Lindsay Lohan loves her ink and it was time to add some new on her freckled skin. Lindsay stopped in Shamrock Tattoos this week and got the words "Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I'm in the prime of my life" tattooed on her ribcage.

The quote is from Billy Joel's song "I Go To Extremes" and for someone who's constantly partying and trying to dodge jail, this is the perfect tattoo for her! She should have had the whole damn song inked on her body because if anyone knows about going to extremes, it's definitely Lindsay.

I've even posted the video for "I Go To Extremes" after the jump so you can hear Lindsay's personal anthem for yourself.

While Jay-Z may have been unmoved by Chris Brown's VMAs performance, Lindsay Lohan (who, of course, was not invited to the show) was apparently thoroughly impressed. So impressed, in fact, that she's willing to take a punch or two just to have Chris do some poppin' and lockin' in her bedroom. OK, I'm speculating on that last part.

"@ChrisBrown wanna meet?" Lindsay Tweeted during the show. Sadly, it wasn't her only Tweet of the night devoted to Chris, who can apparently sense Linds' desperation, as he has yet to respond.

While he's certainly made some awful mistakes in the past, Chris Brown isn't dumb enough to associate with Lindsay Lohan in any way. He's been trying for years to re-build his public image and getting involved with an out-of-work ex-con would be certain career suicide. That said, a Chris and Lindsay relationship would be tabloid gold and might even be enough to distract people from their awful pasts.

Plus, when Linds gets good and liquored up, she might be a decent match for Chris in a fight. Just sayin'.

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Lindsay Lohan is royally pissed at Pitbull for mentioning her in a song. So pissed, in fact, that she's filed suit against the rapper for name-dropping her in his single "Give Me Everything." But unlike Lindsay, Pitbull is a reasonable individual who doesn't have way too much time and not nearly enough money on his hands, so he's trying to make nice in the interest of moving on.

Pit offered to take Lindsay as his guest for MTV's Video Music Awards this Sunday, because he still gets invited to award shows, whereas Lindsay is usually the reason award shows hire extra security. Despite the fact that she can't afford to turn down an invitation to Red Lobster these days, Linds reportedly denied Pitbull in a rude fashion and informed him that she had no interest in his apology.

Well, that's what you get for trying to reason with the Lohan. You know you've really gone off the rails when someone named Pitbull looks reasonable and level-headed by comparison.

This was the perfect project for conceited has been diva Lindsay Lohan. Lohan plays some chick on the run and then she plays herself at the end, of MIGGS' "Let the Games Begin" music video. I don't know if the song is any good cause I wasn't listening simply because I won't support anything connected to Lohan. Her weave looks busted and her lips look bloated, but she's able to be "sexy" in the video, which is something she does very well. No word on whether or not Linds was paid for this, but I think there were reports that she's friends with the band. She probably paid all of 'em, including the camera crew, in blow jobs out of gratitude for scoring a gig. Oh no! Should I not say that? The b!tch may sue me.

Let The Games Begin, MIGGS

Lindsay Lohan was one of the 450 wedding guests in attendance at Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries and she didn’t let the opportunity for a good party go to waste.

LiLo dressed up for the event in her best boob-baring, nip-slip-ready white gown, accompanied by her mother and younger sister Ali. But her true crowning glory was her behavior for the evening.

According to an onlooker at the wedding reception, the in-denial alcoholic was having a grand time downing drinks and spending oodles of time hanging around the bar.

"She was drinking and partying hard. I saw her order shots from the bar."

Dina Lohan, the eternal Mother of the Year, didn’t seem to mind that her oldest daughter was knocking back several drinks. Technically, drinking is not one of the restrictions of her probation, so she’s legally entitled to drown herself in liquor, but that doesn’t mean her mama should just sit by and watch! Goodness. How many DUIs does it take to stop an eternal enabler? That’s the real question.

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If only Lindsay Lohan had a job and wasn't in alleged serious financial trouble, maybe she would stop suing people. Last year Lindsay sued E*TRADE for "$100 million" over a Super Bowl commercial, and this year she's suing over an accurate rap lyric that isn't even derogatory. If celebs went by Lindsay's standards, every rapper would be sued by every celeb for pretty much every one of their songs and all gossip bloggers would be out of a job.

Lindz is suing rapper Pitbull for a line in his addictive track "Give Me Everything." Lohan doesn't like the line: Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'/ I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan claims that "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."

