Lauren Conrad has been flying low on the radar lately, but she knows just how to get our attention again: take her shirt off!

The former reality star and (somehow) best-selling author has a new book to promote, so she shed her top for the new issue of Glamour and talked about how shy she normally is about showing off her body. "I haven't worn a bathing suit in L.A. in years," says LC. ""A couple of years ago someone zoomed in on my cellulite and it was so mean. I took it personally."

The revelations don's stop there, as Lauren admits that producers of The Hills would text lines of dialogue to her and the other cast members. She also confesses that she has no contact with her former castmates, saying, "The show is what brought a lot of us together, and when it was all gone, we didn't have anything in common anymore." No surprise there. Lauren's written more books than Heidi Montag has ever read.

Attention: If you're an actor between the ages of 18 and 45, Lauren Conrad wants to bang you. Since splitting from Kyle Howard in June, the former reality starlet has been linked to everyone from Derek Hough to Chace Crawford. Now it seems she's set her sights on Glee star Cory Monteith.

While partying at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood Saturday, the actor and MTV has-been were seen getting close and behaving in a "very flirty" fashion, according to witnesses. They left separately, but were spotted putting their numbers in one another's phones before the end of the night. Derek Hough reportedly showed up later in the evening, but all awkwardness was avoided as he and Lauren appeared friendly. Guess LC isn't the type that you get too attached to.

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Lauren Conrad dated actor Kyle Howard for about three years before rebounding with Dancing With the Stars' cutie Derek Hough. But the has been MTV star isn't done whoring herself out! Lauren was caught making out with our Because He's Hot guy, Chace Crawford!

It all went down on Oct. 29. Us magazine reports that LC and Chace Crawford were flirting at L.A.'s Voyeur nightclub before they met up again at actor Shawn Pyfrom's house party.

"There's always been an attraction between them, [but] Lauren is just enjoying herself. She's not taking anything too seriously!"

I am so jelly right now! Get it gurl!

This has 'FUTURE BREAKUP!' written all over it. Dancing With the Has Beens dancer and reality TV has been Lauren Conrad "are dating."

E! news reports that the two have already "been on a few dates together" and were spotted in Hollywood at the Sayers Club just a few nights ago.

A clubgoer snitched: "They were pretty cozy. Definitely playful and flirty. He had his arm around her waist. They were dancing and also holding hands."

Derek and Lauren were careful not to stand together when they left. A security guard stood in front of them to block the paps from taking photos.

Lauren broke up with her boyfriend of three years, Kyle Howard, in June.

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Jason Wahler turned into a drunk, partying douche bag throughout his years on The Hills. By the end of the series, he had damaged not only his relationship with Lauren Conrad, but his friendship with her too. Since being part of Celebrity Rehab, Jason has been clean and sober for three years!

As part of his recovery process, he was ready to apologize to LC for the bullsh!t he put her through. In an interview with People, Jason says Lauren was a big part of his life, "and there's stuff that happened in the past with my drunken ways that I needed to address." Jason knows Lauren is an "incredible person" and she's being supportive of anything Jason does "to stay clean."

He's currently working at National Therapeutic Services as a mentor and sober companion and he says it feels good to give back. Lauren herself is impressed with Jason's sobriety and was pretty shocked when he told her his current job occupation.

Can you believe Jason has turned into a stand-up guy? I mean, he could still have an ounce of douchery in him, but he's sober and the work he's doing is giving back to others and helping them see their way onto the clean path he's currently on. Pretty sweet, eh?

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Lauren Conrad recently split with boyfriend of three years, Kyle Howard, 33, but things are looking up for the former reality TV star. Lauren and Colton Haynes, 23, of MTV's "Teen Wolf" are a hot new couple!

LC and Colton were spotted sharing a table at the HTC Status phone launch party on July 20. They've known each other for a while, but they're trying to take things up a notch, while Lauren hopes that she won't just become another notch in the bedpost.

A Conrad insider says "they are friends and have known each other forever," a witness is more affirmative: "She was into him, and vice versa. They went to a club afterward."

Lord knows things are serious if you and someone else end up in a room with a few hundred other people!

Colton actually appeared on two episodes of "The Hills," but it sounds like LC could just be making Colton her rebound for the moment. A source adds that Lauren and her ex-boyfriend Kyle talk on the phone "every day."

