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Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian posing for the magazine I used to write for, Saturday Night Magazine. She looks absolutely gorgeous and that's because I know the art director Photoshopped and airbrushed her to perfection just like they do at every magazine.

On filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians:

I think that sharing our lives on the show is actually very beneficial. The best feedback was the wedding special. Before, people were saying, “Khloé and Lamar met a month ago now they are getting married. This is crazy and it can’t be real.” But, after seeing the wedding special you see the whole process of what their life is like together and how they fell in love. If anything, people are now saying they totally get it. It’s just the best way for us to tell our side of the story.

On what she wants for Christmas:
I am very content right now. I do like to buy myself something for Christmas and my birthday. I would like to buy myself a house. I’ve been saving for one for a long time, and I just want my own place. I love little stuff like new dishes if I move. I love and am obsessed with cozy robes. I just found robes for everyone in my family.

On the paparazzi:

If you happen to shop down Robertson Blvd. then you know they’re going to be everywhere. It happens that I love to go to this nail salon in Beverly Hills where there are always paparazzi. At times it’s frustrating because I just want to get my nails done with no makeup on and in sweats. Times like those you just wish they weren’t around... It’s not the end of the world. It comes along with the territory. It doesn’t make or break my attitude or mood. It doesn’t really matter to me either way.

It amazes me how much Dakota Fanning has grown up over the last couple of years and she's looking super cute in the new issue of Teen Vogue. In the issue, Dakota talks about her role as Jane in New Moon and deciding to attend a regular high school as she grows up.

Dakota, on her decision to take the role of Jane in New Moon:
“I read all four Twilight books in one week. It’s such a phenomenon, and I wanted to be able to say that I was a part of it.”

How she feels about co-star Kristen Stewart:
“We became really close, like we’d known each other for our whole lives. We talk all the time.”

Kristen Stewart on Dakota:
“Dakota is one of the most consistently moving actors I have ever worked with. I’m always better with her.”

How she feels about playing a mean character for the first time:
“I’ve never been such an evil character, and because I do know Kristen so well, being mean to her was really weird. It’s like, Sorry, dude!”

Why she decided to attend high school:
“I really wanted a home base, because I feel like no matter how old people are, they remember homecoming. They remember their senior prom. And I really wanted that.”

I like Dakota and agree with her on the high school memories. The Hollywood tweens who do home schooling or get a tutor miss out on everything a teenager should experience. Like your Science teacher whose allergic to deodorant and sweats like a pig, or your French teacher who seems to consistently roll and shake her eyes while she's talking. Oh, those are some great memories. Ha!

Aubrey O'Day looks like a fish out of water in these photos in Maxim magazine. Like the Maxim fishermen just went out off of the coast of Alaska and snatched her up with 40-pound fishing test line and a couple of meal worms.

She looks like she's worn out from flopping on the deck of the boat after the big catch. I think it's safe to say I don't find these photos to be hot, but a couple of them are decent. Nice try on pulling off the 'f*ck me' face, maybe you'll have better luck next time.

Have you ever seen such a hot pompadour? You know, the mohawk looking 'do on a chick! Natalie Portman looks fierce in the latest issue of V magazine.

In the issue Natalie talks about aging as an actress and how hard it can be to get work as you grow older and more wrinkly. She doesn't rule out having plastic surgery as she gets older but explains she's already anal about having something as small as a pimple.

“If I have a pimple I want to get rid of it.” 

Oh really? Who doesn't want to get rid of a nasty puss filled pimple when it's looking back at you like a third eye. Natalie has beautiful skin and will age gracefully.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart look great together. The New Moon stars are both photogenic and their chemistry always comes across on film.

Are they going to stay together through the filming of Breaking Dawn? Gawd I hope not. I love it when ex-couples have to fake romantic interest for a performance. It's one of the few times when It gives you another reason to be thankful you're not rich and famous.

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively graces the cover of the new issue of Nylon magazine. The CW star with the gorgeous hair revealed that she dresses like her character Serena van der Woodsen.

Blake said, "I dress just like Serena! I own half her wardrobe... I feel ridiculous at times with her – because I’m, you know, killing someone or marrying someone, but I look like me. I’m like, ‘Oh, this is absurd.’"

How convenient is that? Well, as long as Blake's not whoring out like Serena does, that's all that matters.

Michelle Obama looks fabulous on the cover of the November issue of Glamour magazine! She's rocking a hot red dress, a classic hair style, and the whole look reminds me of Jackie O.

In the Women of the Year issue, Michelle talks about our obsession with her fashion, being a working mom while raising two girls, and even gives relationship advice. I never thought I'd get pointers on dating from the First Lady!

"Cute's good. But cute only lasts for so long. Then it's 'Who are you as a person?' Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. When you're dating a man, you should always feel good."

Michelle's right, you've gotta have real feelings for the man besides feeling how thick his wallet is. Cute does only last so long cause then they start balding and getting hair in new places like their ears. That's when a few shots of Cuervo come in handy on a nightly basis.

Adam Lambert has posed in a racy Details magazine photoshoot that is basically pornographic.

The pictures are under such lock and key that every site I tried to find 'em on has since removed them per request. SO, if you wanna see Adam partaking in grown folk's business with a naked woman, ya gotta click our link and check 'em out before they're gone!!...  Continue Reading...

Twilight's Ashley Greene looks sexy with or without clothes on.

The 22 year-old actress may be young, but she knows exactly what she wants from the men that she dates, and she seems to have it all down!

Ashley has nothing to do with men's fitness, but she does appeal to the magazine's demographic. Pictures of sexy b*tches are always a win-win for everyone, even when they pose like they're trying to hold in some gas. I wouldn't mind walking though the door and finding Ashley farting on my dining room table.

Kristen Stewart says that skinny genes run in her family. In the new issue of Allure magazine, Kristen's asked if she works out, to which she replies "hell no!" She also says that her brother is like a male version of Samantha Ronson and she worries about being too thin.

On her thin figure:

"I don’t exercise. I’m skinny fat. I worry about being too skinny. You should see my brother, he’s, like, emaciated. We both just happen to be really skinny.”

On doing talk shows:

“It’s all about those 10 minutes. You have to be funny and cute, and you have to promote the movie, and I don’t know what else. You have to look hot or something."

On dressing like she needs to take a shower at a car wash:

“I go outside, and my hair is dirty, and people say, ‘What’s wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.'”  “I’m like, don’t you get it? I’m not that girl! Like, I never was that girl. It’s not like I was really clean-cut last year.”

On the haterade:

“The commenters are usually worse than the bloggers. I know what people say about me.”

Kristen Stewart is a breath of fresh air. She puts in so much effort to remain grounded and not let fame get to her head by morphing into a superficial diva. She's doing a great job so far.