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Paris Hilton Says Kim Kardashian Has Cottage Cheese Ass April 15th, 2008
Paris Hilton was on KLUC-FM in Vegas yesterday morning for the Chet Buchanan and the Morning Zoo show and was asked if she would rather have Jessica Simpson’s boobs or Kim Kardashian’s ass.
Paris called Kim’s ass disgusting and said her butt looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag.
I think it looks more like two midgets fighting in her pockets, but what do I know? Where does Paris get off talking about someone else’s ass anyway? She looks like she’s carrying two leaking water balloons on her butt. It’s all droopy and there’s no hump to it what so ever.
Paris later called Kim and apologized to her for saying her ass looked like cottage cheese so everything is cool now. Paris is still a wonk eyed walking herpe wart so it all works out.
Kim Kardashian Wants Reggie Bush to Propose… April 2nd, 2008
And tells him to watch “The Oprah Winfrey Show.”
Kim has ordered her footballer beau to watch the talk show queen in order “to get ideas for a proposal,” she tells Entertainment Tonight.“I told him, ‘It’s gotta be special.’”
Even after a season and a half of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” I’m still trying to decide whether or not I like Kim. I’m still on the fence.
Reggie still needs to sew him some oats before he gets a wifey. But even if they get hitched tomorrow, whatcha think he’s gonna be doin’ when he’s outta town, playing all those away games for St. Louis? Athletes are sluts.
Up To Speed - What Happened Over The Weekend March 24th, 2008
British Soul Singer Corinne Bailey Rae’s Husband Found Dead People
Why Doesn’t Anyone Take Lauren Conrad Seriously? US Magazine
Will Fitness Magazine Keep Kim Kardashian’s Full Ass For The Cover? NY Post
Britney Spears’ Outfits From How I Met Your Mother Up For Auction! People
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Donated Over $8 Million To Charities Last Year Fox News
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Can You Keep Up With The Kardashians? March 14th, 2008
Keeping up With The Kardashians‘ season two premiered last Sunday. Did ya watch? Do ya like? There’s some goodies in store this season. Personally I just like to watch so I can see Kim’s ass bounce around as she does her best baby voice.
The all-new season will continue to highlight the ups and downs and in betweens that make this family work. In the first episode Kim deals with the pressures of fame by adopting a diva attitude that does not sit well with the family and Kourtney gets the shock of her life when she finds scandalous text messages on her boyfriend’s cell phone.
Also among the antics this season, Kim makes Khloe’s love life her business and secretly sets her up on a dating website; Kris takes her shot in the spotlight when she is approached to join the L.A. Sparks ‘Ole Skool’ Dance Crew; and Bruce gets a fashion makeover when Kris hires a fabulous stylist to give him a makeover.
Plus, after an employee is harassed at the Kardashain’s boutique, Dash, the Kardashian girls sign up for a self-defense class to keep themselves safe. And in the season finale, all three sisters and brother Rob fly to New Orleans for the All Star weekend where they participated in Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush’s celebrity charity pool tournament, but when they meet a family displaced by Hurricane Katrina they seize the chance to help.
