Here’s the lineup for the 7th season of Dancing With the Stars. It’s a pretty diverse group of contestants.
I think Tony Braxton, Rocco, and Kim Kardashian have a good shot. I don’t know too much about some of the other contestants. Shit, Kim may win the whole thing when all the pervs keep voting to keep her enormous ass in the competition. I wonder what they’re gonna drape her horse ass with, the outfits are so skimpy, should be fun to watch it bouncing uncontrollably as she moves across the dance floor. 
• Toni Braxton, singer, 40, and season one DWTS champ Alec Mazo
• Lance Bass, singer, 29, and Lacey Schwimmer
• Ted McGinley, actor, 50, and Inna Brayer
• Cloris Leachman, actress, 82, and Corky Ballas
• Warren Sapp, former NFL star, 35, and Kym Johnson
• Rocco DiSpirito, chef, 41, and Karina Smirnoff
• Kim Kardashian, TV personality, 27, and reigning DWTS champ Mark Ballas
• Maurice Green, Olympic gold medalist track and field star, 34, and two-time DWTS champ Cheryl Burke
• Misty May-Treanor, Olympic gold medalist beach volleyball player, 31, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
• Susan Lucci, Emmy-award winning soap opera actress, 61, and Tony Dovolani
• Jeffrey Ross, 42, comedian, and Edyta Sliwinska
• Cody Linley, 18, actor, and two-time DWTS champ Julianne Hough
• Brooke Burke, 36, TV personality, and Derek Hough
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Kim Kardassian talked to Radar magazine about her horse ass.
“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt. I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive.” - This sounds awkward coming from the woman who flashes her ass in every single picture ever taken of her.
Earlier in the year, Paris Hilton blasted Kardashian’s booty, saying it “reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
“Wasn’t that nasty?” Kardashian responds. “She called and apologized, and I accepted her apology.
She said she was joking. I kind of laugh it off, like, ‘You know, I’ve never denied having cellulite.’ Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion. If she thinks my butt looks like that, I don’t really care. At least I have a butt.”
“At least I have a butt.” There she goes again reminding us that she’s got a thick badankadonk. Kim’s trying to lose weight in her butt? My ass!
Paris Hilton was on KLUC-FM in Vegas yesterday morning for the Chet Buchanan and the Morning Zoo show and was asked if she would rather have Jessica Simpson’s boobs or Kim Kardashian’s ass.
Paris called Kim’s ass disgusting and said her butt looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag.
I think it looks more like two midgets fighting in her pockets, but what do I know? Where does Paris get off talking about someone else’s ass anyway? She looks like she’s carrying two leaking water balloons on her butt. It’s all droopy and there’s no hump to it what so ever.
Paris later called Kim and apologized to her for saying her ass looked like cottage cheese so everything is cool now. Paris is still a wonk eyed walking herpe wart so it all works out.
And tells him to watch “The Oprah Winfrey Show.”
Kim has ordered her footballer beau to watch the talk show queen in order “to get ideas for a proposal,” she tells Entertainment Tonight.“I told him, ‘It’s gotta be special.’”
Even after a season and a half of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” I’m still trying to decide whether or not I like Kim. I’m still on the fence.
Reggie still needs to sew him some oats before he gets a wifey. But even if they get hitched tomorrow, whatcha think he’s gonna be doin’ when he’s outta town, playing all those away games for St. Louis? Athletes are sluts.
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