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Michael Lohan has released yet another tape to prove how f*cked up Lindsay is and believes by doing so she may wake up out of her drug induced slumber and decide she needs to go to rehab. How can you call yourself a good father when you're airing all of your daughters dirty laundry? This is like brown streaks in your underwear type of dirty laundry.

This time the taped conversation is with Dina Lohan explaining what a hot mess Lindsay has become. Dina has been lashing out at Michael for thinking Lindsay needs an intervention, yet momma Lohan says she tried to do one herself but failed.

"You don't even know what I went through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd punch me in the face, threw me out of the car  like you don't know the [expletive] I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

Punched her own mother in the face and threw her out of the car? What a piece of sh*t daughter! Well, they're all a piece of poop, but to slap your mother around is unacceptable.

Lindsay posted a response to the latest taped conversation on Twitter and says her mother blamed herself for staying with Michael for so long and she begged her mother not to leave because Michael "always threatened to kill her if she did." Michael says Linds is full of crap and he's going to release more tapes to prove what a liar Lindsay is.

Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled brat who thinks she knows everything there is to know about life and believes she has her drug use under control. I give Lindsay three years before she's found dead in a hotel room from a drug overdose.

Lindsay Lohan has posted the following Tweets after Michael Lohan recorded and leaked her private phone conversations. I don't even know why Lindsay's responding to Michael.  She's just feeding the beast.

Lindsay needs a good lawyer and publicist to issue statements about how "disappointing" Michael's actions are and how he "violated her trust." Then they can throw in some politically correct jargon about how they will rip him a new one if he doesn't halt his defamation campaign.

Regardless, there was NOTHING special about Lindsay's tapes. We have all heard someone crying at some point in our lives or the other. Michael is so crazy. I'm sure he's probably brainstorming right now, thinking about what else he can leak for a paycheck.

Michael Lohan is telling everyone that he's staging an intervention for Lindsay Lohan because he wants her to enter rehab -as if that worked the three other times?!

Michael is so adamant about "helping" Lindsay, that he has released an audio tape that is supposed to prove what a train wreck addict she is.

Lindsay and Dina Lohan called Mikey and he recorded the calls and sold them to Radaronline.

Lindsay is heard saying, “Mommy says that I’m worse than you were.And she’s defending…She doesn’t back me…she doesn’t stand by me.” Lindsay was throwing herself a pity party. “No one cares about me. They don’t, by the way. It’s about how they feel, not how I feel...”

Michael Lohan is so severely mentally disturbed, he's completely unaware of how vile he is. He probably actually believes that he's doing this for Lindsay's own good. He forgets that he's hurting her and himself in the process. Fame is his drug. Papa Lohan's breed of narcissist is similar to those who've committed some of the most heinous acts in history. No exaggeration. He just gets worse.

I wish he had a stalker who threatened to kill him if he doesn't STFU. Ryan Seacrest's stalker really went after the wrong fame whore.

Michael Lohan is always talking to the press about Lindsay Lohan. His estranged daughter is currently trying to get a restraining order against him for California, cause he often shows up to her Los Angeles home unannounced.

Michael Lohan told the NY Post's Page Six,

"She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."

Although I agree with what Michael said about Lindsay, I'm free to do so. I'm not her parent. The last thing he should do is say that his young daughter looks nearly four times her age. Lindsay has battled an eating disorder for the past few years, she's injected her lips with collagen, spray tans her skin constantly, changes her hair extensions like every hour,... She's insecure and Papa Lohan isn't helping.

Mike isn't a panty creamer himself! Lindsay may look 100, but Michael acts like he's four.

I'm not gonna lie and say that these two are "dating." Just cause a little tongue down cracked out gums and throat action happens does not mark the birth of a new relationship. Especially when we're talking about Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween. Samantha Ronson's ex was all territorial, saying, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

Gerard, 39, and Lindsay, 22, reportedly left together.

Seriously? Lindsay doesn't have to leave anywhere with anyone. You know she's an eff-me-in-the-bathroom-stall-with-the-door-open kind of girl. She can snort her lines off the top of the toilet while he hits it from behind. Don't ask me why I know some people do that, or don't... I feel corrupted.

