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Good lord, sweet Jesus, mother of Mary, Moses and Ryan Seacrest! Madonna cut off her hubby Guy Ritchie from sex for 18 months.
The singer insisted on sticking to her strict four-hour daily exercise regime despite Guy’s pleas they should spend more time together.
It meant the film director went 18 months without having sex with his wife. And on the rare occasions when they did make love, he has told pals it was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle”.
A close friend of the couple told us: “He got more and more frustrated as she spent nearly half the day working out. Afterwards she’d be too tired to make love. And towards the end Guy wouldn’t be there. He’d get fed up waiting for her and go down the pub with his mates.”
Isn’t an incentive for working out the stamina that you’ll be able to utilize in the bedroom? Madge is the girlfriend and wife from hell. Who would even wanna go down on her? If she jerks with pleasure too quickly she’ll bump you in the temples with her iron thighs and knock ya out cold for the night.
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Although I was on People magazine’s website, I decided to go to Usmagazine for the inside scoop because all People does is kiss celebrities’ asses, never giving the full story, sugar coating everythang! Us doesn’t do that. They enjoy talking shit and being real.
But is anyone surprised over this “news?” The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors have been non-stop pretty much their entire marriage, and more frequent since July. Madonna and Guy always seemed like such an odd pairing from the start, like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and they could just never rid themselves of the rumors.
Madonna is getting divorced and moving on to New York Yankee A-Rod, someone who probably enjoys working out just as much as she does.
One of Madonna’s insiders is on damage control saying,
“With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven’t been ‘together’ for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing.”
In contrast, an A-Rod source is saying something different!
“A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna’s in.”
The same source says Madonna and Guy had dinner on Oct. 2 in NYC and Madonna “has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced.”
Madonna has been linked to Rodriguez since early July when Us Weekly broke the news that he had been making late-night visits to her Central Park West apartment in New York City.
Uh, as if this is gonna work out, though. Maybe Madonna is the new Cameron Diaz, fucking around just to fuck because she can? And A-Rod can get way hotter chicks than buff Madonna. Regardless, have fun, kids!
Madonna is so strictly business, she probably had her assistant dump Guy Ritchie for her. Don’t mess with that bitch.
Always the successful attention seeker, Madonna whipped out some guns on top of her ankles last night at the NYC premiere of “Filth and Wisdom.”
I love these shoes!!! So fun! Perfect for dominatrix shit, if you’re into that. The downside is that I think they’d hurt to stand on for a while, but they are delicious. I love unique fashion.
There are no words.
If you are old enough to remember when Madonna got pregnant the first time around you probably remember her seeking out the perfect specimen that would, for all genetical purposes, be the impeccable father of her first child.
Carlos Leon was that man. But what is Lourdes’ father like, and what does he have to say about all the recent controversy surrounding Madonna?
He says of his 11-year-old daughter, “She’s at that point where she can call me and say, ‘Hey Dad, what’s up? What time are you going to get me?’ It’s really cool. We talk every day.”
He hints that Madonna is the disciplinarian of the two. “It’s hard for me to be the tough guy with my daughter. Maybe I should work on the discipline stuff, but I could leave her mother to do that!”
He adds that they must be doing something right because Lourdes is growing into a beautiful young lady. “Look at me and the way I live: I ride my bicycle, I walk, I don’t have a driver. That’s how I keep her grounded. Her mom does a good job too – she’s not that person that everyone thinks. She’s very laidback and cool.”
When asked what his opinion is of the whole Madonna Alex Rodriguez scandal he says confidently, “Trust me, that’s a lie. I know for a fact, she wouldn’t do that.”
A cameraman is claiming that he has a sex tape of Madonna and Alex Rodriguez.
The man says that the footage was taped with a hidden camera in the apartment that the couple used for their sex romps.
The apartment is owned by a Kabbalah friend of Madge’s and was reportedly shot two months ago.
The man who claims to have the video says that once he found out the pair were meeting there, he installed a secret camera that he aimed at the couch.
Apparently the two were caught getting down and dirty.
However, if his claims are true, he may be at risk of facing criminal charges.
One legal expert stated,
“If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy. But more than that he would not have had his friend’s consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it. That is burglary. He would be prima facie guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he’d be going to jail for a few years.”
Madonna still claims that she and Rodriguez are merely friends.
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