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There's two things that Lindsay Lohan is good at and she should stick with 'em.... Snorting coke and taking pills. Lindsay was brought on as a celebrity adviser to work with the Ungaro fashion line and it turned out to be a complete disaster. When her 'works of art' debuted at Paris fashion week, it was an embarrassment to the fashion industry.

CEO Mounir Moufarrige is the dumbas* who announced over the summer that he was bringing Lindsay on to f*ck everything up "provide an electric shock" to the fashion house and all she succeeded in doing was making a mockery of the company.

Ungaro's chairman, Asim Abdullah wants Lindsay out before she does any more damage than she already has to their fashion line.

"Asim wants her out now. Department stores in the States have already told him they won't be picking up the line if Lohan remains a collaborator, so it's a serious issue."

Mounir is the one who hired and gave Lindsay a multi-year contract and he doesn't want to fire her. He better do what's right and get rid of her straggle haired *ss before he gets booted himself. Even main man Ungaro is upset with Lindsay's hand in the collection and said "I am furious, but I can't do anything about it," adding that the label "is in the process of losing its soul."

Just pay her whatever you agreed upon in the contract because you'll lose less money by getting rid of her, rather than letting her get her cigarette stained fingers onto any more of your designs.

If I were a famous ho, I would take advantage of all the free sh*t companies would give me for showing up to their events and not throw a temper tantrum if I didn't get what I wanted. Why? Because I'm cheap and something as simple as a free t-shirt makes me happy.

Lindsay Lohan is always making a fool of herself but she's hitting an all time low now that she's acting out and having meltdowns over the amount of free stuff companies want to allow her. Lindsay was paid to appear at the launch of Jermaine Dupri's new watch line called 'NuPop' at Kitson in West Hollywood and was also offered $500 by jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad to purchase items in the store. Because Lindsay thinks she's worth more than a whore at the Bunny Ranch, she thought she could get away with spending $15,000 and float the bill to Pascal.

Lohan (looking her usual worse-for-wear self) went crazy in the store pulling out drawers and insisting she wanted this and that, eventually racking up a hefty $15,000 bill. But when told she had exceeded her limit quite significantly, Lohan responded that “Pascal would take care of it because I’m the only celebrity here.”

“Pascal said no, so she went and started talking smack about him to Jermaine Dupri who doesn’t even know her. Eventually Pascal said she could have $2000 to spend but that was the absolutely limit."

Lindsay tried to get Kitson staffers to allow her to take more than what Pascal allowed but they wouldn't budge. She was told she would have to come back and talk to store owner Fraser Ross about getting the other $13,000 worth of stuff that she wanted. I hope he turned Lindsay Lohan's immature as* down and told her what a spoiled brat she is, and she shouldn't have inflated her lips to the size of her boobs.

Like all of the self-absorbed Lohans, Michael Lohan plays by his own rules. Dina Lohan's mentally disturbed sperm donor leaked private phone conversations to the media and he may end up in the clink for it.

Michael's selfish acts may earn him the golden ticket to becoming some inmates' newest butt boy.

It's all over a protective order Dina obtained in Nassau County, New York back in 2005, which bans Michael from communicating with Dina by email or phone until 2011.

One of the taped conversations was reportedly recorded in 2008, which means that Papa Lohan violated his protective order which could land him behind bars. Dina Lohan's attorneys have already contacted the Nassau County District Attorney in connection with the audio tapes.

I really don't know how to feel about this one. I wouldn't want to send my father to prison and I wouldn't want to co-sign on my mother doing so. I think fame hungry attention whores can not be rehabilitated. And if Dina and Lindsay simply aspire to silence him, there are other ways to accomplish that. Hint, hint: "Who gon check me, boo?" Pookie and his crew!

Michael Lohan has released yet another tape to prove how f*cked up Lindsay is and believes by doing so she may wake up out of her drug induced slumber and decide she needs to go to rehab. How can you call yourself a good father when you're airing all of your daughter's dirty laundry? This is like brown streaks in your underwear type of dirty laundry.

This time the taped conversation is with Dina Lohan explaining what a hot mess Lindsay has become. Dina has been lashing out at Michael for thinking Lindsay needs an intervention, yet momma Lohan says she tried to do one herself but failed.

"You don't even know what I went through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She'd punch me in the face, threw me out of the car  like you don't know the [expletive] I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult."

Punched her own mother in the face and threw her out of the car? What a piece of sh*t daughter! Well, they're all a piece of poop, but to slap your mother around is unacceptable.

Lindsay posted a response to the latest taped conversation on Twitter and says her mother blamed herself for staying with Michael for so long and she begged her mother not to leave because Michael "always threatened to kill her if she did." Michael says Linds is full of crap and he's going to release more tapes to prove what a liar Lindsay is.

Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled brat who thinks she knows everything there is to know about life and believes she has her drug use under control. I give Lindsay three years before she's found dead in a hotel room from a drug overdose.

Lindsay Lohan has posted the following Tweets after Michael Lohan recorded and leaked her private phone conversations. I don't even know why Lindsay's responding to Michael.  She's just feeding the beast.

Lindsay needs a good lawyer and publicist to issue statements about how "disappointing" Michael's actions are and how he "violated her trust." Then they can throw in some politically correct jargon about how they will rip him a new one if he doesn't halt his defamation campaign.

Regardless, there was NOTHING special about Lindsay's tapes. We have all heard someone crying at some point in our lives or the other. Michael is so crazy. I'm sure he's probably brainstorming right now, thinking about what else he can leak for a paycheck.

Michael Lohan is telling everyone that he's staging an intervention for Lindsay Lohan because he wants her to enter rehab -as if that worked the three other times?!

Michael is so adamant about "helping" Lindsay, that he has released an audio tape that is supposed to prove what a train wreck addict she is.

Lindsay and Dina Lohan called Mikey and he recorded the calls and sold them to Radaronline.

Lindsay is heard saying, “Mommy says that I’m worse than you were.And she’s defending…She doesn’t back me…she doesn’t stand by me.” Lindsay was throwing herself a pity party. “No one cares about me. They don’t, by the way. It’s about how they feel, not how I feel...”

Michael Lohan is so severely mentally disturbed, he's completely unaware of how vile he is. He probably actually believes that he's doing this for Lindsay's own good. He forgets that he's hurting her and himself in the process. Fame is his drug. Papa Lohan's breed of narcissist is similar to those who've committed some of the most heinous acts in history. No exaggeration. He just gets worse.

I wish he had a stalker who threatened to kill him if he doesn't STFU. Ryan Seacrest's stalker really went after the wrong fame whore.

Michael Lohan is always talking to the press about Lindsay Lohan. His estranged daughter is currently trying to get a restraining order against him for California, cause he often shows up to her Los Angeles home unannounced.

Michael Lohan told the NY Post's Page Six,

"She's a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old."

Although I agree with what Michael said about Lindsay, I'm free to do so. I'm not her parent. The last thing he should do is say that his young daughter looks nearly four times her age. Lindsay has battled an eating disorder for the past few years, she's injected her lips with collagen, spray tans her skin constantly, changes her hair extensions like every hour,... She's insecure and Papa Lohan isn't helping.

Mike isn't a panty creamer himself! Lindsay may look 100, but Michael acts like he's four.

I'm not gonna lie and say that these two are "dating." Just cause a little tongue down cracked out gums and throat action happens does not mark the birth of a new relationship. Especially when we're talking about Lindsay!

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were spotted making out at the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort in Morocco on Halloween. Samantha Ronson's ex was all territorial, saying, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all.”

Gerard, 39, and Lindsay, 22, reportedly left together.

Seriously? Lindsay doesn't have to leave anywhere with anyone. You know she's an eff-me-in-the-bathroom-stall-with-the-door-open kind of girl. She can snort her lines off the top of the toilet while he hits it from behind. Don't ask me why I know some people do that, or don't... I feel corrupted.

The attention whore parents of Lindsay Lohan are still battling out their differences about Lindsay's health in the media. Michael Lohan says he's so serious about getting Lindsay the helps she needs, that he's willing to air saved voice mail messages where Dina admits she's worried about Lindsay's health.

The two have been feuding over the last few weeks about Lindsay's drug problem with Michael speaking publicly about staging an intervention with her. Dina denied Lindsay has any kind of problem but Michael says she's full of sh*t. Michael plans to play some of the messages on Entertainment Tonight this coming Monday, which tell a different story. 

"I have proof that Dina has told me Lindsay is on death's doorstep. There have been frantic calls. And I'm going to prove that Dina is the liar, not me."

Michael also said Dina talks nicely about Samantha Ronson to Lindsay but when she speaks with Michael she "blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons." Doh! Michael is busting her out! Maybe I've got a case of the crazies, but I'm beginning to side with Michael Lohan. Somebody smack me around before I buy a Team Michael shirt.

It's a sad day for Avenue clue goers since Lindsay Lohan is now allowed back into the hot spot. Which gives Lindsay another place where she can get boozed up and snort a few lines.

Lindsay was banned from Avenue after she sent out a tweet regarding Justin Timberlake dancing with hot chicks. Unfortunately, none of those ladies were Jessica Biel. Lindsay was hard up to get back into Avenue and begged management to let her back in, and has visited the club twice this week.

"She besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior." And she kept her word -- abstaining from alcohol and even throwing away a drink sent over by another guest.

If we could just get film makers to ban her from starring in another movie, the world would be a perfect place.