Kim Zolciak says that she stripped down for her fiance Kroy Biermann, but we all know that Wiggy Kimmy took it off for her own damn self. Kim went topless on last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy for the Attention Whore and she had pasties placed over her nips and she was covered in body paint.

Kim was concerned with her messy yard and claimed that the photo shoot "is the last thing on my mind" but she decided to go for it because "I'm so damn sexy, f-ck it," she said.

The one area that Kimberly is not lacking in is the self-esteem department and it's part of what makes her humorous. Her wigs make her look like a drag queen and she's an a-hole, but if she thinks that's sexy and if her really stupid fiance does too, than great. Take it off then!

For those of you who can't wait for Part II of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, we have some clips from the show. Like most reunion episodes, part II looks like it's going to be filled with drama. Marlo and Sheree allegedly actually have a catfight on the reunion shows, I guess Bravo is saving that for part 3? Here's Marlo Hampton going weave to wig with Kim Zolciak before Kandi Burruss defends herself while Sheree Whitfield tosses Kim's salad.

Marlo Hampton vs. Kim Zolciak

Kim Zolciak Racist

Celebs are really getting into the spirit of the first day of spring by getting knocked up left and right. First, Adriana Lima announced that she's expecting her second child, now Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is following suit with baby number two on the way.

Kim's first kid with Kroy Biermann was just born in June of last year, but the (hopefully) former hard boozin' chain smoker says she's ready for the challenge of another one. "Kroy and I are so excited," Kim tells Life & Style. "To decide we wanted to get pregnant again and have it happen so quickly was such a blessing."

Kim and her husband, NFL defensive end Kroy Biermann, will have their hands full with more than just kids. The couple are soon to star in their own RHOA spinoff entitled Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding, premiering April 26. Well, despite their awful taste in reality show titles, we wish Kim and Kroy all the best with their ever-growing brood.

Kim Zolciak has released another song without the help of Kandi Burruss and the results may make your ears bleed. "Love Me First" is Wiggy Kimmy's new song in which she sounds like a hoarsed man who just woke up. Kim has no range and she doesn't even try. She was probably getting her nails done or eating some pizza on a fat burning machine while she sang this. Check it out below if you dare. You can't say that we didn't warn you!

Kim Zolciak Love Me First

Kandi Burruss' mom still isn't talking to her after Redickulous whipped his monster dick out at Kandi's party. Phaedra Parks goes to Kandi's boutique to drop a cake off as an apology. The ladies question discuss whether or not they would pleasure themselves if it was possible, if they were that limber. Phaedra says she'd "probably never go to work." Kandi says she doesn't understand why Nene Leakes left her party when the male stripper started giving himself a blow job. Phaedra says "You showed your cervix for a quarter!" and reminded Kandi that Nene used to be a stripper.

Cynthia Bailey is now at the podium, speaking at her modeling talent school launch event. Cynthia sucks as an MC and Phaedra says "Everyone knows, you wanna look at models, not hear them," lol. After Cynthia flubs all her lines, we meet the new housewife, Marlo Hampton and her boyfriend, who Nene used to date. Sheree Whitfield learns that Nene f*cked Marlo's man.

Cynthia's sister starts crying because Cynthia's husband is having financial problems with his new business venture. Meanwhile, Sheree throws a bottle of water in her ex-husband face after he tells her that he won't help with child support.

Kim Zolciak and her daughter Brielle are talking about her pregnancy. Kim is so candid with her 14 year-old daughter, saying that labor scares the sh!t out of her. Meanwhile Brielle is grossed out about breastfeeding.

Nene shows up to Bar One, the spot Peter and Cynthia are trying to open. Nene tells Peter that he looks so good in his orange shirt. Nene STILL wants to f*ck Peter. It's hilarious, almost as hilarious as Kim's pregnancy conversation with her daughter.

Sheree shows up to Phaedra's law office and tells her that her ex isn't paying any child support. "That burns my biscuits!" Phaedra says. "Maybe he likes bologna sandwiches on white bread, or macaroni and cheese, cause that's what they're serving in jail."

