This day has been filled with so many stories about what a dumbass Kim Kardashian is, that I had a hard time settling on just one or two. Fortunately, after a while, the pieces started to come together and a bigger picture began to emerge. All of Kim's recent BS: the Bible study group, becoming "church buddies" with Leann Rimes, petitioning the judge in her divorce to keep cameras out of the courtroom...it all points to one thing - she's trying to bang Tim Tebow.

No, really. This isn't a dumb rumor like the Katy Perry/Tebow thing. We actually have reason to believe that Kim is trying to sack Tim (tee hee). “Kim has a big crush on Tim,” a friend recently told The Enquirer. “She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.” For his part, “Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush, and although flattered, he’s not interested,” says a source.

I believe it. Kim's probably thinking that though he's not black, he is a professional athlete, and he'd be great for ratings. Two out of three ain't bad. What she forgets is that Tim is such a devout Christian that he's still holding his V-card, and he's probably not looking to hand it over to a twice-divorced sex tape star. It does matter how many cross necklaces she wears in public or "Off to church with the girls" tweets she posts, she won't be Tebowing with Tim anytime before the second coming.

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It seems like Kris Humphries is more pissed about the public embarrassment he suffered at the hands of Kim Kardashian than anyone thought. The Hump will soon be headed to court as part of an effort to have his marriage to Kim annulled on the basis of fraud. But according to his lawyers, Kris won't stop at just taking down Kim.

Kris' attorney says his goal in the trial is to "expose the M.O. of reality TV." He contends that stars and producers dupe innocent common folk like Kris into putting their lives on hold to play a part in an unscripted show, only to toss them aside when they no longer bring in the ratings. In an ironic twist, Kris and his lawyers are pushing for the entire trial to be televised. Talk about fighting fire with fire.

It will be difficult for Kris to portray himself as a puppet on a string, as he not only proposed to Kim, but also willingly took part in a multi-million dollar televised wedding special. Still, reality producers have an ugly history of exploiting the unsuspecting, and I have a hard time believing Kim actually intended to spend her life with the man. Kris deserves to be granted an annulment, and if, in the process, he can expose the Kim for the fraudulent famewhore that she is, all the better.

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Kourtney Kardashian and Kim's fake reality show earns the folks at E! a lot of money. The season finale of Kourtney & Kim Take New York aired last Sunday and the broadcast was the highest rated in the entire series! Folks just had to tune in to see Kim doing the ugly cry!

"Kourtney & Kim Take New York, in which Kim Kardashian ponders divorce, scored the series’ highest-rated... averaging nearly 4.5 million total viewers. It was E!’s third-most-watched telecast in history."

Marrying and divorcing Kris Humphries for ratings paid off for Kimmy K! I'm not even gonna lie, I like to watch the Kardashian shows via reruns. They're like a friggin' pop culture staple at this point.

So Kim Kardashian isn't dating NFL star Mark Sanchez, at least not according to her Twitter update. Kimmy K posted the following message on her account today, wrong form of "you're" and all: "dating rumors are always fun when u don't even know the people your supposedly linked to! Who makes this stuff up!"

But if you check out what Kim said, she only said that she isn't dating Mark. She did not say that they aren't f*cking! Ha.

Who will Kimmy K be linked to next?

Excuse my headline, but this is Kimmy Open For Business Kardashian we're talking about here. Even if a magnetic chip was implanted into each of her thighs, she would still be spreading whenever an athlete enters the room.

Kim Kardashian and Mark Sanchez have been reportedly hooking up before she even married Kris Humphries!

Kim and Mark began secretly dating while Kim was filming the first season of "Kourtney and Kim Take New York." The two "like to meet in hotels for dinner dates." A source revealed: "Whenever Kim is in New York, they hang out. They are very careful with not being seen together."

Mark and the reality star are planning a trip this Super Bowl weekend, according to this rumor. Interesting!!!!

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When she's not relying on fake marriages to gain the public's attention, Kim Kardashian falls back on the old stand-by: her cartoonishly curvy figure.

The shameless spotlight junkie tweeted the above picture recently with a caption reading, "I dyed my hair lighter yesterday! I'm loving it! New hair color=new beginnings for me. You like?" Right. Because her slightly lighter hair color is clearly the focal point of that picture.

A new hair color isn't the only way that Kim is looking to make a new start. The breasty tweet comes on the heels of Kim's revelation that she'd like to start a Bible study group. Cleary she's been paying special attention to the passage in Corinthians that reads, "Thou shalt use thine boobs and thine butt to become more famous. And it was good." Or something like that. I'm paraphrasing.

Did you know that Kim Kardashian loves God? Just like her love of helping the poor, saving the animals, and being a good person, Kimmy K is a proud card-carrying Christian (Khristian?) and won’t let you forget it. After tweeting that she was on her way to church with “the girls,” Kim announced, “I want to start a bible study group with my friends!”

Newsflash: this won’t gain her any sympathy. It’s cool that she loves God or whatever, but this frequent Christian-dropping has got to stop! It’s not going to gain her sympathy or help her public image, and it just feels...inauthentic.

The cult of Kim Kardashian may be a religion, but it’s one laced with glitter, excessive perfumery, and little of actual substance. Besides, it would personally be a cold day in hell before I’d willingly sit in a circle with Kim and talk about, like, God and stuff.

What better way is there to sell a pair of women's jeans than going topless? Seriously. The best denim ads feature topless women. Never needing a reason to get naked, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian went topless for a new ad for their Kardashian Kollection denim collection.

Kim blogged about the sexy photshoot. Kim said that she and her sisters "Decided to go natural" in their "favorite jeans."

Kimmy K thinks that the photo is "beautiful" and that her sisters "both look so stunning!"

Kardashian Kollection Denim promises to "hug your curves and compliment your figure while remaining affordable and comfortable to wear."

I love the photo! I guess that's what happens when one of the best photographers around takes your photo up against a plain white background.

I'll admit it. I thought Bow Wow was cute when I was a child. Then I grew up and he remained a midget, and short guys don't do it for me. Kim Kardashian, 31, apparently doesn't have many requirements. If a man is black and wants to have sex with her, she's ready to go.

Bow Wow had a radio interview with The Breakfast Club this a.m. where he was asked if he smashed a list of famous chicks. The has been rapper revealed that he had sex with Ciara, they were only dating for like 2 years (shocker), he didn't have sex with Angela Simmons, now that's actually a shocker cause they were hanging out for years...

Ciara - "Yes."

Kat Stacks "No.....on my life"

Angela Simmons - "No."

Melody Thornton - "No...we were just always cool.  I swear on everything."

Dollicia Bryan - "Yeah...she's every man's dream."

Karrine Steffans (Superhead) - "Yes."  And he added that she lives up to her name.

Kim Kardashian - "We were cool" ( He says this with a sly grin which likely means "yes."  He says they haven't spoken in two years).

I don't know if Kimmy K gave Bow Wow some Kimmy Kakes, but something sexual clearly took place. In the words of Snoop, "Kim Kardashian gets around. She was born to hoe!"

Snoop Dogg remains hilarious in a new video that will make you LOL. Snoop says that Kris Humphries should have "never tried to wife the bitch." True. Snoop doesn't think that Kim Kardashian is wifey material. This video is a must watch. Kim claims that SNL skits and Ricky Gervais' Golden Globes jokes were funny but we doubt she'll find humor in this clip!

Snoop advice to Kris Humphries