Laguna Beach

I was totally worried John Mayer had jumped the shark by dating Kristin Cavallari, but he put those rumors to rest. It was perfect timing for the rumor since Kristin will be starring on The Hills this season.

I thought John made it pretty clear in his tweets that they never did the horizontal mambo; but Kristin wanted to remind us again that they never hooked up.

"I literally met John one time for five minutes. I am single, I'll tell you that. I'm 22. Why have a boyfriend? I'm having fun."

In true celebrity fashion, if you hug someone, you had sex with them. Wouldn't it be awesome if sex was that easy? Just put your arms around somebody and you shoot a load or wet your panties! Life would be so good.

There's no originality and some serious nepotism goin' on in Hollyweird. If you're in the right fam, you're in. If you're not in the right fam, you better start giving head and making sex tapes. And if that doesn't work, you better be rich or screw your way to the top. That's all. You'll get yourself a nice little reality show with supplemental income so you can spend on lavish items and delay ever becoming a responsible adult.

"The Princes of Malibu" and "Keeping up With The Kardashians'" Brody Jenner will hit the boob tube. And Jason Wahler, a real charmer whose choice words include "ni***r, fa***t, and poor fuck" has also reportedly scored a show.

Why can't anyone fade into oblivion these days? There was some panty puddin' goin' on when it was rumored that K-Fed was gonna have his own show. These douches are just wannabe entertainers. Show me the real gangsta deadbeat daddy dude and we'll have some "Flavor of Love" meets "Making The Band" meets Maury Povich, sprinkled with Jerry Springer.

I don't find Jason Wahler remotely interesting, but at least Brody Jenner's cute. Neither of these shows will be even TiVo worthy, though, and I'll pluck my pubes before I admit to watching either of these D-Listers.

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Lauren Conrad debuted her fashion line at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week LA and all her buddies showed up to support her... Even Kristin Cavallari! Kristin told the press there really isn't any beef between her and Lauren.

"Lauren and I have been cool for a long time. It's the magazines that like to make us look like [enemies]. I thought this would be a good way to support her and clear the air."

I've got a feeling we'll be seeing Kristin on the next season of The Hills. The bitch needs to get another round of 15 minutes of fame! I'd pick hanging out with Kristin over toothy Heidi too.

Thanks Laura for the correction on who's sitting next to Kristin! :) 

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Jason Wahler went to rehab last year after arrests for underage drinking and assault â€" and he hurled racial epithets at a cop. Now, the 21-year-old former star of The Hills has been banned from fiancee Katja Decker-Sadowski's USC apartment.

The ban is the result of Wahler's use of racial slurs against a security guard on February 10 at Conquest's Tuscany, the apartment complex where Sadowski lives.

"He called him the N word."

A representative for the complex added,

"Jason Wahler's racist remarks were uncalled for. He is no longer welcome in the building."

Why does he think it's okay to shout racial slurs at people over and over again?

When you live in Laguna Beach, you're a sheltered, superficial, ignorant jerk just like the rest of 'em - and yes, I do know this. I'm so glad he's going absolutely nowhere in life. I wonder if prison made Jason more of a bigot? There's so much segregation and racism that goes on there.

Anywho, mad props to the complex for banning this loser from their property! Ugh. Jason has been arrested four times, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets into more trouble sooner or later.

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According to inside sources close to The Hills, the show's producers are looking into the possibility of bringing Kristin onto their series to reunite with Lauren.

Not surprisingly, Lauren is less than thrilled with the idea of Kristin coming onto her show, possibly due to their previous love triangle with Stephen Colletti. But as we've seen from Heidi and Lauren this season, that sort of tension can also make for very good TV. (Sad, but true.)

As for whether Kristin would agree to hit The Hills, with The Hills' newfound über-audience and über-presence in the media, I'm thinking this show may be well worth her time.

Bringing Kristin Cavallari on The Hills is just the thing to make viewers hooked. Even Laguna Beach fans who don't watch The Hills will tune in. Catfight! Meow. Battle of the blonde bitches. I'm team Kristin. She's more fun, and dare I say real?

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It's not like these two were going to last anyway.

The Heroes hottie, 18, and her boyfriend of one year, Laguna Beach alum Stephen Colletti, 21, have gone their separate ways.

But the actress (who spent the end of August promoting Heroes in Europe with costars Milo Ventimiglia and Adrian Pasdar) seems to have moved on. When Us asked, "Where's Stephen?" at the MTV Video Music Awards on September 9, she furrowed her brow and replied, "I don't know. In California?"

Maybe it's because she had time to adjust to the relationship being over. As a source tells Us, "Their breakup has been a long time coming." But that doesn't mean the former sweethearts are feuding. Panettiere tells Us, "We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other's careers."
(Colletti's rep could not be reached for comment.)

For more news on your favorite celebrities, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands this week.

Stephen's D-List career is ova!

Jason Wahler was in rehab when Heidi and rat-boy Spencer started the rumors about the Lauren & Jason sex tape. Jason was on Ryan Seacrest's morning show and set the record straight about their amateur porn. Tell it like it is Jason!

"The whole thing that Heidi [Montag] and Spencer [Pratt] said about the tape thing, its just so annoying," Wahler, 20, told Ryan Seacrest Wednesday. "They just need to shut up."A fight was sparked after rumors spread that Conrad had made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Wahler â€" rumors which she believes Montag, 20, and her fiancé, Spencer Pratt, started. Conrad, 21, denies she ever made such a tape

"The most frustrating part is that they are such lowlifes that they have to come up with stuff to try and ruin other people," says Wahler. "It's just frustrating." Speaking on Seacrest's KISS-FM radio show to promote his guest appearance Sept. 10, the recently engaged Wahler denies the existence of a sex tape and says he regards Conrad as a close ally."Lauren was a good friend, she was always there to be supportive and stuff," Wahler said. "Things definitely get stirred up [on Monday night's episode]. You'll have to wait and see." Adding â€" when asked if he hooks up with her â€" "No, I don't."

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Kristin was getting dolled up for her Victoria's Secret PINK Collection photoshoot. Victoria's Secret can do much better than this. I thought Kristin's tits look Gawd awful in that pink and white top, but it's actually just a towel. She knows how to stretch out her 15 minutes.

On a sidenote, that hairstylist is into her, so cute.

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