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Do you think you have a butt big enough to fit in Kim Kardashian's jeans?

Kim Kardashian is selling some of her personal clothing items on Ebay to help the Dream Foundation, which is an organization for adults suffering from life-limiting illness.

Kim says “I love to be able to pass along some of my favorite pieces to someone else who will get to enjoy them as much as I have. I even have many items I never had a chance to where yet. A few times a year, I bring my outfits, shoes, and accessories to Auction Cause who puts them on eBay for me.”

Nobody has a bubble butt big enough to fit in Kim's pants, and I'm sure her dresses and skirts had to be altered for her a** too. If you're gonna buy anything of hers, stick with the shoes and shirts, otherwise you'll be walking around with saggy butt pants.

You can check items Kim has up for sale here.

Kim Kardashian has hit the recording studio and has begun recording tracks for her album.

Kim said,

“I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an R’n’B twist to it… Filming the video would be fun, that would be the best bit…”

Kim Kardashian is a famewhore, of course she wants to record an album! And by the sound of her quote, she's as unoriginal as we'd all expect by desiring to fuse together some of the most popular singers' sounds.

Kim also said that recording music videos "would be the best" because she loves the cameras and that's what it's all about in her world. She can record music videos in private and play it for Reggie Bush, but we don't need to be subjected to this. As you know, Kim's voice is WEAK and there is no way the woman has any range whatsoever.

I fully support this, though, only if Kim will do some performances. She's painfully shy and it's doubtful that she will, but we can only imagine what a riot it would be if Kimmy brings her lip-synching campaign to music channels, daytime television and late night TV shows.

Kim Kardashian got a new publicist who should be fired already right about now. Kim's publicist ran off to Star Magazine and said that Kim and Reggie Bush are engaged! Kim had to post the following message on her blog yesterday.

Kim Kardashian said,

I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were!

So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!!

Gawd, she's boring, so here's some Kim Kardassian workout and horse ass shots to make up for it.

Khloe Kardashian posted a picture of the window of the Kardashians' Los Angeles Dash boutique and its new Hallmark-like artwork. Someone had already left their mark, literally, on the Kardashians' Miami Dash store on Sunday.

Khloe said,

This morning when my mom went to open the store, she found that it had been graffitied with more or less the same stuff that the Miami store had... I hope the disgusting people who did this know that these little activities of theirs don't discourage us... Yes, this is DEFINITELY a bump in the road, but it's a small bump in the grand scheme of things.  It's disappointing, but certainly not discouraging!  A little graffiti won't bring us Kardashian women down!!!  LOL.

The "graffiti" says "We <3 You Kim!!," proving that these sluts have the dumbest fans on the planet. What did the tagger want Kim Kardassian to do, write 'I <3 You Too. Let's Do Lunch!!'

Earlier today it was reported that Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian's Miami Dash store was defaced and burglarized. However, stores within the vicinity of the Kardashians' Dash boutique were also vandalized. Kim, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney were not targets. Kourt typed out her side of the story, saying:

"All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass. All in all, the damage is pretty bad, but they're painting over it now! Luckily nothing was taken from the store, but as a precaution we called and filed a police report and the police came to the store.

"We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there's no way whoever graffiti'd the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area.

"So that's what happened!"

SNOOZE! Even if someone did steal merchandise, it's not like the Kardashians couldn't afford to replace it within the hour. Boo!

Bruce Jenner's face is one of the reasons why I could never really get into Keeping Up With the Kardashians. He looks like a burn victim. It's so sad!

Bruce has been taunted about his looks for years; he had bad plastic surgery over 20 years ago; he finally decided to fix his face this year.

Life & Style featured Bruce's new look and I think he looks the same: part lizard, part grandpa and part porcupine.

The 1976 Olympic decathlon gold medalist finally corrected the partial face-lift and nose job that went wrong more than two decades ago. "We love the results!" raves Kim. "He looks 10 years younger. You can hardly tell he had anything done."

"You can hardly tell he had anything done." - Kimmy is right about that!

Final post of the day, all. Woot!

Happy Friday!

On plastic surgery.

"I am down for it. One day I will definitely get it.

"I would probably get my boobs done after I have kids. I think every woman needs a good lift after they have kids, so I would start with that. You never know what I would need -- it depends on what I would look like when I get older. But I would definitely do something."

Since the b*tch looks like she could use a tuck now, I can see why the dumb broad would say this.

Kim Kardashian was photographed in New York City rocking some much lighter, "blonde" hair. I can't think of anyone who was a fan of the look considering blogger after blogger and commenter after commenter said that it looked awful. Kim, on the other hand, is in favor of lightening her hair color.

Kim posted a message on her blog saying that blonde hair pieces were put into her hair for a photoshoot and that she didn't dye her hair. Whew!

Kim also said that compliments have made her consider going light. She looks ridiculous.

Khloe Kardashian posted some photos from Britney Spears' Anaheim, CA, concert last night. Is it just me or does Khloe's face look flattened out and very different? Her face doesn't look as fat or long as it usually does and she looks more like a woman. Her sex change transformation is slowly but surely working.

Click on the thumbnails and let me know if you also think Khloe is the Kardashian member who got the plastic surgery that Kim Kardashian said was coming. She must be!

Khloe said,

Britney's show was all that I thought it was going to be! She is such an incredible performer and her body looks great! I mean, if I was constantly dancing my body would hopefully look great too LOL! I have never seen her perform live before but so many people have said this was her best tour to date!

Kim and I had the best time! She totally met our expectations. Britney is definitely back!

Kim Kardashian does not like an Us Weekly magazine blurb that says that the reality star without a personality is has a "fuller-figure" and may wear XL clothing. Kim blogged about it so that she could set the record straight.

I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it.

I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a "fuller-figured woman" of extra large proportions is a little offensive.

For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL. 

For the record, Kim is a size Horse Ass and Cellulite Thighs. Why is 2 the magic number? I wouldn't even mind if Kimmy said that she's a size 3, but her ass alone is a size 14!