Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian is the oldest Kardashian sister and she looks the most like her younger sister, Kim. Kourtney Kardashian is the mother of Mason Dash Disick, her son with Scott Disick. Mason looks nothing like Scott, which is good. Kourtney will probably marry her "douchelord" baby daddy.

Adam Levine 'Doesn't Give a Sh!t About the Kardashians!'

Adam Levine is a talented singer-songwriter with a thriving career of his own, but like Jon Hamm, he was asked about the Kardashians for some random reason. Levine appeared on the "Kyle & Jackie O Show" in Australia when he was asked if he watches "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

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"My life is beautiful because I don’t.  don’t need to watch someone go to the f**king supermarket, who gives a s**t? Why would you ever care about that, you can go do that yourself!"

Adam explains that he's not living his life on TV by appearing on The Voice and he's just "doing [his] job."

More than 3 million people tuned into the season 7 premiere of the show Adam was asked about. At least 10 times that amount of people completely agree with Adam!

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7 Ratings Up 16%

Remember that Boycott Kim Kardashian website? Looks like that was worth it. The premiere of season 7 of Keeping Up With the Fame Addicts premiered Sunday night on E! and it looks like the Kardashians have kept their fan base in tact, fake marriages, scripted scenes, homewrecking and all!

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Kim's face looks awful! Kourtney remains adorable.

Nearly 3 million people tuned into the premiere on Sunday night. Khloe Kardashian refused to take a paternity test and Kanye West allegedly made an appearance.

Ratings were up a very impressive 16% since last season's premiere and the coveted 18-49 year-old demographic comprised of 1.5 million viewers on Sunday. This is why the Kardashian Klan just inked a very lucrative new deal with E! As long as people keep tuning in, they're worth it.

Old "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" House Destroyed

The famous Hidden Hills Keeping Up with the Kardashians home, which we saw for a good five seasons on-screen, was sold to an undisclosed TV producer, and has now pretty much been torn to the ground. That must have been a fun day.

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The house’s new owner had the house taken apart and all the pieces donated to Habitat for Humanity, including the roof. This means that pieces of the Kardashians will be strewn across the country, a part of unsuspecting families’ homes, perhaps smelling of the faint hint of Kris Jenner's desperation and Kim Kardashian's fake eyelash glue.

In its place, the homeowner is building a modern, industrial house that won’t look like it came from Seventh Heaven. If he’s going for less wholesome vibes (HA!), he’s certainly succeeding. The only piece of the house he kept was the stripper pole. It is to become a coat rack. LOL.

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: Wedding Coming to E!

Kourtney Kardashian has no problem letting her sisters get married first while she and Scott Disick just make babies. She has sworn off marriage on her reality shows because Scott plays a "villain" character cause the script writers couldn't come up with something better.

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But with a daughter on the way, it's time for Scott and Kourt to make it official now instead of going the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie route.

A source tells In Touch that Kourtney and Scott's wedding will take place at Joe Francis' house. Joe is a longtime friend of the K-family.

“They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV." The couple will reportedly reveal their engagement “in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner.” That's a given! Congratulations to the happy couple. I think Kourtney's the only one who won't get divorced, possibly because Scott's packing heat.

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Kardashian Family Signs $40 Million Dollar Deal With E!

Well, if you were hoping you'd be done hearing about Kim Kardashian by the end of 2012, you'd better hope that Mayan prophecy is right, because the way things look now, Kimmy K and her slightly less obnoxious family are here to stay.

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The Kardashian klan reached a $40 million dollar deal with the E! network yesterday that will extend the contracts of the entire family for another three seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Despite the fact that by that time America (and Kanye West) will probably have moved on to some other big-bootied gold-digger, E! is going all in with the kind of huge money deal usually reserved for franchise quarterbacks.

And what are they getting for their dollar? The exclusive rights to all of the Kardashians (Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Bruce and Kris Jenner get the majority of the cash while everyone else...eh, screw everyone else), and most of their hangers-on, with the exception of Scott Disick, who reportedly insisted on striking a separate deal for himself and his son, Mason.

