In the interest of full disclosure, I'll admit that I usually think Lindsay Lohan looks sorta hot even when she's at her most cracked-out, but even I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on these photos.

This is Lindsay at a benefit in New York last night, and apparently she's really been throwing herself into her work at the LA County Morgue, because she looks like a freakin' corpse. I don't wanna make any assumptions here but I'm going to, anyway: this girl is high, and wearing a wig, and probably wasn't even invited to this event. Somehow she managed to slip past security, but it's probably only because they were afraid if they laid a hand on her, she'd hit the ground like a ton of freckled bricks.

On the plus side, despite the fact that she's clearly loaded, looks disturbingly like her mother, and is rocking some weird, purplish hands, Linds still looks pretty good from the neck down. I guess what I'm saying is...I'd still hit it.

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No one will pay Lindsay Lohan to act in movies anymore, but for some reason, she can still find work stripping down for photographers. The "actress" took it all off for Terry Richardson yet again, and the shoot looks pretty much how I imagine a typical Tuesday night for Linds.

These pics appeared in something called Love Magazine, and Lindsay wasn't even featured on the cover. She's still doing her trashy, blonde Marilyn-esque thing, and for some reason she's puffing a cig in every shot. My personal favorite is the one where she's leaning in to light a Parliament off the stove. I like to imagine her weirdly white hair burst into flames seconds after the photo was taken.

No word on what kind of payday Linds pulled down for these pics, but you can safely assume she fetched six figures to roll around in her underwear and chain smoke for a couple hours. So much easier than remembering lines!

(Photos: Terry Richardson/Love Magazine)

With awards season in high gear, reports of Lindsay Lohan crashing parties and generally behaving like a drunken trainwreck have been flooding in from numerous sources. Now Lindsay is reportedly planning to sue every one of those sources.

LiLo is allegedly threatening legal action against any media outlet that publishes an account of her drinking in public recently. One story in particular seems to have irked Linds and she's hellbent on setting the record straight with regard to what happened at the Chateau Marmont last Sunday night. Lindsay has been living at the hotel for the past several weeks, and acknowledges she was partying with some other Hollywood C-listers on the night in question, but she maintains she made it a sober evening and definitely did not make out with Dennis Hopper's son, Henry Hopper.

Obviously, this sounds like a case of the lady protesting too much, and Lindsay's (alleged!) legal action is only keeping these reports in the headlines, but we're into not getting sued here at POTP, so we'd like to report that Linds enjoys only the finest mineral water and powdered sugar during her rare nights on the town. Stay tuned for our upcoming editorial series - Lindsay Lohan: Classy A-Lister, or The Classiest A-Lister?

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It's hard to keep track of all the awful things Lindsay Lohan does, but about a year and a half ago, the actress made headlines for clipping a baby stroller while driving her Maserati around LA. Somehow, charges were never pressed (Linds was fresh from jail at the time) and the whole ugly incident magically went away. Until now.

Nubia Del Carmen Plaza, the nanny who was pushing the stroller that fateful day, is pressing charges against Lindsay and the rental company that gave her the Maserati, seeking unspecified damages for pain and suffering and loss of income. It's unusual for a plaintiff to wait this long before filing suit, but it's still within the time frame allowed by law. Normally, I'd say there's something shady going on, but this woman is suing Lindsay Lohan for terrorizing society, so I'm totally in her corner.

Linds' lawyers refuse to comment on the validity of the suit, as they say they have yet to be served papers. "People like to do this - give lawsuits to the media before serving Lindsay," said her attorney. In fairness, going to the media might be the best way to get in touch with her; you know she spends all day Googling herself.

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Lindsay Lohan showed up to court this week for a progress report on her probation and she got a positive review. She's finally doing what she's supposed to and the judge was impressed. While Linds is impressing the judge by fulfilling her court mandated obligations, her look is far from impressive.

