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Lily Allen posted a new blog where she said that she's done making music.

Lily, 24, has been focusing on her appearance in "Reasons to be Pretty," a London theatre production which follows a group of working-class people who are bored with their lives.

Lily said,

“Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record. I do however remain a fan of new music, so this is not some selfish crusade. The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I’m concerned, so I don’t stand to profit from legislation. Except future purchases of previously recorded material.”

Hopefully Lily was just hormonal when she typed that. The music industry needs her!

Lily Allen gets topless for the October issue of the UK version of GQ.

Lily Allen was named Woman of the Year by the publication, and what better way to celebrate your femininity than to show off your lady parts?

I love that Lily's always topless on the beach and saying that she's comfortable with her body. She has a very healthy body image. Some of that is due to her being European, IMO, and the rest is due to her being a free spirit.

Lily has also been signed to BFF Kate Moss' modeling agency, Storm. Go Lily!

Lily Allen is doing what she does best, talking trash. Lily's new target is pot-bellied 48 year-old Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle. Lily said,

"I thought her timing was off on Britain’s Got Talent on Sunday - no control, and I don't think she has an amazing voice. She can sing, but it's not about talent with her, is it?"

Boyle "seems like a lovely lady but, if the show is about talent, then that Shaheen [Jafargholi] kid should win."

Why can't Lily allow Susan to have her moment?! I personally don't give a qweef who wins a show that I don't even watch, but it's time for our priorities to shift and for us to begin looking inward instead of outward. Susan Boyle represents that, and for that reason alone (and her talent), she should be crowned the winner.

Lily Allen appeared on The View earlier this week, so she naturally talked sexism with the estrogen-only panel. Lily was a crazy, drunk b*tch the past few years but she's trying to blame her party girl image on sexism. Riiight.

Speaking about her first album Alright, Still, Lily said: ‘I took a bit of a beating the first time around. I became more famous for being a train wreck than a singer. I didn’t think I was capable of writing songs and making music.’

‘Young women are represented in a way that isn’t true. If a girl is having a drink she’s a drunk, if that happens with a guy it’s not portrayed the same way.’

Lily Allen speaks the truf! But coming from a drunken, cocaine-loving b*tch, her statement lacks all credibility. Bad girls receive more publicity than bad boys, but when you're drunk and high, you're drunk and high. Sexism or not, no drunk girl story would be created and no pictures would have been generated if Lily had remained sober in public. I commend her attempts to spin, though. Lily would do well on Fox News.

Now this is one f*ckship that I could get behind! As much as I think Lily Allen's too good for John Player, I think she's the only one who wouldn't be constantly swooning over him and would show him who's fierce.

Lily Allen leaves her fans hanging. It wasn't too long ago when Lily Allen canceled her tour because she missed her boyfriend! Now that she is back on the road again, the English singer isn't doing a good job at keeping promises. Lily had a meet and greet at her Salt Lake City, Utah, show last night for her VIP fans when things didn't go so well.

Many didn't get to chat up the songstress, as she had to be carried from the event by her security guard, sometime after 11 p.m.

"The guard later came back to let the guests waiting know that she was not feeling well and would not be returning." Lily was "curled up in his arms, head on his shoulder and feet dangling."

The guard also informed those gathered that they would have to leave the area.

Maybe "not feeling well" before a show means that Lily's "really bad at doing drugs" too?

Lindsay Attention Addict Lohan got on stage at Lily Allen's Los Angeles concert while Lily was singing Brit Brit's "Womanizer." Lindsay was completely out of her element and looked like an awkward waif before raising her arms in the air and walking off shortly after. Shhhh.... someone should tell Lindsay that jumping on stage isn't the best idea if you want folks to believe that you're a serious actress who doesn't drink or do drugs. Only a crackhead would walk out on stage and then walk off like an awkward airhead.

Meanwhile Lily looks hawt! Lindsay comes out around 3:30.

I just gotta call it like it is.

This is the very definition of gangsta. Last week I said Ms. Lily Allen's water bottle attack wasn't hood enough, but she is slicker than I thought.

After Lily slapped a douche and threw a water bottle, she got the court to rule in her favor. Only in Britain, all.

The singer filed�"and was granted�"an injunction against the offending photographers.

"In a court hearing that took place this afternoon, my client, Lily Allen, has resolved issues surrounding her constant harassment with two picture agencies and has also obtained from the High Court an injunction restraining further harassment of her by other paparazzi photographers."

I guess it's a good thing she didn't kick them in the nuts then. Well done, bitch!

While in London today, Lily Allen unleashed her water bottle on some paps. One of the paparazzos bumped into her car. Lily then got out, threw her water bottle at one and slapped another.

Lily was then taken away by her security. Ha! They watched it all take place.

This attack just isn't gangsta enough for my fancy. A water bottle just don't be hood.