Magazine Spreads

Dakota Fanning is officially an adult now and she knows exactly what she wants. Dakota goes to NYU and she knows that she has a thriving career but she's in college because she wants to be. Dakota has always been mature beyond her years and she proves it in her new feature in C magazine.

Dakota has a role in a new indie movie called Effie about a teenage bride. When Fanning was asked if she's ever been in love before, she said: “Ahh, not really. No. I would have to say no … but Effie wasn’t really in love with her husband, either, which made [filming the movie of the same name] easier.”

That's surprising, to me at least, but this chick is dedicated to her craft. Romance can wait.

On college: “I’m not going to school for a career. I’m going for my own interest, for myself. I already know what I want to do forever.”

On turning 18: “I feel like this new chapter as an adult is almost like starting over. That’s the interesting part about getting older in this business. I’m excited to present myself differently.”

After looking at these photos of Justin Bieber getting fake punched and bloodied in Complex magazine, I don't know whether to climax or speak out on violence against women.

Bieber and Complex got really creative for Biebus' new feature and I've got chills. Can someone make this happen IRL? I kid.

Bieber's working on his new album, expected to be released within months, but because he's Justin Bieber, he can cover any magazine in the world for no reason other than he's a beautiful lesbian that sells lots of records. In Justin's interview, he talks about his love of rap and how he'll be doing more rapping on his new record. I'll post some quotes for you over the next few days.

Liam Hemsworth's new movie The Hunger Games hits theaters in 2 weeks. Thanks to that movie, we've been graced with new photos of Liam's beautiful face all over the magazines. Now there's no excerpts of Liam's Flaunt interview, but the photos are good enough for me. Liam looks handsome and mature when he isn't smiling. Then he looks pretty adorable when he smiles. You can't go wrong whenever you photograph this dude.

Men assume that life for females is all free drinks all the time and that all you gotta do is snap your fingers to get some. That isn't how things work, though, and the hotter the chick, the more she doesn't get asked out because guys assume that she's taken. It's ridiculous, but true. Mila Kunis tells Harper's Bazaar that she doesn't get asked out and she doesn't believe that Scarlett Johansson should have had to explain herself when her nude photos were leaked.

The best of Mila Kunis' photos. She looks like a pedophile's dream in this photospread.

On what her parents think about her being an actress: “If it was up to my parents, I would have never done this, but now I’m 28, so what can they do?”

Does she make friends easily? “No. It’s hard to open up to people because often they’re more curious than they actually care about you.”

On celebrity nude photo scandals: “Well, I don’t send naked photos.” Then she laughs. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Mila emerged from Hackergate unscathed, unlike fellow actress Scarlett Johansson, who was allegedly a victim of the same culprit. “The sad thing is, she shouldn’t even have to explain who it’s for.”

On her lack of dates: “I don’t get asked out. This past year, I haven’t been home, so who’s going to ask me?”

On her relationship with ex-boyfriend of eight years, Macaulay Culkin: “It was fantastic. I mean, I honestly think being single’s great. Being in a relationship’s great. It’s all about the timing. I loved it.”

On how her body changed after she gained weight after Black Swan: When I gained it back, it went to completely different areas.” Like the rear? “No, I’d be happy if my ass got bigger. All the weight that left my chest went to my side hip, my stomach.”

On stereotypes: “People have interpretations of what you’re supposed to be like,” she says. “If you’re unattractive and overweight, you must have a great personality. If you’re attractive, then you must not be the nicest person. People are always taken aback that I’m easygoing but not necessarily stupid.”

Mila is so honest and smart! Love this chick.

Lea Michele was wearing a Dolce & Gabbana bodysuit with Christian Louboutin heels for her Prestige magazine cover. She should never wear pants, ever. She has some nice legs. In the issue, the famous diva downplays the kiss she shared with Ashton Kutcher, who basically dumped her during an interview, and she claims that Glee castmates love each other.

From what I've seen of the Glee cast in person, they're all friendly with each other, but there are cliques. Naturally. Lea would never say that though, and she's fake, so she's going to make it sound like she and her co-stars are always doing group hugs in between scenes.

On how Glee stars get along: "People can try to make up as much drama as they like, but the truth is that we really are the happiest family."

On kissing Ashton Kutcher in 'New Year's Eve': “I come from Broadway. I’ve done a lot of things. That’s child’s play compared to some of the stuff that I’ve done.”

