Lady Gaga has pretty much been on tour since she became famous, so the girl knows cities you and I have only read about like the back of her hand. But now it seems Gaga's familiarity with Bangkok (and its counterfeit products) has enraged her fans in Thailand.

The singer landed in Bangkok this week and tweeted shortly after, "I wanna get lost in a lady market and buy a fake Rolex." It's not certain what she meant by "lady market" (though some have suggested it was reference to the city's notorious sex trade), but the fake Rolex remark has angered fans who don't want their country to be known as a place for Americans to buy knock-off goods.

"We are more civilized than you think," tweeted Thai DJ Surahit Siamwalla. "She came to our home, but instead of admiring us she insulted us." Siamwalla is one of many Bangkok residents who says he now plans to boycott Gaga's upcoming concert.

Between this mess and Gaga's recent problems in Indonesia, it's beginning to look like Gaga should give the non-stop touring a rest for a while.

When Lady Gaga goes to the airport, she puts on a bra, some underwear, heels and heads out the door. Does she even have to walk through the metal detectors? Gaga was photographed at a Tokyo airport yesterday wearing her usual subtle, conservative attire.

Gaga has a great a*s and figure, but I don't think wearing a thong in an airport is sanitary, but is anything Gaga does normal? She promotes her on-and-off again boyfriend Luc Carl's book about drinking alcohol to lose weight and Gaga tells her fans to be themselves yet she's always in character. So I guess the real f*cktard in this case is me if I'm trying to figure out if Gaga does anything practical.

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Lady Gaga said that she would not speak to the media for a long time, but you know she'd self-destruct if that were true! Gaga speaks to Entertainment Tonight about her upcoming appearance on The Simpsons. Cameras were in the recording studio capturing Gaga on the mic. The folks behind the hit show are thrilled with Gaga's performance. Based upon this video, this episode will be good fun!

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Lady Gaga's revealing costumes and quirky antics might seem pretty tame stateside, but in the primarily Muslim country of Indonesia, the singer is still considered scandalous. So scandalous, in fact, that an upcoming concert in Jakarta was canceled by authorities who feared the Mother Monster would corrupt the nation's youth.

The city announced today that they'd denied a permit application for a June 3rd stop on the "Born This Way Ball," citing the "suggestive nature" of Gaga's previous performances. Gaga has yet to publicly respond to the cancellation, but many Indonesian Little Monsters are understandably upset.

"I'm very disappointed," said Mariska Renata, a young ticket holder told the Associated Press. "We are mature enough to be able to separate our own moral values from arts and culture." The Asian leg of Gaga's tour began last month, and this isn't the first time it's run into problems. The South Korean concerts were limited to fans 18 and older, due to conservative objections.

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Lady Gaga is coming to Springfield! The animated version of Gaga remains true to form. LG will be wearing a total of 18 outfits during her episode, which airs May 20 on Fox. In the episode, Mother Monster stops her Gaga Express train in the town of Springfield and tries to boost Lisa's spirits.

Lisa has become a complete social outcast. Gaga attempts to teach Lisa the power of positive thinking and song, sending a message that individuality beats conformity. Sounds like Gaga herself wrote the script!

Lady Gaga recently split with her boyfriend of nearly one year, actor Taylor Kinney, and she explains that she's used to being single. Gaga's episode of The Conversation aired yesterday on Lifetime and Mother Monster explains how she was a depressed teenager who gravitated toward drugs.

Gaga was "very depressed when I was 19. I decided to pursue music, so I dropped out of school and I told my parents I didn't want any money from them. I got three jobs and I just hit the ground running."

Gaga said that her apartment was lonely and she would leave her television on "all the time just to feel like somebody was hanging out with me."

She also talked about her drug use.

"And especially during the period when I was doing cocaine. It was like the drug was my friend. I never did it with other people. It's such a terrible way to fill that void, because it just adds to that void, because it's not real."

Gaga tends to make her drug use sound casual and somewhat harmless, but she also added that there is a "romanticism around drugs" with aspiring artists, "when really, you're just a f-cking loser."

Nice!

We all saw this one coming. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney have split. Gaga's schedule may be to blame for the breakup, but a source claims that Taylor "was never that attentive to her." Gaga and Taylor are officially in the foreplay to a split stage. They're "on a break."

An insider tells Us Weekly: "She will be touring nonstop until next year and has found she can't have relationship at the same time. Taylor was all about himself, a typical actor, and didn't completely get Gaga."

Gaga reportedly "loved that she got this guy who everyone thought was hot!" But she reportedly always knew that "it was never going to last."

True. Gaga looks like this without makeup, and you probably have to poke holes through her costumes for sex because she vows to remain in character at all times. Luc Carl just may be Gaga's most realistic option at this point and it's evident that she's still into him!

Oh no she didn't. First Adele stole the show at the 2012 Grammys without even bedazzling her face or hatching from an egg, now it seems she's one-upped Lady Gaga once again by taking her place as the entertainment world's Queen of the gay scene.

So says the result of a poll conducted by a gay satellite radio station called (of course) Gaydar. Adele won in a landslide, scoring 55% of the vote. Her closest competition? Gaga, with a paltry 10%. The gays have spoken, and it seems that Adele is a full five times more fabulous than Gaga.

Of course, it's just an informal radio station poll, but it's hard to imagine Gaga isn't just a little bit irked by these results. With the amount of attention she's brought to LGBT causes, you'd think she would've at least been close to retaining her title. This defeat comes on the heels of Gaga being surpassed by Rihanna as the most "liked" person on Facebook.

If these trends continue, an impoverished Gaga may soon be forced to live on a diet of her own meat dresses.

Lady Gaga will be performing at State de France, the biggest stadium in France and the sixth biggest in Europe, and her concert is already sold out. The stadium holds 80,000 people and tickets to Gaga's "Born This Way Ball Tour" sold out in less than 3 hours!

Gaga has sold out the Twickenham Stadium in London, which holds 82,000 people, in just minutes!

She added another show to that venue for September 9th. Tickets go on sale for the new Twickenham Stadium show on April 20th. Dayum. I wonder how many pounds or Euros Gaga charges her fans across the pond? This chick does not come cheap.

Sadly we saw this one coming. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney seemed like a good couple, but the Gaga can't get over her d-bag ex Luc Carl and now it seems she's ending things with the Vampire Diaries actor in order to get back with the drunken famewhore, Luc.

Star magazine reports that things have been "cooling off" between Gaga and Taylor and the Mother Monster has been spending an a lot of time with Luc. We predicted this when Gaga began plugging Luc's retarded-sounding book on Twitter.

“They never really gave up on each other: they’ve been talking a lot lately,” says a source, adding that Gaga is “impressed by how ambitious he’s become since they split a year ago." Yeah, it takes a lot of ambition to cash in on your ex-girlfriend's fame so you can teach the world how to be a skinny alcoholic. No wonder she dumped the dude with a real job who doesn't look like an 80s hairband nightmare.

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