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During the trailer for the sixth season of The Hills, Kristin Cavallari says that sex with ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner was "very vanilla." Sounds like a snooze fest. When E! asked Kristen what she meant she said, "We just...didn't really do anything out of the box."

Brody Jenner was asked about Kristin's comments and he responded with, "I laugh at that, and you'll laugh too once you see the rest of the season. I take the high road, but she was obviously just bitter about something."

Honestly, I think they both suck in bed! They're both arrogant idiots who probably think you should be thanking God that they've allowed you to get close enough to get a whiff of their farts. People like that make for selfish lovers, so I'm thinking they both suck equally - figuratively and literally.

To all those John Player fans that didn't wanna think John Mayer would go for a much younger, ditsy reality TV star, think again.

Earlier this month a rumor surfaced that Kristin Cavallari and John Player were engaging in a two-year f*ckship and they were ready to go public. John shot the rumors down with his signature hilarity via Twitter and we all didn't talk about it again. But with a new season of The Hills to promote, Kristin is talking about John.

The Hills star is now saying he asked her out -- and she declined.

"I just feel like I don't need to be another notch on his belt," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday. But there's no hard feelings.

"I think he's a really nice guy..." Cavallari, 22, said of the singer, 31.

I don't think Kristin's that grounded. She may not have given John the cookie, but I'm sure he's had himself a few crumbs. "He's a really nice guy" is sometimes code for 'he's a giver in bed.'

I guess someone actually could pay me enough to put my life on camera for the world to see. My scripted life, that is. The Hills cast members actually make really good money!

Check it:

Kristin Cavallari pockets $90k/ episode

Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth are paid $100k/episode

Heidi Montag gets $100k/episode

Spencer Bratt gets $65k/episode

Brody Jenner gets the least - $45k/ episode

And Lauren Conrad was paid $125k/episode!!!!

MTV is obvioulsy making like ATM robbers to be paying the cast this much. The show is still successful, which makes ya wonder if there's any end in sight.

I was totally worried John Mayer had jumped the shark by dating Kristin Cavallari, but he put those rumors to rest. It was perfect timing for the rumor since Kristin will be starring on The Hills this season.

I thought John made it pretty clear in his tweets that they never did the horizontal mambo; but Kristin wanted to remind us again that they never hooked up.

"I literally met John one time for five minutes. I am single, I'll tell you that. I'm 22. Why have a boyfriend? I'm having fun."

In true celebrity fashion, if you hug someone, you had sex with them. Wouldn't it be awesome if sex was that easy? Just put your arms around somebody and you shoot a load or wet your panties! Life would be so good.

The John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari dating rumor did seem far fetched, but considering what a slut John Player is, we all believed it. 

Being the humorous cocky jerk that he is, John denied Kristin Cavallari hookup rumors by posting the following Tweets yesterday.

"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis,"

"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."

"My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."

"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."

Dammit, I've already forgiven him for being a douche! John's tweet about bartling her James is hysterical.

Yep, I definitely didn't see this one coming! John Mayer is losing market value by dating a reality star!

According to Janet Charlton, Kristin Cavallari and John Mayer have been knockin' boots for 2 years.

Our source says that Kristin was hesitant to date John publicly because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on. Recently their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are actually considering going public.

This means he was poking Kristin at the same time he was dating Jennifer Aniston. Oh John Mayer you dirty dog, you! You've completely jumped off my wet dream list now that you're downgrading to C-listers.

Kristin Cavallari once said that she's done with reality TV because she wants to do films. Now the former reality star realizes that her personal reality doesn't look so bright; returning to the small screen is her only hope for remaining tabloid fodder.

MTV is lucky that Kristin co-signed on this. And as much as Kristin's return is a great move, MTV's hopes shouldn't be too high. The Hills is tired and fake and the fanbase is dwindling. I hope producers aren't expecting too much from Kristin. 

Heidi, Spencer, Stephanie and Audrina weigh in after the jump Continue Reading...

I love Kristin Cavallari the best out of all the twats from Laguna Beach and The Hills. But I've already written The Hills off last season and I have no idea of what scripted crap has been going on in their fake worlds. Now it's official that Kristin Cavallari will return to her reality TV roots, replacing Lauren Conrad. Sigh. I think I'm gonna have to watch this nonsense.

Kristin said, 

“I’m not going into it like, ‘I’m going to make great friendships with these people.’ It’s work! And drama sells. I think that’s why they’re bringing me in, because I know what works.”

“I’m a completely different person than Lauren. I have a lot more energy. I’m more outgoing. I’m a little more spontaneous.”

Cavallari’s first appearance will be on the May 31 season finale, where she catches the bouquet at Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s wedding.

The 22-year-old bad girl says she will be more than game to stir the Hills pot — all in the interest of making good television.

When asked if MTV producers are plotting a potential relationship with Justin Bobby, the blonde bombshell laughed. “I have no idea…but they might try and set up situations,” she says. “I’m totally cool with that. Again, it’s a TV show and they need to make it entertaining.”

"OMIGOD JESSICA! Let's have an 80s party!" That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture of Kristin Cavallari going to her birthday party.

The former Laguna Beach star had a 80s themed party for her birthday. Kristin was decked out in pink tights and leg warmers.

Back in the Laguna Beach days I was team LC, but when I recently went back and watched the first two seasons I found myself really loving K.Cav. She was a girl that knew what she wanted. I can respect that. Especially considering that Lauren Conrad is the exact opposite and never ever makes any decisions. WAH!

Kristin Cavallari was on two seasons of "Laguna Beach." Laguna Beach for typing out loud!! Heh. And she manages to party with Paris Hilton, Kardashian dumbasses, date the hotties, and show up to every friggin event in Hollyweird. She's not even hot and refuses to get breast implants. What's up with this? How does she do it?

Everyone seems to like Kristin, yet another reason why Lauren Conrad sucks. All she has is droopy eyed Audrina and a BlackBerry as friends.