Chris Brown is off to a good start. His new single "I Can Transform Ya" is so much better than Rihanna's comeback single "Russian Roulette."
Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and Alicia Keys' married boyfriend Swiss Beatz all do their thing in this entertaining comeback video. Was this shot on a weekend? I thought CB was too busy picking up trash in Virginia to work on new projects.
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Lil Wayne has plead guilty to second-degree weapons possession charges in a New York courtroom today. He had previously plead not guilty.
A .40-caliber handgun was found on Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.'s tour bus in July 2007. DNA evidence reportedly linked the rapper to the weapon. If he'd been found guilty, he could have faced up to three-and-a-half-years behind bars, according to Rolling Stone magazine.
Wayne faces a trial for felony drug possession and weapon possession in Arizona after an incident in which marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy and a handgun were allegedly found on his tour bus.
Celebrities think they're above the law, or they still have lots of hood in 'em even after they become rich and famous. Then they're thrown in jail with their fans and life is easy, right? Or do the hater inmates attack 'em behind bars as soon as they have access? In Lil Wayne's case, he better hope that everyone loves his midget ass - figuratively speaking - or he's in trouble.
Lil Wayne got on his feet at the New Orleans Hornets NBA Playoff game in New Orleans, Louisiana. Lil Wayne is from New Orleans, which pretty much explains everything. He sat courtside with Reggie Bush of the NFL's New Orleans Saints.
I could only find these five photos from the paparazzi agency I downloaded them from. Didn't Wayne and Reggie eat there too? I like to see how men shove hot dogs into their mouf. It does nothing for me sexually, but analyzing wiener-handling is always a good gaydar test.
Lil Wayne is sexy. I don't know why I think that is the case, but I do, which is also... sexy.
There's just something about his midget ass, energy, talent and swagger that pulls me in.
A 13 year-old girl thought that Wayne was sexy too, and she basically raped him when he was only 11 years old.
Like 50 Cent and many other rappers and entertainers, Weezy lost his nut cherry at a very early, borderline prepubescent age. It is tragic and I wish that Wayne and every other entertainer who lost their innocence so young wouldn't talk about it because it gives 'em street cred and makes 'em sound so bad ass to young, impressionable fans.
Lil Wayne tells all to Playboy magazine. Here goes it:
How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?
WAYNE: I was 11 and the girl was 13. She had every board game you could imagine. I liked board games. We was playing Win Lose or Draw and on the board she wrote, “F*ck me.” Now I was 11, and I didn’t even know it meant “intercourse.” I just knew it was a cuss word, so I was like, “Why is she cussing herself out?” She said, “Do you want to play ‘Press Your Luck’? Well, the game is in my closet.” She had a walk-in closet, so she said, “Go get it, it’s right to the right….” When I walk to the closet she came in and cut the lights off and took off my pants, and I remember my ass was cold up against the wall. I was like, “What the hell!?” When I tried to push her off me, I felt that she was naked also, so I just stepped back and let her do what she do.
Are you good in bed?
WAYNE: I would say what makes me good in bed is that I am not aiming to be good. I am not expecting the chick to be like, “Oh, he was good.” I aim to please and if you do that every single time, I think you’re overall good, period. You don’t have to try and ram it or let me beat it up.
What celebrity would you most like to have sex with?
On 50 Cent,
Fuck two quarters. Bitch, I'll pour syrup in that vitamin water. I hope you die ugly, and tonight will be gorgeous."
Antonia "Toya" Carter, who divorced Wayne in 2004 after a two-year marriage announced her literary endeavor last week via her MySpace page. At the tender age of 14, she became pregnant with their only child, now 9-year-old Reginae.
The two married on Valentine's Day 2004, with the marriage existing somewhere between Lil' Wayne's more public relationships with R&B singer Nivea and rapper Trina.
While Carter blamed Wayne's infidelity for the dissolution of the marriage in early 2006, she told the magazine that they continue to maintain a strong friendship, and that the rapper has grown to become a "better father over the years."
This does not sound interesting at all. Bitch better find a way to spice things up.
Unlike a lot of artists who use the word "lil" before their stage name, Lil Wayne is actually little. Midget little, tiny. bite sized, and he feels that he's gotta sling.
Weezy is so adamant about protecting his vertically challenged ass that he didn't wanna go through a security at Fashion Rocks. He cancelled his performance instead. Doin' it fo the fans.
"When Lil' Wayne showed up to perform in the show - and he showed up on time - he was carrying a bag and refused, point blank, to go through security.
"Everyone else - including Rihanna, Chris Brown, Beyoncé, Justin Timberlake and Kid Rock - went through security, and we couldn't make an exception. He's obviously not a Boy Scout and has a history with drugs and guns.
"But he wouldn't budge and refused to have his bag searched or have a security wand passed over him. Then he started getting abusive: 'I don't need your [bleeping] show - I'm leaving if you make me do this.' So he had to leave, I mean, who knows what was in that bag?
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