Never one to let us down, Lady Gaga stepped out in Paris in a little black jacket and panties. She tops it off with a hideous blonde wig and some freak show sunglasses. How can you not love that?

I think it's safe to say there isn't a penis hiding in those panties. If there is, she has that sh*t tucked way up in her butt crack! With as little as Gaga likes to wear, she should be stepping out in nothing more than her birthday suit very soon.

What's with the pink poodle attacking Lady Gaga's head and naughty spot in this picture? Or is it suppose to look like cotton candy? Either way, they should have just nixed the pink ball of fur!

Lady Gaga let almost everything hang out in these photos in the new issue of V Magazine. The cover photo of Gaga has a pair of peel off plastic sunglasses that are based on a design by Marc Jacobs. I'm off to buy an issue cause I need a new pair of shades, even if they make me look like Commander Geordi La Forge on Star Trek.

Katy Perry isn't buying the hermaphrodite rumor that's going around about Lady Gaga.

Kat believes Lady Gaga put a bulge in her pants to help give her more publicity, like she really needs it. She gets plenty of attention by wearing strange outfits and S&M looking masks. If she was a hermaphrodite, why would she ever leave the house when she could poke herself all day long?

Perry is convinced Lady Gaga purposefully made it look like she had a bulge in order to garner more publicity. "It's all very calculated. She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on (sex toy). Bless her if she does have a d**k, but I am certain she doesn't."

Maybe she did put a dildo in her panties. The girl's allowed to give herself a little pleasure in between costume changes. If that's what the bulge was from, Lady Gaga should invest in one of those butterfly vibrators that you can wear in your panties instead.

In what could be one of the cruelest rumors in pop music history, the internet is abuzz with allegations that Lady Gaga has female and male genitalia.

The rumor began with an alleged quote where Lady Gaga said,

"Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like come on. Its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal."

There's also the video after the jump where Lady Gaga's dress is hiked up and it looks like she quickly flashes her Vienna sausage before tugging her dress down.

I'm at a loss for words on these photos of Lady GaGa at the Isle of Malta MTV Special press junket.

Is Lady GaGa showing off a costume for a new Star Wars movie? Forget to change out of her dominatrix mask before coming to this press conference? She looks like she would just walk into walls because she can't see with that contraption on her head!

Lady Gaga is a courageous courageous woman!

Ironically I was just talking to a friend about my bubes the other day. I told him that Double D's run in my family, like generation to generation sh*t. I gots good genes, and I honor said genes by wearing a bra on most nights and keeping them away from harmful objects like overzealous teeth and anything that's hotter than room temperature. Now this is risky!

Lady Gaga also doesn't need to do shiz like this either. As awesomeness as it is, fans may remember her electrified breasts and not the song that she sang and they'd be too busy staring in wonder at her boobs instead of her face and... maybe that was the point? Okay. With a face like Gagas, you need to do all you can to keep pupils far from it.

Here's lady Gaga during her performance at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.

MTV reports that Kanye West and Lady Gaga are going on tour together!

Kanye West appeared on The View today where he announced the exciting news! Kanye didn't go into detail, but said that he's a Lady Gaga fan and that he reworked her hit "Poker Face" into "I Make Her Say," a collaboration with up-and-comer MC Kid Cudi.

Kanye said, 

"She's talented and so incredible that she's not an opening act," he said of the tour. "We're doing it together, with no opening act."

How much do you think these tickets will go for? Better start saving your drinking money now. Aaaaaahhhhh! So exciting.

Lady Gaga isn't feeling the reporter who interviewed her and she gives pretty bitchy answers. Lady Gaga is also unapologetic and honest. She wants a man with a big penis. The end. I want to meet her.

Lady Gaga, may God bless her little heart. She has a face that only a mother could love.

In the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine, Lady Gaga talks about being bisexual. She says that it makes her boyfriends uncomfortable.

"The fact that I'm into women, they're all intimidated by it. It makes them uncomfortable. They're like, 'I don't need to have a threesome. I'm happy with just you.'"

Gaga says that she's never been in love with a chick and her interest in woman is purely physical in nature. She prefers men and her album The Fame was written about her ex, the love of her life that she met four years ago.

Gaga also said,

"My music's not going to wake up tomorrow morning and tell me it doesn't love me anymore. So I'm content with my solitude. I'm okay with being alone. I choose to have someone in my life when I can."

"I don't feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I'm changing what people think is sexy.

"I feel like I have so much to do... My true legacy will be the test of time, and whether I can sustain a space in pop culture and really make stuff that will have a genuine impact."

I really do love Lady Gaga, but she's like that blind dude from American Idol this season. Keep her in sunglasses at all times please!

Lady Gaga did a great job performing her hits "Just Dance" and "Love Game" on the Dancing With the Stars finale last night. Per usual, b*tch was a great performer! She also wore her signature unique outfits and danced around a bit, which distracts us from her unfortunate mug. In fact, her flamboyance worked so brilliantly, I actually thought Gaga looked hot in the face and not just the body.

Well done makeup, costume, choreographer people and hot male dancers!

Videos are after the jump