Magazine Spreads

When is Breaking Dawn released in Russia? I kid. Robert Pattinson covers GQ Russia and the photo below is the best out of the photoshoot. His magazine cover picture doesn't do him any justice, and the popular star looks shockingly older in these pictures.

I guess I'm just used to Rob's goofy smile and awkward, humble vibe. Robert looks, like, like a serious actor in these photos. He looks like he's matured. I see hair on his face. And chest. It's kind of gross.

What makes Evelyn Lozada sexy to me is her fiery attitude, but the Puerto Rican isn't exactly hard on the eyes either. Evelyn is featured in the new issue of Maxim and the publication had nothing but kind things to say about Chad Ochocinco's future wifey.

Maxim said: “Evelyn Lozada is turning out to become one of the hottest reality stars on the scene and everyone is taking notice. She is absolutely gorgeous and we had an awesome time shooting her.”

Not really. Evelyn's hot, but her six-pack looks gross. Women shouldn't go hard with the six-pack. The lingerie she's wearing does nothing for me and she looks prettier on TV than she does here. None of that matters, though, cause Lozada is building her brand. She already has a shoe store, Dulce, in Miami, she just released her first book, Inner Circle: The Wives Association, and she's endorsed Secret Kisses cosmetics. Evelyn will also have her own spinoff reality show soon and she plans to get inseminated so that she can have Ocho's twins.

Taylor Swift is still trying to play the victim card by talking about her failed relationships and her "earth-shattering, crash-and-burn heartbreak." This is coming from the same chick that jumps from penis to penis and picks up nearly every award she's nominated for.

Taylor doesn't look old enough to vote and her clothes look like they were stolen from dolls at Toys 'R Us, yet she covers the February issue of Vogue. Taylor said "I just don't really feel like dating."

People rarely ever "don't feel like dating" and 'don't feel like sexing' at the same time, so she's probably just whoring out full-time now instead of trying to uphold her innocent girl image.

The overrated country star brings on the pity party, claiming that she's just happy not to be bawling her eyes out. "I'm not sad and I'm not crying this Christmas, so I am really stoked about that."

When asked about her Christmas 2010, she replied: "I am not gonna go into it! It's a sad story!"

Surprisingly, Swift will be making new songs about her heartbreak! "There's just been this earth-shattering, not recent, but absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak, and that will turn out to be what the next album is about."

I really shouldn't blog about this hooker because I can't hide my disdain for a 22 year-old privileged twat who makes her juvenille relationships sound like she's survived being a prisoner of war!

To read more of Taylor's b!tchy quotes about the kind of men she doesn't like, visit Us Weekly.

Take note, Lindsay Lohan: this is how you pretend to be Marilyn Monroe.

Michelle Williams - who won a Golden Globe on Sunday for her performance in My Week With Marilyn - is featured in the new issue of GQ and she surprises us not only with the hotness of her photo spread (see evidence below), but also with her candidness about her career, her family, and the death of her daughter's father, Heath Ledger.

"I felt like I was going crazy," Michelle told the mag. "It was too much - trying to deal with what had happened and trying to deal with what was at our doorstep. I just felt trapped... I can’t make it stop, I can’t make it go away." Heavy stuff, but the actress has persevered admirably, and now (unlike the rest of her former Dawson's Creek co-stars) her career is hotter than ever. We're telling you, Lindsay...you should be studying this girl's every move.

(Photos: GQ)

It's a good thing the wedding is back on. These two can't split until we see a sex tape first. Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada and fiance Chad Ochocinco stripped down and posed for Urban Ink magazine.

Chad and Evelyn's pose above reminds me of Janet Jackson's topless album cover from the '90s... Evelyn doesn't need no stinkin' bra when she has her man's hands right there, eager to support! Evelyn's sexy 'top' looks like it was made out of duct tape. I just found my Halloween costume.

Dakota Fanning put on a Louis Vuitton dress and a baby blue Prada ensemble for the cover photo of ELLE UK's February 2012 issue. Dakota says that her younger sister, Elle Fanning, is more stylish than she is.

“She’s the go-to fashion person in the family. Elle knows every single model, every single collection, every single piece from every single collection." Dakota said.

She continued to praise her sister, saying: "She has a real passion, and it’s not at all in a materialistic way. She genuinely appreciates the workmanship and creativity.”

Dakota revealed that her sister was photographed in her clothes last summer and she called her up and told her "I caught you!" Ha. Well Elle may be fashion forward, but Dakota looks beautiful. Nice lips!

