Kim Kardashian's entire public persona is based on a series of lies and pretenses. She's always one loudmouthed insider away from being exposed as the fraud that she is, and it's beginning to look like the jig is up.

What Kim didn't consider when she ended her sham marriage to Kris Humphries is that divorce leads to court and unlike a tabloid reporter, it's illegal to lie to a judge. According to the new issue of Life & Style, Kris' lawyers are reportedly planning to subpoena Kim, her family, and the producers of her reality shows in an effort to prove that the shows are scripted, and the family basically lies for a living.

An insider close to the case says, "Once a subpoena is granted, it opens the floodgates for all types of evidence: emails, text messages, phone calls and more," adding that the new information will "prove a lot of things, like series setups, staged events and scripts." As for whether or not one of those revelations will be that Kim slept around on Kris remains to be seen, but the court drama should be ten times better than anything on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

The Kardashian/Jenner clan is always coming up with new and awful interesting ways to grab the attention of everyone with the misfortune to have an Internet connection. Now that every D-lister with a SAG card has a sex tape online, mom/PR Witch, Kris Jenner, had to think of a new way for her daughters to make people uncomfortable.

The Kardashians Sing 'Lady Marmalade'

"How about if one of my teenage daughters invites the grown men of the world into her bedroom with the power of song?" Kris must have thought while hatching her evil plan for the above video.  It's mostly the kind of lip-syncing stupidity that most families would make as a joke, but not post online. Ya know...because most families aren't made up of shameless famewhores.

So the Kardashians think they're hot and want everyone to look at them. Nothing new there. But there are two parts of this video that have a high "WTF?!" factor, even by Kardashian standards: 1.) Kendall Jenner is 16 years old. The sight of her singing "Voulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir" ("Would you like to sleep with me tonight?") with her mom standing nearby is beyond creepy. 2.) They really decided to close it out with a grainy shot of Kim writhing around on a bed? Haven't we seen enough of that?

Well, it looks like something good may come from the brief marriage between Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian, after all. Thanks to their dragged-out divorce proceedings, we may finally get to find out exactly how many millions Kim is raking in from her sex tape-based fame.

Kris' lawyers have asked the court to force Kim to reveal all assets (no pun intended) that she accumulated during the couple's 72-day marriage. The reason being, of course, that Kris wants a chunk of that cash, and with good cause. All of Kim's wealth is a direct result of her fame, and for that almost three-month period, much of Kim's notoriety came from her marriage to Kris. The whole divorce scandal ruined his public image as much as it did hers - why shouldn't he be allowed to cash in?

Kris' lawyers are also pissed that Kim donated the couples' wedding gifts to charity without asking him. Not that Kris objects to charitable donations, but you can't just give sh!t away when half of it belongs to someone else. Kim even manages to look selfish when she's giving to charity. God, I hope we get a look at her bank records. It'll be so much easier to hate her when we know just how incredibly wealthy she is.

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Kim Kardashian may enjoy pretending that she's over her marriage to Kris Humphries (at this point they've been split up longer than they were married), but that doesn't mean she can't use her hatred of her ex as motivation to transform her appearance.

That's Kim leaving a salon that specializes in botox treatments, hours before a red carpet event for Valentino. Kim has admitted to receiving botox injections in the past, but swore them off after a bad raction resulted in facial bruising. It seems she's back on the shot, however, and her commitment to looking fierce post-divorce doesn't end there.

Kim discussed her "revenge body" with Us Weekly, crediting twice daily workouts with the fact that she was able to drop six pounds in seven days. “I’m on a mission," said Kim. "I figure, I’m single. Now is the best time to get in shape.” Good thinking. From the sound of it, Kim and Kris are about to face an epic legal battle. Can't hurt to be in shape for the throwdown.

The Kardashians continue to come up with more ways to make money off their dumb fans. Their latest venture is a line of swimwear. Bruno Schiavi is the co-creator (the designer who puts the designs together while the K-sisters cash their checks). He posted the photo below on his Facebook page today.

Khloe Kardashian posted the following message, along with the photo: "OMG how fab is this new ad for Kardashian Kollection lingerie?!? Nothing makes me feel sexier, plus it's all so comfy! Killing two birds with one stone! LOL."

Since when have bikinis been uncomfortable?! Moving on, I bet this krap is overpriced, just like all of the other Kardashian krap. They all look like their wearing lingerie, not swimwear.

