Levi Johnston is at it again. The most famous baby daddy since K-Fed has reportedly knocked up 20 year-old school teacher Sunny Oglesby.

Levi has opted not to tell his first baby mama, Bristol Palin, that he's soon to be a dad for the second time, but we get the feeling the news should reach her pretty soon. Sunny and Levi have been dating for over a year, so there's no threat of her telling the press Levi took her to the woods and forced himself on her.

After his experiences with the Palin family, Johnston is understandably (according to friends) "so excited" about making a fresh start with Oglesby. We're hoping things work out better this time, but the thing about Levi is, the man can't keep it in his Levi's.

Anyone else feel like Levi Johnston's book is coming out a year or two late?! Levi's obsession with his baby mama's family continues as he filled up pages of his memoir with revelations about the Palins.

Because Levi's unemployed, and he thinks we still care, the 24 year-old Alaskan says that Tea Party enthusiast Sarah Palin wanted to teabag his "redneck" nuts.

Levi told E! news: "Growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt with me]. Now looking back and remembering what everyone said... it kind of weirds me out thinking about it."

Levi told Dr. Phil that Bristol Palin hinting that he raped her was "the only hurtful thing" she said about him so far. "It’s horrifying for someone you date for four years to say that.” he said.

Are Bristol and Levi the new Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? Seriously. When will they both STFU about this relationship?

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Levi Johnston is fighting to stay relevant by continuing to smear the Palin family. Levi's book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, hits newsstands on September 20. Luckily, we already have a preview. Levi's sister Mercede said that unlike what Bristol was saying, hinting that Levi had raped her, Bristol wanted to have sex with Levi and she wanted to get pregnant.

Levi says that, in March 2008, Bristol Palin told him "Let's get pregnant!"

The former Playgirl centerfold admits he'd "been too dumb" to use a condom with his ex, as he knew "what she wanted" was to have his child.

Sarah Palin wanted them to put the child up for adoption. Sarah also wanted Tripp to call her "mommy" instead of "grandma"!!

When asked about the book during a July appearance on the The Tonight Show, Bristol said that Levi is "gonna have to find a screenwriter or something to come up with more obnoxious lies, so I’m not worried about it."

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Mercede Johnston's long-awaited Playboy photo spread has finally been unveiled.

The sister of Levi Johnston and enemy of the Palin clan has been getting a lot of attention for her controversial comments about Alaska's first family and their relationship with her redneck brother, now she's getting attention for, well...other reasons.

Mercede doesn't look bad in the photos, but she doesn't look all that great either, especially considering the heavy air-brushing that was clearly involved. I can't believe I'm about to say this about a girl willing to take her clothes off to get noticed, but...she's better off sticking to politics.

Check out Mercede's NSFW pics here.

The shots keep coming in the Bristol Palin vs. Mercede Johnston feud. Hopefully, Bristol will eventually be able to pick herself up off the mat long enough to respond.

More quotes from Mercede's epic Playboy interview were revealed today, and the sister of baby daddy-extraordinaire Levi Johnston had even more choice words for the Palin clan. So why did her brother stay with Bristol so long and even get back together with her as recently as 2010, if she's such an evil sociopath? “Levi was whipped like Todd [Palin]," Mercede says. "Because Bristol is very manipulative. She’d use sex to get her way on many things. I don’t think Bristol wanted to be with him whatsoever, not at all. It was all about her using her body to get Levi to retract his statements, and it worked."

As much as I love Palin-bashing, you have to take everything Mercede says with a grain of salt. That said, I totally buy a scenario in which Sarah convinced Bristol to get back together with Levi so they could shut his redneck @ss up and get him to stop making damaging statements to the press. Damn, can we get these hicks a real reality show, that's not all scripted BS like Sarah Palin's Alaska? It's friggin' drama central up there. Real Housewives of Wasilla would be ratings gold.

Putting Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston's 19 year-old sister together in a room from here on out is going to be AWKWARD! Mercede Johnston took off her layered Alaskan Eskimo ware and posed nude for next month's issue of Playboy. Naturally if Levi's sister is going to be featured anywhere, those involved would want her to talk about Sarah Palin and her insipid eldest daughter. Luckily, Mercede delivers.

Mercede on Bristol: "Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She’ll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I’ve ever known... I didn’t know someone could be so vindictive and evil."

I'm with Mercede 100% because Bristol did seem "evil" on Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Mercede continued: "[She's] a sociopath. She doesn’t think anything she could do or does is wrong.”

She's miserable, we get that, but calling Bristol a sociopath is a bit much. Bristol is just like Sarah, everyone else is wrong and she's always right. I had no respect for Bristol before, but she really turned me off when she said that her virginity was "stolen" by Levi Johnston. I don't care how bad your breakup gets, implying that your ex raped you just because makes you pretty evil in my book.

