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I personally think that the NOH8 campaign is as counterproductive as Peta. The celebrities used in the NOH8 ads are mostly all fag hags. Get some rappers and some politicians to stand behind the cause, and then the ads will have more of an impact.

Anyway, the Kardashian sisters have joined the campaign aiming to overturn Proposition 8, which bans gay marriage in California. All three of the girls made statements on why they wanted to become involved. Kourtney gave the best statement saying,

"Now that I am bringing a life into the world, the cause means that much more. I want my son to grow up in a world where love conquers hate. It's crazy to me that in today's modern world, the fight for same sex marriage is even an issue."

Kim Kardashian basically said "Stop the H8, people!" Deep.

And Khloe Kardashian said, "There should be no limitations as to who we choose to spend our lives with and there should be no outside parties helping to make these decisions for us. If someone had told me that I couldn’t marry Lamar, I would have told them to go F themselves!" SIGH!!!!! Not too long ago Khloe wouldn't be able to marry Lamar and not too long before that Lamar could be jailed or killed for even touching Khloe.

I'm sure the gays want to tell Carrie Prejean and many others "to go F themselves!" I understand that Khloe's trying to convey how violated she would feel if she weren't able to make that choice, but b*tch should just go F herself or Lamar instead. Kourtney made the most sense. Also, how over it does Kimmy look while holding that shirt?!!!!!

Lil Miss Delusional is talking about how some time apart from Reggie Bush made them both realize that they should be together.

Kim said, "We want to make it work, and the time off was really beneficial for the both of us."

Kim Kardashian contends that people need to take a break "sometimes" to see "how much they need each other and how much they really are compatible." I'm just doing some direct quotes, all! This b*tch has NO clue of how co-dependent she is.

Kim also said that she's trying to fly to all of Reggie Bush's football games this time around. Gawd bless her.

Here's some pictures of Kim, Kourtney, and Ciara at her 29th birthday party at TAO. Kim's mom and brother Robert were also in attendance. Kim pocketed an alleged $50k for having her bash there. Kimmy turns 29 on Oct. 21.

Baby fever has hit Kim Kardashian and she wants one of her own! But she didn't specify if she'll birth it herself or buy it from a third world country. There is a recession going on, so she could probably get a good deal.

Kim wrote on her website that she would like to have a baby but not right now. It's not like she has anyone to knock her up at the moment, so she doesn't have anything to worry about.

She also wrote about her experience baby shopping with her sister, Kourtney Kardashian.

It's really fun, but we have to stay neutral when you're shopping for a baby and you don't know what the sex of the baby is. I found that really hard..." Kim wrote. "I just wanted to to shop for pink or blue, haha! I want Kourt and Scott to find out already!!"

It's the spawn of Kourtney and man-whore Scott, does it really matter what it is? The kid is going to have slut DNA either way.

Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian grace the latest issue of Us Weekly and talk about breast feeding with implants.

I'm sure every man wants to fantasize about these hot chicks doing something else other than breast feeding right? Well I'm not giving you that satisfaction today. Ha ha!

"I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed?" Wilkinson, 24, tells Us Weekly in an exclusive joint interview with Kardashian, 30. "And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"

Adds Kardashian (who, like Wilkinson, is also due in December), "They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to."

Knocked up reality show star Kourtney Kardashian has admitted that she thought about aborting her baby.

She says she decided to go to her doctor and speak with him about it before making her decision to have an abortion and then did some research about abortions online.

"I looked online, and I was sitting on bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion. I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. I was just sitting there crying, thinking, 'I can't do that,'"

Kourtney said her reasons behind having an abortion were totally selfish and she also wanted to make the decision on her own without input from her sisters, or baby daddy Scott Disick.

It wasn't like I was raped, it's not like I'm 16. I'm 30 years old, I make my own money, I support myself, I can afford to have a baby. And I am with someone who I love, and have been with for a long time. I really wanted to think it through for myself, and not hear what my sisters were saying. I wanted it to be my decision."

Well I'm glad she decided to keep it. I'm not sure why she had to tell a magazine that she thought about aborting her kid, but I guess that just keeps her name in the news a little longer. I hope she doesn't go off and marry that jack*ss just because she's knocked up. He's a little weird looking man whore who's going to be banging other sluts once Kourtney gains 20 pounds.

It seemed like half of the last 2 seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians were about Kourtney wondering if Scott was putting his wang in other ladies.