I am officially done with Linds. This song has been out since March of this year and now this drunken b!tch wants to waltz in and hijack the royalties?!

The delusional crackhead is claiming that she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild." Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song "causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants."

LiLo's lawyer wants to block the defendants from broadcasting the song. Lohan's lawyer Stephanie also filed the E*TRADE lawsuit, which Lindsay settled for a confidential chunk of money. I hope Lindsay knows that no one will mention her a*s anymore in any thing and she'll lose all opportunities to work the system and milk people who make more money than she does.

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I regard Lindsay Lohan as being, at best, unstable. So the first thing that goes through my mind when I see photos of her covered in blood, holding a knife next to her throat is, who the f**k thought it was a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan a knife?!

The answer? Tyler Shields. The photographer is known for his violent and controversial images, and his latest shoot with LiLo is no different. (Bra, blood, knife, murder...) But Tyler only has gushing words of affection directed towards his subject. No matter how cray-cray she may seem.

“People have reserves, they have a little bit of fear and you have to work past that. With Lindsay, she knew immediately like after five minutes of shooting that this is different, this is special. So I want to do something very special.”

These pictures are totally haunting and Lindsay looks scary-pretty and, yes, they’re ‘very special’ photographs. But, personally, they still just confirm my previous wish to never be stuck alone in a room with this girl. At first, I didn’t want the responsibility. Now, I just don’t want to get my head chopped off.

I sat through 27 seconds of this crap, but there's a video online that "shows" Lindsay Lohan buying drugs outside of a bar in Venice Beach, the city where she lives. Linds was outside of Hal's Bar & Grill on Tuesday when a man handed over a bag of what looked like a powdery white substance. The bag was given to the man sitting next to LiLo. Linds then took the goods and hands over some cash.

Naturally folks assumed that it was coke. Lindsay's publicist denies this. “The bag contained crystals that had been purchased for Lindsay at a local shop: sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz,” her rep says.

Remember the good ol' days when Britney Spears was flashing her battered cooch while exiting cars and Lindsay was getting DUIs? Years ago we also had Amy Winehouse who was pretty much only photographed while wasted outta her friggin' mind. A video of Amy smoking heroine surfaced, but we didn't need to watch her using to figure out she was an addict. It's none of our business what Lindsay does with her time or money. She doesn't deserve any attention. Now I'm just holding out for the Justin Bieber sex tape leak so that I can buy my own private island.

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Lindsay Lohan is proving she really couldn't care less about fulfilling her community service work and would rather being partying like a rock star. Lindsay was spotted at Lollapalooza over the weekend and even took in a Coldplay concert the week before, although they wouldn't allow her backstage. Next up for Linds, she wants to head off to Europe with Nicky and Paris Hilton.

A source close to the situation says Lindsay's handlers are "telling her it's just not a good idea for her to go," but she doesn't have any travel restrictions so she can go wherever the hell she wants.

Lindsay's publicist Steve Honig says Lindsay takes her community service commitment very serious and she's "working towards completing it in it's entirety."

Lindsay was sentenced to 380 hours of community service at the women's shelter but has only completed 40, and was also ordered to do 100 hours at the Los Angeles County Coroner's office, which she hasn't done either.

I think she has until April to finish her community service... That means she only needs to complete 12 hours a frickin' week! Is it really that hard to do? I mean, I know there aren't enough hours in the day for her to stare at herself in the mirror and convince herself how perfect and beautiful she is, but the ho needs to get this shiz taken care of. The quicker she does it, the more time she has to party!

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Lindsay Lohan attended a Coldplay concert at UCLA a couple days ago, and according to some reports, she left in a huff. Was her parole officer there? Were they only serving beer and not liquor? Why was LiLo in such a sh!tty mood? Looks like we might have our answer.

London newspaper The Sun reports that Coldplay singer Chris Martin and his wife Gwyneth Paltrow gave security strict instructions to not let Lindsay backstage. Predictably, Linds threw a hissy fit. When she saw other actresses like Kate Bosworth admitted backstage, she reportedly really lost it.

But Linds is still on probation these days, and - though she's still somehow allowed to drink under California law - a backstage brawl would likely land her behind bars. So she left...probably pouting and stamping her feet the whole way. Coldplay and Gwyneth, FTW.

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