Kourtney Kardashian and Kim's fake reality show earns the folks at E! a lot of money. The season finale of Kourtney & Kim Take New York aired last Sunday and the broadcast was the highest rated in the entire series! Folks just had to tune in to see Kim doing the ugly cry!

"Kourtney & Kim Take New York, in which Kim Kardashian ponders divorce, scored the series’ highest-rated... averaging nearly 4.5 million total viewers. It was E!’s third-most-watched telecast in history."

Marrying and divorcing Kris Humphries for ratings paid off for Kimmy K! I'm not even gonna lie, I like to watch the Kardashian shows via reruns. They're like a friggin' pop culture staple at this point.

What better way is there to sell a pair of women's jeans than going topless? Seriously. The best denim ads feature topless women. Never needing a reason to get naked, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian went topless for a new ad for their Kardashian Kollection denim collection.

Kim blogged about the sexy photshoot. Kim said that she and her sisters "Decided to go natural" in their "favorite jeans."

Kimmy K thinks that the photo is "beautiful" and that her sisters "both look so stunning!"

Kardashian Kollection Denim promises to "hug your curves and compliment your figure while remaining affordable and comfortable to wear."

I love the photo! I guess that's what happens when one of the best photographers around takes your photo up against a plain white background.

There are plenty of positive female role models for young girls growing up in the 21st century: Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Bella Swan Hermione Granger, and of course - that trio of drooling famewhores known as the Kardashians.

In honor of the countless ways in which Kim and her sisters have enhanced our lives and culture, Mattel has announced a line of Barbie dolls modeled after the reality starlets. “The dolls will reflect the girls’ measurements and may even comes in Kardashian-designed outfits,” says a Mattel source. Real measurements?! Well, I guess Kim's @ss is no more implausible than the original Barbie's boobs. Does this mean the Khloe doll will be three feet long?

But the problem isn't the way the dolls are built or the fact that they'll sport boring, Kim-designed outfits, the real issue is the fact that the dolls suggest young girls should aspire to be like the Kardashians. Sure, there are worse role models (although, aside from Courtney Love or Sarah Palin, few come to mind), but should a bunch of privileged, opportunistic gold-diggers who have never held real jobs in their entire spoiled lives really be immortalized in doll form?

Mothers, don't teach your daughters that they should aspire to attain fame and fortune through sex tapes and high-profile marriages. God, I hope these get boycotted.

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Pam Behan used to work as a nanny, cook and personal assistant to Kris Jenner, Bruce and their massive family and she's writing a tell-all. Pam's book will focus on Kim, Kourtney Kardashian, Brody Jenner and his brother Brandon. Pam says that Brody and Brandon are "extremely spoiled and disrespectful." Now that's a shocker!

Pam has a "love/hate" relationship with Kris but a soft spot for Bruce, who helped her get out of a DUI.

This b!tch sounds like an opportunistic trainwreck but I don't care, even though Kim and Kourtney were reportedly very close to Pam. Everyone wants to take the Kardashians down. These twats have already made like half a billion dollars, they'll be fine after their empire crumbles.

Several agents are interested in Behan's book, but no official deal has been made yet.

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Scott Disick is allegedly seriously considering giving Kourtney Kardashian the boot and he plans to move back to New York. Episodes from scripted episodes of this season's Kourtney and Kim Take New York feature Scott and Kourtney's troubled relationship: they sleep in different beds, Kourtney has put Mason Dash Disick first, they're not having enough sex, etc.

In Touch Weekly reports that “unbeknownst to Kourtney, Scott has hatched a secret plan to ditch her, their son, Mason, 2, and the new baby – and move cross-country to New York.”

The tabloid claims that Scott has reached out to his old group of friends in NY and says that he wants to " start partying again and launch a club in the city.”

The magazine's source claims that Disick's relationship with Kourtney "isn't real" and that he's only with her "because he's getting paid."

I would say that the K-crew should sue In Touch Weekly over this rumor, but they're the ones who probably created it themselves! Scott is a very loving and proud father and you can tell that he's pretty crazy about Kourtney as well.

