Stick around until the 0:36 mark where Madonna takes a fall. This is nothing like Beyonce's fall down the stairs or Katy Perry's slip and slide with cake, but I know some of you will wanna see this shiz so I'm posting it.
The only way I'd go to a Madge concert is if I won tickets. I can't believe people spend their paychecks to watch her raisin ass flex her muscles and lip synch.
I didn't find it honorable that Guy Ritchie said he doesn't want any of Madonna's money. I found it too dumbass and douche-like, an impulsive decision he would regret forever evah. He's one lucky ex-hubby because Madonna's rep says that Madge has settled with Guy for a whoopping $76 million!
Liz Rosenberg tells The Associated Press that Madonna, 50, has given Ritchie, 40, between $76 million to $92 million as part of their divorce agreement. (The figure includes the value of the couple's country home Ashcombe in western England, she said.)
Although the singer keeps the bulk of her estimated $500 million fortune, "I'd assume it's one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement," Rosenberg noted.
Custody arrangements for their children have yet to be finalized.
Guy deserves every penny. Madge is a body building control freak from diva hell. Her face is crusting and she's turning into ashes. Did you see her on the Britney Spears documentary? Guy got out just in time. Congrats.
"Access Hollywood" reports that Cynthia, who's in the final stages of her divorce from A-Rod, wrote an e-mail to a confidant noting:
"My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!"
A-Rod won't be with his children Natasha,4, and Ella,1, in Miami because he's hosting a party for Madge, 50, and her kids.
To add insult to injury, after Rodriguez left Miami at Madonna's beck and call, his lawyer called Cynthia and wanted her to sign the couple's divorce settlement.
Cynthia should get a new man and call it a day with this douche. Besides, A-Rod must be gay because he dumped a woman for a male body builder. If you're gonna divorce the mother of your kids for some ho, your new fuckship should have a chance longevity. Madonna's relationships just don't work and A-Rod's a mimbo for thinking otherwise. A hot, sexy, good sperm donor mimbo, but a moron none the less.... Mmmmm, A-Rod, yum.
The BBC reports that according to court lists, Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be granted a preliminary divorce decree at the High Court in London on Friday. After six weeks and a day, the divorce would be made final.
The former couple announced they were divorcing in October after almost eight years of marriage.
Madonna will keep the bulk of her estimated $500 million fortune intact, though Ritchie was entitled by law to a share of it.
Additionally, Rocco and David will split time between the U.S. and London, while Lourdes, whose father is Carlos Leon, will live with her mother.
"He could have hugely boosted his bank balance and set himself up for life, but he already feels he has enough money. He also didn't want the whole thing dragging on in the public gaze for months and months and, in any case, his priority was the children's future."
Alright, I hope that Guy really thought his decision through. He would walk away with hundreds of millions. And, after I think about it more, I think he's going to regret this. Guy's friends and anyone who meets him is going to talk shit about how stupid he was. I hope it all works out for him.
Britney Spears graced the stage in a conservative outfit for some hyped up nonsense last night at Madonna's concert at Dodger stadium. Britney only sang part of Madonna's "Human Nature." I pity the fool who paid $1,700 for front row tickets.
Justin Timberlake was there to sing "4 Minutes." Britney and Justin did their performances with Madonna separately. No threesome. Damn.
Good lord, sweet Jesus, mother of Mary, Moses and Ryan Seacrest! Madonna cut off her hubby Guy Ritchie from sex for 18 months.
The singer insisted on sticking to her strict four-hour daily exercise regime despite Guy's pleas they should spend more time together.
It meant the film director went 18 months without having sex with his wife. And on the rare occasions when they did make love, he has told pals it was like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle".
A close friend of the couple told us: "He got more and more frustrated as she spent nearly half the day working out. Afterwards she'd be too tired to make love. And towards the end Guy wouldn't be there. He'd get fed up waiting for her and go down the pub with his mates."
Isn't an incentive for working out the stamina that you'll be able to utilize in the bedroom? Madge is the girlfriend and wife from hell. Who would even wanna go down on her? If she jerks with pleasure too quickly she'll bump you in the temples with her iron thighs and knock ya out cold for the night.
Although I was on People magazine's website, I decided to go to Usmagazine for the inside scoop because all People does is kiss celebrities' asses, never giving the full story, sugar coating everythang! Us doesn't do that. They enjoy talking shit and being real.
But is anyone surprised over this "news?" The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors have been non-stop pretty much their entire marriage, and more frequent since July. Madonna and Guy always seemed like such an odd pairing from the start, like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and they could just never rid themselves of the rumors.
Madonna is getting divorced and moving on to New York Yankee A-Rod, someone who probably enjoys working out just as much as she does.
One of Madonna's insiders is on damage control saying,
"With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing."
In contrast, an A-Rod source is saying something different!
"A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."
The same source says Madonna and Guy had dinner on Oct. 2 in NYC and Madonna "has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced."
Madonna has been linked to Rodriguez since early July when Us Weekly broke the news that he had been making late-night visits to her Central Park West apartment in New York City.
Uh, as if this is gonna work out, though. Maybe Madonna is the new Cameron Diaz, fucking around just to fuck because she can? And A-Rod can get way hotter chicks than buff Madonna. Regardless, have fun, kids!
Madonna is so strictly business, she probably had her assistant dump Guy Ritchie for her. Don't mess with that bitch.
There are no words.
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