The attention whore parents of Lindsay Lohan are still battling out their differences about Lindsay's health in the media. Michael Lohan says he's so serious about getting Lindsay the helps she needs, that he's willing to air saved voice mail messages where Dina admits she's worried about Lindsay's health.

The two have been feuding over the last few weeks about Lindsay's drug problem with Michael speaking publicly about staging an intervention with her. Dina denied Lindsay has any kind of problem but Michael says she's full of sh*t. Michael plans to play some of the messages on Entertainment Tonight this coming Monday, which tell a different story. 

"I have proof that Dina has told me Lindsay is on death's doorstep. There have been frantic calls. And I'm going to prove that Dina is the liar, not me."

Michael also said Dina talks nicely about Samantha Ronson to Lindsay but when she speaks with Michael she "blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons." Doh! Michael is busting her out! Maybe I've got a case of the crazies, but I'm beginning to side with Michael Lohan. Somebody smack me around before I buy a Team Michael shirt.

It's a sad day for Avenue clue goers since Lindsay Lohan is now allowed back into the hot spot. Which gives Lindsay another place where she can get boozed up and snort a few lines.

Lindsay was banned from Avenue after she sent out a tweet regarding Justin Timberlake dancing with hot chicks. Unfortunately, none of those ladies were Jessica Biel. Lindsay was hard up to get back into Avenue and begged management to let her back in, and has visited the club twice this week.

"She besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior." And she kept her word -- abstaining from alcohol and even throwing away a drink sent over by another guest.

If we could just get film makers to ban her from starring in another movie, the world would be a perfect place.

Lindsay Lohan will never get Sam back now that she's enhanced her lips into inflatable bike tires, but that's a whole other story. Lilo is pulling some ex-girlfriend rage after hearing that Sam hung out with Nicole Richie.

Last Friday night Nicole, Joel Madden, and Samantha Ronson partied at Playhouse Hollywood and Lindsay is upset because she's not exactly BFFs with Nicole Richie. The group partied in the VIP area throwing back shots and danced together with Sam even spinning a few songs for Nicole. Once Linds heard the two were hanging out together, she was so mad her lips almost exploded!

"When Lindsay found out that Sam was out with Nicole, she was not happy! Since Lindsay's return to court last week, she has to be extra careful for probation, and [hearing about] Sam out with Nicole hurt her. Lindsay takes her hanging out with Nicole personally [and] as an attack on their on/off relationship"

Ewww, so Lindsay is one of those jealous exes that won't go away, says their still in love with you, want you back, your the world to them, etc. I'm sure men and women are lining up to get with Linds after hearing what a psycho ex-girlfriend she is.

Lindsay Lohan and married actor Balthazar Getty made headlines yesterday for allegedly making out at a Hollywood club over the weekend.

But last night Lindsay went to Teddy's at The Rossevelt Hotel in Hollywood to watch Samantha Ronson deejay. Linds and Sam "talked non-stop" while Samantha was working and they later left the club together.

When asked about Balthazar, Lindsay said that it's not true and that she met him "for the first time" the story broke.

Linds denies it all, saying, “Where are the pictures? You think I would do that to Sam [Ronson]?” - I SURE DO! Especially when Lindsay's notorious for hooking up with people she "just met." LiLo went on to say that she loves Samantha.

Lindsay Lohan's long-awaited return to the cock seems to be underway. Lindsay Lohan also has horrible taste in hookups and partners, so it's no surprise that she was spotted sucking face with married actor Balthazar Getty.

Balthazar is a wealthy heir and actor on ABC's Brothers & Sisters. But Balthazar was such a jerk on set that he was pretty much written outta the show. Balthazar also has four children but that didn't stop him from groping ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller's bee sting breasts and publicly making out with her on numerous occasions.

Lindsay and Balthazar snuck in through Voyeur nightclub's backdoor, made out at a table in the front of the room, and stayed for less than 30 minutes before leaving! WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!

I guess they couldn't wait to make f*ck. Sounds like they're made for each other.