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In a major upset, Lil Kim and her "bionic booty" were voted off of Dancing With the Stars last night.

This is a huge mistake! Jewel's husband Ty Murray remains in the competition even though he's a stiff, untalented dancer. Ty stood there in shock as his partner was also pretty frozen when they heard the news. You can tell that Ty felt bad because he does not deserve to be there! The judges also don't like him and it's ridiculous that he's still around.

Lil Kim said, "I think this is one of the greatest experiences I've ever [had] in my life. I think I've brought a different audience [to the show]. I know people who've never watched the show and they watch the show [now]."

Kim's partner Derek Hough said, "I love this girl so much, and she has been one of my favorites."

Team Tango was comprised of Lil Kim, Ty Murray and Gilles Marini. They all worked it out, putting a ballroom spin on Britney Spears' "Womanizer" song. Naturally, I liked Team Mambo's "Single Ladies" better than Team Tango because of my song preference alone, but I'm posting both videos just to be fair.

Lil Kim is completely comfortable being completely naked, so a little nip slip may have been right up her alley. Kim's boob took a peak when she performed the jive with partner Derek Hough on last night's Dancing With the Stars. However, the goods were edited out of the West Coast feed. Lil Kim is such an energetic performer. She's doing great!

So strange! Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt, Lindsay Lohan, Lil Kim and Leonardo DiCaprio were in attendance. No pics of Leo, though.

Queen Latifah looks great.

In the new film Nortorious the life of the Notorrious B.I.G is examined. This includes people in his life such as Sean P.Diddy Combs, Faith Evans, and Lil Kim. In a statement released by Lil Kim, she lets everyone know how she feels about her depiction in the film.

In a statement, she said: "The film studio and producers involved were more concerned about painting me as a ‘character' to create a more interesting story line instead of a person with talent, self-respect and who was able to achieve her own career success through hard work."

She added: "Even though my relationship with Big was at times very difficult and complicated (as with most relationships we have all experienced at one time or another), it was also genuine and built on great admiration and love for each other. Regardless of the many lies in the movie and false portrayal of me to help carry a story line through, I will still continue to carry his legacy through my hard work and music."

Kim is a picky bitch, so I have a feeling anything producers did would piss her off. In fact I think this whole releasing a statement thing is just a tactic to get herself a piece of the pie. Now she is just trying to make the movie about her.

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Lil Kim brought her gorgeous ass out to the CFDA Fashion Awards and she has never looked hotter! All the chopping and tugging on her skin has paid off. I'm not an advocate of plastic surgery, but bitch looks ferosh. And she's also wearing the right color. The purple is workin' the weave looks right, I don't even mind the pale lipstick. Kim looks great!!!! Keep it up, babe. No. More. Surgeries. Don't do it for the kids.

I can't wait until parts of Kim's face start falling off and peeling while she's on the red carpet one day. She's a looker - you just can't stop staring at her, wondering how much pain she's in and how many muscles she can use in her face at any given moment.

When I think about it, how can you possibly give good oral when the only part of your face you can move is your eyelids? Girls, this is the reason why you shouldn't chop up your face! Heh. Gawd, I'm more random than usual today.

Oh ya! And Kim won some lawsuit,

Lil' Kim notched a victory in court yesterday when a judge awarded her $500,000 dollars over an unauthorized DVD released by former cohort Lil' Cease.Lil' Kim filed the $6 million dollar lawsuit against Lil' Cease in July of 2005, claiming the former Junior M.A.F.I.A. member illegally used her name and likeness to promote his DVD The Chronicles of Junior M.A.F.I.A. Part II: Reloaded.

According to The New York Post, Manhattan Federal judge Jed Rakoff sided with Lil' Kim and ruled that Lil' Cease and his company Ground Zero entertainment infringed upon Lil' Kims rights.

In July of 2005 Lil' Kim won a temporary restraining order against the entire Junior M.A.F.I.A. and Ground Zero Entertainment to halt sales of the DVD.

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Just when I'm like, okay, bitch doesn't look that rough, Lil Kim comes out lookin' like this.

Besides chopping and stretching the hell outta her face, it looks like Kim's also into skin bleaching; and her makeup color is way off. She hates herself so much that she can't even keep her own eyebrows - those have to be fake too. I'm also really feelin' the Jay Leno chin, because it helps her look more fug - poetic justice, if you will. It's like the more work she gets done, the longer the chin. That seems fair to me. :)

Plastic surgery is a bitch, turns ya into a wax figure.

Kim's got Michael Jackson's nose, Heidi Montag's chin, Joan Rivers' cheeks, and Beyonce's eyes. She'd look hot, if only she were real. I barely recognize Lil Kim these days; I have to read captions first to figure out who she is. Marc Jacobs is lookin' greasy but those are some nice diamond earrings he's got on. If only he could save her.