Kim Kardashian's donkey booty is still worth big money. The professional celebrity will make over half a million dollars to appear at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas. Tao is the same spot where Kim has held her fake (paid-for) birthday parties for the past few years.

Folks at Tao love Kimmy K and her family!

Radar Online reports that Kim has the highest Vegas fee, beating out Katy Perry who wanted $250k to appear but not perform and Fergie who will actually be performing.

Kim will pocket an estimated $600,000 to appear at Tao. The fee is part of a large, multi-event deal. Meanwhile Fergie will earn $100k to perform at the Mirage Hotel and Casino.

Ashton Kutcher has turned down all Vegas offers while Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian continue to cash in on the empire Kimmy K has built.

Kim has been working with Tao for at least the past 3 years, which means that paying her that much money must be profitable for the club. Relax haters.

Kim Kardashian is on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter because Kris Jenner doesn't believe that overexposure exists, either does Kimnmy. Kim says that her shows "could really go on for years. There are so many of us, but I think we'll see more of my younger siblings [Kendall and Kylie]."

Kim looks sad. Are we supposed to feel sorry for her?!

The Kardashians are rumored to have made $65 million last year through their TV series and endorsement deals. Kim claims that her family will stop doing reality shows "when the fun stops." B!tch please!

Kris Jenner said that she's "really proud" of all that her family accomplished this year... Why can't these whores come up with something remotely interesting or original to say? I miss Gaga talking about urinating in trash cans and listening to her mom moan as a kid.

A week before Star magazine wrote a story about The Kardashians allegedly using slave labor to make their sh!tty products, MSN Money reported that the public is not buying the K-sisters Kardashian Kollection. Let the backlash continue, baby!

Sears thought that the Kardashians would sell big. Sears had some products displayed on sale on Black Friday, but that didn't matter.

According to MSN: The products hardly brought in the gushing crowds that celebrity products usually attract. The electric Kardashian name failed to deliver. There are no signs of a turnaround at Sears, as the company continues to be in the red, posting losses in every quarter so far this year.

The Kardashian Kollection consists of dresses, shoes, jewelry, handbags, intimates, belts and sunglasses.

I haven't bought anything that has sh!t to do with the Kardashians, but I do watch their shows (only on repeat). These famewhores are goin' down! The Kardashians peaked with Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' sham wedding and it's been all downhill from there!

Because everyone already hates them enough, why not add a sweatshop scandal into the mix? Star magazine claims that various Kardashian clothing lines have been manufactured under horrible working conditions, but the family that exemplifies ‘fame-whoring as a genetic trait’ will not let this slide!

Instead of just flat-out denying the accusations, the family says they will be investigating the matter. Their rep tells Radar Online, “This is the first we are hearing about it and take it very seriously as we would never condone this. We are presently investigating the situation.”

Really, do they have any other option? The sad thing is, even if they have been using unethical sweatshops (given how most clothing is produced in the world, it’s probably true to some degree), the most the Kardashians will have to do is just say they won’t use those companies anymore. The rest of us will likely just accept it, and then forget about it once the next Kardashian scandal captures our attention.

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When Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorced, she was a multi-millionaire professional famwehore and he was an unemployed benchwarmer. Well, a lot's changed since then. Now Kim is a multi-millionaire professional famewhore and Kris is a formerly unemployed benchwarmer.

The New Jersey Nets announced yesterday that Kris signed a one-year contract with the team, good for $8 million. Kris says he's "happy to have basketball back" and the Nets are said to be pleased to have their star power forward back.

All kidding aside, Kris had the best season of his career last year, and this year he may make the starting line-up for the first time since he was in college. Incidentally, Miami Dolphins running back Reggie Bush - another famous ex of Kim's - is having what may shape up to his best season ever. It seems breaking up with Kim is the new steroids.

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Star magazine has singled out the Kardashian twats, as though they're the only ones who use slave labor, giving the talentless reality stars some of their worst publicity yet! Star Magazine reports that children as young as 16 are working in awful conditions to manufacture merchandise for the K-Dash by Kardashian label, the Kris Jenner Kollection (who knew she had one), and ShoeDazzle.

