Kandi Burruss' mom still isn't talking to her after Redickulous whipped his monster dick out at Kandi's party. Phaedra Parks goes to Kandi's boutique to drop a cake off as an apology. The ladies question discuss whether or not they would pleasure themselves if it was possible, if they were that limber. Phaedra says she'd "probably never go to work." Kandi says she doesn't understand why Nene Leakes left her party when the male stripper started giving himself a blow job. Phaedra says "You showed your cervix for a quarter!" and reminded Kandi that Nene used to be a stripper.

Cynthia Bailey is now at the podium, speaking at her modeling talent school launch event. Cynthia sucks as an MC and Phaedra says "Everyone knows, you wanna look at models, not hear them," lol. After Cynthia flubs all her lines, we meet the new housewife, Marlo Hampton and her boyfriend, who Nene used to date. Sheree Whitfield learns that Nene f*cked Marlo's man.

Cynthia's sister starts crying because Cynthia's husband is having financial problems with his new business venture. Meanwhile, Sheree throws a bottle of water in her ex-husband face after he tells her that he won't help with child support.

Kim Zolciak and her daughter Brielle are talking about her pregnancy. Kim is so candid with her 14 year-old daughter, saying that labor scares the sh!t out of her. Meanwhile Brielle is grossed out about breastfeeding.

Nene shows up to Bar One, the spot Peter and Cynthia are trying to open. Nene tells Peter that he looks so good in his orange shirt. Nene STILL wants to f*ck Peter. It's hilarious, almost as hilarious as Kim's pregnancy conversation with her daughter.

Sheree shows up to Phaedra's law office and tells her that her ex isn't paying any child support. "That burns my biscuits!" Phaedra says. "Maybe he likes bologna sandwiches on white bread, or macaroni and cheese, cause that's what they're serving in jail."

Kim Zolciak is firing back at her former friend and Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star, Nene Leakes. Kim says that Nene is "money hungry" and she's "constantly trying to present a life that she doesn't live!" Kim is allegedly upset because Nene outed her, alleging that Kroy Biermann didn't buy a new house, they're simply renting it.

Kim says: "People who truly have money don't need to go around talking about it. God can take it from you as quick as he gave it to you, and people need to remember that!"

Wiggy Kimmy has finally made some sense.

Kim says that "being rich doesn't really have anything to do with money. That's being wealthy." Woah! She made sense again.

The professional golddigger blogged that "Being rich in life is what she's aspiring to, and that requires having things money can't buy. Things like happiness, health, family etc."

Well there you have it! Kim shouldn't even waste her keystrokes on Nene.

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Kim Zolciak is not done cashing in on her wedding. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star is following in the footsteps of another famous Kim by selling the footage of her wedding (and every minute of the preparation) to a basic cable network for a major profit. What could possibly go wrong?

The Bravo show, lamely titled Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding will feature Kim struggling to prepare for her shotgun wedding while raising three kids and, presumably, struggling to down a magnum of champagne and 2 packs of Newports a day without anyone finding out.

"I am so excited to give an up close and personal look at the next chapter in my life,” Kim said in a statement. Hopefully, she's just as excited about televising the inevitable divorce proceedings. Now, that might actually be fun to watch.

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Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann posed for this wedding picture for Life & Style magazine. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Tweeted: "Our wedding photo!!!!!" wrote the new bride. "The best day of my life!!!!"

Kim told her fans that she's glad she "got to share this journey" with them. Zolciak told Life & Style that she woke up thinking that "This is the day I've waited my whole life for. I really do feel like I'm dreaming." You are honey! It's not gonna last. But good luck.

Nene Leakes invited Kandi Burruss and Cynthia Bailey to Miami. Nene says that she's gotta "get outta Haterville." Nene waves to the camera, saying, "Goodbye haters!" Why is it that she doesn't understand why she has haters?! Kandi and Cynthia are now in Atlanta, and the staff greets the ladies with some drinks outside of the lobby. Once the Housewives get to their hotel room, they're joking and laughing nonstop.

Kim Zolciak is at home upstairs while Kroy Biermann plans her birthday party downstairs. Kroy is kind of cute, but he has the personality of Kim Kardashian, which means he doesn't have one.

Phaedra Parks is still looking into opening her own funeral home.

At lunch, Kandi questions Nene and asks her if she told Sheree Whitfield that she's rich. Nene owns up to it, claiming that she is rich and "I sure did [tell Sheree I'm rich] and I am [rich]. It's a fact!" Nene says that Kim has influenced Sheree and turned Sheree against her. Kandi says that Nene has "this angry black woman side!"

When Nene is approached by a lesbian couple who tells her that it's lesbian pride week, Nene then puts herself on GLAAD's sh!tlist by saying: "I'm always confused about the lesbian girls. Some of 'em look very masculine and I be like 'Really? The girl is so rough and so masculine, why didn't you just go with a guy?!'"

Nene wants to check out a house in Miami because "these bitches are driving me crazy," Nene claims. Does Nene hold herself responsible for anything? She looks at a $9,000,000 house. Kandi is skeptical. She's not the only one!

The girls head to the beach and Nene says that Kandi's thighs "are HUGE!" Ouch. Naturally, while laying out at the beach, the women talk about sex.

