A lot people (myself, more than most) make fun of Justin Bieber for being a spindly lesbian disguised as a 17 year-old boy, but the Biebs hangs with some of the hardest dudes in the music industry, so the joke's really on us. At all times, he's one phone call away from having us killed.

Justin is currently working on his next album, Believe, which will come out later this year. The record seems to be taking up most of Justin's time lately, but yesterday, he took a break to get his Weezy on, and fortunately for us, he tweeted the results.

"Good time in the studio last night. back at it tonight. oh yeah…and big bro came thru," Justin posted, along with the above pic of Weezy and the Biebs. He added, "and when i say big bro i mean @LilTunechi . #BELIEVE IT #family." Wow. See that's how being famous works. Justin Bieber gets to publicly claim that he's Lil Wayne's brother, and he doesn't get shot for it.

Justin has been tight-lipped with details of the recording process, but he did reveal that Wayne wasn't the only big name to pay him a visit recently. "in the studio with @timbaland and the crew. #creating... got a lot of things i want to write about. ready to make music," he tweeted. Lil Wayne and Timbaland on the same album? Sounds like the Biebs is trying to move past the tweenage girl crowd and onto a more mature audience.

Dhea and Lil Wayne are already "married," so it makes sense that they would be spending Christmas together. The NBA kickoff games were yesterday and celebrities on both coasts put their Christmas celebrations on hold to watch some basketball.

Kanye West, Megan Fox, and more watched the Lakers game while Chris Rock and Spike Lee enjoyed courtside Knicks seats.

I have to hand it to Dhea. Laker games are a paparazzi magnet and Lil Wayne's chick still showed up to the game looking fresh faced and dressed down. Hmmm. It's pretty cool that she's lazy doesn't care?

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Lil Wayne and his Italian girlfriend Dhea reportedly got hitched two weeks ago! Media Takeout reports that Lil Wayne and Dhea had a "non-traditional wedding ceremony" for those who "don't believe in the western marriage ideal."

Dhea and Weezy began dating after Wayne was released from prison. They promised to "write the rules of their marriage as they go." They aren't legally committed to each other, but Dhea did receive two wedding rings out of her sham wedding: one on her index finger in the Hebrew tradition, another on her ring finger in the Christian tradition.

This 'wedding' sounds mad cheap (and senseless), but I'm all for using any excuse to get people together to party.

It's a good thing Lil Wayne and the rest of the Young Money roster aren't exactly hurting for cash. Weezy and company are facing a $15 miilion lawsuit which alleges they stole the hit song "Bedrock," featuring Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj and Lloyd.

Dwayne Carter Jr. (aka Weezy) is scheduled to appear in court on October 12. He's also facing allegations that he refused to compensate a production team who worked on his 2008 album Tha Carter III. Weezy's got problems. But he also gets panties thrown at him wherever he goes, so it kinda evens out.

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The ladies love Weezy, no doubt about it. When you've got mad love for a celebrity like Lil Wayne, what better way is there to show your affection and adoration other than throwing your panties on stage?

While in Camden, Lil Wayne was showered with women's panties during his performance. It starts off with just a pair or two, then the b!tches make it rain! Weezy is seen scooting panties off the stage with his foot, and it looks like he wished he had a pair of tongs to clear the stage instead of using his fingers. I wonder what his girlfriend thinks of all this? Just another day in Lil Wayne's world I guess.

Ladies, it's really not hot to throw your used up, crusty drawers on stage, especially when the dude has no clue who they came from or where they've been.

Check out Lil Wayne's panty-gate after the jump!

Antonia "Toya" Carter has finally moved on from Lil Wayne and she found a man who was willing to wife her up. Toya and Mickey "Memphitz" Wright got married on Saturday night in Atlanta.

Celebrity guests included Kandi Burruss of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Monica, Lauren London, and Tamar Braxton. Lil Wayne tweeted best wishes, while Tiny said that she had a wonderful time.

Congrats!

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Lil Wayne's new chick is some Italian girl from Arizona named Dhea. Dhea has been spotted at NBA games with the rapper and they've also been spotted walking on the beach in Miami. When she doesn't have her face on, Dhea is barely attractive, but when she's done up, she's really not bad.

Lil Wayne is like a black Kevin Federsperm. Dhea better take her birth control or expect to pop out another one of Weezy's kids within months. Have fun kids.

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Lil Wayne is with some unattractive "white girl" that has made everyone curious to know what she's about. Well, Lil Wayne is unattractive himself, so they're kind of perfect together in a way. But this is Weezy we're talking about here, dude could do much better. Complex magazine did some detective work and found some details on Weezy's new chick.

Lil Wayne's girlfriend's name is Dhea and she was born in Taranto, Italy. Dhea is from Scottsdale, Arizona and she works at a sexy nightclub there, which is also a restaurant and lounge. She currently lives in Scottsdale. Lil Wayne has made concert stops in Arizona. No one knows how these two linked up.

If you're going to date outside of your race - always upgrade. Downgrading is for those who suffer from an inferiority complex. I find it hilarious how some people - black men, Asian women - go out of their way to date members of another race. Cutting yourself off from certain races, especially your own race, is sad. You don't know what you may be missing out on cause you're not giving an entire group of people a chance, which is why I'm pretty much an equal opportunity slut. I don't say no to anyone semi-attractive who wants to hit it. Get a few shots in me while on an empty stomach and my standards boil down to 'Must understand English' so that I don't have to use hand gestures when it's time for you to GTFO.

Far be it for me to take shots at the dude I stole my blogging name from, but you'd think with all the time Weezy's had on his hands lately, he'd be able to come up with a better dis track.

It was only a matter of time before someone responded to Wiz Khalifa's Pittsburgh-centric banger with a lame, pro-Packers novelty song, I'm just surprised Lil Wayne was the one to do it. I'm gonna chalk this one up to the fact that dude's on parole and can't smoke 80 blunts a day anymore, so he's gotta stay busy somehow. I was gonna write a response verse of my own, but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with "Roethlisberger."

Anyway, to hear Weezy's love letter to Aaron Rodgers. It's possible I'm just biased because I have big money on Pittsburgh, but remember, when it comes to the Super Bowl, it doesn't matter who wins or loses, it's all about how drunk you get. 

Lil Wayne was released from prison this morning and is wasting no time getting back into the party grind. Having been locked away in the pokey from beautiful half-naked honeys for the last 8 months, Weezy has a big party planned for him this Sunday in Miami.

Young Money records president Mack Maine said the party in Lil Wayne's honor is to help him readjust to normal life on the outside.

"It should be a lot of beautiful women, just ... beautiful scenery. Just treat him like a king, like the royalty that he is and make him feel like we really missed him and welcome him back to the family."

Maine also said after the private party, the entourage will move the celebration to the King of Diamonds strip club. Woot, woot!

Welcome back Weezy! Enjoy those hot booty claps, lap dances, and lucite heels that will be up in your grill all night long, and have fun removing all the hooker glitter Monday morning.