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A week before Star magazine wrote a story about The Kardashians allegedly using slave labor to make their sh!tty products, MSN Money reported that the public is not buying the K-sisters Kardashian Kollection. Let the backlash continue, baby!

Sears thought that the Kardashians would sell big. Sears had some products displayed on sale on Black Friday, but that didn't matter.

According to MSN: The products hardly brought in the gushing crowds that celebrity products usually attract. The electric Kardashian name failed to deliver. There are no signs of a turnaround at Sears, as the company continues to be in the red, posting losses in every quarter so far this year.

The Kardashian Kollection consists of dresses, shoes, jewelry, handbags, intimates, belts and sunglasses.

I haven't bought anything that has sh!t to do with the Kardashians, but I do watch their shows (only on repeat). These famewhores are goin' down! The Kardashians peaked with Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' sham wedding and it's been all downhill from there!

Because everyone already hates them enough, why not add a sweatshop scandal into the mix? Star magazine claims that various Kardashian clothing lines have been manufactured under horrible working conditions, but the family that exemplifies ‘fame-whoring as a genetic trait’ will not let this slide!

Instead of just flat-out denying the accusations, the family says they will be investigating the matter. Their rep tells Radar Online, “This is the first we are hearing about it and take it very seriously as we would never condone this. We are presently investigating the situation.”

Really, do they have any other option? The sad thing is, even if they have been using unethical sweatshops (given how most clothing is produced in the world, it’s probably true to some degree), the most the Kardashians will have to do is just say they won’t use those companies anymore. The rest of us will likely just accept it, and then forget about it once the next Kardashian scandal captures our attention.

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Star magazine has singled out the Kardashian twats, as though they're the only ones who use slave labor, giving the talentless reality stars some of their worst publicity yet! Star Magazine reports that children as young as 16 are working in awful conditions to manufacture merchandise for the K-Dash by Kardashian label, the Kris Jenner Kollection (who knew she had one), and ShoeDazzle.

TMZ reports: The institute for Global Labour and Human Rights confirms the Kardashians' products are produced in factories reeking of stench from sewage, with temperatures north of 100 degrees. Conditions in the factories that manufacture Kardashian products are "horrific."

Employees work up to 84 hours/ week and are compensating with $1/ hour.

Kris Jenner claims that she has visited factories in China and "nothing terrible" is going on.

Barabara Walters will reveal her annual list of the year's most fascinating people tonight on ABC, and while we don't know who she picked to be number one yet, one selection is already generating a good deal of controversy.

Walters named the Kardashian sisters three of 2011's most interesting celebs, and apparently, people are pissed. "Whether you like or don’t like it the Kardashians were a controversial choice, ”Walters said in a recent interview. “We did Jersey Shore last year and no one objected. [The Kardashians] strike a different chord.”

Yep. More hated than the cast of Jersey Shore. That's how low the Kardashians have sunk. I don't fault Barbara for placing them on the list though. They are fascinating - in the same way a 30-car pileup on the freeway is fascinating.

The interviewer also asked Walters if she thought the Kardashians' fame would last beyond 2011. “I really don’t know what the future is for the Kardashians,” she replied. “What happens next in their future and life I can’t say.” Barbara is a legendary journalist, but she's also a notorious @ss-kisser. When she refuses to give a straight answer when asked about the future of your career, it basically means she thinks your career is ovah!

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Kourtney & Kim Take New York dropped a tenth of a point from the season premiere, which aired the week before, but the K-sisters still managed to lead all cable shows Sunday!

Season 1 bootylicious promo shots

The second episode of Kim and Kourtney's show chronicles the unraveling of Kim's marriage to Kris Humphries, in the way that Kim wants the story to be told. Kim was seen fighting with Kris on the premiere episode, and things apparently didn't change any on last Sunday's show.

It seems that people are still interested in the Kardashians. All I want for Christmas is some worthy hoes to blog about, hoes that can at least bring the LOLs, like Snooki.