Kim Kardashian (Page 45)

Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde Again

Kim Kardashian has been dumped by Reggie Bush over her alleged flirting situation with Kanye West. So naturally, the time was ripe for her to dye her hair, like many women do post-breakup.

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Kim Kardashian debuted her lighter look on the Teen Choice Awards red carpet last night. She even blogged about it!

"This time it's for real, guys! I went blonde!!! I had been considering it ever since I wore that blonde wig, and I just decided to go for it!! What do you think? I am really loving it! My hairstylist Clyde Haygood orchestrated the whole thing and Rebecca from Goodform salon dyed it!"

I just wanna say that although I have the word "blonde" in the headline, this b*tch ain't blonde. She has light brown hair. Just cause Kim had black hair and she has some highlights does not make her an official platinum blonde, or even a blonde. And furthermore, her roots remain dark and she lightened up her eyebrows so her transformation wouldn't be so dramatic against her skin tone.

Kimmy's had black hair forever and she looks gorgeous with light brown hair. Kim decided "to go for it!!" cause she probably had to do something dramatic so she could feel sexy after getting dumped. Us women are a very strange species.

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Kim Kardashian & Lauren Conrad: Guest Judges On America's Next Top Model

Kim Kardashian and Lauren Conrad will be making appearances on the upcoming season of America's Next Top Model as guest judges.

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Lauren Conrad and Kim Kardashian as model judges? I wonder if they're using them on the show because this season is going to have short models, instead of giant ones like usual? They're both just a couple inches away from being midgets.

Conrad will join host Tyra Banks, photographer Nigel Barker and runway coach J. Alexander on the judges’ panel on Sept. 16, while Kardashian’s turn comes Oct. 21. In fact, each episode of the cycle, which premieres Sept. 9 (8 p.m. EST) on the CW, will feature a member of the fashion community as a guest judge.

In fact, each episode of the cycle, which premieres Sept. 9 (8 p.m. EST) on the CW, will feature a member of the fashion community as a guest judge. For the first time in the show’s history, all of the contestants in the cycle are 5′7″ and under.

I wish they would use the old school super models like Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell, etc. Oh man, can you imagine Naomi as a judge on ANTM? She could teach them how to beat the sh*t out of their assistants with their cell phones and look fashionable while doing community service. THAT would be worth watching!

Kanye West Broke Up Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush

Hollywood breakups are never as simple as they first seem to be, then you find out all the good stuff later. Kind of like the new information coming out about Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush's breakup.

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New sources are coming out saying Kanye West may be involved in the Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush split.

Kanye had sent Kim some text messages referring to a night they hung out and how hot she was. Kimmy's old man, Reggie Bush, saw the text messages and got his panties in a bunch! 

Reggie saw text messages on Kim's phone from Kanye West and flipped out on her. The texts referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie's imagination running."

When Reggie confronted Kim about it, the couple had a huge blow-up, and jealousy issues, which had been pretty much kept out of their relationship until this incident surfaced according to the insider.

"They realized there were trust issues on both sides, and couldn't go forward." says the source.

Let's remember Reggie, this is Kanye West, and he'll never love anyone or think anyone is hotter than himself.

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Split

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush have moved into splits ville, which means Kim's bubble butt is back on the market!

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush In GQ Magazine

The two couldn't handle the long distance relationship anymore and decided to go their separate ways, which just made billions of men very happy.

"They never get to see each other, ever," the source says. "It's been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it's tough."

You know if filming for 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' was going on during the break up, they'll make it stretch for a full episode. That's right, take advantage of them while you can!

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Kim Kardashian's Clothes on eBay

Do you think you have a butt big enough to fit in Kim Kardashian's jeans?

 

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Kim Kardashian is selling some of her personal clothing items on Ebay to help the Dream Foundation, which is an organization for adults suffering from life-limiting illness.

Kim says “I love to be able to pass along some of my favorite pieces to someone else who will get to enjoy them as much as I have. I even have many items I never had a chance to where yet. A few times a year, I bring my outfits, shoes, and accessories to Auction Cause who puts them on eBay for me.”

