The king of all douche bags may be the latest star of his own sex tapes. According to Life & Style, Kourtney Kardashian's sh*teous boyfriend Scott Disick was more of a self-centered @ss munch before he met Kourtney and belonged to a fake gang called the 'Scummers'. He also had pals hide in his closet and video tape his sex romps with women.

“Scott and all his close friends were in this fake ‘gang’ called the Scummers. They would do all these really awful things together. When he was hooking up with a girl in bed, his friends would be in the closet, videotaping what was going on. Sometimes, his friends would jump out of the closet. He’d try to let them join in.”

The source who aired out Scott's dirty laundry to Life & Style, also believes the sex tapes still exist at a friend's apartment in NYC. Nobody in their right mind would pay Scott for his sex tapes. Who wants to watch Scott practice his GQ faces in the mirror while he's ball smacking some girls forehead? Not I.

When will Kourtney ever smarten up and dump him?

Kourtney Kardashian does not have much going on upstairs. Her baby daddy is a "douchelord" as Khloe Kardashian calls him and she thinks that's totally fine and that everyone needs to just relax. Of course the Kardashian shows are scripted; but like all scripted reality shows, the entire show is not scripted.

Conversations are completely set up and I love to watch reality TV stars go, "So what's going on with....." They were told to ask about something and the person they're asking a question to was told to answer it in a certain way. It is the reactions of reality TV stars that make them fun to watch. The looks that come across the faces of reality stars have nothing to do with any acting ability. Reactions are the only real portion of reality shows. Just like The Bachelorette's Ali Fedotowsky said, she has to re-shoot eating and drinking scenes which revolve around conversations (conversations on reality TV are fake).

If Scott Disick is following E!'s script and just being a villain, the script would never call for him to do some of the things he does like: Getting into drunken brawls with various people, shoving money down a waiter's throat, showing Kourtney's friend his bare penis just because... Still, Kourtney doesn't get it. Scott isn't even attractive, she is so sad. Scott brings the drama when there are so many other men out there who wouldn't treat her like crap, but she adores him.

Here's what Kourtney, 31, told People magazine over the weekend about douchelord: “He’s very loving and sensitive. Scott’s obviously not a monster. [Scott's] doing fantastic [as a father]. I love watching him with Mason. It’s fun to see them together.”

I wonder where this f*ckship will go. I don't really see Scott marrying Kourtney, but you know her dumb a*s thinks that's in the works. We'll see.

I hate these 'Let's show everyone we're hot b*tches!' staged paparazzi photoshoots at the beach. You always know it's bullsh*t cause the main attention whore in the water tends to be done up in full makeup while wearing sunglasses, heels, a Louis Vuitton bag, sporting dry hair, and holding a chihuahua. The sun doesn't even have to be out, either, cause sometimes you just have to work with the paps' schedule and be happy that they've penciled you in. Makes you wonder how long these photoshoots take.

Kimmy knows a lot about the paparazzi. They keep her famous and they show up when she goes for yogurt with Justin Bieber. Kourtney Kardashian also works my nerves, but that doesn't stop me from watching Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami or Keeping Up With the Kardashians, cause scripted reality TV can be good.

Also, I never knew that Kim Kardashian's waist was SO tiny. Insider "secret," well it's not really that big of a deal, but I'll hype it: Some female celebrities remove some of their ribs to cinch in their waist so they'll appear smaller. Hmmm...

Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian's reality show is one of the best on TV. There, I typed it. It's all good fun. It's scripted, but whateva, it's pretty funny and interesting and sometimes that's all you want in a reality show, right?

Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami has been so successful that the other Kardashians are moving outta state. OK magazine confirmed the news on Tuesday. Kourtney's douchelord boyfriend Scott Disick is from NYC and he has said that he wants to move back there with Kourtney.

Last night was the huge premiere for 'Eclipse' in Los Angeles last night and there was no shortage of celebrities on hand for the event. Nikki Reed looked gorgeous but when I saw her dress the first thing I thought of was Bjork's hideous swan dress. There's a small resemblance here!

