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Have you ever seen such a hot pompadour? You know, the mohawk looking 'do on a chick! Natalie Portman looks fierce in the latest issue of V magazine.

In the issue Natalie talks about aging as an actress and how hard it can be to get work as you grow older and more wrinkly. She doesn't rule out having plastic surgery as she gets older but explains she's already anal about having something as small as a pimple.

“If I have a pimple I want to get rid of it.” 

Oh really? Who doesn't want to get rid of a nasty puss filled pimple when it's looking back at you like a third eye. Natalie has beautiful skin and will age gracefully.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart look great together. The New Moon stars are both photogenic and their chemistry always comes across on film.

Are they going to stay together through the filming of Breaking Dawn? Gawd I hope not. I love it when ex-couples have to fake romantic interest for a performance. It's one of the few times when It gives you another reason to be thankful you're not rich and famous.

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively graces the cover of the new issue of Nylon magazine. The CW star with the gorgeous hair revealed that she dresses like her character Serena van der Woodsen.

Blake said, "I dress just like Serena! I own half her wardrobe... I feel ridiculous at times with her – because I’m, you know, killing someone or marrying someone, but I look like me. I’m like, ‘Oh, this is absurd.’"

How convenient is that? Well, as long as Blake's not whoring out like Serena does, that's all that matters.

Michelle Obama looks fabulous on the cover of the November issue of Glamour magazine! She's rocking a hot red dress, a classic hair style, and the whole look reminds me of Jackie O.

In the Women of the Year issue, Michelle talks about our obsession with her fashion, being a working mom while raising two girls, and even gives relationship advice. I never thought I'd get pointers on dating from the First Lady!

"Cute's good. But cute only lasts for so long. Then it's 'Who are you as a person?' Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. When you're dating a man, you should always feel good."

Michelle's right, you've gotta have real feelings for the man besides feeling how thick his wallet is. Cute does only last so long cause then they start balding and getting hair in new places like their ears. That's when a few shots of Cuervo come in handy on a nightly basis.

Adam Lambert has posed in a racy Details magazine photoshoot that is basically pornographic.

The pictures are under such lock and key that every site I tried to find 'em on has since removed them per request. SO, if you wanna see Adam partaking in grown folk's business with a naked woman, ya gotta click our link and check 'em out before they're gone!!...  Continue Reading...

Twilight's Ashley Greene looks sexy with or without clothes on.

The 22 year-old actress may be young, but she knows exactly what she wants from the men that she dates, and she seems to have it all down!

Ashley has nothing to do with men's fitness, but she does appeal to the magazine's demographic. Pictures of sexy b*tches are always a win-win for everyone, even when they pose like they're trying to hold in some gas. I wouldn't mind walking though the door and finding Ashley farting on my dining room table.

Kristen Stewart says that skinny genes run in her family. In the new issue of Allure magazine, Kristen's asked if she works out, to which she replies "hell no!" She also says that her brother is like a male version of Samantha Ronson and she worries about being too thin.

On her thin figure:

"I don’t exercise. I’m skinny fat. I worry about being too skinny. You should see my brother, he’s, like, emaciated. We both just happen to be really skinny.”

On doing talk shows:

“It’s all about those 10 minutes. You have to be funny and cute, and you have to promote the movie, and I don’t know what else. You have to look hot or something."

On dressing like she needs to take a shower at a car wash:

“I go outside, and my hair is dirty, and people say, ‘What’s wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.'”  “I’m like, don’t you get it? I’m not that girl! Like, I never was that girl. It’s not like I was really clean-cut last year.”

On the haterade:

“The commenters are usually worse than the bloggers. I know what people say about me.”

Kristen Stewart is a breath of fresh air. She puts in so much effort to remain grounded and not let fame get to her head by morphing into a superficial diva. She's doing a great job so far.

With Twilight's New Moon release coming in just over a month, photo spreads of the stars are popping up everywhere! Check out these hot outtake photos of Taylor Lautner for the November issue of GQ magazine.

If I were a 13 year-old girl, I would have his pictures posted all over my walls in my bedroom. Unfortunately I'm no teeny bopper, so it would just come off as strange to have him plastered in my room.

Hot girls are always a positive thing on a Friday afternoon. Especially if you just had to suffer through a conference meeting with your egotistical a-hole boss and co-workers who have moved up in the company by giving El Bosso penis massages during private meetings.

For people experiencing a crappy Friday afternoon, I give you Kim Kardashian photos from the November issue of FHM South Africa, to cheer you up. Now strap on your suspenders, get that TPS report done, and enjoy the rest of your Friday. You deserve it. :)

Tommy boy has loosened the leash on Katie Holmes and she's gracing the cover of the November issue of Elle magazine. I'm waiting for the day when she rebels against mad Scientologist Tom, and does a highly offensive photo shoot for Hustler.

In the Women in Hollywood issue Katie talks about her family life, movies she likes and having Suri on set with her for her Broadway show.

On family life: “In my own life, my whole world really revolves around family. I do what I need to do, but it’s like, ‘How is everybody else doing?’ And it’s wonderful for me as an actress to put some of that into a character.”

As a working mom on the Broadway set of All My Sons: “Suri would sit in my lap in the makeup chair. She’d hand the wig lady the bobby pins.“

On the genre of film she loves most: “It can be any genre. I even like vampire movies – they just have to be well done. I want to believe in the characters. The minute it starts to feel not real, I’m not interested.”

She has to say she likes Vampire movies because spaz boy Tom Cruise starred in one! If she doesn't mention Tom at least once in an interview, he'll vanish her to the basement and have her work on creating the perfect Xenu baby with some preserved L. Ron Hubbard sperm.