Lady Gaga freakin' loves the Super Bowl. In addition to tweeting all about her fondness for the big game in the week leading up to it, the singer celebrated the Giants victory over the Patriots by hiding her boobs with a football. Seriously.

This a a shot taken by famous perv/photographer Terry Richardson, who recently gave us the nearly-nude Lindsay Lohan photos that no one asked for. No word on the inspiration for this pic, but it would appear that the Mother Monster loves sports, loves leather, and hates PETA. I feel like if you asked Gaga to name the quarterback of either team, she'd probably guess Lebron James or Babe Ruth, but I'm not complaining. I'll take a topless Gaga over a million freckle-cleavaged Lohans.

Lady Gaga is getting ready to launch an entire website dedicated to her Little Monsters. Now if this isn't narcissism in its most shameless form, than I don't know what is. Keep in mind that Gaga already has a Facebook, Twitter and official website where she can connect with fans.

Now fans have a new place to worship their favorite attention whore. Littlemonstersis expected to be huge. Backplane, a company Gaga is invested in, is backing the project.

Lady Gaga may not seem like the typical football fan but she's looking forward to Sunday's big game for three reasons: beer, dudes in spandex, and a halftime show from her mentor/homegirl Madonna.

In a surprisingly non-weirdo tweet, the singer wrote, "Looking forward to seeing the Super Bowl! The halftime show will be wonderful I'm sure. An excuse to drink beer + watch boys in tights. #yes." Okay, so talking about "seeing the Super Bowl" is a bit like asking, "Who's winning the match?" a la Zoolander, but this down to earth tweet demonstrates why Gaga has remained so consistently popular. She knows when to rein in the weirdness and just be Stefani from the Lower East Side.

That said, no Giants love from a lifelong NYC girl? I best not find out she's got a thing for Tom Brady like every other female football fan on the planet!

Apparently, Lady Gaga and Snooki have more in common than an affinity for jaw-dropping public behavior - they both want to get knocked up...and only an Italian baby daddy will do.

In an interview with a Spanish radio station today, the Mother Monster revealed that her biological clock is ticking and she has firm plans for starting a family. "I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor," Gaga said, avoiding the topic of how her decidedly non-Italian boyfriend Taylor Kinney feels about this decision. 

The European press followed up on this surprising revelation by hounding Italian fertility clinics to find out if Gaga had been in touch with them. The country's leading artificial insemination expert said only, "I don't talk about my patients."

Stefani sounds pretty certain about her decision, but this is a woman who can't make it through an award show on fewer than 8 outfits. She doesn't have the longest attention span, is what I'm saying. The fact that she already knows what nationality she wants the kid to be makes it seem like she's thinking of a baby as just another fashion accessory. My guess is, if Taylor wants to distract her from her latest goal, he could just buy her a bedazzled greyhound or a parrot that knows all the words to "Born This Way."

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Taylor Kinney and Lady Gaga have been dating for about six months now, and all seems to be going well, except for one thing - Taylor is getting sick of the 24/7 lunacy of Gagaworld.

According to In Touch Weekly, Taylor has grown tired of Gaga constantly trying to maintain an image for her fans and has asked her to just relax and act like a normal girlfriend now and then. “Gaga started living and breathing her character 24/7 because she felt her fans wanted that,” says a source close to the couple. Apparently, Taylor put up with it at first, but has spoken out now that he feels a bit more comfortable in the relationship.

Personally, I'm all for Gaga taking her man's advice and toning it down a bit. The act is getting old and at this point, the most shocking thing Stefani could do would be to allow herself to get photographed in jeans and a t-shirt. Do it, Gaga! It would totally blow our minds!

Lady Gaga is singing the lyrics of her hit song "Judas" on this recording and I guess you could say that her vocals were not up to par. Stefani Germanotta is out of breath and she has no range, she's off key, and she sounds like sh!t.

This recording could have been doctored, natch, cause Gaga always sounds great live. But let's be real, it's not like Gaga is into sobriety either. A sober Gaga wouldn't sound like this, so I'm not even trippin'. Gaga's voice on a day to day basis is impressive, even with her insane tour schedule. Click HERE to make your ears bleed.

Apparently, Snooki's love of make-up-caked queens of the gay community doesn't end with her boyfriend, Jionni Lavalle. According to a recent tweet, Snooks also has a thing for Lady Gaga, and the Mother Monster better watch her back or she'll end up forcibly smushed.

"Is @ladygaga in la? Cuz I'd like to rape her before I leave," read the tweet that hopefully had Gaga beefing up her security. Snooks love of the ladies has been well-documented in past episodes of Jersey Shore and though she may not seem very intimidating and 4'9" and 98 pounds, when you get a liter of tequila in her, she can't be stopped by mere mortals.

Sadly, Gaga has yet to take Snooks up on her offer of chlamydia and psychological trauma. I'm hoping these two meet at some point just we can see the resulting photo. Try explaining that picture to future generations. It can't be done.

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Whenever Lady Gaga isn't naked for a photoshoot, it shocks us. When she actually is nude these days, it bores us. So here she is flashing her breast in L'Uomo Vogue magazine.

Gaga's issue hits newsstands today. She was wearing this outfit for her "You and I" video with Taylor Kinney, right?

Lady Gaga recently sat down with The Insider and she had nothing but kind things to say about mother-to-be, Beyonce: "Of course she is [going to be a good mom]. That's a tremendous understatement. She's the nicest female I've met in the industry. She's wonderful!"

It seems Russell Brand isn't the only person that Katy Perry just can't get along with. The soon-to-be divorced singer is apparently still angry at fellow pop star Lady Gaga over Gaga's "blasphemous" use of religious imagery in her "Judas" video. It seems the Mother Monster is no fan of Katy's, either, and the two are going to great lengths to avoid each other at next month's Grammy ceremony.

“Their people have asked that they're seated as far away from each other as possible to avoid any uncomfortable moments," an anonymous source tells Now magazine. Katy's distaste for Gaga's use of Christian themes is well documented, as she none-too-subtly tweeted “Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke," shortly after "Judas" premiered online.

Blasphemy is a serious accusation, but Gaga reportedly has an equally serious beef with Katy - she feels the former Mrs. Brand is guilty of swagger jackin'. Any casual observer of Katy's style and self-conscious weirdness can see that she's been influenced by Gaga, and the reigning Queen of Weird is said to be pissed that another singer is riding her coattails. For her part, Katy "thinks Gaga's more into controversy than making music.”