Lindsay Lohan in GQ.
This photshoot was taken before she entered rehab and just after he fall which is why she still has the bandage on her wrist. She was spotted carrying around GQ magazine with her on the cover, self promotion."I need a boyfriend, geez," Lindsay told GQ. "There are three different boys I like. Maybe five." But in the meantime, she has two new guys in her life. "I bought two puppies today," she wrote. "Sober impulse buying of companions who will help me stay home."
Lindsay Lohan (Page 52)
Whore Spread
Lindsay Lohan Bans Dad From Party, Has Club Beef Up Security
Pic of Lindsay Lohan at her party last night.
Lindsay Lohan was so concerned about her felon papa crashing a party she was deejaying at last night that she had the club go to serious lengths to prevent him from getting in.
Owners of Plumm nightclub in Manhattan posted "extra security" to keep Michael Lohan from slipping through, and even gave a photo of him to the door people, in case he tried to weasel his way in.
Michael, who served a two-year sentence on assault charges, was released from prison earlier this week.
Regardless of the extra security, Lindsay tapped into train wreck meets psycho bitch and began screaming at the crowd.
Lohan flipped out at shutterbugs, suddenly stopping the music and telling the crowd, "Listen, motherfuckers, if I see one more fucking flashbulb go off, I'm going to stop the music and I'm out of here."
Her threat was met with utter silence: "You could hear a pin drop afterwards in the packed crowd."
But don't worry, after Lindsay's eff you threat/announcement she was spotted taking pics of herself in the VIP area and the crowd reportedly loved her spinning style!
What? I want this ho to spin at one of my parties. Good work Linds.
LINKAGE
This is only one of the cutest pictures ever! - Celebrity Smack
In case you didn't know, Justin Timberlake will flip if you mention this - Into Gossip
Which award did KiKi Dunst recently win? - Holy Candy
Despite reports, Kid Rock has not been charged with assault - Ninja Dude
What Does Bobby Brown say he wants? I think they should give it to him too. - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Ryan Seacrest checks his ass for firmness, lumps and cottage cheese ripples - Evil Beet
Find out what Oprah did today. As she would say, "This is huge!" Juicy-News
Nicole Richie is hooked on ADD drugs? Claims they suppress her appetite - Celebitchy
Which child actor turned major Jesus freak may appear on Lost? - Glitterati
In case some of you care to believe this, Nicole Richie and Joel are getting married! Find out when and where - Daily Stab
All the deets on movies hitting your local theater - Bumpshack
Should Tara Reid start wearing a bra? - Gone Hollywood
Anna Nicole's drug emails - Monica Monroe
Eva Longwhoria's Bebe ads (pictures) - Girls Talkin' Smack
Details on the new Harry Potter book, need I say more? - Glossip
The worst idea EVER! 85 pound Nicole Richie counselling kids at fat camp?!!!!!!!!!! - Gabby
Is Taylor Hicks hot now?
Lindsay Lohan's 1 a.m. Booty Call
Lindsay Lohan ended up with Jude Law at The Box on Chrystie Street very late on both Friday and Saturday nights.Her whirlwind weekend started Friday with dinner at Nobu Next Door before she headed off with her mom, Dina, and former Marc Jacobs boy toy Jason Preston to Stereo, where she greeted her friend DJ AM. "She called Jude at 1 in the morning," said our spy, "and met him at The Box."
The next night, Lohan hit Cipriani Downtown for dinner, stopped by Beatrice Inn, and met up later with Jude at The Box again - this time joined by Law's pals Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
"They are adoring one another's company," said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any "dating." Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment. Law's rep, Simon Halls, said, "We don't comment on our client's personal life."
Jude Law accepts Lindsay's 1 o'clock booty call? I didn't know that's how he do. Interesting.
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Lindsay Lohan's Father Brags About Having Sex With Lindsay's Stunt Double
Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay, gets out of prison next week. TabloidBaby's good pal, Brett Hudson, has been corresponding with Lohan, and plans to take up the reality show that was interrupted by Lohan's arrest and conviction.
In prison, he allegedly bragged about having sex with his daughter's stunt double.
Michael is also a born again christian and he wants to save kids from drugs and hookers... basically, all things Blohan.
Bragging bout banging a Lindsay Lohan lookalike? Lindsay's hot, but...?
Don't Dye Your Hair
Case in point: Lindsay Lohan.
She premiered her new do yesterday... and, uh, yeah.
LINKAGE
NASA fires super psycho astronaut bitch
Christina Aguilera tops what list? - Into Gossip
Guess who's partying again? - Celebrity Smack
Chris Daughtry pics and interview - Girls Talkin' Smack
Jennifer Aniston says she's done! - Holy Candy
Mischa Barton with her pill-poppin' sister - Ninja Dude
American Idol hates Rosie O'Donnell - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Prince William, not buying it! - Evil Beet
Star Jones has a new gig - Juicy News
Nelly Furtado and newcomer Rich Boy - Monica Monroe
David Beckham injury video - Celebrity Puke
Tom Cruise keeps Katie on a leash - Celebitchy
Newest Grey's Anatomy nonsense involving Isaiah Washington - Glitterati
Penelope Cruz's new photo spread - Nosy Snoop
Salma Hayek has turned into this? - Bumpshack
Forest Gump sequel? - Gone Hollywood
Some Lindsay Lohan Candids From Her Camera
No word on whether or not these pics were taken before or after she "detoxed" in rehab? Linds looks wasted.
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Lindsay Lohan Was Drunk Driving While In Rehab?
Lindsay Lohan's publicist has fired back at the mother of a young fan after the 40-something New Yorker alleged the Mean Girls star was driving drunk after a Hollywood party.
Ellen Morrissey has gone public with her nightmare Lohan encounter, claiming the troubled actress reeked of alcohol as she sped off, almost hitting the mother and her daughter Erin, 13, after the teenager asked to have her photo taken with the star.
Speaking to America's National Enquirer, Morrissey recalls spotting Lohan outside celebrity hang-out the Hotel Roosevelt at 2:30am on February 18 when the actress was on a break from rehab.
She ran up to Lohan and begged her to pose for a picture with her daughter, a huge fan.
Morrissey says, "Lindsay was holding a glass of clear liquid with a wedge of lemon in it, and she seemed to slur when she spoke. She also appeared to stagger to her car."
After initially agreeing to pose for the snapshot, Lohan then sped off in her Mercedes, prompting the Morrisseys to jump out of the way.
But Lohan's representatives are playing the incident down, stating, "Ellen Morrissey should be more concerned about her daughter being up at 2:30am than about Lindsay."
Ya can't trust the National Enquirer, but you "should be more concerned about your daughter" being out with Lindsay?! Great defense. So you're a bad mom if your daughter kicks it with La Lo? Makes Linds sound like even more of a train wreck.
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