I'm not sure what Robert Pattinson's stylist was thinking when they put him in a ridiculous maroon suit but I'm sure Twihards thought he looked fabulous no matter what.

Check out more photos of the Eclipse cast and plenty of other celebrities from the premiere below and after the jump!

In its new issue, Life & Style magazine claims that Kourtney Kardashian, 31, got smart and dumped Scott Disick, 28. Odd. Kourt just threw her greasy baby daddy a birthday party days ago.

Scott and Kourtney celebrated on May 28. Kourtney said she may have more kids with Scott.

Kourtney does not know how to flirt and Scott Disick may be her best option. She's boring and she's no good at being single, therefore staying with Scott seems like a good choice, especially now that he's knocked her up.

It looks like Scott is a big part of season 2 of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. I watch the show for Khloe Kardashian and the Kim Kardashian appearances. Season 2 looks like a reality TV scriptwriter's dream come true: There's no shortage of drama!

Because the dark-skinned Armenian is pale as a ghost, Kim Kardashian now has her own self-tanning solution!

The Kardashian Glamour Tan will be sold at Sephora stores nationwide and on Sephora's website. Kim said, "My sisters and I are all about getting the perfect tan without harming our skin. We're always on the lookout for the best self-tanner, so we thought we'd create the perfect formula and share it with everyone else."

WTF is "the perfect tan," cause Kim is naturally bronzed and she goes to the beach and lays out to get more color. She doesn't use this crap and her siblings don't either. Kourtney Kardashian is also naturally dark and Khloe Kardashian remains fairly pale.

Considering all her diet products, Bebe clothing, jewelry line, calendars, and beauty products, things are going well for Kimmy K. Her quest to rape your checking account continues.

I'm a bit of a reality TV junkie, and Khloe Kardashian is a part of my addiction. She's the fun loving, brutally honest, and only Kardashian with a personality. Her older sister Kourtney Kardashian also stars in Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami and Kim Kardashian appears in quite a few episodes too, natch.

The girls are back for another fun filled scripted reality TV season. Check out the trailer for season 2.

This photo is amazing! I wanna hire an airbrush painter artist person to live in my house and paint me whenever I'm drunk enough to give him the green light. Good thing Kourtney Kardashian lost all her baby weight! And thank gawd for airbrushing. Kourt and the only Kardashian with a personality were covered in body paint for a sexy new Dash promo poster.

Khloe Kardashian says that she went to Miami to revamp their Dash store and she and Kourt worked hard to do just that. Khloe says the store has "never looked so good" and she wanted to promote it by getting airbrushed.

Nick Saglimbeni was the photographer and I think he did an incredible job. Everything just turned out beautifully. It literally took ALL day but it was so worth it. Our airbrushing adventures were captured in an [sic] brand spanking new episode of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami. WOOOHOOOOOOO so excited!!!

... Okay, so this pic isn't to celebrate the work that you know Khloe and Kourt didn't put into the store, but the scriptwriters at E! came up with the idea for ratings! It's a great altered photo. My personal airbrush painter person is going to need to have Photoshop installed on his computer too. I am now accepting applications.

Kris Jenner said that there's "no place" for Scott Disick "in our family," but she's suddenly accepting that he is the father of her first grandchild. Aha moment!

Kourtney Kardashian's mom seems to have a change of heart. Kris attended Chelsea Handler's Bang Bang book release party in Beverly Hills yesterday and she sounded sympathetic toward her daughter's baby daddy.

Kris said, "I think he is trying to be a good dad, trying to be a good boyfriend. It's a lot to handle when you have a brand-new baby, no matter what your situation is. I admire him for being a great dad and for working hard at his relationship with Kourtney."

I think it's cheap to say the father of an infant is a "great dad" when there's still a lifetime worth of effort he should put in in order to truly be a good parent. I still predict a Scott and Kourtney break up in the works. After that happens, then we'll be able to determine whether or not he has truly matured and stepped up to the plate.