The Kardashians are still trying to convince us that Kim Kardashian's flour bomb incident last week was not a well executed PR campaign crafted by Kris Jenner. Kim "may press charges," (she won't) and Khloe Kardashian wrote a post about how wrong PETA is and how amazing Kim is. That's what we're supposed to focus on in this story - Kim's awesomeness.

Khloe blogged that PETA "lied to the public" and while she "wil still continue to NOT wear fur," she "will no longer support PETA." Did PETA really lie to the public? Can the organization consider Khloe's post libelous? I hope so. Furthermore, Kim had flour poured on her, not f*cking acid. It's not that serious! She deserved it too. We've posted Khloe's entire rant after the jump.

So I guess we’re still talking about this stupid marriage? Kris Humphries was on the cover of Life & Style last week to call his ex Kim Kardashian out on her LIES about their marriage. This back-and-forth argumentation feels horribly trite and regurgitated, but that uncomfortable feeling isn’t the only thing you might be sensing. You might also be feeling the rumbling power of Kimmy’s impending doom.

According to the magazine, “Kim is watching helplessly as Kris turns this around and makes her look like a greedy, heartless b!tch."

But there's more. "If they [Kris and his attorneys] can prove Kris is being defamed and the marriage is fraudulent, they are going to be able to reveal as many personal details as they want as evidence. Kim is crushed.”

Okay, Kim might be crushed, but the rest of us sure won’t be. Personal details? TMI about their sex life? Insider knowledge on the maniacal interventions of Kris Jenner? It may not be something we want to hear, but maybe it’ll actually be something new and interesting. The world is full of possibilities.

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To keep the hype going, Kim Kardashian claims that she may file charges against the woman who did a really good job at tossing flour on her. Kim tells E! News that she wasn't going to file charges, but now she's saying: "I am just going to think about it, because I don't want someone to think they can really get away with that. So we are going to handle that."

Kim said that she'll be increasing security in the wake of the attack because "it's scary."

"I think, 'What if that was some other substance? What if that person had a dangerous weapon?' It's scary. And what's even scarier is this woman acted as if she was a part of the press."

She continued: "She just came out of nowhere! And so we are definitely changing things up a little bit, amping up security, taking some measures, and...I'm gonna definitely deal with it because it is not acceptable."

Kim is loving this sh!t. Considering that Kim is only attacked while she's filming her show so that E! can put some "attack" footage in the promos, I wonder how much Kris Jenner paid the flour bomber.

At first I was completely supportive of Jon Hamm's eloquent way of expressing his disgust for Kim Kardashian. He basically called her a "f*cking idiot" who doesn't deserve to make like a billion dollars on her K-crap just because she sold a sex tape.

Kim said that his comments were "careless," and he fired back, saying they were actually just "accurate."

Jon actually did an interview with Time Out London where he was asked about his sex symbol status, he replied: “The sexy thing is so ephemeral and meaningless other than in the world of selling magazines. Who cares, when it's reduced to just that? You might as well be a Kardashian and have a sex tape.”

Now I've jumped ship and I think Hamm is the one who is a "f*cking idiot."

As much as Hollywood supports talent over looks in some cases, as exemplified by stars like Melissa McCarthy, Zach Galifianakis, Whoopi Goldberg, the dude who starred in Sideways, and etc., Jon is playing some handsome dude on "Mad Men," and his a*s would not have been cast on that show (and he wouldn't have scored many of his roles) if he was not good looking. Being a sex symbol is not "ephemeral and meaningless" when you work in an industry that demands it. It's one thing to be humble, it's another to try to go so far to make a point that you're just fabricating sh!t to suit your agenda. Jonny's been sounding b!tchy recently. Why'd he have to get rid of my girl boner?

Kim Kardashian was walking the red carpet in Hollywood tonight at the launch of her fourth fragrance, True Reflection, when a chick managed to drench the reality star in cooking flour. Kim described the attack to E! News, saying:
"That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that's a whole lot of translucent powder right there."

Kris Jenner didn't find the attack humorous and she said: "If anybody comes at me with something, call security."

Kim walked away, cleaned herself off 'backstage' then returned to the carpet "10 minutes later," according to E!

There were photos to be taken, of course this chick couldn't stay away from the spotlight! The crowd cheered and applauded when Kim returned.

Now as much as Kim laughed this sh!t off, you know she is pissed and probably cried about it. Her time is up. With so many folks hating on Kim these days, it's becoming a new sport... Knowing the Kardashians, this could have been crafted by Kris to drum up sympathy (and ratings) for Kimmy. Kim also coincidentally had a drink thrown on her at a club last season.The new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is currently being filmed.

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