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Granny Conrad attended Cover Girl's 50th birthday party in West Hollywood yesterday, and dare I say it, but Samantha Ronson looked hotter than her! I kid. I kid. Lauren Conrad has reportedly wanted to go dark for a while, according to her stylist. 

She recently decided that "it was just time to go for it." LC loved Mila Kunis and Jessica Biel's "Brazillian brown" shade, whatever that is cause this hue looks nothing like their hair.

Lauren's eyebrows are out of control and check out those bags beneath Samantha's Lauren's eyes! Maybe she just needs to rock a different hairstyle altogether to complete the transformation, cause this sh!t looks ugly on her. Lauren may actually look hot here and I'm just being a hater cause I've missed poking fun of LC. A blogger can never have too many no talent hacks to write about. They inspire us in the most powerful of ways.

Lauren Conrad was overpaid by MTV, but the money couldn't keep her around and she quit The Hills. After Lauren's departure, the show pretty much fell apart and didn't last long without her. Lauren is a fan favorite on MTV and now the woman who is aged beyond her years confirms to Ryan Seacrest that she is back.

Lauren said that she will be returning to MTV for a brand new reality show that will follow "her career." Lauren also reveals that her boyfriend of nearly two years, Kyle Howard, "will not be on it."

"I've always been open to doing reality again, just under different circumstances. As long as you have a separation, then it works. You have your personal life and you have work life; when it's combined, it's difficult."

Granny Conrad says that "it'll probably start," which must mean filming, in October. MTV will be making an official announcement next week, Lauren said.

I really miss the Lauren Conrad fans who used to tell me that I'm ugly and would inform me of how much I suck. Come back, y'all! You were like Claymates on roids and you always gave me a good laugh. Count me out on this one. I rather watch paint dry.

Thank the good lord that The Hills has finally ended! I was an avid watcher when the series first began, but as time went on it became more and more fake. For instance, Heidi Montag had a normal nose and body and look what happened to her by the end of the series? She's an immobile silicone filled plastic version of herself. That's the highest level of fakery there is!

She's not the only one who came out looking like they had a little remodeling done throughout the show. Stephanie Pratt's lips are extra fishy, Audrina Patridge's boobs have grown, Holly Montag's lips are more plump than before and Lauren Conrad looked like she couldn't move her forehead and eyebrows last night during the after show. Botox!

Audrina isn't sure where she wants to go in her life but she did get a sweet house on the beach. Party time! Stephanie Pratt is content with her new man who looks like he hasn't seen daylight in the last five years but if that's what she likes, more power to her.

Lo Bosworth is ready to settle down with her beau, which she moved in with by the end of the finale, and start making babies! Kristin Cavallari was supposedly moving to Europe but it became clear it was total bullsh*t when the end of the finale came and they made it all look scripted and over produced. Her final scene with Brody and their whole relationship was made for TV. It's one made for TV couple I'm not going to miss on Tuesday nights!

It was a great show in the beginning, and really down to the end when you see how much Hollywood changed them over the last four years. Farewell to The Hills. I'm not gonna miss ya. 

Heidi Montag claims that The Hills creator Adam DiVello repeatedly touched her a*s. She also claims that she had to beef up her security to feel safe while on the set of The Hills.

Heidi also isn't done using Lauren Conrad for publicity, and she name dropped her ex BFF and Hills co-star claiming that Adam was inappropriate with LC too. Lauren has released the following statement:

"Similar to most of my fellow MTV cast mates, I am in utter shock at the allegations made against Adam DiVello. Not only are they completely absurd, but they are 100 percent without merit. Adam is a true professional and a wonderful person to work for."

MTV is also upset with Heidi Montag and a spokesperson says: "We have looked into this matter and the allegations made against Adam DiVello are completely false and without merit. Adam not only created The Hills and The City, launching the careers of several cast members, but has worked diligently to maintain a respectful and appropriate production environment."

It sounds like Heidi is biting off more than she can chew here. She's pitiful and possibly just extremely irritated in general. It must not be fun carrying that much weight around on your chest all the time, and it's not like she's even having good sex. There's no way Spencer can put her back out when it's already been "scooped out" and her entire body has been "cinched" and inflated. What will Heidi come up with next?!? We're waiting...