Nobody has a bubble butt big enough to fit in Kim's pants, and I'm sure her dresses and skirts had to be altered for her a** too. If you're gonna buy anything of hers, stick with the shoes and shirts, otherwise you'll be walking around with saggy butt pants.

You can check items Kim has up for sale here.

 

Kim Kardashian's Recording Her Debut Album

Kim Kardashian has hit the recording studio and has begun recording tracks for her album.

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Kim said,

I’d have to hear a song and feel it out and see if it’s something I’d sound good at. I would like the music to sound a bit like Lady GaGa, Britney Spears and J.Lo with a bit of an R’n’B twist to it… Filming the video would be fun, that would be the best bit…

Kim Kardashian is a famewhore, of course she wants to record an album! And by the sound of her quote, she's as unoriginal as we'd all expect by desiring to fuse together some of the most popular singers' sounds.

Kim also said that recording music videos "would be the best" because she loves the cameras and that's what it's all about in her world. She can record music videos in private and play it for Reggie Bush, but we don't need to be subjected to this. As you know, Kim's voice is WEAK and there is no way the woman has any range whatsoever.

I fully support this, though, only if Kim will do some performances. She's painfully shy and it's doubtful that she will, but we can only imagine what a riot it would be if Kimmy brings her lip-synching campaign to music channels, daytime television and late night TV shows.

Kim Kardashian: Not Engaged to Reggie Bush

Kim Kardashian got a new publicist who should be fired already right about now. Kim's publicist ran off to Star Magazine and said that Kim and Reggie Bush are engaged! Kim had to post the following message on her blog yesterday.

Kim Kardashian said,

I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were!

So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!!

Gawd, she's boring, so here's some Kim Kardassian workout and horse ass shots to make up for it.

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Khloe Kardashian Blogs About LA Dash Store Getting Vandalized

Khloe Kardashian posted a picture of the window of the Kardashians' Los Angeles Dash boutique and its new Hallmark-like artwork. Someone had already left their mark, literally, on the Kardashians' Miami Dash store on Sunday.

Khloe said,

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This morning when my mom went to open the store, she found that it had been graffitied with more or less the same stuff that the Miami store had... I hope the disgusting people who did this know that these little activities of theirs don't discourage us... Yes, this is DEFINITELY a bump in the road, but it's a small bump in the grand scheme of things.  It's disappointing, but certainly not discouraging!  A little graffiti won't bring us Kardashian women down!!!  LOL.

The "graffiti" says "We <3 You Kim!!," proving that these sluts have the dumbest fans on the planet. What did the tagger want Kim Kardassian to do, write 'I <3 You Too. Let's Do Lunch!!'

Kourtney Kardashian Speaks Out on Miami Dash Store Getting Vandalized

Earlier today it was reported that Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian's Miami Dash store was defaced and burglarized. However, stores within the vicinity of the Kardashians' Dash boutique were also vandalized. Kim, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney were not targets. Kourt typed out her side of the story, saying:

"All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass. All in all, the damage is pretty bad, but they're painting over it now! Luckily nothing was taken from the store, but as a precaution we called and filed a police report and the police came to the store.

Kim keeps it simple

"We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there's no way whoever graffiti'd the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area.

"So that's what happened!"

SNOOZE! Even if someone did steal merchandise, it's not like the Kardashians couldn't afford to replace it within the hour. Boo!

Bruce Jenner Did Something to His Face That I Can't See

Bruce Jenner's face is one of the reasons why I could never really get into Keeping Up With the Kardashians. He looks like a burn victim. It's so sad!

Bruce has been taunted about his looks for years; he had bad plastic surgery over 20 years ago; he finally decided to fix his face this year.

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Life & Style featured Bruce's new look and I think he looks the same: part lizard, part grandpa and part porcupine.

The 1976 Olympic decathlon gold medalist finally corrected the partial face-lift and nose job that went wrong more than two decades ago. "We love the results!" raves Kim. "He looks 10 years younger. You can hardly tell he had anything done."

"You can hardly tell he had anything done." - Kimmy is right about that!

Final post of the day, all. Woot!

Happy Friday!