In Touch has been running stories on the Kardashians for weeks now, but when a negative story leaks about Scott Disick, I tend to believe it.

Scott Disick doesn't even push the baby stroller. Chivalry at its best.

I do believe that the Kardashians, with the exception of Khloe Kardashian, are too boring to garner big numbers and Scott Disick is "acting" like a villain for ratings, but he's still a nightmare.

Kourtney Kardashian, 30, moved to Miami for Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami season 2 - a show that is bound to be entirely scripted considering that Kourtney's a new mom and Khloe's a Mrs. The last thing they both want to do is get drunk, hunt for men or start fights.

Anyway, Scott, 26,  isn't exactly a great father. Gasp! Scott has been leaving most of the parenting and work responsibilities to an exhausted Kourtney. During their first week in Miami, a pal reveals, Scott went out to clubs almost every night while Kourtney stayed home with Mason.

“He is the same guy he’s always been. He still parties. He still flirts. Nothing has changed for him.”

Scotty was also spotted flirting with a group of cougars at a hotel pool on March 6. Kourtney, you've found yourself a real winner. The only time the two are reportedly together is "when they're filming their reality show or being photographed." Well at least Scott's playing along.

Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend and baby daddy Scott Disick, 26, hosted The Dash Fashion Show at Jet nightclub in Las Vegas on Friday.

It looks like Kourtney has lost the 40 pounds of baby weight and she is looking gorgeous. If only I could say Scott, the man that would make me go lesbian in a nano second if he were attached to the last penis on the planet, looks good too. I've wanted to write a post about Scott, but I don't know where to begin or where to end. Everything about him irritates me. When it comes to Scott, there are no words. In order to describe him, you seriously just have to pull a Khloe Kardashian and just call him "douchelord." That's a start.

OK! Magazine has the right title because most of its cover stories make you roll your eyes and say 'okayeeeeee.' Well Kourtney Kardashian did more than that after seeing the magazine's latest "exclusive" feature.

Kourtney Tweeted: One of those weeklies got it wrong again…they didn’t have an exclusive with me. And I gained 40 pounds while pregs, not 26…But thanks! She also said, "They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not."

It's refreshing to see a woman stand up and say that she's bigger than she appears to look on the cover of a magazine, even if it's a tabloid. While OK's cover and interview may be fake, let us not pretend that we won't see Kourtney on the cover of a magazine after she loses weight, all. And I will end this post here before I get on my soapbox. Thanks for speaking out, Kourtney! :)

Kourtney Kardashian posed for a photoshoot with her adorable newborn son, Mason Dash Disick.

He's so precious! Mason was born on December 14th and he's the first child for Kourtney and her boyfriend Scott Disick. Oh ya, Scott may not be the baby daddy, but that's doubtful. I'm not exactly Scott's #1 fan, but Kourtney and Scotty make some cute babies!

After Kourtney Kardashian dumped Scott Disick after she caught him allegedly cheating on her, she hooked up with a hot model and rapper named Premo (real name Michael Girgenti).

Michael, 23, may be the father of little Mason Dash Disick. "Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He's definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby."

When Michael was asked if he could be the baby daddy he said, "You could say that, yeah." Well I hope Michael is the father because the baby is not only more likely to be cuter, but Mike actually has a career. WTF does Scott do besides whine, flirt and have unprotected sex?

Kourtney Kardashian, 30, and Scott Disick, 26, are proud parents of newborn son Mason Dash Disick. Mason weighed 7 lbs, 6 oz., and 19.5 inches. He was born this morning at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles.

Kourtney announced that she was pregnant in August, a week before her show Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami premiered on E! She then continued to milk her pregnancy for months by doing handfuls of interviews about topics like wanting to breastfeed with breast implants.

At first Kourtney considered having an abortion, she later was thrilled to be preggers, saying, "I love being pregnant. I feel like it's going by too fast. It is the best thing that's happened to me. It's such a spiritual thing happening in your body, and it's what your body is made for."

Kourtney said she runs around "naked all day at home," because she likes "seeing" her pregnant body. She also said she plans on losing weight via QuickTrim. There goes another Life & Style cover put to waste. Congrats to Kourtney!!!!! And congrats to Scott for being a loser with the golden ticket.

Mason has been pimped out from the womb. Bring on those baby pics!

I personally think that the NOH8 campaign is as counterproductive as Peta. The celebrities used in the NOH8 ads are mostly all fag hags. Get some rappers and some politicians to stand behind the cause, and then the ads will have more of an impact.

Anyway, the Kardashian sisters have joined the campaign aiming to overturn Proposition 8, which bans gay marriage in California. All three of the girls made statements on why they wanted to become involved. Kourtney gave the best statement saying,

"Now that I am bringing a life into the world, the cause means that much more. I want my son to grow up in a world where love conquers hate. It's crazy to me that in today's modern world, the fight for same sex marriage is even an issue."

Kim Kardashian basically said "Stop the H8, people!" Deep.

And Khloe Kardashian said, "There should be no limitations as to who we choose to spend our lives with and there should be no outside parties helping to make these decisions for us. If someone had told me that I couldn’t marry Lamar, I would have told them to go F themselves!" SIGH!!!!! Not too long ago Khloe wouldn't be able to marry Lamar and not too long before that Lamar could be jailed or killed for even touching Khloe.

I'm sure the gays want to tell Carrie Prejean and many others "to go F themselves!" I understand that Khloe's trying to convey how violated she would feel if she weren't able to make that choice, but b*tch should just go F herself or Lamar instead. Kourtney made the most sense. Also, how over it does Kimmy look while holding that shirt?!!!!!

Lil Miss Delusional is talking about how some time apart from Reggie Bush made them both realize that they should be together.

Kim said, "We want to make it work, and the time off was really beneficial for the both of us."

Kim Kardashian contends that people need to take a break "sometimes" to see "how much they need each other and how much they really are compatible." I'm just doing some direct quotes, all! This b*tch has NO clue of how co-dependent she is.

Kim also said that she's trying to fly to all of Reggie Bush's football games this time around. Gawd bless her.

Here's some pictures of Kim, Kourtney, and Ciara at her 29th birthday party at TAO. Kim's mom and brother Robert were also in attendance. Kim pocketed an alleged $50k for having her bash there. Kimmy turns 29 on Oct. 21.

Baby fever has hit Kim Kardashian and she wants one of her own! But she didn't specify if she'll birth it herself or buy it from a third world country. There is a recession going on, so she could probably get a good deal.

Kim wrote on her website that she would like to have a baby but not right now. It's not like she has anyone to knock her up at the moment, so she doesn't have anything to worry about.

She also wrote about her experience baby shopping with her sister, Kourtney Kardashian.

It's really fun, but we have to stay neutral when you're shopping for a baby and you don't know what the sex of the baby is. I found that really hard..." Kim wrote. "I just wanted to to shop for pink or blue, haha! I want Kourt and Scott to find out already!!"

It's the spawn of Kourtney and man-whore Scott, does it really matter what it is? The kid is going to have slut DNA either way.

Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian grace the latest issue of Us Weekly and talk about breast feeding with implants.

I'm sure every man wants to fantasize about these hot chicks doing something else other than breast feeding right? Well I'm not giving you that satisfaction today. Ha ha!

"I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed?" Wilkinson, 24, tells Us Weekly in an exclusive joint interview with Kardashian, 30. "And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"

Adds Kardashian (who, like Wilkinson, is also due in December), "They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to."