I Couldn’t Stop Laughing When I Watched This August 15th, 2008
The Hills stars speak out on the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor. Truly, earth shattering drama up in here, all!
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The Hills stars speak out on the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor. Truly, earth shattering drama up in here, all!
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Look at her protruding collar bone above her shoulder and her thin arm.

Although she doesn’t have any tits, and having weight on sometimes helps, it seems that LC keeps shrinking in front of the lens, right before our eyes.
The camera adds weight and whenever you see these celebs up close and under heavy concealer, it’s shocking just how tiny they actually are. Lauren Conrad is one of dem bitches. Her head is looking oversized, not much smaller than the width of her hips, she’s got bags under her eyes and her face is much longer. She’s lost most of the baby fat in her face that makes her look cutesy to begin with. She looks awful. Eat sumthing, bitch!
Lauren Conrad lives it up Saturday at a party she hosted at Christian Audigier The Nightclub in Las Vegas.



Although I heart Lo, let’s be real, she’s not exactly gorgeous. In fact, she has a hint of manliness to her mug and her eyes are gorgeous, but they’re so light, bitch looks a lil possessed.
But, as you can see: she’s tamed her gorgeous locks, a ponytail does her right, she’s rocking white heels, another move worthy of two finger snaps and one long fart, … in summary, she’s looking great! All Lo needs to do now is wear more makeup and start dating a hot, sexy piece of man candy. She’s on her way, me thinks.
Here’s Granny Conrad and Lo at a Teen Choice Awards pre-party.


On “The Hills,
“I know I look tortured. But it’s a TV show and you don’t see all sides of people. The Hills is meant to be a dramatic show about relationships. It’s not about me being a designer. No one wants to see me working at the factory on my collection, or me and Lo [Bosworth] having a dance party in our pajamas.”
On bein’ famous
“Can you imagine being 22 and having your parents know everything about you? Literally, my mom can go on the Internet and find out where I went last night, who I was with. I mean, there are no secrets!”
LC hits newsstands August 5.


Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.
“She’s an emotional train wreck.”
“She usually doesn’t lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.”
It seems she has a lot to cry about. She’s being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she’s feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!
Read all about Lauren’s troubles — including how her her “snotty attitude” has affected her love life — in the new issue of Star.
Isn’t it funny how a lil tears represents that you’re life has “spiraled out of control”? I’m a crier, so crying sounds very normal to me. But LC has never seemed like she’s cut out for the biz. She’s a shy, insecure ho with issues. You should be much more confident with yourself and much more outgoing if you wanna be in the spotlight. At least that’s what me thinks.
Oh, and, bitch, next time you start bawling, make sure the MTV cameras are rolling, you selfish skank.

LC said,
“The rumors that I am not the designer of my own collection are ridiculous. I’ve been involved in this entire process, every single step of the way.”
“I have wanted to be a fashion designer since I was a little girl. I grew up designing and sewing dresses for my barbie dolls, and the Lauren Conrad Collection has been my dream come true.”
TMZ.com has reported that Conrad’s involvement “is overstated.”
A source told TMZ: “You never see her picking out fabrics, or in the cutting room, or even at the drawing board. She’s not the designer, the only step she’s involved in is the promotion.”
I believe TMZ, they be stalkers up in there. I doubt LC designs her own collection; she probably just approves sketches and designs like every other celeb “designer.” But she’s definitely involved in her line, that’s why it sucks stank balls! I don’t wanna think anyone else is behind it. It’s also so refreshing to know Lauren’s plain, overpriced clothing line has been dropped from Kitson.

Lauren Conrad attended the Humane Society and Animal Fair magazine’s dog-fashion show last night and was supposed to walk the runway with a pooch for charity - instead she left the organizers high and dry refusing to follow through with her obligations.
The event included celebrities and socialites who wore coordinating outfits with either their own dog or a rescue dog, and would stroll the catwalk together. The idea was that after the show the outfits would be auctioned off on eBay to raise money for the animal charities.
Lauren was flown out first-class by the Humane Society and Animal Fair to close the show with a ‘big name’. However, once she got there she was difficult and didn’t want to be bothered with it.
She had no idea what kind of dog she was holding and didn’t seem to care. When a reporter asked her, “What kind of dog is it?” she looked at her publicist hoping she would know. A moment later Conrad carelessly , yet accidentally, slammed the rescue dog into the lens of a video camera. Hard. But we hear the dog is fine.
Law and Order’s Richard Belzer, Real Housewives of New York’s Ramona Singer, and Hairspray’s Nikki Blonksy all did their part to help raise money for the rescued animals, but not little Miss Conrad.
At the end of the show, when Lauren was due to come out and strut her stuff Robert Verdi announced that she was backstage, but would not take her walk. He let the crowd know in a roundabout sort of way what was going on.
“She’s on The Hills. And she’s not coming out. You don’t want to believe the shit that happens with these girls. Anyway, that was it! Thanks for your support!”
The grumbling crowd wasn’t too pleased as they paid $100 to $5,000 for tickets to the event.
Conrad left the show the split second it ended, refusing to answer questions on the way. A PR member of the event whispered to a reporter for NY Mag, “She’s got a bit of an attitude.”
Wendy Diamond, the editor-in-chief of Animal Fair magazine, arranged for Conrad to be a part of the event and was extremely disgusted by Lauren and her publicist’s behavior.
“Her publicist didn’t tell her it was a fashion show. That’s what she said. I just think it’s really rude. We spent probably $10,000 in bringing her here. If you’re going to fly here first-class and get a suite at a hotel for you and your assistant, then that’s what you deal with. There’s no cats here, so we didn’t need any catfights.”
But she didn’t miss the opportunity to take a couple final swipes at Lauren,
“I personally don’t care about Lauren Conrad nor The Hills show — never watched it. I’m disappointed for the animals.”
