Lamar Odom

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have been married for almost three years now, and since weddings, births, and sex tapes are the only things keeping the Kardashian family afloat financially, it seems odd that the marriage has yet to produce a baby or a video. What gives?

Well, it seems Khloe and Lamar have been trying in the baby department, but as for how far they've gone in their quest to conceive...they're keeping that under wraps. Rumors circulated last week that one of the first things Khloe did after setting up shop in Dallas was find a reputable fertility clinic to help get her knocked up. Not a particularly vicious rumor for a woman who's open about the fact that she's trying to conceive, but Khloe shot it down, nonetheless.

"I am not at this time in my life considering any type of fertility treatments," Khloe tweeted "If and when I do, I will shout it from the rooftops but for now its in Gods hands." Wait, she wants to keep part of her life private?! Maybe this girl's not a real Kardashian, after all.

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Photos of Lamar Odom with some thin blonde chick have surfaced. The 6'10 basketball player is seen sitting down with his legs spread as a blonde chick is sandwiched between his monster thighs. In another photo, Lamar's alleged mistress is seen hugging him, and in the last photo, the blonde girl is seen posing with tape covering up her nipples on her A-cups.

Starzuncut reports: "It’s not the first time he’s been hanging out with strippers since his marriage to Khloe Kardashian. Lamar loves the strippers. One of my former girlfriends is seen here getting up close and personal with Odom. They have been hanging out a whole lot."

Are these pictures a smoking gun? I think the photos just exemplify that celebrities are not supposed to have friends of the opposite sex - LAMAR AND SOME STRIPPER PHOTOS

Lamar Odom may be moving to Dallas as early as today, and Khloe Kardashian will be following right behind...but she won't be traveling alone. In true Kardashian fashion, Khloe will be bringing a full camera crew with her to document her adjustment to life in a new city.

TMZ reports that a source close to the production of the Kardashian shows says the the couple's move to the Lone Star state will be a major plotliine in both Keeping Up With the Kardashians and, obviously, Khloe and Lamar. "Cameras will follow it all," said one anonymous producer.

And with good reason. Khloe's the most interesting Kardashian and she'll finally have a chance to step out from under her sisters' shadows. Plus, the move to Dallas is already stirring up drama, with stars like Kobe Bryant speaking out about rumors that Lamar was traded because his performance on the court suffered as a result of his reality show fame. But at least Khloe already has one important Texan in her corner:  Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle who admitted in a recent interview that Khloe is his "favorite Kardashian."

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Everything’s bigger in Texas, and now that will also be true about the Kardashian sisters! Khloe Kardashian’s husband, Lamar Odom, has just been traded to the Dallas Mavericks, despite reports that he would be joining the New Orleans Hornets. She’ll be missing out on Mardi Gras, but she’s gonna be a Texas girl, y’all.

While Khloe has said that she’ll follow her hubby wherever he goes, the most rational Kardashian admits that she’s a little bit bummed about the move. She tweeted that she is “blessed and happy anywhere” as long as she’s with her family, but in response to a follower, she expressed mixed feelings.

“We are all sad but positive energy gets you farther than negative,” she wrote.

I hope things go great in Texas for Khloe and her boo. It’s good to know that some people won’t just end their marriage because they can’t decide where they want to live. It gives me hope for, like, humanity and stuff.

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Khloe Kardashian is often mocked for her size, which is highlighted when she stands next to her short older sisters, but she used her size to her advantage when she took down a shemale a few years ago.

As if the Kardashians don't have enough bad publicity right now, Khloe is being sued by Ronald Spears, a transgender woman, who says that Khloe violently struck her "in and about her body" on December 5, 2009.

Khloe and Lamar were outside of Playhouse nightclub on Hollywood Blvd. when Ronald walked up to Lamar and told him he was "too young to be married." Khloe then snapped and allegedly "pushed and hit" Chantal Spears, aka Ronald. Ronald is suing for unspecified damages.

In the video interview that Ronald did, she says that Khloe pushed her once and then Khloe said something like "now what?" and then Khloe pushed her again. Maybe Khloe just wanted Ronald out the way so she could go get something to eat? Drunk munchies.

Because she has absolutely nothing to talk about whatsoever, Khloe Kardashian is reminding us that she still hasn't gotten knocked up yet. Kourt appeared on the Today Show this morning where she talked about her struggles to conceive with husband Lamar Odom, 31.

"It's so hard. I never knew about ovulation and the limited amount of time that you have to get pregnant. No one ever taught me that."

That's weird. You'd think that mother of six Kris Jenner would have given Khloe some tips since she really wants more grandkids.

Khloe says that she and Lamar's schedules make it "really hard to hit that mark."

Khloe also added "I know I would be an amazing mom." I concur, but if she's talking about her hectic schedule, why is she in a rush to drag a kid into it?

Kim Kardashian hasn't even walked down the aisle yet and already her control freak mother is already making plans for her uterus.