Levi Johnston, arguably the world's most famous redneck baby daddy, has a younger sister, Mercede, who used her brother's fame to land a nude photo spread in next month's issue of Playboy. Needless to say, Levi and Mercede are backwoods, white trash hicks of the highest order. And yet I love them. Why? Because the only thing they hate more than fancy book learnin' is Sarah Palin.

The Johnstons have essentially launched a campaign to destroy Sarah's reputation and political career, and in her Playboy interview, Mercede dealt a few more crushing blows. For example, when asked what kind of President Sarah would be, Mercede responded, "I think she'd have had a mental breakdown ... As governor she quit on us." She added that the residents of Sarah's hometown of Wasilla, Alaska "can't stand Palin...I would say 70 percent." But she saved her harshest words for Sarah's Teen Mom reject of a daughter, Bristol Palin.

"She and Levi planned it. They were trying to conceive for months," Mercede said of Bristol's supposedly accidental pregnancy, which Bristol previously claimed was the result of Levi forcing himself on her. But according to Mercede, Bristol had a change of heart soon after getting knocked up. Mercede says Bristol once texted Levi, "Ever since the moment I found out I was pregnant, I prayed to God you weren't the father." Wait, so there's a chance Levi wasn't the father? Yup. Mercede added, "Levi never liked [Bristol] to drink because it made her more promiscuous." Daaaaayum.

Jesus, with all the drama and ridiculous names, I feel like I'm recapping the worst soap opera ever written. The point is, Bristol and Sarah Palin are both lying idiots whom we should all just ignore until they go away. 

Levi Johnston's 18 year-old sister has gone nude for a four-page nude pictorial for Playboy magazine. Mercede's issue will hit newsstands on August 12. Anyone excited?

Levi famously took it off, and now his opportunist sister is doing the same. Levi's issue was hyped for months, with Levi appearing on television shows to tease us about whether or not he would show his peen. I guess 18 year-old Mercede's just couldn't wait to pose! Will she show more skin than her brother did? Heidi Montag was pretty covered up in her Playboy spread, so you never know.

Mercede and Bristol Palin do not get along. Bristol claims that Levi "stole" her virginity in a tent, but Mercede didn't buy it.

Mercede blogged: "After she made those hurtful and indefensible statements in her book about my brother, I decided no matter how uncomfortable I feel talking about this, it is something which I must do."

Mercede said that Levi loved Bristol: "No one deserves to be accused of such a disgusting and horrendous thing. Especially not my brother who, believe it or not, truly loved Bristol with all of his heart."

First I was writing about Mercede's stripping down and now I'm defending Levi? I hate the Palins and I was expecting Bristol to be libelous in her book. He's the father of the child that she loves and I am shocked that she would hint that he raped her, or "stole" her virginity. Can't stand Bristol, so I have to side with Mercede, even if she's nothing but a redneck whore. Hopefully she'll strip and then just go away.

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Since she makes a decent paycheck by telling teenagers to not have sex, it makes perfect sense that Bristol Palin would want to place the blame for her own teenage pregnancy on her redneck baby daddy, Levi Johnston. The problem is, when a girl claims a guy had sex with her against her will, she's accusing him of rape, and it's kind of a serious thing.

Bristol appeared on Good Morning America yesterday, and when asked to clarify the controversial claim made in her new memoir that Levi "stole" her virginity, she basically backpedaled like crazy. "I'm not accusing Levi of date rape, or rape at all," Bristol said. "But I am just looking back on this with adult eyes I have now." She added that having sex with Levi was, "a foolish decision." A foolish decision that she then repeated a few hundred times.

She's right about that. Getting knocked up by a backwoods retard was probably not the best idea, but then again, falsely accusing someone of rape could potentially be a far worse decision, so I guess she really hasn't learned much. Good thing she's basically trying to make a career as a professional role model.

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Bristol Palin's memoir 'Afraid Of Life: My Journey So Far' details some of the trials and tribulations little Bristol has been through in her whopping 20 years on earth, and I'll be the first person in line to get a copy of this must-read publication. Okay, so I really don't have any plans on buying this book, but there is some sections to take notice about and read up on when the book is released: such as where Bristol lost her virginity, and what a man whore Levi Johnston really is.

In Bristol's upcoming memoir, she refers to Levi Johnston as "the gnat" and claims their f*ckship was full of lies and disappointment. Bristol reveals that Levi "cheated on me as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates." I don't know exactly what that means, but I'll take it as he was sticking his peen in a plethora of chicks around town.

How awesome is that? Pretty cool for Levi I guess, but damaging to Bristol. What's even better is Bristol describing what it was like waking up in a tent the next morning after losing her virginity to Levi. I'll have to wait for the book's release next week before we'll know, but I can imagine it was a chilly, damp, and a little musty.

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