Lily Allen
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Sick fuck Michael Lohan lurks every website possible to find out what Lindsay Lohan is doing because his daughter doesn't talk to his ass. Via her Twitter, Lily Allen mentioned that she's spending some time with Lindsay, which, of course, prompted a response from Daddy Lohan.

Lily Allen didn't expect her posting to be read by her pal's dad - who promptly reprimanded her for her partying habits.
Allen tells Australian TV host Rove McManus,

"I've only been on Twitter for like a month or something but the other day I was in Los Angeles and I hung out with a friend of mine, Lindsay Lohan, and I got a Twitter from her father going, ‘Dear Lily, I think you have an alcohol problem that needs to be addressed.' From Michael Lohan! I was like ‘Leave me alone!'"

ZOMG! I want to cuss Michael Lohan out for Lindsay, Samantha, Lily and everyone on the planet, but you know it would be so draining. I just want to vomit on him. Sorry, all. I know that's a bit much, but at least I'm always honest.

Oh and Papa Lohan's Twitter is currently suspended! :)

You know bitch is sober. I think she can dance. Ha. Sometimes there's a lot you can tell from just a still frame.

Lily looks gorgeous.

Lily Allen is obnoxious, but that's what many of her fans love about her. Here's Lily Allen's quote from Spin Magazine

It's funny because my boyfriends have gone up in terms of age and how much money they make. Lester was 20 and had no money, Seb was 30 and had a bit more, Ed was 40 and had a bit more and Jay is pushing 50. That means the next one's probably gonna be 60. I like them old… and rich.

"I'm not very talented at all, and I'm sure that people are just about to figure that out."

You're talented at talking shiz! Which makes me aspire to be like you. I'm a blogger, I try.

On a serious note, Lily's a great lyricist with a good voice to match. And she's a trainwreck, she has a lot of material to pull from. Lily's untalented ass will be around for years to come, I hope. She just has to keep talking shit and it may work.

Yesterday it was reported that Lily Allen said:

"The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true. I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work. But we never hear that side of the story. I wish people wouldn't sensationalize it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs."

Not that I agree with her, but I love that she said it. Just because she is so kooky and doesn't give a fuck! But now I'm disappointed because the fierce diva who I loved for being controversial is retracting her statement. Today she released this statement:

"Lily Allen would like to state unequivocally that she does not condone illegal drug use and has every sympathy with individuals and families whose lives have been blighted by drugs,"

Boo! I guess she was forced to do this because she has an album coming out. Still I get a sense that Lily is losing her edge, and I'm not happy about it.

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Last month Lily Allen came out as Katy Perry hater. I thought it was perfect. Lily was miffed because Katy Perry had basically called her fat.

Even after Katy apologized, Lily was still pissed. Now there are rumors claiming that Lily Allen has Katy's personal phone number and is threatening to release it to the public. Lily allegedly posted this on her Facebook page:

"I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour.

“I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook.”

The Sun also claims that Lily is a member of several anti-Katy Perry groups. Personally, I didn't know there were anti-Katy Perry groups. Excuse me while I go join some.

Lily Allen bared her bee sting tits while sunbathing on the beach, sipping a drink and laughing with a friend. I'm sure she was pleased that the paps were taking pics of her mini boobs. I wonder if I would walk around topless if I had AA cups like Lily. I guess I will never know, but somehow I will have to find the strength within to carry on. What is it about these small chested whores that makes them so proud of their knobs?

Lily Allen's boobs, again

Lesbian activist and progressive feminist Katy Perry has "apologized" for hinting that Lily Allen is fat.

Katy said,

I’m like a skinner version of Lily Allen!

Lily responded with,

“It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”

Now Katy's explaining herself,

"Yeah, I made a joke about [that] earlier this year, I was just kind of joking and trying to be funny. I didn't mean anything by it. Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously."

I have no problem with a female calling another bitch fat, or hinting at it by saying how she's a "skinnier version," but do so to a ho whose arm is thicker than your neck, at least. Have you no self-respect?

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My fave line, "I am a weapon of massive consumption and its not my fault it's how I'm program to function." Uh, scratch that, I love all the lyrics.

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don't care about clever I don't care about funny
I want loads of clothes and f***loads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them

I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
‘Cuz everyone knows that's how you get famous
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track yeah I'm on to a winner

Chorus
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I'm being taken over by The Fear

Life's about film stars and less about mothers
It's all about fast cars and passing each other
But it doesn't matter cause I'm packing plastic
and that's what makes my life so f***ing fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption
and its not my fault it's how I'm program to function
I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror
I'm on the right track yeah I'm on to a winner

Chorus
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cuz I'm being taken over by The Fear

Bridge
Forget about guns and forget ammunition
Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission
Now I'm not a saint but I'm not a sinner
Now everything is cool as long as I'm getting thinner

Chorus
I don't know what's right and what's real anymore
I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore
When we think it will all become clear
‘Cause I'm being taken over by fear