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Kristin Cavallari may be a b*tch, but that's not enough to get people to tune into MTV's scripted reality show The Hills. The season six premiere pulled in the lowest numbers in the series' premiere history!

Lauren Conrad jumped ship after last season. Is LC's departure the reason why numbers are down, or has too much evidence about all of the show's fakery begun to take its toll? Are we now officially over Speidi and tuning out because Heidi Montag and Spencer are cast members? Or have we lost interest?

Tuesday's show was the series' lowest-rated premiere yet, with 2.1 million viewers tuning in, a sharp decline from the 3 million viewers from last season's premiere in April and the 3.5 million from August 2008's opening episode.

Although viewership is down, The Hills remains the top program on television in its time slot in the 12-34 demo that the network targets. Scary! The Hills still pulls in good advertising revenue for the most coveted demographic. Once The Hills begins to lose its highly targeted viewers, then I think we'll have a chance at this show getting canceled and paving the way for the inevitable Speidi 'Newlyweds' spin-off. Which is a good thing cause it will be the catalyst of their demise!

I guess someone actually could pay me enough to put my life on camera for the world to see. My scripted life, that is. The Hills cast members actually make really good money!

Check it:

Kristin Cavallari pockets $90k/ episode

Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth are paid $100k/episode

Heidi Montag gets $100k/episode

Spencer Bratt gets $65k/episode

Brody Jenner gets the least - $45k/ episode

And Lauren Conrad was paid $125k/episode!!!!

MTV is obvioulsy making like ATM robbers to be paying the cast this much. The show is still successful, which makes ya wonder if there's any end in sight.

Granny Conrad had her L.A. Candy book launch party in Beverly Hills last night.

Lauren Conrad was joined by her sidekick Lo Bosworth for the Vogue Eyewear and Sunglass Hut sponsored event. No wonder granny's in shades.

Lauren's book that she totally did not write is about "Jane Roberts," a young beauty who moves to Los Angeles with her BFF before she's approached by a producer to make a new reality show. In summary: L.A. Candy is The Hills Starring Lauren Conrad as Jane Roberts. This b*tch's creativity knows no bounds.

L.A. Candy hits book shelves on June 16. Best believe this will be a New York Times bestseller. I'm not gonna hate, L.C. is a very savvy business woman.

It's funny how A-listers don't attend these events. It's great PR for the C and D-list crowd, but the more famous-er and richer you are, the less you show your face with the rest of the D-list, even if it's for a worthy cause.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, hubby Pete Wentz and their big baby Bronx attended the fundraiser. Denise Richards was also in attendance. Denise is always at fundraisers, as is Lauren Conrad and Nick Lachey. Something tells attendees receive a gift bag that's filled with pure awesome.

Although I heart Lo, let's be real, she's not exactly gorgeous. In fact, she has a hint of manliness to her mug and her eyes are gorgeous, but they're so light, bitch looks a lil possessed.

But, as you can see: she's tamed her gorgeous locks, a ponytail does her right, she's rocking white heels, another move worthy of two finger snaps and one long fart, ... in summary, she's looking great! All Lo needs to do now is wear more makeup and start dating a hot, sexy piece of man candy. She's on her way, me thinks.

Here's Granny Conrad and Lo at a Teen Choice Awards pre-party.