claims that it's "not okay" to indulge every once in a while. She's enjoying the fruits of her labor and so are we. Work it gurl!

Kim Kardashian's body is a freakin' hourglass and she is completely obsessed with keeping it tight. Kim was in New Orleans celebrating boyfriend Reggie Bush's Saints Superbowl-clenching game, and she claims that she ate too much.

Kim Tweeted: "OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it's not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok."

A few minutes later, Kim added, "About 2 hit the gym right now." If only she'd stay in the gym and never come out.

It's great that Kim is into fitness and health, but she has a very rare body type: Enough boobs for two chicks and booty for days! When she talks about her body it could make other women, who don't even come close to having her figure, wonder if they look good too. Therefore, Kimmy needs to cool it. But it's not like she's going to. Just like it's not like I'm gonna stop mentioning my D-cup. I know I tend to sound conceited as hell (so I've been told in real life from people who've never visited POTP), but if other people didn't make certain attributes such a big deal, we wouldn't either! Kim's obsession is not her fault. I blame heterosexual and gay men!

While we're on the subject of restraining orders, we might as well keep it going! Kim Kardashian was granted a restraining order against Dennis Shaun Bowman who has been stalking her.

This dude is a certified nut job. He moved from Georgia to Calabasas, California to be closer to Kim and he also believed they were dating. He began sending her lovey dovey messages on Twitter last fall and it all went down hill from there.

Bowman, who allegedly believes he's in a relationship with Kardashian, turned up at the socialite's appearances in L.A., sometimes wearing joker face paint. He even sent a Twitter message to her boyfriend, NFL star Reggie Bush, looking for a fight. Bowman also tweeted to Kardashian to ask forgiveness for missing an imaginary dinner date planned in Atlanta.

They need to send this crazy back to Georgia and lock him up in a looney bin!

Gossip blog Media Take Out posted a story that Kim Kardashian was wearing butt pads while attending Ocean Magazine's 17th Anniversary Party in Miami last night.

Kimmy took to her blog to address the ridiculous rumor: Oh, and... sorry to disappoint you, Media Take Out... no butt pads here! That dress was so tight, butt pads wouldn't have even fit! LOL! I got love for you, but that just isn't the case!

Come on now. Why isn't a woman allowed to have a big butt without people assuming that she's wearing butt pads or underwent cosmetic surgery? They don't make butt implants in horse a*s size anyway. People have always speculated about Kim's booty and you can tell that Kim loves it, as she should! When I'm wearing something low-cut, I'm often asked if my boobs are real. While it's honestly flattering, it's still stoopid. Some women have natural curves, why is that such a hard concept to grasp?

Doesn't Kim completely look like her mom in the picture above?! The only difference is that Kim has longer hair than Kris. That's it. I look up to Kris Jenner cause she has a mini-army of kids and she still looks ridiculously hawt. Kim definitely got it from her mama. I like Kim's dress too. She really does have great style.

So this is the new Quick Trim commercial starring (if you wanna call it that) Kim Kardashian and her fabulous sister Khloe. This commercial seriously has cheeseball written all over it.

Khloe Kardashian tries to pull of some hotness, but she fails miserably. I'll give her an A for effort. Kim looks hot, but the sexy voice over makes me wonder if I'm watching a diet product commercial, or the beginning of a soft core porn on skinemax? You be the judge!

Is it a slow news day when People magazine and UsWeekly are reporting that a monkey pissed on Kim Kardashian?

Without further ado, I, too, will report this life-changing news: a monkey peed on Kim Kardashian.

Kim said: I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear!

Kim initially thought that the monkey was "really cute."

"... But then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!"  When you're paid $10k to mention a product in one of your tweets, and you have your own reality show and business empire, a little unexpected piss is apparently headline news.

No wonder Kim's the 6th most Googled celebrity of 2009. She writes a friggin' blog whenever she queefs.

I posted a teaser for Kim Kardashian's Carl's Jr. ad yesterday and the official commercial was released today. I love it! Kim Kardashian is engaging in foreplay with her food and we don't mind, do we?

Carl's Jr. celebrity commercials usually feature emaciated chicks like Audrina Patridge, sinking her horse teeth into a 660-calorie burger while we count her ribs. But Kimmy is thick and gorgeous and healthy and she likes to suck on things. Watch her go.

Who said Kim Kardashian was a no talent hack? The woman has great lips for sucking and she's pretty good at getting all the juices out of them apple pieces.

Kim Kardashian has filmed the sexiest Carl's Jr. ad yet. I don't even need to see the official commercial (this video is a behind the scenes look). Kim is sexier than former Carl's Jr. spokeswhores Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge combined and she naturally has a better body than they do, too. This clip also shows Kimmy putting her booty cheeks to work as she walks around in a sheer robe. She knows how to drive the men and the horny ladies wild.