Just when Lindsay Lohan has found happiness and is on the right track, Papa Lohan has to go running off at the mouth trash talking. I guess you can say Lindsay and Michael won’t be spending the holidays together. Their relationship has only repaired itself recently, now Michael is ruining everythang by dissing Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
First Michael talked to the paps about Samantha Ronson,
“She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”
“I’ve been up and down the road (in discussions) with my ex-wife (Dina) and it’s to the point now that I’m going to confront Samantha and Jenny Muro (Lindsay’s production assistant) myself,” Michael says of why he is speaking out.
“Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse,” says Lohan. “Sam is using my daughter. My daughter isn’t working because she’s always with Sam. Even my ex-wife knows it. She just isn’t doing anything about it.”
In response Lindsay and Samantha went on MySpace, the new celebrity mass press release, and blogged some good shiz.
DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life
If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment [sic] and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
Currently listening :
Confessions of a Broken Heart
By Lindsay Lohan
Release date: By 2006-02-28
Samantha Ronson blogged too:
Thursday, August 28, 2008
SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied
i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?
Currently listening :
Everyday I Write The Book
By Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Both Lindsay and Samantha are putting their right foot forward simultaneously, but Sam is doing so at a faster pace than Lindsay. She is the dominant one in the relationship who spices up the bedroom. Lindsay isn’t looking at Sam while she chuckles because she has intimacy issues. The position of Lindsay’s left raised arm represents her desire for distance. She doesn’t want to hold hands. Lindsay’s purse is on Samantha’s side, indicating that she wants space, and possibly more dildos during foreplay. Their communication skills need repairs, they’ve hit a rough patch. And, Samantha looks stiff. She’s been constipated for the past two days.
Things were “tense” last week when Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan spotted each other at the opening of West Hollywood’s Apple Lounge.
Ironically both sluts arrived around the same time. Paris was rollin’ deep with her blond entourage while Linday’s crew consisted “largely of gays,” according to witnesses.
Linds and Paris were dancing when Samantha noticed Paris, she then whispered in Lindsay’s ear the moment she saw Ms. Hilton.
And just when gyrating Lindsay and Paris were in danger of literally bumping into each other—both infamous femmes had, up until this moment, taken great pains to avoid speaking or looking at each other—Paris, like a bejeweled, overly coiffed gazelle, leapt across the dance floor to hug a shocked Lindsay, who limply hugged back.
Um, who the eff is Paris to interrupt Linds on the dance floor to rub her herpes all over her? It better have not been a good song. Of course Lindsay’s hug back was limp. She’s not a poser. You know she’d rather rip Paris’ extensions out and pop that water bra she’s been wearing to give her cleavage. Shit.
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It’s been a while since someone’s sold Lindsay Lohan out. Lucky for Linds, Courtenay Semel has stepped up to the plate.
Courtenay appeared on E!’s “Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive” show and she’s and daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel. Courtenay wants the prize for turning Lindsay Lohan out. She says they were bumping snatches first, but Linds was skurred that if peeps find out, it would hurt her career. Linds dumped Courtenay.
Court said,
“Everyone thinks Samantha is Lindsay’s first lesbian love, but we were very passionate until her fear of being found out drove us apart.”
From the start Lindsay was very confused about her feelings for Courtenay so did more and more drugs to stifle the sexual attraction she was experiencing.
“But eventually she just gave in and at every party they’d kiss and touch each other in the corner. It’s a miracle nobody found out. “oth of them would do lines of cocaine in the toilets then head home and fall into bed together.”
Linds and Courtenay dated on and off until Lindsay came outta rehab. Lindsay started dating Samantha shortly after Courtenay. Courtenay says she’s still not over Lindsay and every time she sees a picture of her with Sam it kills her.
Courtenay is now dating Tila Tequila, so she better hurry up and get over this still-in-love-with-her-ex thing.
OK! magazine alleges that Lindsay Lohan is a faux lesbian, missing the peen.
Goes down like this: Lindsay Lohan and her favorite lezzie showed up at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room on August 5 where Lindsay “cozied up” to other men whenever Samantha left her side.
“Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys. Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough. Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.”
Then the mismatched pair went back to L.A. the following day on Aug. 6 and they were in full-on couple mode with typical PDA foreplay - hand holding, being “very affectionate,” aka some kind of rubbin, whatever. They were hot for each other. They also partied together on August 8 for Sammy’s bday.
Lindsay is so the kind of whore who flirts with others to make her man or woman jealous. That’s a given. Trust. It takes one to spot one. So on the 5th Linds was a flirty bitch, then she was all sweet after that. That’s how you do it. There’s a method to slutitude. There’s a schedule one must follow.
Linds and Sam have been bumping snatches and finger painting long enough for these rumors to finally begin. Stay tuned.
hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town 
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
Lindsay’s blog
Samantha Ronson’s body looks 14, her face looks 26. Hold on, let me do the average on this… ok, that makes SamRo 20. But, in my book she looks 24.75 and she’s in dire need of a makeover.
Happy birthday, Sam! 
Marry Lindsay, please.
Seeming inseparable, DJ Ronson, now 31, lit up the turntables while Lohan, 22, stayed close, whispering to her, smoking and holding court at a table of friends inside Los Angeles’s Crown Bar.
At promptly five past midnight, the music was silenced and Lohan led the club in a rendition of “Happy Birthday” while presenting Ronson a cake and a lingering kiss.
Between handing out cake to their friends, the gals got cozy in the deejay both and snapped photos of themselves. Lohan spent most of the early morning dancing back-to-back with Ronson, who closed out her set around 1:30 a.m.
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