Archive for the 'Madge Aka Madonna' Category

A-Rod Will Miss Thanksgiving With His Kids to Host Party for Madonna

November 25th, 2008

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“Access Hollywood” reports that Cynthia, who’s in the final stages of her divorce from A-Rod, wrote an e-mail to a confidant noting:

“My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!”

A-Rod won’t be with his children Natasha,4, and Ella,1, in Miami because he’s hosting a party for Madge, 50, and her kids.

To add insult to injury, after Rodriguez left Miami at Madonna’s beck and call, his lawyer called Cynthia and wanted her to sign the couple’s divorce settlement.

Cynthia should get a new man and call it a day with this douche. Besides, A-Rod must be gay because he dumped a woman for a male body builder. If you’re gonna divorce the mother of your kids for some ho, your new fuckship should have a chance longevity. Madonna’s relationships just don’t work and A-Rod’s a mimbo for thinking otherwise. A hot, sexy, good sperm donor mimbo, but a moron none the less…. Mmmmm, A-Rod, yum.

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Madonna Gets to Keep Her $500 Million Fortune Cause Guy Doesn’t Want It

November 20th, 2008

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The BBC reports that according to court lists, Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be granted a preliminary divorce decree at the High Court in London on Friday. After six weeks and a day, the divorce would be made final.

The former couple announced they were divorcing in October after almost eight years of marriage.

Madonna will keep the bulk of her estimated $500 million fortune intact, though Ritchie was entitled by law to a share of it.

Additionally, Rocco and David will split time between the U.S. and London, while Lourdes, whose father is Carlos Leon, will live with her mother.

“He could have hugely boosted his bank balance and set himself up for life, but he already feels he has enough money. He also didn’t want the whole thing dragging on in the public gaze for months and months and, in any case, his priority was the children’s future.”

Alright, I hope that Guy really thought his decision through. He would walk away with hundreds of millions. And, after I think about it more, I think he’s going to regret this. Guy’s friends and anyone who meets him is going to talk shit about how stupid he was. I hope it all works out for him.

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I Think Madonna Looks Great

November 20th, 2008

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Britney Spears and Madonna Concert Videos

November 7th, 2008

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Britney Spears graced the stage in a conservative outfit for some hyped up nonsense last night at Madonna’s concert at Dodger stadium. Britney only sang part of Madonna’s “Human Nature.” I pity the fool who paid $1,700 for front row tickets.

Justin Timberlake was there to sing “4 Minutes.” Britney and Justin did their performances with Madonna separately. No threesome. Damn.

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No Sex For 18 Months

October 21st, 2008

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Good lord, sweet Jesus, mother of Mary, Moses and Ryan Seacrest! Madonna cut off her hubby Guy Ritchie from sex for 18 months.

The singer insisted on sticking to her strict four-hour daily exercise regime despite Guy’s pleas they should spend more time together.

It meant the film director went 18 months without having sex with his wife. And on the rare occasions when they did make love, he has told pals it was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle”.

A close friend of the couple told us: “He got more and more frustrated as she spent nearly half the day working out. Afterwards she’d be too tired to make love. And towards the end Guy wouldn’t be there. He’d get fed up waiting for her and go down the pub with his mates.”

Isn’t an incentive for working out the stamina that you’ll be able to utilize in the bedroom? Madge is the girlfriend and wife from hell. Who would even wanna go down on her? If she jerks with pleasure too quickly she’ll bump you in the temples with her iron thighs and knock ya out cold for the night.

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