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Because she’s multi-talented and always dreamed of writing books, you know this shiz has nothing to do with being on a shitty MTV reality show, Lauren Conrad has scored a three-book deal with Harper Collins.
The 22-year-old snooze fest will “write” a series titled L.A. Candy.
The series tells “the behind-the scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show,” according to a release.
Along with the fame comes fabulous clothes, romance and, of course, drama.
The character soon realizes that “everyone wants something from her, and nothing is what it appears to be,” the release states.
The pressure is on for LC to deliver!
Elise Howard, Senior VP/Associate Publisher of Fiction: “I’ve never seen a new project generate noise like the instant buzz that swept through our offices around this deal. We’re bracing ourselves for a blockbuster publication.”
The first book will be published next summer.
There’s no way Lauren’s fictional autobiography is going to be interesting or mildly good, but it will sell. She’s LC.
I think it’s great that she’s a driven business woman. I hate lazy people and those who don’t tap into resources and dream big. Go Lauren! 
I know from personal experience how dumb LC fans are. They will eat this shit up, probably buying 4 copies at a time and having sleepovers so they can discuss what happens. This is a good move.
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Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge celebrated Brody Jenner’s 25th birthday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on August 21 and they’ve got some fun pics to prove it. I know I’ve had a strong disliking for Ms. Lauren Conrad, but she’s growing on me. Like a fungus.
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The Hills’ girls hit stands September 1.
The Hills stars speak out on the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumor. Truly, earth shattering drama up in here, all!
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Look at her protruding collar bone above her shoulder and her thin arm.
Although she doesn’t have any tits, and having weight on sometimes helps, it seems that LC keeps shrinking in front of the lens, right before our eyes.
The camera adds weight and whenever you see these celebs up close and under heavy concealer, it’s shocking just how tiny they actually are. Lauren Conrad is one of dem bitches. Her head is looking oversized, not much smaller than the width of her hips, she’s got bags under her eyes and her face is much longer. She’s lost most of the baby fat in her face that makes her look cutesy to begin with. She looks awful. Eat sumthing, bitch!
Lauren Conrad lives it up Saturday at a party she hosted at Christian Audigier The Nightclub in Las Vegas.
Although I heart Lo, let’s be real, she’s not exactly gorgeous. In fact, she has a hint of manliness to her mug and her eyes are gorgeous, but they’re so light, bitch looks a lil possessed.
But, as you can see: she’s tamed her gorgeous locks, a ponytail does her right, she’s rocking white heels, another move worthy of two finger snaps and one long fart, … in summary, she’s looking great! All Lo needs to do now is wear more makeup and start dating a hot, sexy piece of man candy. She’s on her way, me thinks.
Here’s Granny Conrad and Lo at a Teen Choice Awards pre-party.
On “The Hills,
“I know I look tortured. But it’s a TV show and you don’t see all sides of people. The Hills is meant to be a dramatic show about relationships. It’s not about me being a designer. No one wants to see me working at the factory on my collection, or me and Lo [Bosworth] having a dance party in our pajamas.”
On bein’ famous
“Can you imagine being 22 and having your parents know everything about you? Literally, my mom can go on the Internet and find out where I went last night, who I was with. I mean, there are no secrets!”
LC hits newsstands August 5.
Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.
“She’s an emotional train wreck.”
“She usually doesn’t lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.”
It seems she has a lot to cry about. She’s being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she’s feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!
Read all about Lauren’s troubles — including how her her “snotty attitude” has affected her love life — in the new issue of Star.
Isn’t it funny how a lil tears represents that you’re life has “spiraled out of control”? I’m a crier, so crying sounds very normal to me. But LC has never seemed like she’s cut out for the biz. She’s a shy, insecure ho with issues. You should be much more confident with yourself and much more outgoing if you wanna be in the spotlight. At least that’s what me thinks.
Oh, and, bitch, next time you start bawling, make sure the MTV cameras are rolling, you selfish skank.
Because she’s multi-talented and always dreamed of writing books, you know this shiz has nothing to do with being on a shitty MTV reality show, Lauren Conrad has scored a three-book deal with Harper Collins.
