Magazine Spreads (Page 9)

Taylor Swift is looking super cute in the April issue of Elle magazine. She has let the curls go and is working the straight locks in these new photos, and damn it looks good!

I like Taylor's curly hair but something about this straight 'do gives her an edgy, chic persona. Taylor was first seen with the straight hair after her photo shoot with Elle back in December. She should change up her hair style more often cause she's able to pull off different looks!

You can also check out the behind-the-scenes video of Taylor's photo shoot here!

The strange thing about Lady Gaga is that she looks like a dude, even when her vagina is hanging out. The not so strange thing about Lady Gaga is that she looks like a female when her nips are hanging out. Things balance out for her.

Gaga took it off for the latest issue of Q Magazine and Britain's Daily Mirror claims that Lady Gaga was crying and stormed off the set at London's May Fair Hotel. She said that she hates the provocative pics and threatened to walk out unless her boyfriend was allowed to photograph her.

She reportedly told the staff, “I’m just not in a good place right now.”

A source tells Britain’s Daily Mirror, “The magazine wasn’t going to stand for that so they told her people where to go. Her behavior was weird.”

Interesting. Gaga either needs to take a break, or start wearing more clothes when she's on stage if she doesn't wanna go for the risque shoots. Part of her image is baring skin... Why am I over thinking this? She may have just been PMS-ing. You can cry over losing the damn remote control when you're hormonal. Or maybe that's just me?

Megan Fox used to be the up and coming star who would say some of the dumbest crap in thee world! But it seems like those days are over and she's sounding more logical than illogical, more sane and grounded than retarded. It hurts my soul.

Megan also disappoints as a model. She looks almost identical in all of her pics. B*tch does not give good face.

Megan didn't give many good quotes, so here's the only interesting ones that I've found thus far. If you don't wanna read 'em, be sure to check out her hot pics below. I would have preferred more lighting in the pics and I also would have preferred for Megan to say something like she knows she will not die while listening to Britney Spears' music and she's more confident sexually than Scarlett Johansson. Boo.

On her “talent”: “There’s a million people I could name who are more deserving of the parts that I get and the life that I’m living,” she says. Asked if she’s envious of anyone in Hollywood. Fox raises her eyebrows, as if the answer to this question is obvious. “Everybody, maybe? Anyone who’s got any sort of legitimate accolades.”

The days of Britney Spears flashing her angry looking crotch are ovah. Since Britney went commando, Lindsay Lohan has on several occasions and Vanessa Hudgens had a nude photo scandal but, generally speaking, crotch shots are few and far between.

Katy Perry's cooter was on the opposite side of the camera lens over the weekend when the paps took pics of her after she left Pane e Vino restaurant. There's not much to see here, but I was shocked to discover that Katy wears white undies. She's so colorful, I'd guess that she'd be wearing something neon or pastel at least.

Here's the future Mrs. Russell Brand looking great in the latest issue of Nylon magazine:

Ashley Greene is an actress, but she makes a great model.

The Twilight star was featured in Savvy magazine, a publication I know nothing about other than they picked the right woman to put on the cover. Ashley told Savvy that she would love to work with Johnny Depp or Kate Winslet. Ashley's upcoming films include The Apparition and Skateland. She plays the lead role in both films. I can't wait to see what she's all about.

There's no need for me to sugarcoat, Kelly Bensimon is about as sexy as Whoopi Goldberg. Her skin is greasy and looks like leather, there's like at least one foot between her sagging breasts, and her belly button on her Playboy cover has given its 2-week notice and is trying to walk outta the photoshoot.

Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York City isn't very likable either. She reminds me of too many females in Orange County. I'm talking about ugly bitches who think they're cute. So sad! It's an epidemic.

Kelly is delusional. So delusional that she thought her cover and clinging to a pillow would be hot?! Go big or go home. If you're gonna do Playboy, show some friggin' skin or shut your face and stop attention whoring yourself out when you're too uncomfortable to reveal the goods anyway.

American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi showed us a brief view of her bikini body last year during Idol's season finale, and she's doing it again in Maxim magazine. In my opinion, her layout is pretty lame compared to other spreads of celebrities in the men's mag.

She won't even give up a full bikini body shot! She's partially covered up in almost all of the pics except for one where you can only see from her rib cage and up. Kara DioGuardi needs to quit being a prude and show us what she's workin' with!

Whether Ashley Greene is completely naked with body paint all over her or clothed in a babydoll dress, the woman is smoking hot.

Unlike so many blonde bimbos, aka Heidi Montags in Hollywood, Ashley is not only brunette, she has a very memorable face. I covet those eyebrows! Her features are striking.

Ashley Greene will be featured in an upcoming issue of Marie Claire magazine and she never disappoints. She was born to model.

Nicole Richie graces the March issue of Marie Claire UK magazine and she makes me wonder if any woman should ever dye her hair blonde.

Nicole's dark hair looks amazing on her, it's just the right shade!

Nicole was asked about eating disorder rumors, natch, and she said: ‘I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don’t. It’s extremely insulting and irresponsible.’ An eating disorder is serious and it’s a disease.’

Too bad I don't believe chicks who look like they feed their babies more food in one day than they eat in an entire week! She does look hot though, so I give Nicole snaps for gaining back some weight after she looked more like this.

Like every woman who graces the cover of a magazine... hmmm, I wonder if the same thing goes on with the menz, but anyway, like every chick on a mag, Beyonce was airbrushed and Photoshopped. Mission Make Beyonce Hotter has been accomplished.

Beyonce owns the universe. She is so overexposed, so hardworking, and so hungry for more money and fame, we can never ever ever under any circumstances escape her.

On her good girl reputation: “Trust me, I’m not at all, but it is hard living up to people thinking that about you.”

On being the antithesis of a butch chick when it comes to clothes: “I love fashion. I’m not a sweats type of girl. I don’t enjoy wearing tennis shoes. I don’t even feel comfortable in them.”

On 'bootylicious' being in the Oxford Dictionary: “I still can’t believe it! It’s hilarious. I actually wish it was another word that I created. I wish it didn’t have ‘booty’ in it.”

Oh ya, Beyonce also told Allure that she wants to have a child. SNOOZE! She's like J-Lo, who talked about having kids for like 10 years before actually having one.

In Allure's February issue, there's the most shocking Beyonce quote of all time. Sasha Fierce is so 2009! Beyonce said, “The thing that’s interesting is I don’t need Sasha Fierce anymore, because I’ve grown, and I’m now able to merge the two. I want people to see me. I want people to see who I am.” Oh. Em. Gee. So now she's so cocky that she doesn't need a conceited alter-ego? Why not! If you're Beyonce, you sh*t on females every day and you eventually embrace your hype. Good for her?