Levi Johnston's "f*cking redneck" ass probably thinks that Playgirl is mostly looked at by the ladies. WRONG! Gay men love Playgirl magazine and the gays love Levi and his baby face, not so sure the high school dropout knows that.

Levi has been working out at least six days a week for the past three weeks with the help of a new personal trainer.

Sarah Palin's nightmare will go full frontal or bareback for his spread. We've been hearing about Levi possibly stripping down before an offer was even on the table, so Levi's nudie shots may be the new Britney Spears' crotch shot or Vanessa Hudgens bush pic.

The Playgirl pix will be shot sometime this month.

Bristol Palin's baby daddy and Sarah Palin's nightmare, Levi Johnston has said that he's become an aspiring actor. After accompanying Kathy Griffin to the Teen Choice Awards, he has scored his first role: eating nuts.

Levi Johnston busts some pistachio nuts "with protection" of his bodyguard, Tank Jones, whom he hired in the summer.

Levi's commercial is part of Wonderful Pistachio's $15 million ad campaign to help the pistachio industry make some money after a crippling salmonella recall earlier this year.

Other "celebrities" like Wee-Man and Adrianne Curry will be featured in other ads.

I like Levi's commercial. It gets your attention, Levi's wearing an Alaska shirt for those who need a little help remembering who he is, and it's a corny attempt to tie the sperminator to a product. Works for me cause he's cute.

Kathy Griffin's former date and self-proclaimed "f*cking redneck" baby daddy, Levi Johnston is going nude. It wasn't too long ago that Levi said that he will get butt nekkid for the right price.

Levi Johnston will be featured nude in Playgirl magazine and he has been working with a personal trainer to get hot. The deal is in place, but Levi's unsure of whether to bare his bare a*s or reveal his baby making penis. Decisions! Decisions!

Is this dude for serious? You show your a*s, idiot, unless your dick is so massive that you want bragging rights, in which case, you rock out with your cock out. Sorry, all. I'm always in a cheesy mood.

I think Levi's cute. I love his baby face and I love that he continues to find new ways to piss off Sarah Palin.

When I first saw Levi Johnston, I understood the appeal. Although he's an illiterate "f*cking redneck" he's a cute "f*cking redneck" and now he's on the map.

Levi had an interview with Bravo's Andy Cohen where Andy says that Levi is somewhat of a "gay pin-up boy." Huh?! Levi responded with, "I think it's great, man. Um, I just like my fans. Just another person."

Levi also said that he likes older women "a little bit, yeah," and that he would take it all off for some thick dolla. Levi confessed,

"It depends on the money, man. It's gotta be right for that."

Levi needs to slow his roll! As much as I would love to see what he's working wit, offers for men to go nude, and Z-listers at that, really aren't that great. He needs a Vh1 show. It should be called Lovin' Levi! That reminds me, I think I missed the deadline to audition for The Entertainer's new show. I was too busy with my vacation. Grrrr.

Kathy Griffin shocked everyone with a pulse as she held hands with Britstol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston, on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards.

They make a cute couple! Ha. But they're not dating. Yes, some reporters actually speculated - what an insult to Kathy.

Levi Johnston always looks uncomfortable when he's in front of the cameras, so it's great that he's breaking outta his shy shell. You know K. Griffin told him to kiss her, and she probably enjoyed it. I know I would.

Kathy keeps getting hotter these days and it's adorable that they're matching. Take that, Sarah! I can see the fumes coming outta your ears from my house.

I fully support this! That has everything nothing to do with Levi Johnston being hot, I just think it's janked up that Bristol Palin dumped him so that her dad would get her a car. He attended the GOP Convention, more than likely against his will, and had to endure listening to Sarah Palin's whiny voice for years. The man has paid his dues!

Levi Johnston is now officially an aspiring actor and model!

According to his new manager Tank Jones, he is getting closer to a clinching a deal that will help him support the baby son he fathered with his former girlfriend, Bristol Palin.

"There's offers on the table for a little bit of everything – sitcom appearances, a reality show, some modeling. We haven't signed anything, but there's offers." Jones declined to give specific details.

"[But] it's not like he can go and get a normal job now. Because of all the publicity. The whole interviewing thing, and red carpet and paparazzi – he still hasn't gotten comfortable with it, but what else does he have? Can he go work at McDonald's? ... He wants to take care of his son financially."

Levi is hot and he has potential to make some thick dolla. He's not going to be A-list, but he shouldn't pass up these opportunities and I'm glad that he isn't. Levi's manager is right, he can't have any "normal job now." And thanks to Sarah Palin, whom I can't stand so much I didn't even blog about her feud with David Letterman, the Palins will always be in the spotlight which means Levi will always be in the spotlight.

Milk it, hottie!

Bristol Palin has dodged a major bullet by ending her relationship with baby daddy Levi "fucking redneck" Johnston. Pressured into pretending that they were always gonna get married and Bristol's accidental pregnancy had nothing to do with it, they've decided to end their charade.

Johnston, 19, said the couple decided "a while ago" to split. He did not offer more details.

Palin -- the 18-year-old daughter of Alaska governor (and former vice presidential nominee) Sarah Palin -- and Johnston welcomed their son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, on Dec. 27.

The couple had planned to wed this summer.

Last month Bristol called teen abstinence is "not realistic at all." and hoped that people will learn from her story.

"We both love each other," Johnston said earlier. "We both want to marry each other. And that's what we are going to do. We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid."

Well, I actually think Bristol's predicament gives young teens a realistic example of what happens when you have unprotected sex and get engaged just because a child is involved. I wish her, her ex and her entire family all the best.

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I. Am. Shocked. Bristol Palin's baby daddy Levi Johnston says he's a "fucking redneck" who doesn't want kids!!!!!!!!! Now this boy has got class. This marriage is definitely going to work out.

Levi also claims he enjoys shooting the sperm, "shooting the shit." Explains everything. Levi seems like the kind of tool who'll tell ya he doesn't need to use a condom because he's gonna pull out and everything will be fine. Of course Bristol got knocked up. In Alaska people fuck to keep warm.

The New York Post has excerpts from Johnston's MySpace page:

On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.

"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."

"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.

He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."

It's so problematic and dangerous how major media outlets and respectable news sources go to someone's MySpace page and report what the eff it says.

My real MySpace says I'm a married "proud parent" who's a bi-sexual trophy wife. Come on!

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