"I would love all of my children to experience having children on their own," Kris recently told US Weekly, dropping a none-too-subtle hint that Kim and Kris Humphries better start with the baby-makin' ASAP. "I would love more grandchildren. Mason is the love of our lives, and he is so much fun, but there's only one Mason to go around. It would be nice if we had some more."

Kris says she lays the pressure to procreate on all her children equally. Having been married for a while now, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom probably receive nightly phone calls to make sure they're doin' it. But the Kardashian/Jenner clan is all about fame and appearances, so Kris is no doubt really putting the screws to the more famous, better-looking couple of Kim and Kris (Humphries).

Kris (Jenner) has nothing to worry about. Egomaniacs like Kim usually pop out litters of kids. Let's just hope she doesn't try to turn the first delivery into a 2-night television event.

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Though Lamar Odom was not responsible for the car crash that killed a 15-year-old boy in New York, his celebrity status may have indirectly prevented a more happy ending.

According to witnesses of the fatal car crash, the people who gathered around the scene were more obsessed with taking pictures of Khloe Kardashian’s devastated husband than helping the injured Awsaf Islam.

Thirteen-year-old Adolfo Ramirez recalls, “Everybody was paying attention to [Lamar]. Nobody cared about the kid.”

Another eyewitness at the scene said, “It was messed up. They got excited and were asking to take photos with him.”

This obviously isn’t Lamar’s fault, but it is absolutely horrible and just plain sad. Paying attention to a perfectly unscathed celebrity instead of an injured and dying teen is ridiculous. It’s not exactly the appropriate time to be whipping out your camera phone, asking for an autograph.

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Lamar Odom was the passenger in the backseat of a car last Thursday that hit and killed a 15-year-old boy. Lamar was in New York for a cousin's funeral. The car Lamar was riding in hit a motorcycle which then hit the teenager, who was a pedestrian.

The boy was rushed to the hospital for surgery, but he tragically died yesterday, according to New York's Daily News.

Lamar Tweeted: "Thank you for your support and prayers! My thoughts and prayers are with the young boys family."

Khloe Kardashian also posted a response: "My heart/soul goes out 2every1 in pain from any suffering. Pray 4 all of the angels surrounding us constantly. May our spirits stay strong."

"Above all, love each other deeply, b/c love covers over a multitude of sins. Offer hospitality 2 1another without grumbling 1 Peter 4:8-9"

"Therefore, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.  Our love will give us strength! Love conquers ALL!"

So Khloe's like a minister now?! She had much more to say about the tragedy than Lamar ODumb.

Apparently some "fans" were upset with Khloe and she lashed out at them on her website, saying: "Stop judging other people's lives that u know NOTHING about! My husband&I r in NY 4a funeral 4 his fam. Senseless violence is disgusting!!"

Now is not the time for Khloe to make this about her. I wish that Khloe and her husband would cover the cost of the funeral for the victim, not because they're responsible for the crash, but because it's a kind thing to do, but I think that'd be asking for way too much from these a-holes.

RIP

Lamar Odom and Rob Kardashian need to have sex and get it over with. I've never seen such passionate male bonding between two straight dudes like Khloe's hubby and brother. Khloe Kardashian hired her BFF to work for her and when there's shiz to be done, Malika doesn't get to enjoy the luxuries with Khloe like getting her nails did. There's wok to be done yo!

Lamar and Rob have a little competition from Lamar's best friend Jamie. :Rob and Jamie have such a weird relationship. They're literally all girls. Lamar is like the 'it' person to date and like Jamie and Rob are fighting like 'I wanna be his girlfriend. No I wanna be his girlfriend!" I think Khloe wants them to have sex and get it over with too.

Khloe has errands that need to be done, and, you know, she's so damn busy doing nothing that she can't do them herself. She calls on Malika to do the dirty work, but it's conflicting with Malika's casting call. Malika picked up Khloe's paperwork instead of going to the audition and she's bitchin' about it to Rob who basically says 'Do you want to be Khloe's b!itch or follow your dreams?' Priorities people, priorities!

Malika sits down and tells Khloe she needs a break from her and doesn't want to work as her assistant anymore. She's putting too much focus on being Khloe's helper and not pursuing her own career. You mean Khloe will have to do her own dirty work? *Gasp*

Let's get back to Rob, Lamar and his buddy Jamie. Jamie and Lamar head out for dinner after Rob took Jamie's @ss down on the basketball court and Jamie doesn't get where Rob's coming from and thinks that he's acting crazy. Lamar thinks some of it has to do with the way Rob was raised. No doubt, if I was a little boy and my big sisters were constantly torturing me and dressing me in girls clothes, I'd be a little whacked in the head and yearning for a real friendship with dudes too.

Malika and her sister met up with Khloe at Lamar's b-ball game ad Malika took a moment to apologize for not wanting to be Khloe's b!tch anymore. Khloe took it well and they're back to being BFFs again. They're not the only ones making up; Rob and Jamie made amends and decide they're going to share Lamar... He's a big boy, there's plenty of him to go around.