Being pregnant is the most exciting thing to happen to Kourtney Boring Kardashian and she is milking it. Kourtney appeared on the Today Show this morning where she was asked who the father of her baby is. Kathie Lee tells her that her mother told Kourtney not to reveal him (it's her boyfriend Scott Disick) but Kourtney announces it anyway. Genius.

Kourtney also spoke with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show this morning where she said the following,

"There's so many times I'll forget to take my pill. I've done that several times and never really thought about it…I know, it's stupid."

As for the baby daddy's reaction, Kourtney said, "He was like way more like excited than I was. Like he definitely wasn't as nervous and scared."

Hells yeah Scott was excited that Kourtney Kardashian is knocked up. His loser a*s is the next Daddy Dude.

Kourtney Kardashian has no personality and she's talentless, but she also has a new reality show that debuts this Sunday. Naturally she has come out and announced that she's pregnant less than a week before her show premieres. She has been strategically keeping this from the media and she's already five months along.

Although Kourtney Kardashian looks like she's 18, she's actually 30 years old, which still trips me out. She's allegedly on-again with her loser boyfriend Scott Disick but refuses to confirm whether they're an item or not. When asked by reporters if they're together again, Kourtney said, "You're going to have to see on the show."

Kourtney also revealed how she found out she's expecting, "We were in the Everglades and I kept feeling nauseous and sick. I just kept thinking something wasn't right. ... I went to the doctor and he confirmed the news. I was just so shocked." Her mom is reportedly "very excited."

I would make fun of her for pulling an Elisabeth Hasselbeck and being shocked that she's knocked up, but I won't cause that could be me one day. These things happen. It's not like Kourtney's Jamie Lynn Spears' age or Bristol Palin's, so congrats! With a wealthy and close-knit family the size of the Kardashians, her kid is going to be so privileged which isn't always a bad thing.

Even though Kourtney Kardashian has a Twitter, a website, famous siblings and reality television cameras and accompanying network websites to promote her, the turnout for Kourtney's speed dating event was embarrassing.

Khloe and Kourt put together the event which was being filmed for their new reality show. The Hollywood Gossip sent a staff member to check it out and "date" lil ol' Kourtney Kardashian.

Here's some hilarious first-hand details of what went down:

There couldn't have been more than a dozen dudes there. Good move holding the event in the middle of a work day. Are you trying to only set Kourtney up with jobless losers, Khloe?!?

There were also two SWAT guys, one police officer and multiple bouncers present; the 10 of us, which included at least one obvious homeless person, were almost outnumbered.

Finally, the event began.

Oddly, Khloe came out a couple moments later and personally invited me inside. The girls seemed strangely excited to meet me, which I later discovered was due to the good word put in on my behalf by a Miami Herald reporter that I had befriended in line.

I stood across from the sisters. Kourtney quietly asked how I was doing. Before I even had a chance to smile, Khloe practically leaped over the table and asked: HOW'S YOUR PENIS?!? (It was growing more frightened by the second.)

Almost every question was asked by Khloe (Kourtney uttered the occasional "I like that" and no more) and almost every question was sexual in nature: What...  CONTINUED

"Kourtney and Khloe will be working on a new business together, possibly opening another store. They'll be looking for love and yes, Kim and the rest of the family will make cameo appearances."

First of all, I like Khloe. She has a personality, she's strong, tranny, weird looking, interesting. Khloe is the only one who should have her own show.

This is scary news though cause the E! network may be turning into VH1, Bravo and MTV (The Hills) - not knowing when to pull the plug on a good thing until it's too scripted, fake and repetitive to  hold interest.

While at LIV nightclub in Miami, D-list skanks Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian got upset that no one cared about them and their D-List status, so they began throwing money out to everyone.

"Money started falling from the ceiling!" exclaims one reveler at club LIV. "It just kept coming and coming, and when I looked up, I saw the Kardashians." The cash, which rained down in singles, totaled about $3,000.

These hoes probably don't carry $3k in one-dollar bills on 'em. And it's not like there's any room in their outfits to carry such a stash. The club was in on this. They possibly had to request that the club's staff give them the money to throw out, and then they could just put it on their tab. Maybe this had nothing to do with the crowd and more to do with Khloe's attempt to hook a man. She was just trying to get some dude to forget about her face and remember she has zeros in her checking account.