Lookin' Good And That's Rare News

I don't know if Amy Winehouse had a nip slip or not cause I'm not sure she would care if the world saw her nips. She's so excited about what her dad calls her "great" new breasts. She looks like a proud little crack ho!

Wino looks healthier than she's looked in a while. I'm no breast implant advocate, but if the new boobs inspire her to get herself together, then I'm all for it. I'd be happy too if I could snort lines off my rock hard bubes.

I can't believe Kanye West has this good of a body? I've got to admit, I'm shocked! I'm honestly wondering if it's his head on some other dude's body?

Kanye shows off his sexy physique on the cover of French magazine, Liberation Next. I'm gonna have some sweet dreams with gum drops and sexual chocolate tonight!

I'm not sure exactly what it is, but Lindsay Lohan is looking good in these photos for the Fornarina fall/winter campaign. Maybe it has to do with the fact she's not orange in these pictures! It's possible to look hawt when you're not the color of a carrot!

Canada's 2009 MuchMusic Video Awards brought out various celebrities and Billboard chart toppers like Kelly Clarkson. Nope, I did not make a typo, I said KELLY CLARKSON!

Kelly Clarkson looked amazing on the red carpet for the MuchMusic Video Awards. Her dress makes her arms, bubes and figure look great. Her hair extensions also complimented her plump face. WELL DONE!

Other standouts, good and bad, include: Kim Kardashian and the man she wants to marry, a sexy Taylor Lautner, Tila Tequila in stripes, Rumer Willis and her frighteningly skinny legs, Aubrey Drake Graham (the man Rihanna's PR team wants us to believe she's dating), Aaron Carter's now tragic face, Perez Hilton, Brody Jenner, the Black Eyed Peas and a nearly unrecognizable Audrina Patridge.

I personally think Kristen Stewart is very pretty. Sexy? Yeah, she's definitely sexy sometimes, but she's also messy.

Kristen Stewart's  the pot smoker girl next door that you just wanna shoot the sh*t with. And if you like laid back chicks, than yeah... she's hot.

The Twilight star posed for a photo shoot on Wednesday and she looks seductive. I was trying to figure out who K. Stewart looks like, and I think I've got it: Avril Lavigne! Kristen looks like a brunette version of Ms. Lavigne.

Look who's gettin' sassy! Britain's Got Talent sensation Susan Boyle can pop her collar to her new makeover. B*tch is getting hot. Susan Boyle dyed her hair reddish brown and waxed her bushy eyebrows.

She's also rocking glasses and a Burberry scarf now. Look out! Susan looks great, and although many are so adamant about her remaining "plump" and homely, a makeover is never a bad thing. If Ms. Boyle wants to get all skinny, too, that's fine by me. I think she's the only ho that I'd also support getting her titties done. Heh.

Well, actually, you can, but I won't. Here's some new Nicole Richie House of Harlow 1960 promotional photos. This woman can look beautiful while wearing barely any makeup at all!

Nicole's jewelry line has new cocktail rings and head pieces.

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Lindsay Lohan looks red hot as a red head. The fauxmosexual was seen rocking the red hair while out with younger sister Ali.

I forgot how amazing Lindsay looks with her red locks!! You know she only did this because she's mourning the loss of her ex, but that doesn't matter. Linds looks great! I think red hair brings her good fortune too, heh. LiLo's DUI coke arrest came when the bitch was blonde... didn't most of her drama take place when she had brown or blonde hair? Get better and stay red.

Xtina Aguilera was spotted having lunch in Beverly Hills and then shopping later at Fred Segal on Melrose. She looks amazing! Christina looks gorgeous in light colors and pale lipstick. No more clown face, please.

Here she is at the Muhammad Ali Celebrity Fight Night in Phoeniz, AZ, over the weekend. Well done, mami!