Lindsay Lohan walked the red carpet at A&E's upfront event in New York last night. Lohan was there in support of the Lifetime network since she'll appear in the new "Liz & Dick" movie. Jennifer Love Hewitt was also in attendance, but Lindsay stole the show.

Above Lindsay's eyebrows there are orange streaks which pretty much confirms to me that this chick is on drugs. Who walks a red carpet with such uneven bronzer on their friggin' face? Lindsay keeps putting collagen in her lips and her legs look especially dark - this is what Lindsay's legs actually look like. She also continues to lighten up her hair extensions yet she isn't plucking her eyebrows. Sigh.

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President Obama has a lot of problems these days: angry tea partiers, millionaire Mormons gunning for his job...but he probably never thought he'd have to compete for attention with a coked-out has been struggling to make a comeback or a talentless reality "star" who attained fame by getting peed on.

Yup, Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian will both soon find themselves under the same roof as the leader of the free world when they share a table at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Dinner. The two infamous trainwrecks were both invited to the annual bash by Fox News, probably so that they can later convince their viewers that the President was in the bathroom ripping lines with LiLo all night.

I kid. In reality, no one has any friggin' clue why Fox invited these two flunkies, but rest assured, they'll be kept a safe distance from the important people. "No way," said a source involved with the event when asked by TMZ if the ladies had a shot at meeting the Pres. "The President almost never mingles with the guests." There may be some hope for the future of democracy, yet.

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Rosie's been in the entertainment business longer than Lindsay Lohan''s been alive so she should know that not every headline is true. Still, O'Donnell insists that Lohan is a substance abuser who desperately needs help, or else! Doesn't she know that you can't force someone to get help?

Rosie appeared on the Today Show again to talk about Lindsay. She doesn't think that Lohan should be cast in "Liz & Dick" and she says she shouldn't get any work until she gets professional help.

Rosie has to talk about Lindsay in order to make herself semi-relevant! "Watching Whitney Houston's funeral I recall thinking, 'Why didn't more people say what they knew?' We all knew. We watched Being Bobby Brown ... they were people in the throes of addiction."

O'Donnell argues that Whitney didn't have an intervention because "all anyone cared about was that the show was getting ratings." Sure, no one ever tried to help Whitney?! Rosie's bullsh!t continued: "To look at Lindsay Lohan, you can't help but feel for her ... and I do not think she's untalented, I think she's quite talented. But this is a dangerous situation."

O'Donnell is on television throwing an alleged drug addict under the bus. Lindsay has enough problems. If Rosie actually wanted to help her, she'd be personally reaching out to her instead of opening up her pie hole on television everyday this week.

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Lindsay Lohan may be a recovered cocaine user, but she still acts like a crackhead. In addition to Lohan being late to the set of "Glee" today, and being a C U Next Tuesday in her everyday life, she still wants to be famous. She only hosted Saturday Night Live recently, stripped for Playboy, and will be shooting Lifetime's "Liz & Dick" movie.

Lohan is trying to remain on the C-list at this point, yet she was photographed basically running away from the paps yesterday with her bony sister Ali Lohan? I guess Lindz doesn't like getting pap'd by photographers she didn't cut a deal with first.

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Rosie O'Donnell says oh hell no! Rosie appeared on the Today Show this morning, along with Star Jones and Donny Deutsch, where she was asked what she thinks about Lindsay Lohan being officially cast as Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime's Liz & Dick movie. Ironically Rosie said that she feels sorry for Lindsay and then proceeded to rip her a new one!

"I feel very sorry for her. I think she needs a lot of help. She needs time away."

Rosie said that Lindsay "was out and not at rehearsal" for SNL and that her new Liz & Dick role will be a trainwreck.

"The last thing she did good she was 16. I don't think she's right for the role and I don't think she's capable at this point of doing what's needed," O'Donnell says.

I don't think Lohan should be cast as Elizabeth because she attracts all the wrong attention to the project. But unlike Rosie, I refuse to get worked up about Lindsay at this point. She was cast on a Lifetime movie for the love of gawd. Her career is done!

Lindsay Lohan won't be the only celebrity to appear on Glee's May 15 episode. Celebrity gossip blogger will also be a guest on the show, along with Entourage and Suburgatory star Rex Lee. Lindsay, Perez and Rex will all play judges at Nationals. Lohan will be playing a "heightened" version of herself.

E! Online reports that Lohan will be giving "a long speech" about hard work and how much she supports the arts. And she's supposed to be playing herself?!

A source on the show says that Lindsay has been "very nice to everyone."

Lohan, Perez and Rex will be shooting their scenes this week.

Lindsay Lohan went to The Standard Hotel on the Sunset Strip last night, returning to the same nightclub where she allegedly pushed a woman two weeks ago. Lohan's friend drove her car to the hotel and her driver hit another car in the parking garage.

Lindsay called her dad for help and he showed up. Lindsay and Michael then hung out for a few hours and a woman in the booth next to theirs made a snide comment about Lilo showing up with her dad. Lindsay told the woman "Shut the f*ck up" and that's when the female threw a drink at Lindsay, soaking the has been. Michael then grabbed his daughter and led her out of the building. I'm on Team Lindsay with this one. So where's the video?

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Lindsay Lohan went to Coachella last weekend because, well, she's Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay wore a very short mini-dress and big heels to the famous outdoor music festival cause that's the right attire for drinking beer, listening to loud music and walking through clouds of marijuana smoke with your designer bag.

Lindz gave us more proof that she should keep her hair red, or the strawberry blonde hue that she was rockin'. How amazing does she look? I love the eyeliner on her too, it makes her look exotic. Lohan is currently under investigation for allegedly assaulting a woman at a hotel bar, but the only thing that could stop this chick from partying is death.

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Linds has been accused of fighting a woman in an LA club after the two argued over a mutual male acquaintance. Naturally, Lindsay's rep denies she was involved in any wrongdoing, saying the accuser is just "someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame."

Gleeks, are you ready for Lindsay Lohan to invade your screen, croaking out her lines and acting like an idiot? Well, your wishes have been granted. Lindsay will appear on Glee and she'll be playing herself! Good call on the writers part. No one knows if she's still capable of acting these days.

Lohan will play a celebrity judge at Nationals. Her probation is scheduled to end this Thursday.