Because she doesn't have any talent, Kim Kardashian always has to throw herself in front of a camera for photos or to film one of her scripted reality shows. She also runs out of ideas most of the time, so she'll take off her drag queen makeup occasionally or she'll take her clothes off to "empower" women. In summary, she's pretty much the world's shortest supermodel.

Kim went natural for Allure magazine, and by "natural," I mean, b!tch wore hair extensions and had sh!t on her face! In fact, Allure writes that the makeup artist "drew a red-brown pencil on the upper and lower lids. She then swirled a bronzy cream foundation on Kardashian's cheekbones and dabbed on a pink-beige lipstick." Kimmy was wearing makeup. Anyway, here are some quotes from the talentless one.

On when she'll have kids: Khloé joked with me and said, 'Will you be my surrogate?' I said, 'I think I have a couple more years when I just want my body to myself. At 35, I promise I'll consider it.'

On her next wedding: I would just want it to be so special, with our family and close friends, and that's it. Somewhere on a deserted island, very private. No cameras.

On putting her relationship on TV again: Whenever I choose to get into one again. I'm not ready, but when that time comes, I'll be more cautious about who I let my world open up to.

When is Breaking Dawn released in Russia? I kid. Robert Pattinson covers GQ Russia and the photo below is the best out of the photoshoot. His magazine cover picture doesn't do him any justice, and the popular star looks shockingly older in these pictures.

I guess I'm just used to Rob's goofy smile and awkward, humble vibe. Robert looks, like, like a serious actor in these photos. He looks like he's matured. I see hair on his face. And chest. It's kind of gross.

What makes Evelyn Lozada sexy to me is her fiery attitude, but the Puerto Rican isn't exactly hard on the eyes either. Evelyn is featured in the new issue of Maxim and the publication had nothing but kind things to say about Chad Ochocinco's future wifey.

Maxim said: “Evelyn Lozada is turning out to become one of the hottest reality stars on the scene and everyone is taking notice. She is absolutely gorgeous and we had an awesome time shooting her.”

Not really. Evelyn's hot, but her six-pack looks gross. Women shouldn't go hard with the six-pack. The lingerie she's wearing does nothing for me and she looks prettier on TV than she does here. None of that matters, though, cause Lozada is building her brand. She already has a shoe store, Dulce, in Miami, she just released her first book, Inner Circle: The Wives Association, and she's endorsed Secret Kisses cosmetics. Evelyn will also have her own spinoff reality show soon and she plans to get inseminated so that she can have Ocho's twins.

Taylor Swift is still trying to play the victim card by talking about her failed relationships and her "earth-shattering, crash-and-burn heartbreak." This is coming from the same chick that jumps from penis to penis and picks up nearly every award she's nominated for.

Taylor doesn't look old enough to vote and her clothes look like they were stolen from dolls at Toys 'R Us, yet she covers the February issue of Vogue. Taylor said "I just don't really feel like dating."

People rarely ever "don't feel like dating" and 'don't feel like sexing' at the same time, so she's probably just whoring out full-time now instead of trying to uphold her innocent girl image.

The overrated country star brings on the pity party, claiming that she's just happy not to be bawling her eyes out. "I'm not sad and I'm not crying this Christmas, so I am really stoked about that."

When asked about her Christmas 2010, she replied: "I am not gonna go into it! It's a sad story!"

Surprisingly, Swift will be making new songs about her heartbreak! "There's just been this earth-shattering, not recent, but absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak, and that will turn out to be what the next album is about."

I really shouldn't blog about this hooker because I can't hide my disdain for a 22 year-old privileged twat who makes her juvenille relationships sound like she's survived being a prisoner of war!

To read more of Taylor's b!tchy quotes about the kind of men she doesn't like, visit Us Weekly.

Take note, Lindsay Lohan: this is how you pretend to be Marilyn Monroe.

Michelle Williams - who won a Golden Globe on Sunday for her performance in My Week With Marilyn - is featured in the new issue of GQ and she surprises us not only with the hotness of her photo spread (see evidence below), but also with her candidness about her career, her family, and the death of her daughter's father, Heath Ledger.

"I felt like I was going crazy," Michelle told the mag. "It was too much - trying to deal with what had happened and trying to deal with what was at our doorstep. I just felt trapped... I can’t make it stop, I can’t make it go away." Heavy stuff, but the actress has persevered admirably, and now (unlike the rest of her former Dawson's Creek co-stars) her career is hotter than ever. We're telling you, Lindsay...you should be studying this girl's every move.

(Photos: GQ)