Lookin' Good And That's Rare

Kelly Clarkson has been plus-sized for most of her entire career but she suddenly began dropping weight late last year. Fans and critics took notice and Clarkson reveals that she wanted to lose weight because she has a man now!

Kelly and Brandon Blackstock began dating late last year. Kelly admits: . "I have a boyfriend, and if I'm being completely honest, no one likes to be not toned when you are dating someone. I tone whenever I want, and I chose to now because my boyfriend and I are both really into it."

Kelly is pretty adorable and so honest. She's looking great these days!

Kelly Clarkson doesn't look like Miss Piggy anymore. The first "American Idol" has a new man and a new figure! Kelly performed at the Billboard Music Awards last night wearing a dress that she wouldn't be able to pull off a year ago!

Kelly was looking good and she sang her new singer "Darkside" live for the first time. Clarkson's dress had a plunging neckline and cutouts in the side. Well good for Kelly! Check out her performance in the video we've posted below. 

Kelly Clarkson Darkside, Billboard Awards

Lindsay Lohan went to Coachella last weekend because, well, she's Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay wore a very short mini-dress and big heels to the famous outdoor music festival cause that's the right attire for drinking beer, listening to loud music and walking through clouds of marijuana smoke with your designer bag.

Lindz gave us more proof that she should keep her hair red, or the strawberry blonde hue that she was rockin'. How amazing does she look? I love the eyeliner on her too, it makes her look exotic. Lohan is currently under investigation for allegedly assaulting a woman at a hotel bar, but the only thing that could stop this chick from partying is death.

Photos: Wenn, Pacific Coast News

Ali Lohan is looking much better this year. She appeared to be emaciated last year, but months later she gained a substantial amount of weight back. Her new short haircut feels so age appropriate for the chick that everyone always says looks older.

Ali was spotted grabbing coffee in Beverly Hills yesterday. She had three drinks with her and she was pap'd by herself, so someone (who goes by the name of Lindsay Lohan) is making Ali their lil b!tch! Ali was photographed driving Lindsay's car last night. Considering how high gas prices are running these days, we think it's a fair trade off.

Photos: Fame/ Flynet

Lindsay Lohan looks haggard with platinum blonde hair, which is mostly because she wears nappy weaves that clash with her skin tone and freckles. Brown hair doesn't do her much justice either, it flushes her out. Us Weekly claims: "Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to make her big comeback happen, including returning to her natural red hair color." That's such judgmental bullsh!t, but it did make me smile.

Here's an old pic of LiLo with red locks.

Lindsay has dyed her hair red numerous times over the years. Whenever she goes back to her natural hue, days later she's rocking some platinum blonde weaves, or sometimes she's been a brunette. She's hot with red hair though, and I hope she keeps it this time!

Lindsay was spotted with red hair yesterday. Her colorist said: "She's been telling me for months that she wanted to go back to red, but she was just waiting for the right time."

Following the new "make-under" trend, Ke$ha appears in the new issue of Glamour without the pound of glittery face paint and obnoxious white girl rap that have made her famous. She looks better than expected, but don't worry - she's still incredibly annoying!

"I'm just a ballsy motherf--ker," Ke$ha says early in the interview, because apparently she likes when I punch things. "I'm not afraid of pushing boundaries. That's what you have to do to become an icon." Yes, Ke$ha wants to become an icon. When you finish laughing, read on, it gets worse.

Asked about her relationship with the opposite sex (which is men, apparently) Kesh-nasty says, "I destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby. I'm like a praying mantis. They f--k me, and then I eat them." Look out, men! Ke$ha will eat you after you f*ck her...but that's actually a better fate than a lifetime of being made fun of by your friends.

Yes, I'm making fun of Ke$ha's appearance despite the fact that she actually looks okay in one of the above photos, but it's not like she tweeted that picture. It's still in freakin' Glamour which means that instead of spending three hours bedazzling her eyebrows they spent six hours on airbrushing. Sorry, K-dolla sign. Come out with an album that doesn't make us wanna put sharp things in our ears, and maybe the whole world will stop making fun of you.

Robert Pattinson's hotness was on full display last night during the taping of the 2012 People's Choice Awards. Patsy picked up an award for his work in Water for Elephants and he debuted his shaved head. He's reminding me of Justin Timberlake, when he first got rid of his curls and shaved his head. It's amazing how much one's hair can change their entire look!!

On stage, Robert told the audience: "Woah. Thank you very much...When I was doing this movie, I was having so much fun doing it that I was saying to everyone I didn't even care if anyone saw it." How adorable!

He continued: "But now that people have seen it and they're giving awards for it, I'm even more thankful for the whole experience, so thank you guys very much."

Pattinson accepted the award from Zachary Levi and Twilight co-star Ashley Greene. Water for Elephants beat out The Adjustment Bureau, The Help, Limitless and Moneyball.

Jessica Simpson looks better now that she's knocked up and huge than she did when she was just, uh, huge. Jessica looks great even though she looks like she's carrying a few watermelons in there. Anyone else think she'd blow up like a Macy's Day Parade float?

Jess is reportedly pregnant with a son. I'm hoping that naming the kid will be a collaborative effort between Jess and her baby daddy, Eric Johnson. Considering the smarts this chick is workin' wit, don't be surprised if she names her kid Purse.

Photos: Fame/ Flynet

Miley Cyrus, Brandi Cyrus and some other chick all posed for photos while doing laundry! Miley's jeans look like they were made before she was born, but seriously, how hawt does Liam Hemsworth's girlfriend look?!

It's strange to see celebrities doing laundry in a laundromat. Laundromats scare me. There's just too many men staring at you (if you're a chick), and it's just dirty, overcrowded and gross (like Walmarts), but Miles and her crew were photoshoot fresh and the results are very impressive!

Well executed ladies.

From the many sites that I've read (all 2 of 'em), the reviews seem to be unanimous: Khloe Kardashian is a hot blonde! The only K-sister with a personality posted this surprising photo on her website. She also posted a Twitter update, that we're using as a caption, below.

"Merry Christmas eve!!! This will be the first time ever I'm not at my family's Christmas eve party... At least ill get pics sent to me :)"

Dark hair is not for Khloe! When she dyed her hair red, she was gorgeous. With blonde hair she looks much more attractive.

But Khloe's not allowed to dye her hair a lighter shade. Seriously! Khloe is supposed to look like her sisters, for the brand's image or whatever, and her management made her change her hair from red to dark brown again just days after she premiered her new hue. That's bullsh!t for many reasons, the most obvious one being that Khloe does NOT look like Kim or Kourtney Kardashian.

I hope Khloe's enjoying her new home in Dallas! Maybe she should try rockin' a few blonde wigs?