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Lourdes Leon: Edited Out of Madonna's Movie "W.E."

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:05:54 EST

How thoughtful of Madonna! Pulling a move that would send Will Smith and Jada Pinkett into violent convulsions, Madonna has edited her daughter Lourdes out of her new movie "W.E.," which opens in theaters today.

Lourdes played a young girl in the film named Wally. Madonna told MTV: "It was quite unfair of me what I did and what I asked her to do."

Madonna says that although Lourdes "was really great," she "ended up cutting her out of the film. Ruthless, I know."

Madge says that her daughter "took it like a champ."

Hmmm! Madge is performing at the Super Bowl on Sunday - she still has a thriving career! For the love of gawd, why wouldn't Madonna help her daughter come up by allowing her to remain in the film?! I can't imagine how excited Lourdes must have been, telling all of her friends about her role, only to have her diva b!tch mom screw it all up.

Photo: Wenn

Madonna on Lady Gaga: 'Born This Way' Sounds Like 'Express Yourself'

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:41:47 EST

When Lady Gaga's single "Born This Way" first hit the Internet and radio, many people said that she ripped off Madonna's 1989 hit, "Express Yourself." When Madonna was asked about what she thought about Gaga's song, she said that she liked it.

Months later, Madonna has changed her tune, and she takes a jab at Mother Monster, telling NME magazine how she really feels.

"I thought, this is a wonderful way to redo my song ["Express Yourself"]. I mean, I recognized the chord changes. I thought it was... interesting."

When Gaga was accused of ripping off Madonna, she fumed that she used a chord progression "That's been in disco music for the last 50 years," adding: "Just because I'm the first f***ing artist in 25 years to think of putting it on Top 40 radio, it doesn‚t mean I'm a plagiarist, it means that I'm f***ing smart. Sorry."

I think what's worse than Gaga's lack of creativity in "Born This Way" is Madonna talking sh!t about it like a year later. They're both two of the biggest attention whores of all time. They should be loving each other instead of throwing shade.

Lourdes Leon Looks More Like Madonna Every Day

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:45:00 EST

Lourdes Leon is only 15, but she already gives off a confident, grown woman vibe, and not in some skanky Courtney Stodden way. Here's Lourdes with Kelly Osbourne at a press conference for their Material Girl Model Search. Notice how young Lola's features are becoming more and more Madge-like with age.

That said, Lourdes is naturally prettier than Madonna ever was, and obviously she's missing her mom's signature blonde locks, but look at this picture and tell me it doesn't look like Madge went hispanic for a movie role.

More importantly, lil Lourdes seems to have inherited her mother's star power and confidence. She appears to be leaning toward fashion, career-wise, and with her connections and charisma, she'll likely go far. Expect to have some Lourdes Leon hanging in your closet in the next few years.

Madonna Doesn't Let Poor People Look At Her

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:00:00 EST

Madonna, pop icon and hater of hydrangeas, attended the Toronto Film Festival yesterday to promote a movie that she directed, because apparently she does that now. Normally, I would make fun of Madonna for thinking that she can direct a full-length feature film with no experience or training, but it's Madonna, so it's actually the least egotistical thing she's done this year and there's so, so much more to make fun of.

According to witnesses at the festival, Madge was all smiles and light during her press conference, but backstage was a different story. This is a film festival, not a movie set, so the stars needs are attended to by volunteers, and apparently, Madonna hates volunteers almost as much as those damn hydrangeas. The Globe and Mail reports, "Eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film...they all dutifully stood with their backs to her as she passed."

So, the list of things you can't do in Madonna's presence grows longer. Don't give her flowers, don't look at her, and for the love of God, DON'T breathe her air. That's Madonna's oxygen.

(Photos: WENN)

Madonna Hates Hydrangeas, Human Beings

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 15:20:33 EST

It's no secret that Madonna is a self-important psycho b!tch who considers herself god's gift to music, but her latest diva behavior caught on tape is ridiculous even by Madge standards.

Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas

In the above clip, a fan presents Madonna with a hydrangea. Seems like a nice enough gesture. Little does he know - Madonna hates hydrangeas.

Excuse me, she looooathes them, and she's not shy about breaking out her best fake British accent to tell everyone around how much she despises that particular flower. This is why mega-famous pop stars should just self-destruct and disappear at the height of their fame. No one wants to see them turn into some angry, withered parody of their former self. Hopefully in 30 years we won't have to see Lady Gaga throw a sh!t fit because she was forced to share a room with an orchid.

Brahim Zaibat: Madonna's 24 Year Old Boyfriend Celebrates Her 53rd Birthday

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 16:10:35 EST

Madonna and Brahim Zaibat, 24, have been sexing for a while now, but it wasn't until photos of Madonna and Brahim hugging on the beach surfaced this weekend that many sites began to take notice.

Brahim is a French break-dancer. He was spotted hugging and kissing on his suga mama in the Hamptons while her two 5 year-old children, David and Mercy, played in the sand nearby.

Madonna and Brahim have been dating since last year. He caught her eye while performing at the launch of her clothing line at Macy's. Madge and Brahim also vacationed in Paris earlier this summer.

