Brazilian model Jesus Luz, 23, and Madonna, 51, are still together. It was just last week that reports surfaced that Jesus had dumped Madonna. But it looks like they've patched things up or they never even split to begin with.
To prove everyone wrong, Madonna and Jesus were caught pulling a Brangelina on Wednesday in Rio.
Check out that top picture. There's no passion there. Is Jesus on Madonna's payroll?
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0 Comments This has to be the saddest day in celebrity couple history. Madonna and Jesus Luz have broken up! I know, it's not a surprise. How long can a young hot stud handle sexing an old cougar like Madonna?
"The problem is as simple as it is obvious — it’s the age difference. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people."
It took Jesus Luz a year to dust the cobwebs off the Madge vag and he's got to be worn out by the maintenance it takes to keep it in poke worthy condition. According to sources, Madonna said "We’ve just run out of things to talk about. It’s really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, that’s about it’.”
She'll pick her heart up off of the floor and move on to another boy toy. It's not like she's hurting to find men who want her even though she's becoming an old dried up hag. I've still got love for you Madonna.
Lourdes Maria Ciccone is absolutely gorgeous! I just love her, can you tell? Lourdes accompanied her iconic mom Madonna to the premiere of "Nine" and she brought her cute style with her.
Lourdes painted her nails neon green and I love her age appropriate outfit. She's already appeared in one of Madonna's videos, plays the piano, and is said to be interested in acting. Lourdes definitely has herself some connections and I think we'll be seeing much more of her in the future.
That shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. Any old hag that has Popeye muscles like Madonna has to be a higher being. I see Madonna more as Xenu, who is the head alien honcho of Scientology.
Madonna took the kids to Malawi so David, whom she adopted from a Malawian orphanage, could see where he came from. During their visit, one of the children in the orphanage stroked Madonna's ego.
"You are our god, Where could we have been without you?" An onlooker noted that Madonna looked bemused by the comment but "seemed cool with it."
Kid, do you realize what you're doing when you say something like that to Madonna? She seemed 'cool with it' because she already feels that way about herself. She just needed someone to confirm it.
Alright, I'll be nice. Madonna started the Raising Malawi charity which has helped fund the orphanage along with five others in the country and that's why the little one gave Madonna the compliment. But still, telling Madonna she's a god will make her believe she can achieve world domination and we don't need that bullsh*t.
Lady Gaga is original, no doubt, but she's arguably just a Madonna clone of sorts. From LG's eccentric stage performances to her ability to create buzz by being an attention whore, it's obvious that Gaga has received an A+ in How to Get Attention So You'll Sell More Records 101, a course Madonna has taught for, like, two decades.
Madonna looks like she's having a little too much fun insulting Lady Gaga in this skit. It's fun because it's Gaga and Madge going at it and their similarities are so obvious. Love it.
Madonna is a very fun interviewee! Madge and David Letterman have great chemistry together. Madonna talks about how she rather get run over by a train than get married again. Sorry, Jesus Luz! And she talks about the men she's dated and then eats pizza with David.
Every interview should be this fun.
Madonna was obviously dating a wack job when she was with Jim Albright in the 90's. Who the hell is Jim Albright anyway?
Madonna's ex-flame apparently kept the sexed up voice mail messages, and letters he received from her and they are now going to be auctioned off. Those suckers are gonna go public and we'll all get to hear what the horny b*tch had to say!
The singer faxed notes to ex-boyfriend Jim Albright and left erotic messages on his voice mail, and now the letters and taped calls are to be auctioned off. The recorded messages, on two cassette tapes, are expected to fetch in excess of $40,000.
Screw the messages and old fashioned faxes, I wanna see some poking on video! Even though she's 50 years old, she's got a great bod but I wonder if the vag on Madge is showing it's age. Ewww.
Madonna stopped to pay tribute to the two people who were killed when the concert stage they were putting together for her concert in Marseille, France, collapsed.
I'm telling you, those may be tears of 'I'm f*cked and going to be sued' more than they're 'Oh they were such wonderful people who I adored so much' tears.
Madonna will probably have a lawsuit to deal with after this little incident.
A stage that was being built for her concert this coming weekend in Marseille, France, collapsed killing one person and injuring 6 others.
The Marseille fire department says a stage being built for a Madonna concert in the French port city has collapsed, leaving one dead and six injured.
The fire department says the stage at the Stade Velodrome stadium fell apart on top of several workers Thursday. The six injured were taken to local hospitals. Details of their injuries and the identity of the dead worker were not immediately released.
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