Kandi says, "I need somebody that's gonna kiss both of my lips good. If you not gon do that, then you're wasting both of our time." Nene says that she's been with men who "weren't good kissers, but were good eaters." Kandi basically said the same thing as Nene, but Kandi's comments weren't crude because Kandi has tact.

Back in Atlanta, it seems that Nene wasn't being paranoid. Sheree and Kim meet up to talk sh!t about Nene. Sheree says that "Nene really needs to humble herself, cause as fast as you come up, you can come down. Just like on the stripper pole!" Remember Nene was a stripper?! That was a good one.

Real Golddigger of Atlanta, Kim Zolciak married her baby daddy, Kroy Biermann, 25, in Atlanta this weekend. Kim and Kroy have a 5-month-old son, Kroy Jagger, together. The wedding took place around 4:30 p.m. in Kim and Kroy's new mansion.

Before the wedding, Kim and Kroy posted sweet messages on Twitter. Kroy said that Kim "has made me the happiest man alive!!!" and Kim replied with an "I love u."

Zolciak told Life & Style magazine that her wedding day was "the happiest day of my life... It's been a dream come true." Well at least Kroy and Kim are on each other's levels. They're not the creative kind and they only use adjectives that are cliche... This will work until Kroy's NFL contract expires.

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My very favorite Real Housewives series is back! There are new feuds and new ventures. This season almost all of the ladies are trying to come up, capitalizing on their reality TV fame. I said "almost" all of the ladies, because Kim Zolciak is the only Housewife who continues to work hard as a full-time golddigger.

Kim has only 6 more weeks to go in her pregnancy and she got her mimbo baby daddy, 25 year-old Kroy Biermann, to buy a huge new mansion "with a place to house my wigs," she shamelessly says. We get a glimpse of her new place, and it has a movie theater, basketball court, and a big pool. Kroy is packing up Kim's crap from storage, and Kim walks up to Kroy and begins smacking his a*s. "Kroy's a*s is like a masterpiece! I still don't believe that sh!t is for real. It's amazing," she says. 

Nene Leakes is still trying to convince us that she's "separated" from her husband. Because Nene claims that she needs more help now, she takes her 21 year-old son Bryce to the auto dealership for a new car that he can run errands in. Nene dated the auto dealer and she's hoping for a good deal He knocks off $1,400 for her. Nene says "I just wrote a check and bought a car, CASH MONEY. Hello haters!" Maybe if Nene had a trace of humility, she wouldn't have so many haters.

Sheree Whitfield meets up with Lawrence to talk ish about Nene. Sheree claims that Nene wanted to be paid more for an appearance than Sheree. What sucks about this story is that Sheree is the one who invited Nene to the event to begin with! How shady is that Nene couldn't just be grateful for the opportunity, without trying to pocket more money than her friend?!

Sheree quipped, "Nene was cast on Celebrity Apprentice because they needed an irate crazy b!tch and that's what they got!" Funny, cause Sheree would have been a crazy b!tch on the show too. Her veins are always popping outta her neck because she's often barking something at someone.

And now it's time for the season's first guest star! Miss Jay from America's Next Top Model meets up with Cynthia Bailey to talk about the modeling agency, that we could care less about, that she's trying to open.

Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta premieres this Sunday on Bravo! Jet magazine has pulled Bravo's promo image and has used it for the upcoming issue of Jet, it's the photo that we've posted below. In the exclusive, Nene Leakes talks sh!t about Sheree Whitfield and Phaedra Parks, while Nene's castmates have kind things to say about their co-stars. Some people never learn. Nene Leakes is a trashbox!

Kandi Burruss on Nene: "She's a hustler....She's about getting paper.  She's always got something in the works."

Kandi on Kim Zolciak: She's the type of person who knows how to play dumb when she wants to but really knows what's going on..."

Phaedra Parks on Kandi: "She's a brilliant businesswoman.  She reminds me a lot of myself, and I just love her."

Cynthia on Kim: "We definitely had some tiffs, but only about trivial things.  But on the show it ends up looking like big things."

Nene on Sheree: "Sheree is very mean spirited.  I think Sheree thinks she's everything.  She's got a bad attitude."

Nene on Phaedra: "I almost feel like she was that girl at home looking at the tv going, 'Let me on that show!'  I call her Fake-dra."

Kim Zolciak is marrying her bimbo baby daddy  in less than two weeks and she wants everyone to see what kind of ring Kroy Biermann put on it. Kim posted this photo on her Twitter. It's a 10-carat rock and it's gorge!

Kim will get hitched on 11/11/11. Bravo's cameras will be there to capture the lavish event. No word on whether Wiggy Kimmy's wedding will air during an episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta or Kim's new wannabe Newlyweds spin-off with her man.

Kim Zolciak has sent out her wedding invitations and she's making sure nobody leaks out the details or photos of her big day. It comes off as more of a set of rules guests have to go by just to attend the event.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the invitation which states guests are not allowed to bring cell phones or cameras on the premises. They also have to present photo ID to get into the wedding and they have to sign a release form because the wedding is being filmed.

The invitation says this is all to protect Kim and Kroy Bierman's privacy on their special day but lets be honest, she doesn't want anyone besides herself cashing in on the paycheck she'll get for the exclusive photos from the event. Plus, it's being taped for a TV show so she's keeping every detail on lock down!

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