It's sexist bullsh!t that men can date women 40 years younger and no one says a damn thing, but if a woman dates a man 5 or 10 years younger, she's a "cougar." The term "cougar" should never be taken as an insult. If you're a female, I say you're damn stupid if you only date older men. Go 'head now Madonna!

Photo: Fame

Lady Gaga Says Madonna's Cool With Being Copied

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:00:00 EST

Lady Gaga's new song, "Born This Way," has drawn some unflattering comparisons to Madonna's "Express Yourself," with some suggesting that Lady G blatantly ripped off one of her pop idol's biggest hits. Lady G clreared the air in an interview with Jay Leno last night, saying she spoke to the Material Girl and it's all good in the mega-famous blonde crazy person hood.

"There is really no one that is a more adoring and loving Madonna fan than me," Gaga told Leno. "I am the hugest fan, personally and professionally. And...Well, the good news is, I got an e-mail from her people and her sending me their love and complete support on behalf of the single. And if the queen says it shall be, then it shall be."

To me, the real problem isn't that Gaga's new track is a bit derivative (it made me think of a cross between Cher and Nine Inch Nails). Pop music is supposed to build on what's been done before. No, the real issue is that the masses seem to be suffering from a serious case of Gaga burn-out. There was a time - less than a year ago - when every new Lady Gaga single was met with near-universal praise and adoration. Now, Steffie from the Block finds herself defending her songs on The Tonight Show. Seems like it might be time for Gaga to go back to the lab and re-invent herself again before everyone gets bored of her current routine.

Brahim Zaibat is Madonna's New Victim

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:08:37 EST

It's October, the month for all things horrifying and this year, there's so much to be frightened of: the economy, the Palin family, Kate Gosselin's stomach. The most scarifying thing of all though, might be the fact that at 52, Madonna is still sinking the gnarled talons of her veiny man-hands into a generation of young men.

Madonna's newest piece is 23 year-old choreographer Brahim Rachiki, who probably thought the deal he signed with the devil was a pretty good one until the first time he had to rub up against the bony grey-haired Madge vadge and felt it sucking his youth out through his penis. No amount of money can be worth that. I bet when she opens her legs, it fills the room with creepy yellow light like that briefcase in Pulp Fiction. Poor guy.

That's just it, too. I'm sick of the media pretending Madonna's 'still got it' just because she manages to land herself young dudes on occasion. It's not because she's still hot, or even because she's Madonna...It's because she's effing loaded! Male gold-diggers do exist! I should know - I am one. I would do awful things to Oprah if she just kept me on a decent allowance.

Madonna is not eternally young or in possession of some ageless sex appeal. Yes, she's still the Material Girl, but these days that material is the stuff that lines a pair of Depends. The reason she still has sex with young guys is that she's very, very rich. That said, so Is A-Rod, so I don't know what his excuse is. That dude's just messed up.

Anyway, congrats to Brahim. I guess. Ride that gravy train for as long as you can stand it. *shudders*

Taylor Momsen, Lourdes and Madonna Pose Together

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 17:24:58 EST

Madonna, Lourdes and a skanky raccoon all posed on the red carpet in New York City last night for the launch of Madge's Material Girl clothing line. Unfortunately Taylor Momsen is the face of the brand. Lourdes looked great, per usual, love her! And Taylor, well ... she continues to make an @ss outta herself because she actually thinks she looks halfway decent with her hideous makeup.

Material Girl is designed by Lourdes and Madonna. The collection includes apparel, footwear and accessories... Okay, because Lourdes is such a fierce b!tch, here are some of her best quotes from her recent blog entries:

Aaron Johnson is mad freakin hottt. They make him geeky in the movie but it’s just like “your hotness shines through all that”.

No but for rizzle, it’s a great line and if you guys like it that is FABNOSITY.

you know when you know like 2 words to a song and the rest your just mumbling because you don’t actually know any of the rest of the words and you look like a TOTAL dumbass. That’s what I looked like

I was at the movies the Calvin Klein X underwear add with Kellan Lutz came on. No comment…except for that boy is Gorgeous and now I’m going to shut the hell up.

Florence + The Machine are amazing!! Grace Potter and the Nocturnals are great…two of the guys from her band look like Jesus Christ. Praise the Lord.LOL.

The final game is spain vs netherlands and I’ll prob watch it, some of the spanish players are PFH (pretty freakin hot):P<

Madonna needs to get this girl some birth control STAT!!!! It is shocking how often Lourdes, 13, mentions men!

Lourdes Rocks Pot Leaf Wristband

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:00:20 EST

Madonna's daughter Lourdes is barely a teenager, but she's already established herself as a little fashionista with her own Macy's clothing line and her blog that launched in June. When Madge is your mom, you probably grow up pretty fast.

Even so, 13 is kinda young to let the world know you burn weed like Mischa Barton at a reggae concert.

It's possible Lourdes just liked the rasta wristband she was caught rockin' in London yesterday for reasons that had nothing to do with the unmistakable pot leaf on it. But with her Material Girl clothing line already being criticized as too racy for young girls, now might be a good time to avoid any scandals. Mom may have to give Lourdes some tips about life in the public eye. Then again, Madge probably loves the extra attention.