TMZ reports: The institute for Global Labour and Human Rights confirms the Kardashians' products are produced in factories reeking of stench from sewage, with temperatures north of 100 degrees. Conditions in the factories that manufacture Kardashian products are "horrific."

Employees work up to 84 hours/ week and are compensating with $1/ hour.

Kris Jenner claims that she has visited factories in China and "nothing terrible" is going on.

Because Kim Kardashian is like the big booty version of Mother Theresa or something, she is reminding us of her, like, first good deed ever by blogging about going to Haiti. Kim said that the National Enquirer posted a false story about her, claiming that she went to Haiti to shop. Well, Kimmy K did shop while she was in Haiti! Kim says that shopping wasn't her goal, though, she was there to spread her awesomeness because she is, like, so charitable and stuff.

We agree that "Kim's a Phony!"

Kim blogged: "Some media outlets have tried to tarnish the motive behind my visit and have written completely ridiculous and untrue things. The National Enquirer wrote that I went to a fashion show in Haiti and spent a fortune pampering myself!"

Kim continued that she went to the Haitian Artisan fair where she bought some jewelry and that reading about the rumor made her "so disappointed."

She added: "Taking such a positive thing and writing something malicious and untrue. I have ignored all of this until now, but because I wanted to write a few blogs about my experience, I felt I needed to address this first."

To read more of Kim's self-righteous crap, click HERE

The National League of Junior Cotillions has released its list of “Ten Best-Mannered People of 2011” and the results are not surprising, to say the least. The royal everyone most likes to sh!t balls over, Kate Middleton, reigns supreme when it comes to looking pretty and put-together in public, while Justin Bieber, Paula Abdul, Taylor Swift, and Emma Watson are also in the top ten.

It’s nothing too surprising, but neither is their choice of least-mannered celeb: Kim Kardashian. According to the NLJC’s national director, Kimmy is “The Most Ill-Mannered Person of 2011” for “making a private matter public and disrespecting the institution of marriage.”

I don’t disagree with her spot on the list because her existence has been more vulgar and ubiquitous than a cast member of The Jersey Shore, but I don’t buy this preserving “the institution of marriage” bull. The institution of marriage started out as a legal contract. It ain’t that sacred and people take advantage of it all the time. I just hate on Kim because she’s been so effing stupid and childish about it and still expects our sympathy. Yes, Kris Humphries is kind of a d!ck, but you aren’t a walk in the park either, honey.

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It's finally here - the douchiest, most pretentious holiday tradition of all! The Kardashian Christmas card was revealed today, and, as expected, it featured the entire family (and Scott Disick) pretending to be high-fashion models. But after deciding last year's card wasn't ridiculous enough, Kim and krew decided to go the extra mile this time around. How?

3D! Seriously, the card's in 3D for those recipients who care enough to buy glasses. I don't know what's worse - that they went to the extravagant extreme of sending out a 3D Christmas card, or that that they didn't even include the freakin' glasses!

But we can forgive the moronic special effects. The card is worth it just for the sight of Kim standing by herself, doing her best to look fierce. Whoever photoshopped the tears out did a wonderful job.

Jonah Hill, 27, makes a better argument than Daniel Craig, 43. While both actors admit that Kim Kardashian and the entire K-crew clan are untalented, undeserving fame whores, Jonah argues that he actually does watch the Kardashian shows. Daniel claimed that the Kardashians are "f*cking idiots!" but Jonah understands that they're idiots that are interesting. Still, Jonah says that the public's interest in them is bullsh!t.

"I have friends who work in TV and the Kardashians get higher ratings than their TV shows. Shows that people actually work hard on – writing and creating and trying to tell stories. The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting."

Hill continued: "It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. Whenever I say I like reality TV, people write about it like they’re in shock. I can’t even understand it, so I watch it."

Jonah says that he enjoys making fun of the shows, but he also questions "Where does the line sort of end? When do I stop making fun of it and become an actual fan?" It is disturbing as hell, and, in the simplest of terms, Jonah explains why: "The Kardashians are as famous as our president. What does that tell you about how skewed our society is?"

Jonah's on point!!!!

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