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This is Just Too Damn Funny

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were "banned" from attending the MTV show's post-premiere party Wednesday night in L.A., due to the couple's escalating feud with costars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge.

Looks like their anti-Lauren campaign has backfired! This was one of the funniest articles I've read all week.

In fact, the entire cast has now been prohibited from speaking about each other in the press, according to the source. While MTV allowed Pratt, 23, and Montag, 20, to walk on the red carpet, "they were not allowed to be at the party while Lauren was here," says a source, who added that extra security was also brought on.

Another source tells Usmagazine.com that MTV "suspended" Spencer and Heidi from doing any more media to promote The Hills after their trash-talking interview on Monday with a Philadelphia radio station.

Suspended? Hahahaha!

MTV nearly canceled the couple's appearance on On the Air With Ryan Seacrest Wednesday morning, "they are on a media blackout. MTV has decided to gag all parties on the subject matter.

If it wasn't for MTV gagging Heidi and Spencer, they would be doing an interview right now. These attention whores were cramming 'em in! In fact, Heidi talked to People magazine about Lauren just this last Wednesday.

I can't believe Heidi and Pratt think they're the bigger stars. Everyone is real upset about what Spencer and Heidi have been saying. This new season of The Hills is going to be hysterical!

But what's gonna be even funnier is when Pratt dumps Heidi and she tries to go crawling back to Lauren, screaming and bawling her eyes out. MTV better be there filming that shit! I'll buy the DVD and watch that comedy on repeat.


I Can't Believe She Took It There

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Former Laguna Beach dick chaser and DUI bimbo, Jessica Smith, is talking trash about Lindsay Lohan.

"I think (Lohan) needs real help, not Promises-type of help with massages and everything. She needs to go to a real place to address her problem. The bottom line is she needs help. She keeps messing up."

Jess pled guilty on misdemeanor DUI charges earlier this summer.

"I think she deserves whatever punishment she gets. If she gets off just because she's Lindsay Lohan, that's ridiculous. If someone slaps her on the wrist, and is like, ‘oh, you bad girl,' she won't learn her lesson."

"My situation is different [from Lindsay's], because it's not like it was my third time. She's just out of rehab and she has an ankle bracelet. I think that's odd. I got 80 hours of community service and I didn't have anything on my record."

Haha! Bitch wants some attention and I fell for it by blogging about her ass. I kind of like the hypocrite?!

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Lauren Conrad Must Be Excited Jason Wahler's Outta Jail

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Lauren Conrad, the innocent looking star of MTV's "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills" hooked up with none other than her violent, racist, ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler last night.

The paps caught her filming for "The Hills" at Ketchup restaurant. Jason was reportedly by her side during the taping. Heidi and Spencer were also there too.

What a mess. Get married y'all! Lauren and Jason are a D-List version of Bobby and Whitney. Go for it. Lauren obviously likes the drama. Bitch is addicted to stupid.

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Jason Wahler Speaks About Getting Sober

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"I relate toLindsay [Lohan]," Wahler tells PEOPLE in its new issue, "because she's the same age as I am. I'm only 20. And to say that I can't drink ever again â€" even on my 21st birthday â€" is hard. But I don't care, as long as I'm healthy and happy."

Armed with a fake ID that he wasn't even asked for, by 18 Wahlerhad graduated from occasional social drinker to someone who partied hard three or four nights a week â€" a situation he considered normal, "until I started becoming someone I'm truly not," he says.

"I did try drugs, but it was never my thing. It was alcohol, for sure. It would take me about 10 drinks before that other side came out. It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde."

A scuffle with an L.A. tow-truck driver in September 2006 led to a conviction on misdemeanor battery charges. And after allegedly punching a Seattle hotel security guard in the face on April 8, he was charged with criminal trespassing and assault.

"I'm embarrassed as hell, but I really do not remember my arrests," he says. "They're blackouts. And that's scary."

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Jason Wahler Basically Tried To Kill Himself?

Us magazine got their hands on some photos of Laguna Beach's Jason Wahler playing Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.

The pictures, which were taken last summer, show the 20-year-old and his friend, rapper Jay 211, holding a pistol to their heads and then pulling the trigger."We were just wasted one night and we ended up back at Jay's house in North Hollywood," a source who witnessed the incident tells Usmagazine.com.

Everyone was just playing around and they decided to play Russian Roulette. There was one bullet in the gun and Jason and Jay both pointed the gun at their heads and pulled the trigger." Luckily, no one got hurt. The source adds: "Jason's out of control. He's out of his f--king mind."

My gawd, I feel sorry for Lauren. No one wants to hear this about their ex-boyfriend. Every minute a new story emerges that proves how much of a loser Jason Wahler is. It just keeps getting worse. Speechless.

