It wasn't enough that Lindsay Lohan received a slap on the wrist for her latest legal entanglement, she felt the need to flaunt her victory over society by hosting rooftop parties (in full view of dozens of paparazzi) while on house arrest. Then, of course, she tested positive for alcohol in a drug screening. You may be thinking, "Well, she didn't leave her house and alcohol isn't illegal, so what's the problem?" But all of Lindsay defenders (both of you) need to bear in mind that if you were found guilty of a third of Lindsay's offenses, your @ss would be in jail right now.

Never mind that being convicted of theft while already on probation and fresh from court-ordered rehab would've landed mere mortals like you and I behind bars for a long time - you and I wouldn't have even made it to that point! Sure there are legal justifications for why Lindsay was able to walk out of court yesterday, despite the presence of booze in her urine and it ain't because the court bought her lame excuse about fermented tea. No, she got off for the same reason she has a dozen times before and for the same reason she'll beat the next case against her: she's famous.

Famous people getting away with murder (in some cases literally) is nothing new, but in Lindsay's case it's particularly baffling. For one thing, it's not like she's some A-list, mega-profitable star with a team of handlers paid to keep her out of jail. She hasn't had a hit film since Mean Girls in 2004, and by all accounts she's in serious financial trouble. Still, for whatever reason, she's famous, and fame is more important than wealth in Hollywood. The problem is, in Lindsay's case preferential treatment is the last thing she needs, and the fame she works so hard to maintain is the very thing keeping her from getting the help she so desperately needs.

So the question remains of how long she'll be able to keep it up. She's beaten the legal system several times already, but surely they'll catch up with her soon, right? Sadly, probably not. Lindsay and her team have figured out a way to keep her in the limelight and out of jail. There's no reason for her to mend her ways when she has yet to experience any real consequences. Furthermore, her run-ins with the law are the only reason she's still a household name. Once she stops appearing in the tabloids every week, she's one step away from one of those VH1 has-been reality series.

Who says you can't have a good time on house arrest? Not Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has been locked up at home since May and she's doing a little more than just playing Scrabble or Yahtzee... She's getting her drink on!

According to TMZ, Lindsay took two tests recently, one came up negative but the other was positive for alcohol. That simple positive test can send her butt back to jail.

Lindsay tested positive for alcohol on one of the tests and negative on the other.  In both tests, she tested negative for drugs.  One of the tests was administered just after Lindsay had a rooftop barbecue party.

The L.A. County Probation Department will ask Judge Stephanie Sautner to yank her out of house arrest and throw her in L.A. County Jail. 

The Probation Department is also p!ssed that Lindsay is having parties at her house. Do they know who they're dealing with? Lindsay (I heart liquor and coke) Lohan. You can lock her up in her house, but that's not going to stop her from partying. Who thought house arrest was a good idea anyway? They're not policing what people bring in and out of the house, so you best believe she's getting her fun on like a rock star ... or washed up actress. Take your pick.

We'll just have to see what happens. Lindsay is due back in court today.

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Gotta hand it to Lindsay Lohan - she's working more now that she's on house arrest than she was as a free woman.

Lindsay Lohan's House Arrest Commercial

LiLo shot an ad for auction site Beezid.com over the weekend, and the 10-second spot is probably her biggest role in 5 years. No word on how much Lindsay got paid for less than a minute of work, but she initially shot down an offer of $25,000, so we can assume it was more than that. I love how she mentions her "time at home" in the ad. Only in America, kids.

Looks like there isn't going to be any clubbing or jewelry theft shopping sprees for Lindsay Lohan for at least a month. According to TMZ, Lindsay surrendered to authorities this morning and has begun her 35 day in home tour.

Lohan arrived to the Lynwood Jail at 5:02 AM this morning to check in -- where she was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet. She was quickly sent home to her pad in Venice, CA and we're told she'll spend roughly 35 days in confinement.

