Kirstie Alley had a surprise for the judges on last night's Dancing With the Stars. After earning a near-perfect score of 27 in her first go-round, Kirstie took the floor in a loose, floor-length dress (a fat chick dress, if you will) and then ripped it off to reveal the new dancer's body she earned from a season's worth of training. The crowd was impressed and I was disturbed by my new-found desire to bang Kirstie Alley, but the judges left Kirstie with the lowest scores of the night.

That doesn't mean they were unimpressed, though. Kirstie's competition was just that stiff (as was I). Hines Ward and Chelsea Kane each wowed the audience and the judges' panel and both ended the night with a possible 59 out of 60 points. So, fan favorite Kirstie is in last place going into tomorrow night's finale. Of course, the winner will be decided by a combination of judges' scores and viewers' votes, so it's still anyone's game. Of course, if Kirstie loses, she can stop by my place and do the horizontal mambo any time. 

Tune in to ABC tonight at 8 pm to find out which celeb takes home the prize. 

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