Kim Zolciak is firing back at her former friend and Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star, Nene Leakes. Kim says that Nene is "money hungry" and she's "constantly trying to present a life that she doesn't live!" Kim is allegedly upset because Nene outed her, alleging that Kroy Biermann didn't buy a new house, they're simply renting it.

Kim says: "People who truly have money don't need to go around talking about it. God can take it from you as quick as he gave it to you, and people need to remember that!"

Wiggy Kimmy has finally made some sense.

Kim says that "being rich doesn't really have anything to do with money. That's being wealthy." Woah! She made sense again.

The professional golddigger blogged that "Being rich in life is what she's aspiring to, and that requires having things money can't buy. Things like happiness, health, family etc."

Well there you have it! Kim shouldn't even waste her keystrokes on Nene.

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Kim Zolciak is not done cashing in on her wedding. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star is following in the footsteps of another famous Kim by selling the footage of her wedding (and every minute of the preparation) to a basic cable network for a major profit. What could possibly go wrong?

The Bravo show, lamely titled Don't Be Tardy For The Wedding will feature Kim struggling to prepare for her shotgun wedding while raising three kids and, presumably, struggling to down a magnum of champagne and 2 packs of Newports a day without anyone finding out.

"I am so excited to give an up close and personal look at the next chapter in my life,” Kim said in a statement. Hopefully, she's just as excited about televising the inevitable divorce proceedings. Now, that might actually be fun to watch.

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Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann posed for this wedding picture for Life & Style magazine. The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Tweeted: "Our wedding photo!!!!!" wrote the new bride. "The best day of my life!!!!"

Kim told her fans that she's glad she "got to share this journey" with them. Zolciak told Life & Style that she woke up thinking that "This is the day I've waited my whole life for. I really do feel like I'm dreaming." You are honey! It's not gonna last. But good luck.

Nene Leakes invited Kandi Burruss and Cynthia Bailey to Miami. Nene says that she's gotta "get outta Haterville." Nene waves to the camera, saying, "Goodbye haters!" Why is it that she doesn't understand why she has haters?! Kandi and Cynthia are now in Atlanta, and the staff greets the ladies with some drinks outside of the lobby. Once the Housewives get to their hotel room, they're joking and laughing nonstop.

Kim Zolciak is at home upstairs while Kroy Biermann plans her birthday party downstairs. Kroy is kind of cute, but he has the personality of Kim Kardashian, which means he doesn't have one.

Phaedra Parks is still looking into opening her own funeral home.

At lunch, Kandi questions Nene and asks her if she told Sheree Whitfield that she's rich. Nene owns up to it, claiming that she is rich and "I sure did [tell Sheree I'm rich] and I am [rich]. It's a fact!" Nene says that Kim has influenced Sheree and turned Sheree against her. Kandi says that Nene has "this angry black woman side!"

When Nene is approached by a lesbian couple who tells her that it's lesbian pride week, Nene then puts herself on GLAAD's sh!tlist by saying: "I'm always confused about the lesbian girls. Some of 'em look very masculine and I be like 'Really? The girl is so rough and so masculine, why didn't you just go with a guy?!'"

Nene wants to check out a house in Miami because "these bitches are driving me crazy," Nene claims. Does Nene hold herself responsible for anything? She looks at a $9,000,000 house. Kandi is skeptical. She's not the only one!

The girls head to the beach and Nene says that Kandi's thighs "are HUGE!" Ouch. Naturally, while laying out at the beach, the women talk about sex.

Kandi says, "I need somebody that's gonna kiss both of my lips good. If you not gon do that, then you're wasting both of our time." Nene says that she's been with men who "weren't good kissers, but were good eaters." Kandi basically said the same thing as Nene, but Kandi's comments weren't crude because Kandi has tact.

Back in Atlanta, it seems that Nene wasn't being paranoid. Sheree and Kim meet up to talk sh!t about Nene. Sheree says that "Nene really needs to humble herself, cause as fast as you come up, you can come down. Just like on the stripper pole!" Remember Nene was a stripper?! That was a good one.