Avoiding marrying into this dysfunction-fest and insisting on a separate contract? Looks like Scott might be as smart as he is greasy. Take note, Yeezy.

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Kardashian Home Kollection Ad: All Kovered Up

The three oldest Kardashian fame whores have made a Kardashian Kollection for your home, which will be sold exclusively at Sears. To promote their new line, they stripped down and wrapped themselves up in blankets, or they're wearing clothes but it looks like they have nothing on underneath the blankets.

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Kim and Khloe are in the purple Spanish Harlem throw and Kourtney is in the New York Dreamer throw. The collection is currently available. The strange thing about celebs making sh!t like clothing lines, and in this case a home collection, is you know that these twats have expensive taste and they would never use their own products for themselves, which begs the question, why should we?

The Kardashians 'Lady Marmalade' Video: WTF?

The Kardashian/Jenner clan is always coming up with new and awful interesting ways to grab the attention of everyone with the misfortune to have an Internet connection. Now that every D-lister with a SAG card has a sex tape online, mom/PR Witch, Kris Jenner, had to think of a new way for her daughters to make people uncomfortable.


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"How about if one of my teenage daughters invites the grown men of the world into her bedroom with the power of song?" Kris must have thought while hatching her evil plan for the above video.  It's mostly the kind of lip-syncing stupidity that most families would make as a joke, but not post online. Ya know...because most families aren't made up of shameless famewhores.

So the Kardashians think they're hot and want everyone to look at them. Nothing new there. But there are two parts of this video that have a high "WTF?!" factor, even by Kardashian standards: 1.) Kendall Jenner is 16 years old. The sight of her singing "Voulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir" ("Would you like to sleep with me tonight?") with her mom standing nearby is beyond creepy. 2.) They really decided to close it out with a grainy shot of Kim writhing around on a bed? Haven't we seen enough of that?

Kardashian Kollection Swimwear Bikini Ad Released

The Kardashians continue to come up with more ways to make money off their dumb fans. Their latest venture is a line of swimwear. Bruno Schiavi is the co-creator (the designer who puts the designs together while the K-sisters cash their checks). He posted the photo below on his Facebook page today.

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Khloe Kardashian posted the following message, along with the photo: "OMG how fab is this new ad for Kardashian Kollection lingerie?!? Nothing makes me feel sexier, plus it's all so comfy! Killing two birds with one stone! LOL."

Since when have bikinis been uncomfortable?! Moving on, I bet this krap is overpriced, just like all of the other Kardashian krap. They all look like their wearing lingerie, not swimwear.

New Kardashian Kollection Intimates Ad: Photoshop Nightmare

The new ad for the Kardashian Kollection lingerie line that isn't selling well at Sears, allegedly, is out. Kim's waist looks especially tiny and she's hiding her cellulite with her arm and how she positioned her body. Kourtney Kardashian looks a bit orange, and then there's Khloe Kardashian, whose face is suddenly no longer symmetrical.

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Khloe's hairline on the left side of her face is lower than the right side and her right eye was raised higher than her left eye!

Just because Khloe is the half-sister doesn't mean that editors shouldn't spend as much time Photoshopping and airbrushing her a*s. Khloe is like the red-headed stepchild who could totally kick your a*s if you talk sh!t to her. I bet she could take down staff at Sears.

Kardashian Sisters Sued for $5 Million in QuickTrim Lawsuit

Some angry people in New York say that QuickTrim's main ingredient is caffeine and that the Kardashian sisters did not lose weight by taking the dangerous pills. The lawsuit says: "The FDA has determined [caffeine] is not a safe or effective treatment for weight control."

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The Kardashians began promoting the product in 2009 and they've done commercials, talked about QuickTrim in magazines, and have made several mentions about the product on websites like Twitter.

The plaintiffs say that they only purchased QuickTrim products because of the Kardashians' false claims. They want $5 million in damages.

Well, $5 million is nothing to the Kardashian whores, but this lawsuit is bad for their brand, so it's a win-win for everyone, especially the people who will probably be paid thick if the Kardashians pay them off.

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