Women spend a lot of money every day to have boobs like LiLo has and all she wants to do with hers is have 'em smackin' around everywhere when she doesn't wear a bra.

Now I go out in public sometimes without wearing a bra and it's something someone my size should never ever do under any circumstances, but I know that the paparazzi aren't waiting for me at my local 7 Eleven. That's where I run into my high school crush who wants to catch up while I'm looking like sh!t. It's actually like the only time I ever run into folks is when I'm not wearing a friggin' bra... Ya, I think the paparazzi would be less embarrassing! I understand why LiLo does it.

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Lindsay Lohan desperately needs a comeback movie role, and Megan Fox? Well she's just way hotter! Lohan is confirmed to make Elizabeth Taylor roll in her grave by playing her in a new movie, but E! News reports that Megan is also being considered!!

Lifetime executive producer of Liz and Dick says: "I've been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox."

He said that casting this movie is "like casting for Hollywood royalty" and that "ti's a very serious selection."

Lindsay is just a frontrunner. The filmmaker plans to shart shooting the movie in Canada this spring!

... Back to my first few sentences, while Megan is hotter, Lindsay is the more capable actress. It would be nice to see Lohan actually act in something these days. I'd be okay with either actress scoring the role, but Megan better watch her back. You know what happens when Lindsay gets upset.

Lindsay Lohan crashed a pre-Golden Globe party at the Chateau Marmont where she took photos with the likes of A-Listers like Michelle Williams. She walked the red carpet, natch, even though she wasn't supposed to be there. Isn't that something a crackhead would do?!

Lohan was photographed with what looks like cocaine in her nostrils. Check out all that white in her nose in the photo above! Lohan will come up with some excuse for why there was some white in her nostrils. Was it just candy? Nah. She'll probably say the coke was Photoshopped in.

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Lindsay Lohan is still crashing parties! The New York Daily News reports that the Weinestein Company hosted a pre-Golden Globes party at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Jan. 11, and Lindsay snuck in through the hotel's back entrance!

Lindsay met up with A-listers like Michelle Williams and took photos with them. So shameless! Lohan has moved back to the Marmont, which may explain why she wasn't kicked out like us common folk would be. 

Lindz will also go before Judge Stephanie Sautner tomorrow for her second probation progress report. She has completed the 12 morgue visits and four psychotherapy sessions by Tuesday, which she was required to do. She has another hearing on February 15 and another on March 29.

"Should Lindsay slip up at any point, she gets 270 days behind bars," TMZ reports. More like 3 hours.

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Before Lindsay Lohan fixed her rotting teeth, she was modeling in Europe for designer Phillip Plein. Lindsay was hired to pose for photos, but she then took it upon herself to start sleeping with Phillip. At least she's consistent! Lindsay shot these pics in September and I'm just going to go ahead assume it's taken that long for artists to Photoshop her a*s, literally.

Lindsay is beautiful and she usually photographs very well, however, these photos are not her best work. I don't like the way her weave is styled or the shade of her skin with all that bad lighting, in addition to her bad makeup. Some of these pics look good while others just look okay! Is it too late for Phillip Plein to get his $500,000 back?

A new year means new potential movie roles for Lindsay Lohan to screw up. This latest is only a Lifetime TV movie, which would represent a serious step down in Lindsay's career, but she'll find a way to get fired, anyway.

That's Lindsay posing as Elizabeth Taylor, who she'll reportedly play in the new cable channel-produced biopic. If you're wondering why Lindsay is looking relatively healthy and non-cracked-out, it's because this photo is from 2006. Yep, that's how long she's been posing as real actresses.

The movie would focus on Taylor's marriage to Richard Burton, which means it would require us to not only believe Linds as an iconic actress, but also as a married grown-up. Lindsay's casting is only in the negotiations stage at this point, but she's said to be lobbying hard for the part. This girl needs a role - any role - if she wants to be thought of as anything other than a tabloid queen.

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