Julianne Hough's brother Derek said that his 23 year-old sister is too young to marry Ryan Seacrest. Julianne tells Prestige magazine that she and Ryan aren't racing to the altar, but if they do get hitched, it will be a small, private affair.

On being Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend: "He has to keep up with me! The good thing is that we both have the same personality. We’re both very driven. We’re very ambitious. We’re very career-oriented. We’re both in the entertainment world... and we’re very supportive of each other. It’s actually a very great situation that we’re in."

On whether or not she'll marry soon: "I think we’re really happy where we are at this moment and I don’t think there’s any kind of pressure to do that. We’re just going to keep going. But if that ever happened, I don’t think it would be a big deal. It would be something very low-key. Not quite Vegas. But that’s not on our minds right now. We’re very happy with where we’re at and what we’re doing. You might as well be happy with doing what you’re doing than try and force something."

Her relationship sounds doomed. Julianne's a smart girl! She's pretty much saying that if Ryan stops spending on her, she won't be happy, and then she'll bounce! Ha.

And now it's time for some flawlessness, brought to you by Mrs. Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie's luscious pair of big lips appear on the new issue of Marie Claire magazine where she let her hair down and had some fun during her photoshoot. Angie's new movie, In the Land of Blood and Honey, opens in Los Angeles and New York. She wrote and directed the project about the Bosnian war. Jolie talks about her new movie, her lack of female friends, Bradley Pitt, her kids and more!

How did she write? Some of the very darkest sections were probably conceived in Shiloh’s art class; I was in the back corner, waiting for the kids to finish. And then somehow it slowly ended up being read by Brad, and then friends. There was a discussion of making it, and I just was terrified to hand it over to anybody. It wasn’t that I said, ‘I’m going to write something, and I want to direct it.’

On girlfriends: It was nice for me to play with other girls; I don’t really have girlfriends in movies, if you’ve noticed. Well, I have a few girlfriends. I just…I stay home a lot. I’m just not very social. I don’t do a lot with them, and I’m very homebound.

Eventually quitting acting: That doesn’t mean I’m stopping tomorrow. But I woke up one day realizing, God, I’m an actor. I don’t think I intended to be an actor. I think my mother wanted it for me. I loved telling stories, and I enjoyed the profession, but it is too late to be something else?

On Brad Pitt: He has expanded my life in ways I never imagined. We built a family. He is not just the love of my life, he is my family. I hold that very dear. I suppose what I’ve learned from Brad is to be able to have the kind of family whose happiness and well-being comes before your own. I’m very, very grateful to have such a loving family, and I wouldn’t have that without him.

* More pics and quotes after the jump!

Dianna Agron plays an ex-Bible-thumping cheerleader who’s trying to steal her baby back from her adoptive mother (seriously, WTF?) on Glee, but she’s not as pink hair-dying crazy in real life. On the cover of Nylon’s January 2012 issue, Dianna goes for a whole new ‘60s mod, Beatles-inspired look.

She looks gorgeous, but the styling and makeup seriously ages her. Good thing it’s just a photo shoot! In the issue, actress talks about her relationship status, her dancing background, and not growing up in the spotlight.

On whether she’s single: I may be...or I may not be!

On the eating habits of dancers: I remember girls dividing up PowerBars--they’d eat an eighth of a PowerBar for a rehearsal, and maybe have another eighth of a PowerBar hours alter.

On when she'll at some point bid farewell to her "Glee" co-stars: “The first days of not being in the company of those amazing people, I’m going to cry my eyes out. We’re taking it day by day.”

On holiday shopping: “I realized that if I don’t do Christmas early, I don’t give people meaningful gifts. I’m maybe halfway done with my Christmas shopping, which makes me feel over-prepared and happy at the same time.”

Twilight's Ashley Greene is smoking hot and she looks gorgeous in her Esquire magazine photos. Unlike Kristen Stewart, and Nikki Reed, Ashley is conceited as hell. You take one look at her, and it's not hard to figure out why.

But Ashley's well known for Twilight, and there's only one movie in the franchise left, so she needs to chill already.

I love all of the photos. Especially the first thumbnail below, where she's showing cleavage and legs while slouching over a table. So many women would look more tired than smoking hot while posing like that, but Ashley still looks sexy there. She could seriously be covered in mud and dudes would still line up begging to clean her off with their tongues.