"I'm not very talented at all, and I'm sure that people are just about to figure that out."
You're talented at talking shiz! Which makes me aspire to be like you. I'm a blogger, I try.
On a serious note, Lily's a great lyricist with a good voice to match. And she's a trainwreck, she has a lot of material to pull from. Lily's untalented ass will be around for years to come, I hope. She just has to keep talking shit and it may work.
Yesterday it was reported that Lily Allen said:
"The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true. I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work. But we never hear that side of the story. I wish people wouldn't sensationalize it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs."
Not that I agree with her, but I love that she said it. Just because she is so kooky and doesn't give a fuck! But now I'm disappointed because the fierce diva who I loved for being controversial is retracting her statement. Today she released this statement:
"Lily Allen would like to state unequivocally that she does not condone illegal drug use and has every sympathy with individuals and families whose lives have been blighted by drugs,"
Boo! I guess she was forced to do this because she has an album coming out. Still I get a sense that Lily is losing her edge, and I'm not happy about it.
Last month Lily Allen came out as Katy Perry hater. I thought it was perfect. Lily was miffed because Katy Perry had basically called her fat.
Even after Katy apologized, Lily was still pissed. Now there are rumors claiming that Lily Allen has Katy's personal phone number and is threatening to release it to the public. Lily allegedly posted this on her Facebook page:
"I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour.
“I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”
The Sun also claims that Lily is a member of several anti-Katy Perry groups. Personally, I didn't know there were anti-Katy Perry groups. Excuse me while I go join some.
Lily Allen bared her bee sting tits while sunbathing on the beach, sipping a drink and laughing with a friend. I'm sure she was pleased that the paps were taking pics of her mini boobs. I wonder if I would walk around topless if I had AA cups like Lily. I guess I will never know, but somehow I will have to find the strength within to carry on. What is it about these small chested whores that makes them so proud of their knobs?
Lesbian activist and progressive feminist Katy Perry has "apologized" for hinting that Lily Allen is fat.
Katy said,
I’m like a skinner version of Lily Allen!
Lily responded with,
“It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”
Now Katy's explaining herself,
"Yeah, I made a joke about [that] earlier this year, I was just kind of joking and trying to be funny. I didn't mean anything by it. Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously."
I have no problem with a female calling another bitch fat, or hinting at it by saying how she's a "skinnier version," but do so to a ho whose arm is thicker than your neck, at least. Have you no self-respect?
My fave line, "I am a weapon of massive consumption and its not my fault it's how I'm program to function." Uh, scratch that, I love all the lyrics.
I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don't care about clever I don't care about funny
I want loads of clothes and f***loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them
I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
‘Cuz everyone knows that's how you get famous
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track yeah I'm on to a winner
Chorus
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I'm being taken over by The Fear
Life's about film stars and less about mothers
It's all about fast cars and passing each other
But it doesn't matter cause I'm packing plastic
and that's what makes my life so f***ing fantastic
And I am a weapon of massive consumption
and its not my fault it's how I'm program to function
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track yeah I'm on to a winner
Chorus
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I'm being taken over by The Fear
Bridge
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission
Now I'm not a saint but I'm not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as I'm getting thinner
Chorus
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cause I'm being taken over by fear
I'm so glad this shitty year is coming to an end I cant wait for 09'. i love the world , fuck mcpalin.
Lily Allen, 23, was boozin' it up at last night's London GQ awards show. Lily was sipping champagne and slurring her words alongside Elton John. He wasn't impressed with her drunken ass. They both addressed the crowd with the following jabs.
Lily: "And now to the most important part of the night."
Elton: "What? Are you going to have another drink?"
Lily: "Fuck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!"
Elton: "I could still snort you under the table."
Lily: "Fuck off. I don't know what you are talking about."
Elton obviously owned dis bitch. First of all, because he's 40 years older than Lily, he's been in the game for decades longer. As of now Lily's simply a drunk ass future has been who better hope she doesn't fade into oblivion, which she probably will. Plus he brought up her coke habit which is hot. So embarrassing!
First of all, I thought Lily was 28, she's 23. At least I got the twenty something part right. Second, I don't believe a word she's saying at all. She tugged her effing shirt down and kept it there. Lily's pathetic and she's using the fact that she don't got no tits as an excuse for flashing. Try again, slut!
Lily's definitely one of those artists whose work you enjoy, but on a personal level, they're trash.
hello , i wore a loose fitting t shirt yesterday . I was very hot in London yesterday , and it's no secret I don't like wearing bras , besides i don't need to, measuring in at 32A it hardly seems necessary .My boob fell out twice and people on the blogs are saying it was a publicity stunt .
Lily's a giver. Not only is she kind enough to give a lil nip action, manipulating her own wardrobe malfunction, but her nip is hard and ready to go, too.
I hope she was on something when she did this, I could forgive her for that, but you know she wasn't under the influence of anything but her own stupidity and classless nature. She's, like, 28 right? Not cute, honey.
This is the stuff you can do when you're a young teen, featured in a Girls Gone Wild video or, or... there is no excuse. She's lame, but probably a really good time.
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