It's gonna be hard for Lindsay to keep her freckled butt at home so I hope she takes the time to get on Twitter and make my brain bleed with her ridiculous tweets. It wouldn't hurt for her to throw up a bikini picture or two since we won't get to see her ta tas for a good month. She needs to keep the men and lesbian fans happy.

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Lindsay Lohan did an in-studio radio interview for "The Kyle and Jackie O Show" today when the professional trainwreck was asked if she swings both ways.

The sometimes lesbian said "Yes."

That "yes" probably means Linds will date men that look just like SamRo who let her scream out "Sam!" whenever they go south of the border for a fish taco.If I were a dude I'd still hit it, cause I'm sure my only criteria would be "breathing and willing."

This may or may not be a good thing. Okay, this is definitely not a good thing.

It seems like Ali, Lindsay Lohan's 17 year-old sister, is trying to follow in the footsteps of her older sis not just in terms of acting, modeling, and failed pop stardom, but also tattoo-wise.

Ali Lohan was spotted out in Los Angeles sporting a star tattoo on her wrist, matching both her mother Dina and her sister Lindsay. This follows Ali’s ink last July, when she got “bella vita” tattooed on her back, the same tattoo that her sister got years ago.

I’ve never gotten a tattoo and I probably never will (yeah, I’m a wimp when it comes to needles), but I’m pretty sure that you shouldn’t look like a tattoo mirror image of your older sibling. Isn’t that just a bad idea? There’s a difference between getting a matching tattoo with your sister and matching all your tattoos to look like your sister’s. And the latter is just weird.

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My favorite convict Lindsay Lohan was slapped with 120 day jail sentence for her jewelry theft, but she also has to undergo psychological counseling after the judge reviewed a probation report. It detailed a series of relapses, and evidence Lindsay had been drinking the night she got into a fight with a Betty Ford employee.

The probation report says Lohan indeed drank alcohol after sneaking out from the Betty Ford Center in December, citing local police interviews with restaurant and nightclub employees. Charges that she battered a rehab employee that night were dropped for lack of evidence.

Lindsay also tested positive for alcohol one week after her assistant surrendered the infamous necklace. The girl likes to get her drink on and suck down a pack of cigarettes while she's at it.

There's no stopping the Lindsay Express. She'll do something stupid to get in trouble again before she's done with probation. That train wreck just keeps on movin'!

Sigh. The latest Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan feud is over before it ever even started. Though Ms. Hilton’s snappy reference to LiLo’s sticky fingers on her Oxygen show The World According to Paris seemed like the perfect segue way into a full-on b!tchy blow-to-blow, Paris put the kibosh on the dramz.

In a move that shows a surprising amount of maturity and lack of milking what little public scandal she can still get, Paris Hilton told TMZ, "I apologize to Lindsay for the comment that I made. I was joking around but it was thoughtless and unnecessary. I am reaching out to Lindsay so I can tell her myself."

So...wait. A Paris-Lindsay fight is ending in civil apologies and reconciliations? Man, things really have changed.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are at each other's throats, presumably because they think there's only room for one talentless, leathery skinned, famous-for-no-reason dumb @ss in the world. Obviously these girls have never seen Jersey Shore.

While many gossip bloggers would like to pretend to be human and take a few days off to enjoy Easter weekend, Lindsay Lohan had to go and get herself locked up! Linds showed up for court on Friday and a frustrated judge sentenced her to 120 days for violating her probation.

About 5 hours later, her $75,000 bail was paid and she was released. We're hopeful that Lindsay is dealing with a no nonsense judge that will give her the longest prison sentence possible. In addition to being sentenced to jail, Lindsay has to perform 450 hours of community service, which is the worst part of her sentence.

Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service -- 360 of those hours must be performed at the Downtown Women's Center, so Lindsay can see how needy women have to live.  The remaining 120 hours will be served at the L.A. County morgue.

DAYUM! It feels good to not be Ms. Lohan. Lindsay is due back in court on May 11 for her pretrial hearing. Looks like the conservative pants and scarf ensemble didn't work. Maybe another hot mini-dress might help next time, and so would a friggin' bra.