Hugh Hefner can cut back on his Viagra prescription now that the twins are moving out of the mansion. His third girlfriend Crystal Harris won't have to worry about getting left over vag when she gets freaky with Papa Hefner.
Karissa and Kristina Shannon are moving out of the main mansion and will make the playmate house their residence instead. Hef says the girls want to focus on doing more promotional work for Playboy and that he's the one who came up with the idea for them to move out, but I think they're just tired of changing his diaper.
"They've been hanging out with a lot of the other Playmates and they see these girls traveling across the country to do promotion," he said. "They would like to be doing that, too. They will now be friends, but they won't be defined as the girlfriends."
This means Crystal gets Hef's old age spotted, prune juiced *ss all to herself. She must be thrilled and feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
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