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Levi Johnston's manager is demanding a retraction from the Tonight Show.

In a skit that aired last night, William Shatner performs a beat-poet rendition of Twitter posts that were allegedly written by Levi. William said, "What's the deal with taxi drivers not speaking English, is it a law against it?"

That's pretty offensive and Levi was, well... offended. Levi's manager said, "We are pissed. For a major network to come on TV and report something without fact checking ... wow. You can say what you want to say, but don't lie."

Levi has never had a Twitter account and has never had a Facebook page. He has also deleted his MySpace. This story reminds me that Levi isn't going anywhere anytime soon. He's trying to ride his 15 minutes out like Speidi. He should be thanking the Tonight Show.

Levi Johnston must be packing some heat in them jeans cause he's decided to go with the full frontal for Playgirl magazine. Sarah Palin must be so proud he's the father of her grandchild.

Levi's manager confirmed the penis shots saying "Everything's gonna hang out. We're talking full johnson." You gotta admit that's a great statement, a little corny but still funny! Levi is shooting the pictorial the same day Sarah Palin is appearing on Oprah.

Levi Johnston is taking jabs and throwing elbows at Sarah Palin through the media. He was on CBS' The Early Show this morning and suggested he could say things about Sarah that could get her "in trouble and could hurt her." Levi also said Sarah had referred to her son Trig, who has Downs syndrome, as retarded.

"I'm not gonna go that far. You know, I mean, if I really wanted to hurt her, I could very easily. But there's – I'm not gonna do it."

Sarah Palin released a statement in response to Levi's accusations:

"We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our 'blessed little angel' who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life. Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention."

Why even respond to some snobby little 19 year-old boy who is whoring himself and his penis out for attention? All of this b*tching and moaning about each other in the media makes them both look ridiculous.

Levi Johnston has been on a strict regimen of dieting and exercising for his nude Playgirl photospread. Levi is receiving six figures for his photos; and speculation over how much viewers may or may not see could possibly be put to rest now.

According to Levi's manager, Tank Jones, he's "90 percent sure" that Levi will go full frontal for Playgirl.

The magazine says that the photos will be taken by mid-November "in order to get the pictures out for the holidays." Hmmm... I know what I'm gettin' Grandma for Christmas!

I love all the stories about Levi Johnston revealing his 19 year-old baby making peen. It just proves that our country is headed in the right direction and focusing on some of the most important things in the history of the human race: hot neekid menz!

Even Levi Johnston's trainer, Marvin Jones, is getting in on the attention whoring, giving an exclusive interview on what Levi's doing to get his body right for Playgirl magazine.

It all starts with his diet. Marvin said, "Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean."  The 19-year-old father has adopted a 3,500-calorie low-carb diet as part of a grueling regimen.

Levi is workin' his muscles three hours a day, six days a week, followed by cardio training and then a rest in the sauna. Dear GAWD! How does Levi find the time to do all that working out? Good thing he doesn't have a job!

Marvin said that Levi will be "more toned and defined."

"I'd like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We're going to firm his abs up, [and give him a] smaller waist."

The photo shoot is next month. The nation is counting on you to deliver, Levi! No pressure.

Levi Johnston's "f*cking redneck" ass probably thinks that Playgirl is mostly looked at by the ladies. WRONG! Gay men love Playgirl magazine and the gays love Levi and his baby face, not so sure the high school dropout knows that.

Levi has been working out at least six days a week for the past three weeks with the help of a new personal trainer.

Sarah Palin's nightmare will go full frontal or bareback for his spread. We've been hearing about Levi possibly stripping down before an offer was even on the table, so Levi's nudie shots may be the new Britney Spears' crotch shot or Vanessa Hudgens bush pic.

The Playgirl pix will be shot sometime this month.

Bristol Palin's baby daddy and Sarah Palin's nightmare, Levi Johnston has said that he's become an aspiring actor. After accompanying Kathy Griffin to the Teen Choice Awards, he has scored his first role: eating nuts.

Levi Johnston busts some pistachio nuts "with protection" of his bodyguard, Tank Jones, whom he hired in the summer.

Levi's commercial is part of Wonderful Pistachio's $15 million ad campaign to help the pistachio industry make some money after a crippling salmonella recall earlier this year.

Other "celebrities" like Wee-Man and Adrianne Curry will be featured in other ads.

I like Levi's commercial. It gets your attention, Levi's wearing an Alaska shirt for those who need a little help remembering who he is, and it's a corny attempt to tie the sperminator to a product. Works for me cause he's cute.

Kathy Griffin's former date and self-proclaimed "f*cking redneck" baby daddy, Levi Johnston is going nude. It wasn't too long ago that Levi said that he will get butt nekkid for the right price.

Levi Johnston will be featured nude in Playgirl magazine and he has been working with a personal trainer to get hot. The deal is in place, but Levi's unsure of whether to bare his bare a*s or reveal his baby making penis. Decisions! Decisions!

Is this dude for serious? You show your a*s, idiot, unless your dick is so massive that you want bragging rights, in which case, you rock out with your cock out. Sorry, all. I'm always in a cheesy mood.

I think Levi's cute. I love his baby face and I love that he continues to find new ways to piss off Sarah Palin.

When I first saw Levi Johnston, I understood the appeal. Although he's an illiterate "f*cking redneck" he's a cute "f*cking redneck" and now he's on the map.

Levi had an interview with Bravo's Andy Cohen where Andy says that Levi is somewhat of a "gay pin-up boy." Huh?! Levi responded with, "I think it's great, man. Um, I just like my fans. Just another person."

Levi also said that he likes older women "a little bit, yeah," and that he would take it all off for some thick dolla. Levi confessed,

"It depends on the money, man. It's gotta be right for that."

Levi needs to slow his roll! As much as I would love to see what he's working wit, offers for men to go nude, and Z-listers at that, really aren't that great. He needs a Vh1 show. It should be called Lovin' Levi! That reminds me, I think I missed the deadline to audition for The Entertainer's new show. I was too busy with my vacation. Grrrr.

Kathy Griffin shocked everyone with a pulse as she held hands with Britstol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston, on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards.

They make a cute couple! Ha. But they're not dating. Yes, some reporters actually speculated - what an insult to Kathy.

Levi Johnston always looks uncomfortable when he's in front of the cameras, so it's great that he's breaking outta his shy shell. You know K. Griffin told him to kiss her, and she probably enjoyed it. I know I would.

Kathy keeps getting hotter these days and it's adorable that they're matching. Take that, Sarah! I can see the fumes coming outta your ears from my house.