Lauren Conrad & Jason Wahler Suck At Sex

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So it seems there really IS a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler. The problem is, it's so flippin' boring that it's being shelved! Sources say the tape is "very vanilla" with "no hard-core sex".

Sugar DVD says they are shelving the tape for different reasons:

"We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."

Call me an idiot, but what the hell does "very vanilla" mean when referring to sex?



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It's Time For Some Linkage Baby!
I see London, I see France, I see Mischa's under-pants! - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Anna Nicole Smith's mom Virgie is into incest - Celebrity Smack
Britney Spears' new addiction - Allie Is Wired
Heidi swears she had nothing to do with LC's sex tape being leaked - Ninja Dude
Chingy is trying to be the next Travis Barker - Juicy-News
Hilary Duff's new photospread for Blender magazine - Into Gossip
Which attention whore decided to pull a Kanye West by engraving his scalp with a razor? - Daily Stab
Here's A Fug Face For Ya - Rachel Zoe - ICK! - Evil Beet
Chris Daughtry Debuts The Video For His New Single 'Home' - Girls Talkin Smack
Put Up Those Jazz Hands, Spider Man Is Coming To Broadway - Holy Candy
Stevie Nicks Shoots Down Lindsay Lohan's Thoughts Of Playing Her In A Movie - Glitterati

I Wish Kristin Cavallari Would Learn How To Pose...

without looking like she's sticking out her chest,

or trying to show off her flat ass.

But I like the alcohol pic.

Kristin Opening Aura

Oh yeah, the pics are from Kristin hosting the grand opening of Aura Nightclub at Atlantis. Dunno how this D-lister gets any gigs. She must get paid in free booze.

Laguna Beach's Jason Wahler Arrested For The 4th Time

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Bigot and Laguna Beach has been, Jason Wahler, was arrested this weekend for getting into a brawl then calling a police officer a "nig**r, fag**t, and poor f**k."

Police were called to the Waterfront Marriott to respond to a fight involving 20-year-old Wahler. Hotel security found Wahler wrestling on the lobby floor with an unidentified man. The police report says Wahler used his right fist to punch one of the security guards in the mouth.

When DePina tried to take Wahler into custody, The former reality star allegedly lashed out, calling the arresting officer "a nig**r, a fag**t, and a poor f**k."

Wahler also stated, "that he was rich and would have my ass." Wahler, allegedly threaten DePina a second time, saying, "Come down to L.A. county and get your ass kicked!"

Jason was charged with trespassing and assault.

This douche is going to jail soon for another arrest and that may be the only way for him to get straightened out. Karma's on its way. And karma doesn't use any lube.

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LINKAGE
Ne-Yo is working on Whitney Houston's new album and he says her new music sucks - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
The Ashley Olsen diet - Ninja Dude
Pictures from Kim Kardashian's birthday party over the weekend - Evil Beet
I never knew this about Julia Roberts! - Glosslip
Angelina Jolie doesn't want Jennifer Aniston sending her kids gifts - Glitterati
Hilarious pic of Brandon Davis - Holy Candy
Jenna Jameson vs. her fans - Celebrity Smack
Pictures of Russell Simmons' gorgeous mansion - Juicy-News
Everyone knows Howard K. Stern is not Anna Nicole's baby daddy - Bumpshack
Britney Spears hates her manager - Celebitchy
Keira Knightley's feet are "too big and veiny" - Into Gossip
They're divorced but living together again - Girls Talkin' Smack
Pic of Mariah Carey's childhood home - Allie Is Wired
Which R&B superstar is launching a fragrance? - ICYDK
Avril Lavigne bought The Barkers house for $9.5 million. Who woulda thought the bitch had that much money laying around? - Daily Stab
Paris Hilton is pulling a Britney Spears
Is Keira Knightley dating Orlando Bloom?

Lauren Conrad Denies She Has A Sex Tape

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Rumors surfaced yesterday that The Hills star Lauren Conrad filmed a sex tape with her ex, Jason Wahler, and he was planning to sell the tape before he heads off to jail. But, sorry guys, turns out the rumors were bullshit. Lauren released the following statement on her official website.

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"I am posting this note on my website regarding the reports that have circulated on the internet this morning. Jason and I would like to make it clear that we did not make a tape with us having sex.

Jason and I are both shocked and hurt that people would say such horrible things about us. I can't believe that somebody would go to such great lengths to try to damage my reputation.

I feel very grateful and blessed to have friends and family to support me at this time. I would especially like to thank all my fans for standing by me."

I believe her. So many people are making sex tapes these days that it's really easy for someone to create this kind of rumor.

And as much of an asshole as Jason is, he doesn't seem like the type who would want strangers staring at his cock or watching his ex bang his brains out. Besides, he has a reputation to live up to and he says he's 8 inches. A sex tape could ruin things.

Airbrushing and Photoshop

Kristin Cavallari's new photospread.

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